Chapter 56 A little expert with a baby
Nie Shanshan looked at the screen, stunned for a long time, but dozens of seconds later, when the big fat continued to urge her, Nie Shanshan laughed in front of the notebook. [a lot good]-.79xs.-
Big Fat: Nie 33, you're still here!
Big Fat: Nie 33, say something!
Big Fat: Nie 33, you're dead!
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Apparently, Big Fat was angry again and impatient.
At this time, Nie Shanshan was 'very' leisurely, and after laughing, she was thinking about how to satirize Big Fat.
Nie Shanshan: If you are so fat, are you qualified to like others?
Nie Shanshan: If you confess to someone, I am sure that you will definitely fall out of love, in order not to be sad, I still advise you not to do anything.
Nie Shanshan: You'd better keep having unrequited love and crush, so as not to scare people, grow so fat, so ugly, and dare to like others!
After Nie Shanshan worked hard to type a series of pinyin, Chinese characters, and numbers, the big fat on the other end really exploded, and Nie Shanshan felt that she had taken revenge, and she was very happy.
Big Fat: Dead 33, you cheap mouth, you should be poisoned alive. (A picture of a bottle of poison 'medicine' will be sent to the past)
Shanshan: Dead fat, your body should be chopped off alive. (Nie Shanshan also comes with a bloody knife, showing off her might)
Big Fat has not forgotten the main purpose of asking Nie Shanshan today, although Nie Shanshan is cheap, but he is still helpless, he can think of someone who can help him, only Nie Shanshan, although Lan Xiqian is good, but such an honest and honest person is not suitable for doing bad things, it is necessary to pick a villain like Nie Shanshan to get it done.
Big Fat started to say good things: 33, are we good friends?
Sanshan: Dead!
Big Fat: 33, actually you're very good, can we reconcile? We won't quarrel anymore, we're still good friends.
Shanshan: I'm not friends with fat people.
Big Fat: Okay 33, we won't quarrel anymore, I won't talk about you anymore, you are the rich master, you will be my boss in the future, whatever you say is what, can you help me this time? I want to chase our little Amy next door, with curly hair, blue eyes, big, so cute, I like that type.
When Nie Shanshan heard this, she seemed to understand what was going on, it turned out that this big fat kid admired foreign and flattering people, and liked foreign girls, and his taste was really bad and he was scum.
But Nie Shanshan just didn't respond, and let the big fat beg his grandfather to worship 'milk' and 'milk' at the other end of the begging Nie Shanshan.
"Nie Shanshan, if you have someone you like in the future, I will help you, I will definitely help you, you believe me, I will do what I say when I am fat. (No pop-up ads)"
The big fat mouth 'kiss' almost knelt down and begged for mercy, as if as long as Nie Shanshan promised her to kneel and beg for mercy.
Nie Shanshan really came out to make things difficult, "Big fat, you say, you really treat me as the boss, as long as I help you, from now on, what I say is nothing?" ”
When it was time for Da Fat to pretend to be a grandson at this time, he definitely did not hesitate to pretend to be a grandson, "Well, you are my boss!" ”
"Well, I ask you, who's the prettiest person in the class? Is it me, or is it Lancecis? "For this problem, Nie Shanshan is forever obsessed, and she never wants to give in, she just likes to be more serious.
The big fat pouted over there, and chattered at the computer screen, "It's obvious that Lan Xiqian is beautiful, just your rough person, you dare to compare beauty with Lan Xiqian, go aside." ”
However, on the computer screen, he typed a string of words beautifully, "33 is the most beautiful." ”
"Tell the truth!" Nie Shanshan was domineering and did not change.
"33 is the most beautiful!" The big fat learns to be obedient, and he won't say anything that makes Nie Shanshan angry and angry anymore, he has a request for help!
"Hmph, big fat, I know that you are virtuous and 'sexy', beg me to say good things to me, I will ignore you, I Nie Shanshan is not so easy to bluff 'get'."
I want to fool her, but there is no 'door'!
However, it seems that she is beautiful, and she is still 'very' happy.
Da Fat also tried all means to envelop Nie Shanshan, and took out the trick in the fairy tale and said, "Magic Mirror Magic Mirror, who is the most beautiful child in the world?" Of course it's Nie Shanshan, it's Nie 33. ”
"Cut! A sucker! The magic mirror is a lie, especially if you are a fool who is a liar. "Nie Shanshan has always refused to let the big fat pass so easily.
Da Fat also lost his patience a little, and scolded in a low voice, "Nie 33, you tug 'Mao'." ”
"......" Da Fat didn't say anything more.
"Dead fat, you beg me, keep begging me, maybe, I will promise to help you, for the sake of our classmates, for the sake of you may not be able to find a daughter-in-law, I can help you." Nie Shanshan said 'seductively' and 'confused'.
The big fat squinted at the string of words typed out by Nie Shanshan, I don't like Nie Shanshan's moral 'sex', she is this moral 'sex' that is particularly annoying, and she looks beautiful and fartful!
"Nie 33, I'll beg you for the last time, if you don't help, forget it." Big fat is on fire.
