This sudden kick made me almost vomit the overnight meal, and the bad luck of the early morning came one after another, and I was inexplicably beaten by these two goods, and in an instant I was angry from the heart of the evil to the side of the guts.

"Stop fighting!" I let out a loud shout, then slapped my ass and got up from the ground: "Are you stupid to eat MSG?" When am I going to give you pee? ”

Nezha pointed to You Heng, who was standing on the second floor and watched coldly: "He said you asked him to and pull the inside of the well." ”

"Fart, that's a toilet!"

Lei Zhenzi and Nezha looked at each other, and then asked You Heng on the second floor: "How big is that mouth you are talking about?" ”

You Heng gestured with his hand: "The mouth of the bowl is so big." ”

"Have you ever seen a well the size of a bowl? Here, the mouth of the bowl is so big that the water is bubbling out of the pit. Lei Zhenzi finished his words at Youheng, scratched his head and said to me embarrassedly: "Xiao Ming, I'm really sorry, we didn't ask clearly, misunderstanding, misunderstanding." ”

Listen to him, ouch! If I can beat them, how can they survive until now?

"Haha, you're really interesting, what kind of game are you playing? Time travel! Dong Xiaoyan laughed so much that it was a showmanship, which made me so angry: "It's not interesting for you to let them beat up to see if it's interesting!" ”

Rubbing the old waist that was kicked by Nezha and couldn't stand upright, I put my hand on Lei Zhenzi's shoulder and asked him to carry me upstairs, Dong Xiaozhuan followed uninvited, and shouted at Nezha as he walked: "Little brother, hey!" Little brother, remember me? ”

Nezha glanced back at her, was slightly stunned, and said, "Huh! You're not who you were yesterday...... Yo! You look good when your hair isn't messy. ”

"That's natural, when you beat the young, others will say that your sister and I look like fairy Chang'e." Dong Xiaozhuan smiled confidently, revealing a small tiger tooth, not to mention, it was really good-looking.

Nezha sneered after hearing this: "Just you, what about Chang'e?" Do you know what Chang'e looks like? ”

Dong Xiaoyan stepped forward and touched the two buns on Nezha's head, and said with a smile: "Heh, I heard your tone as if I had seen you." ”

"Isn't this nonsense, I often go to Guanghan Palace to play."

"Then tell me, who is better looking better than Chang'e?" Dong Xiaoyan always thought that Nezha was joking with her, but in her mind, she never thought that the little kid in front of her might really know Chang'e.

"Of course Chang'e is good-looking." Nezha jumped upstairs while talking, but Dong Xiaoyan stopped doing it, a creature like a woman, whether she is good-looking or not, or Yan is thin and fat, you must not say that she is not on these two points, although Nezha has the grace to save Dong Xiaozhuan, but Dong Xiaozhuan is a woman after all, and she is a rich beauty, now you say to your face that she is not good-looking, can you be happy?

"I don't believe it, it's all women, how much better can she look better than me?" Dong Xiaoyan pouted with a dissatisfied face, Nezha didn't pay attention, and continued to reply: "It's much better-looking, don't talk about Chang'e, the pigs in Guanghan Palace are all better looking than you." ”

……

"Is there anyone else feeding pigs in Guanghan Palace?" I don't believe what he says, how can Dong Xiaozhu say that she can be regarded as a big beauty in the mortal world, listening to Nezha's tone, she seems to think that Dong Xiaozhuo is very ordinary, so how beautiful does this fairy have to be?

"No, I'll give you an analogy."

The two of us chatted heartlessly, and Dong Xiaozhuan was about to cry angrily......

Back on the second floor, before entering the house, I also gave Dong Xiaoyan a precautionary shot: "Are you sure you want to go into my house and sit?" ”

Dong Xiaoyan nodded: "That's not it?" Didn't I come to you specifically? ”

"Let me tell you, my house is in such a mess, and I won't be responsible for soiling your daughter's clothes." Actually, I'm quite unhappy to come into contact with this Dong Xiaozhu, not to mention that everyone meets in Pingshui, let's just say that this identity is far from her, one is a silk with a monthly income of 2,000, and the other is a rich lady who drives a Lamborghini, no matter how you look at it, this doesn't seem like a combination that can have a common topic.

"Huh! Why are there so many beds in this living room? So many of you sleep in one room? Dong Xiaozhuan didn't need me to say hello, she sat on the sofa with a butt, which is commendable, at least she didn't put her disdain for the silk on her face, and the TV series is really harmful, in my impression, the local tyrants should be the kind of people who can only see their nostrils.

