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Sometimes it's really amazing to think about fate, because of that "My Policy Speech", our Puyang mayor, Mr. Zhao Ruidong, appointed me as the director of the Puyang Municipal Transportation Bureau, so that I can manage the increasingly complex traffic congestion problem! Take the gentleman and relieve your worries!

How to solve your worries, Du Kang old wine! In this way, I scratched my ears and cheeks and drank a bottle of Du Kang, rest assured, I have no money, and this bottle of Du Kang wine is also at my own expense! I will never take a stitch from the public, I am very honest in terms of money, I don't know how to manage money, but I will never get a penny from the public, unless you use a beauty trick, otherwise I will be mighty and unyielding!

I am now typing a report, writing application materials, and building a subway on the second line of our third-tier city in Puyang! We won't call it Line 1, Line 2 like Beijing and Shanghai..., there is no cultural connotation at all! We call it Kunwu Line, Zhuan Line, Diqiu Line... Then build a subway directly to Beijing! As the saying goes: all roads lead to Rome, and we have a subway in Dapuyang leading to Beijing, hehe! The mayor of Zhengzhou City wants to cooperate with us! No, even the mediation of the secretary of the provincial party committee can't do it!

In view of the increasing congestion of Huanghe Road, Shengli Road, and Zhongyuan Road and car accidents every day, we have raised the car purchase tax by 30 percent, and now the car purchase tax is not 8 percent! Too low, go up! 93# gasoline is less than six yuan again, how can this work, how can this gang of fart people care so much about oil prices, raise one yuan per liter, let them know which car makes their liver hurt every kilometer they drive!

Then use this part of the money to vigorously develop public transportation, build a free bicycle network, and promote green travel! Advocate carpooling, build and improve local administrative traffic laws, so that everyone has a law to follow! There will be no more black ones! Take advantage of the east wind of the national transportation system, take advantage of the trend, vigorously rectify electric tricycles, issue licenses, and test driver's licenses, so as not to let them compete with motor vehicles like ground mice all day long!

Isn't it a waste of taxpayers' money to do a good job in road administration planning, strictly grasp the quality of highway construction, and save the province of building today and digging tomorrow? Repairing and digging not only causes inconvenience to ordinary citizens, but also thinks that our transportation bureau is fine all day long, where to dig and play! How bad is a harmonious society!

I have a friend in Singapore, when I chatted with him at that time, he was also a rich second generation, came to Shanghai to start a business, and drove an Audi A8 in Shanghai, with a displacement of 6.0! He said that her mother has an Audi A6 in Singapore, if all the money is about the same as the money he bought an Audi A8 in Shanghai, Singapore is a very small country, and the issuance of car license plates is very strict, five years ago, he told me that a license plate in Singapore will cost about 100,000 Singapore dollars (equivalent to 500,000 yuan), and the car purchase tax rate is 100%! You can do the math!

Let's not talk about the sky-high luxury license plate, let's just say that the license plate in Shanghai and Beijing is good, the average price of the Shanghai license plate is about 80,000, and Beijing is a lottery, which is equivalent to you have money to buy a car, but queue up to buy a license plate!

Once I was drinking with my friends at a food stall on Kongjiang Road in Shanghai, and a BYD FO drove from afar, but it was hung with a Shanghai A license plate, and we were joking at that time, you spend time and effort to steal three cars, it is better to steal two iron sheets from him!

It's a pity that I have a weak heart, how can I steal the iron sheet?