Chapter 102: 10,000 years is too long, seize the day
Listening to the screams in the distant mountains, Zhang Jue smiled, his beard converged, his nails retracted, and his clothes changed color.
In an instant, he became the young man in a black windbreaker, with a delicate appearance, calm and calm.
looked at the Guanghua in his hand, sneered and put it into his sleeve, then walked to the front of the car and glanced at Xu Maohai:
"Brother Xu, it's hard work."
Xu Maohai looked at the familiar and unfamiliar young man in front of him with some horror, and wanted to speak, but he couldn't say a word. I could only force a smile and nod in response.
Zhang Jue patted him on the shoulder: "Forget about this, Brother Xu, I'm just an ordinary person." ”
Xu Maohai smiled bitterly in his heart, controlling the thunder, pumping other people's souls, and transforming into the Lord of Yama. If you are an ordinary person, what is an ordinary person like?
He couldn't understand what Zhang Jue meant, Zhang Jue just wanted to be an ordinary person!
"Xiao Zhang...... Oh no, Master Zhang, you ......"
Xu Maohai's tongue began to knot.
Zhang Jue laughed: "What Lord Zhang, let's call me Xiao Zhang." You are still my Brother Xu, by the way, Brother Xu, the case of the night market barbecue stall slashing people, you can press it. Anyway, Zhou Yongqi will have to call you later, let you press down, don't investigate deeply, it's pointless. If they only say that they are fighting because of small frictions, you can't help it. If there is no evidence, I am afraid that Zhou Yongqi will be in a hurry. ”
Xu Maohai listened to these words, and his mind couldn't turn for a while. The man who was still manipulating the thunder one moment ago, and the next second he told himself about the night market hey social fight, this jump in thinking really made me wonder if I was dreaming today.
Zhang ...... Xiao Zhang, hey society is really rampant, recently we are solving the biggest hey society case in the city, which may have something to do with the night market. You can use your method to find them, and it will save you more trouble by throwing them down with a thunderbolt, and everyone will save trouble. ”
Zhang Jue rolled his eyes: "I'm an ordinary person, Brother Xu." The people do not fight with officials, let alone with bullies. ”
Zhang Jue said this, Xu Maohai didn't know what to say, forget it, let's be glad for those hey society. They provoked Lord Yama, but Lord Yama didn't bother to clean them up......
Looking at Wang Kangjian, who was lying in the car and didn't know whether he was dead or alive, Zhang Jue sighed, stretched out his palm and put it on top of his head, his right eye flashed with a gleam, and he didn't react.
With a sigh in his heart, it's over, Kang Jian is not a human being now. He was half a step too late, but he still asked the old thief to give him a golden body.
Sighing, a gleam flashed in his left eye.
"Ahem."
A cough came, Wang Kangjian woke up faintly, looked at Zhang Jue, and immediately cried: "Brother Jue! ”
Zhang Jue hugged Wang Kangjian a little sadly and patted him on the back: "I'm suffering, I'll find a way to connect your eyeballs later, the one-eyed dragon is not good-looking." ”
Speaking of eyeballs, Wang Kangjian felt a hot pain in his left eye, and he cried again.
"Come, I'll change your character. Remember, don't tell anyone about your birthday in the future. ”
As he spoke, Zhang Jue's right hand was suddenly covered with flowing brilliance, and he burst out: "Wang Kangjian!" ”
"Huh?" Wang Kangjian subconsciously agreed.
saw Zhang Jue slap him violently.
With a crisp sound of 'pop', Wang Kangjian was beaten, and then he heard Zhang Jue shouting like thunder: "The three souls and seven spirits are rearranged." Since then, the nickname is Wang Shouben, holding Yuan Shouyi, let him wind and rain, my heart is not disturbed. Remember? Wang Shouben? ”
Wang Kangjian was stunned: "Remember." ”
"Wang Shouben!"
"Huh?"
"Wang Shouben!"
"Huh?"
"Wang Shouben!"
