Chapter 34: Who Says You Can't Be Funny If You Don't Appear?
True title - the most deadly!
However, because of the brainstorming, I can't finish writing this thing in one chapter, and I can leave another chapter in the water. (Nose picking)
In other words, because of a book review, three chapters came out, and we are quite hard. (serious face)
Above!
Mo Ao's mood was broken at this time, and finally it was easy to say that Xia Mi and Lu Mingfei believed that all the rumors outside were the product of a group of funny spoofs.
So now the question arises, what the hell is written in the so-called "Moao Archive"?!
In order to find out what kind of shitty things that those bastards had made on their "life resumes", Mo Ao just finished fooling Lu Mingfei and Xia Mi and couldn't wait to take a breath, and immediately asked for Lu Mingfei's mobile phone, and his own internal mobile phone in Kassel, which came with the admission letter, had already been shattered along with his trouser leg in the Six Flags Amusement Park incident.
Then he asked Lu Ming for the URL of the Night's Watch forum, and then went straight to the so-called pinned post.
Then before he could open Mo Ao's face, it turned black, this cliff was the handiwork of Wang Yang's old tease! The cliff is a grave!
"The most dragon, the most arrogant A-level freshman in history - Mo Ao's personal file, the most complete private version, others I don't tell him, the most evil and desperate version in history!
With such a powerful title, Nima Moao himself feels uncomfortable not clicking on it, and this TM still needs to think about others?
Really TM can play, but you TM don't play me! You're going to be Billy if you're so good at playing! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
After covering his face and looking at the sky for more than ten seconds, Mo Ao still adjusted his emotions, and frantically made mental preparations in his heart - what "eating human words", "the world is so beautiful", "the heart is like ice crystals, the sky is not shocked", Nima packed ten sets of these packages for Lao Tzu! No, twenty sets!
Just look at the title and you can probably imagine how bad the content will be, according to the captain's usual urine, not putting him to death is definitely lower than the chance that he will not be cos.
So let's take a look at the content of this post
"I'm sure you've heard that a very coquettish freshman has recently enrolled. What can be described as the most luxurious admission resume in Kassel's history - school board escort, SS-class mission, and turning the tide in a dragon attack, do you think that's enough? Here's the revelation I just got! This new student is a three-word spirit owner! Yes, throughout history, there have not been many plural owners.
LZ thinks everyone should want to know where this new student is sacred, right? Then LZ paid a great price to get his personal file through private channels, and will continue to update the latest revelations in the future.
So speaking of which, you must be in a hurry, right? The Student Council and the Lionheart Club are probably already preparing to pull people! Next, let's take a closer look at the growth process of Mo Ao, the most proud freshman in history! ”
- Flame Dragon Slayer (Please ignore when this ID appeared.,Anyway, the ID of this product didn't appear in the original book.。 )
Name: Mo Ao
Nickname: Tsundere
Pedigree: Grade A
Gender: Male
Place of birth: Guangzhou, Shenzhen, China
Date of birth: 20 May 1993
Speech Spirit (currently known): Sequence 59 - Weasel Blade, Sequence 42 Bronze Throne, Sequence 33 Ghost Victory (sequence we made up randomly)
Well, so far it has been normal Mo Ao frowned, although he was not as energetic as he imagined, but this is also reasonable, and the most basic information can be.
Next up is the resume
He lost his father when he was a child
Syllable! Mo Ao slapped himself in the face, I lost my father and sister since I was a child! Our dad is alive and well! With a tough body and bones, you can fight for another thirty years! This speechless classic beginning, what else do you want to write next!
In 2005, he graduated from Zhenshou Elementary School
Although it looks fine, why do we just think there is something wrong?
What the hell is this town guard elementary school? Is it true that Chinese primary schools have such names again? Generally speaking, it's all experiments, first, second, third, fourth, like that, right? Of course, there are also place names that are named, but what the hell is this town guard? Also elementary school
You're a schoolboy (DD), I'll go! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
It's not right to hide the stalk so deeply! Don't play this kind of stalk in other people's files(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻!)