"Dead fatty, get out, don't help, beg me to return this attitude, look for death." Is Nie Shanshan a fuel-efficient lamp?
"33, okay 33, I beg you to do it, I invite you to eat ice cream, I immediately asked my mother for money to invite you to eat ice cream, come on, come to my house to help me chase little Amy, I will 'pay' you the money for the future 'spending', can't I?"
Big Fat's attitude is already good and sincere enough.
Nie Shanshan Nu mouthed, although she was still unwilling and reluctant, but for the sake of the fat attitude, she was reluctant, so she helped him once.
So, the two began to call to discuss how to help him pursue little Amy......
After being agreed.
Nie Shanshan went to the big fat house accompanied by the maid, and the big fat saw that Nie Shanshan was no longer as eyeing as before, and even greeted Nie Shanshan with a kind face, "33, come and see our little sister, our little sister is very cute, 'fat' too, she will be a fat girl in the future." ”
Big Fat is pushing the little sister of the cart like a treasure for Nie Shanshan to watch, Nie Shanshan is quite indifferent to these little sisters and little brothers, especially seeing Big Fat boasting every day about how cute and endearing her little sister is, but Nie Shanshan doesn't feel anything cute at all.
"Yes, if you have a brother, you must have a sister, what's so strange, you look like this, wrinkled, your eyes, nose and mouth seem to be together, what's so good-looking, you still take pictures and show your sister every day, if I were you, I wouldn't have this face."
Nie Shanshan is still poisonous, and her words are always so hurtful.
The big fat is so angry that his teeth are itchy, but what can he do, "If you have little brothers and sisters in the future, you will know that children are actually very cute, so it's better to ...... Nie Shanshan, I'll give our little sister a hug for you, and you will like her if you hug her. ”
"I'm not rare, I don't like children." Nie Shanshan looked disdainful, but her eyes still couldn't help but peek at the big fat little sister, although she didn't look very good, but the 'fat' dudu seemed to have a little bit of likability.
"My mom won't let you hug it! I'm secretly giving you a hug, because I'm very good with you! ”
"What a fart!"
"If you don't hug it, let her sleep, let's discuss the matter of little Amy, look at the chocolate I prepared for you and little Amy, I didn't want to eat it!" Da Fat took out the chocolate from the locker, and he was really trying his best to buy Nie Shanshan.
Nie Shanshan's eyes looked at the sleeping little sister, the more she looked at it, the more interesting it became, and suddenly she seemed to want to hug the child, but her face was the most important, and she must not be angry in front of the big fat, "Since you said that you are a good friend, the sister of a good friend, of course you have to hug it, but you said okay, you can't pee on me." ”
"Silly, if you don't get wet, who will sprinkle it on you!" Da Fat seems to have become an expert with a baby, and fished out the little sister from the little 'bed', "Give, you must hold it firmly...... If you drop our little baby, you're going to die. ”
"Dead fatty, who do you say to die, who is your boss, you don't want to chase Amy anymore?" Nie Shanshan blushed with anger and shouted, her noise was also very successful in waking up the little baby in her hand, and she cried "wow" in an instant......
"Yikes! Crying! She cried, what should I do, big fat, quick, take it away, I don't like children crying the most. "Nie Shanshan was in a hurry, and the more she heard such a cry, the more she was flustered.
Da Fat also panicked, "You hold it tight, don't let go, you can fall yourself, you must not fall my sister, otherwise I will be beaten to death by my mother, I will go to get the 'milk' bottle, she is hungry, she must be hungry." ”
Big Fat was very nervous, although Nie Shanshan didn't like children, she knew very well that the baby must not be allowed to fall, and if she fell so young, she would die......
"Hurry up, hurry up and get the 'milk' bottle." When Nie Shanshan was helpless against the crying of children, she was so angry that she stomped her feet!
"Don't scream, the more you scream, the more nervous I become, and when the 'milk' bottle breaks, my mother will screw my head, last time I broke one, I was deducted a lot of zero 'spending' money."
The big fat man held the 'milk' bottle tremblingly.
Nie Shanshan's hand suddenly felt hot, as if something liquid had fallen on her arm, "Ahhhh......hh Dead fat, you still said that she can't pee, 'pee' is on my hand, hurry up and take her away, take her away...... It stinks to death......"
"I'm here to hug you, you're so stupid! Baby, my brother is here to hug, my brother loves my little sister very much, it's okay if my sister doesn't cry, my brother will buy you chocolate to eat in the future, if you don't cry, you're a good boy. Nie Shanshan, you can't let go now, you hold it tight, you can't drop my sister. ”
Even if the big fat is usually very playful, but when protecting his sister and protecting his relatives, he is still a very responsible person, hugging his sister, but his sister is crying more and more, the big fat mother downstairs heard the cry and rushed to the rescue, but it was a moment of effort, my sister's face was a mess, sweat, tears, and 'milk' water, and the fat mother took the child downstairs to change clothes with some crying and laughing.
Nie Shanshan and Da Fat seemed to have experienced a disaster, and they seemed to vaguely feel that it was not so easy to be a parent......
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