"Huh?"
shouted three times in a row, Wang Kangjian subconsciously replied three times, and his life was changed quietly. He is no longer born on the winter solstice in the year of Bingzi, and now no one knows when Wang Kangjian's birthday is, and Zhang Jue doesn't know.
"Wang Shou was originally your nickname, and you will still be called Wang Kangjian in the future. Don't tell anyone about your nickname, just know it yourself. Got it? ”
"Got it."
Zhang Jue turned his head to look at Xu Maohai again, Xu Maohai hurriedly raised his hand: "I didn't hear anything, his name is only Wang Kangjian." ”
Zhang Jue nodded at this time, and pointed to the mess of rotten meat in the pool of blood outside the window: "If your grandmother is going to die, go over and kowtow to her." ”
Wang Kangjian turned his head to look, his eyes were red, and the painted golden eyes also showed a heartbroken look, pushed the car door and ran down:
"Grandma!"
Lao Yuan knelt on the ground, landed on his knees and kept moving to the front, kowtowing like pounding garlic: "Grandma, I hurt you." I'm sorry for you, Grandma. ”
Lin Yun showed a kind look in his eyes, and said, "It's good to be alive." You're not human now, and your life has changed, and you're much more promising than me, a flying zombie, and you have a golden body protector. Follow you Brother Jue well, I can't fulfill my long-cherished wish to go to hell and come to one side, you can fulfill it. When he ascends, he will definitely take you with him, and the future is limitless. ”
"Grandma, I don't want a future, don't you die."
Lin Yun was also embarrassed and sighed, his hot-headed head saved his life, and he was beaten like this by Huang Banyun, Lin Yun actually regretted it in his heart. But looking at the appearance of Wang Kangjian's kid now, she was also a little moved, and felt that she was worthy of this life. After so many years of confusion, I finally know what emotions are. I don't regret it.
"I can't die if I don't die, I've lived for thousands of years, and today it's finally a catastrophe. I have long known that if you don't accept people and ghosts, you will definitely not end well. You're the same now, don't follow in my footsteps, you didn't follow the right person sooner. You must follow your brother Jue well, only he can protect you. Don't go to places where you worship Buddha and burn incense, stay away from monks and Taoists, they will take you. ”
Before he died, he was still teaching himself, which made Wang Kangjian's tears wet the ground, and he really felt a strong family affection, and Lin Yun really spoke like his grandmother, teaching earnestly.
"I remember, Grandma."
"Do you understand the emotion?"
I don't know when, Zhang Jue was already standing behind Wang Kangjian, looking at Lin Yun's eyes seriously.
There was a voice in the puddle of rotten meat, not a sound, but a mournful cry: "Roar~"
Listening to this sad cry, Zhang Jue nodded: "It seems that you really understand, you have lived in vain, and at the last moment, you understood emotions and knew what a person is." You're the cutest zombie I've ever seen, just a little reckless, but it's your personality. ”
"Brother Jue, don't talk about it, okay? My grandmother is going to die. ”
Wang Kangjian wiped tears and complained.
Zhang Jue's eyes glared: "Get out." It's not your turn to speak here, so you're done with your head and get back in the car. ”
Wang Kangjian didn't dare to disobey Zhang Jue, got up aggrievedly, thought about it and kowtowed again, and then left.
"I want a coffin of golden silk nanmu, and I want to build my tomb on the top of a high mountain, where I can swallow the essence of the sun and the moon."
Lin Yun looked at Zhang Jue and said.
Zhang Jue laughed angrily: "I've been a zombie once, and I still want to swallow the essence of the sun and the moon and be reborn?" ”
"That's a hope, I don't want to die."
"That hope is a little too long ago to come true in a thousand years. I'm also going to use embalming techniques so that your body won't be eaten by maggots. ”
"Thank you very much. No matter how long ago is hope, it is also hope. ”
Zhang Jue squatted down, stroked the puddle of rotten flesh and the charred curly hair with emotion, and said softly: "10,000 years is too long, just seize the day, do you say it's okay?" ”
Lin Yun was shocked: "What? ”>