Forget it, keep watching
In the same year, he studied at Zhenshou Middle School;
In 2006, Zhenshou Middle School was merged with Shenhai Middle School
Deep sea you win
In 2008, he moved to Henan because of his mother's work;
In the same year, he enrolled in Lily of the Valley High School
Hehe, lily of the valley
During high school, he served as the president of the school's student union, and organized many activities that caused a big shock, such as "Campus Sailor Uniform Day", "Establishment of a Campus Precedent Court" (those who understand this stalk come to shake hands~), "Halloween Horror Campus", "No School Uniform Week", "Elimination of Bad Teenagers Day", "Thousand Young Girls Brainwashing Activities" and so on.
In the same year, the school spontaneously organized its exclusive support group [SOX Holy Religion], as well as the fan group [Majestic];
Stepping down as a sophomore in high school, he was known as the [the worst and most evil student president in history], accepted the support group [SOX Holy Sect] and the fan group [Majestic Hall], and established the [Penglie Self-Defense and Counterattack Club] club, which unified the delinquent teenagers within a radius of 100 miles from the school within a month, becoming the first cross-school club in the history of the local area;
In the same year, he led the [Penglie Self-Defense Counterattack Society] to clean up the surrounding crimes, and achieved the achievement of "not leaving the road behind, not closing the door at night".
In the same year, he had an argument with Wang Yang in the lecture of the school director, and officially entered the attention of the secret party;
In the same year, it was determined that his bloodline was A-level and included in the secret party;
In the same year, he joined the Chinese branch of the secret party and began to carry out tasks with Wang Yang, the school director.
In the same year, he was awarded a place in Kassel;
In 2011, he enrolled in school and has not yet reported to the school;
In the same year, the SS-level mission was completed;
In the same year, the Six Flags Amusement Park incident was resolved
Mo Ao looked at the so-called "personal resume" on this so-called post line by line, and wrote it in great detail, very beautifully and clearly describing the growth process of a [the most proud, the most hanging, the coolest, and the most legendary frightening textbook Xiao Ming-style character in history].
I fell! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Is your TM a personal resume?! Where did the one written here cross over to the middle two diseases in the Japanese light novel? The most dragon and the most proud of the sky, why don't you write the most Zhao and the most day!
I'll let you guard the elementary school! I'll let you lily of the valley high school! I'll make you the student president! I'll make you majestic
Lu Mingfei, who was watching the whole process next to him, was terrified, big brother, that's my mobile phone! Don't be so the roller coaster! Look at the back of that hand, there are green tendons
Continue to look down, there are still some intermittent revelations one after another, such as the hidden attribute mad scientist, such as the topless photos when practicing swords, such as the uniform photos of the leader of "Penglie" without any traces of PS, and even various gossip and rumors in him and the [majestic] fan group
How much effort did you put into hacking me?! How did you fill in such a large amount of information? It won't be exposed as soon as you check it, right?! This TM Wang Yang got it alone? I'm afraid that all the strange people in South Central Continent are involved!
Mo Ao's mood at this time was extremely entangled, and it felt like he had been hit by the Moon Reading, Illusory Demon Emperor Fist, Spiritual Storm, Izanami and other illusions all added up at the same time.
He was now so ashamed that he wanted to grab the ground with his head, but his leg was broken and he couldn't move
He also wants to drop his phone! You can even just crush it, but the phone is not your own
He also wants to give the whole of Kassel a candle dragon immediately, damn the hell that everyone who has seen these things must be wiped out, how can it be repaired!
Of course, what he wanted most was to run to Wang Yang immediately, open the geass [Dragon Emperor] to open the third degree of violent blood to open the blessing of the Philosopher's Stone, and then use the [Rhine] to smack him in the face!
Just as Mo Ao's face was so black that it seemed to be able to drip ink, the display interface on the phone continued to swipe down
At this time, a line of bright red, enlarged and bold titles came into Mo Ao's field of vision-
Shocking, exciting, super explosive! Blood red alert for all girls! The worst and most desperate revelation in history - take you into the unknown three-F level bloody case!