"Do you want to eat?" Lei Zhenzi also sat down on the bench on the side, took out a bag of monosodium glutamate from his pocket and sent it to his mouth with his fingers, and handed the bag of monosodium glutamate to Dong Xiaozhu while eating, Dong Xiaozhu also trusted us too much, and didn't even look at the words on the bag, I saw her poke her finger into the bag and then send it to her mouth like Lei Zhenzi, and spit it out immediately after eating it.

"Puff, puff, how do you eat MSG to play?"

Lei Zhenzi glanced at her with disdain, didn't say anything, and continued to eat his own, Nezha also ran to join in the fun at this time: "Don't patronize your own food, leave some for me." ”

"Who is she?" You Heng always has his cold face, if you didn't know in advance that he was the first troll in history, you would definitely think he was cool, to be honest, just now he is only wearing a military coat and not even wearing shoes, and the appearance of standing there combined with his facial expressions can be regarded as a contrast.

"Dong Xiaozhuo, the young lady of a big family." I picked up the glass and took a sip of water, and replied lukewarmly.

"Oh! Big family! How big is it? ”

"Anyway, those are floating clouds compared to you, who are you? Cao Cao is a fart in your eyes. "I rubbed my waist and eyes while lying on the bed, this morning was not only scared, but also beaten lightly, what do you say is the matter?

"By the way, did you offend someone? You weren't there just now, and someone said that you would drink to celebrate if you hurt you, and I heard that mean that he was quite gloating. After You Heng said this to me, he went to the toilet, and said to Lei Zhenzi as he walked: "What did you just say down there?" The mouth of the bowl is so big, and the water is bubbling out of it, in this is the pit? ”

When he heard this, I straightened up without knowing the essentials: "Mad God, what did you just say?" Someone hurting me? ”

You Heng nodded: "Yes, he said, he hurt you that night, and he raised his wine glass that night or something." ”

, that TM is my mobile phone call prompt......

I touched my body up and down, and the phone was really not on my body, and I didn't find it when I looked around, this guy made me so anxious that he stood up and ran to the toilet: "You Heng, where is the thing you just talked about?" Where did you put it? ”

You Heng took out my smashed mobile phone from his arms and said coldly: "You are my friend, since it dares to hurt you, I will naturally not let it go." ”

"Your uncle!"

I snatched the corpse of the mobile phone, and I trembled with distress, saying that the battery of this copycat mobile phone is easy to explode, how could it be smashed like this by You Heng and not kill that bastard......

I cried while rummaging through the cabinets to find my spare straight stick machine, I was recruiting someone to provoke someone, and it was difficult for me to survive until a year later.

Dong Xiaoyan was fooled by Lei Zhenzi into eating MSG as soon as she entered the house, which was originally a very embarrassing thing, and the conversation between me and You Heng just now was too whimsical, she sat there directly and listened stupidly: "You ...... You guys...... What are you talking about? Why can't I understand it at all? ”

I thumped my chest and choked: "You'd better not understand ......"

As soon as I plugged in the card and turned it on, I was thinking about when I would take the time to buy a new mobile phone, and a call came in, and I looked at the caller ID, it was Li Chenghui calling, and when I picked it up, the ogre's roar kept lingering in my ears: "Jiang Xiaoming!" Where did you die? Dare not answer my phone and turn it off, believe it or not, the old lady will make you fat in minutes! ”

This Li Chenghui's temper is really not easy to serve, Huang Shuhe is also bleeding mold, how insecure is it when he encounters this goods? It was as if he had a detonator with him.

"Sister, don't I just have something in the warehouse? What's wrong? Although I was dissatisfied, I didn't dare to put it on my face at all, and replied in silence.

"What's wrong? Yesterday, those two little boys came again this morning, and they used 502 to plug the keyhole of my shop, do you say it's annoying? Li Chenghui spoke angrily on the other end of the phone, which made me speechless: "Sister, the keyhole blocked your call to unlock the lock, you won't let me run for this matter." ”

"If I just blocked the keyhole, I wouldn't call you, they also left a note, saying that the big brother of the society wanted to ask us to meet and negotiate."

"What did you say?" I was so scared that I almost didn't jump up: "Negotiation!" ”——

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Today's words were originally wanted to be said to you yesterday, but I was too anxious to let me forget, I just want to say it, since I wrote this book, the old wine house has more time in front of the computer, and I have developed the habit of cooking by myself, which has also indirectly led to the recent rise in cooking skills of the old wine, and I have to thank you here, by the way, Sanjiang Bang's "Shen Zen" is my sister Mephitos's new book, and it should be on the shelves at the beginning of the month, so please help support it, please......