Thinking of the frequent laughter between the junior and younger brothers, Nuan Rubing suddenly looked at the ground.

Seeing that there was no toilet paper, Nuan Rubing blushed and glanced at him.

couldn't help it, glanced out of the corner of his eye, and went to Tang Zheng's bulging ball.

Then, another glance.

Tang Zheng was speechless:

"What are you looking at, I've never seen a man react."

It was as warm as ice and as cold as frost, but there was a hint of redness on his cheeks, and he glanced at Tang Zheng fiercely, and snorted:

"How can a good person react? Who knows what you were doing before I came? ”

Warm as ice, his eyes looked around, and his eyes were embarrassed to fall on Tang Zheng again.

She didn't know that the reason why Tang Zheng couldn't control her little brother and lost her adult was entirely because this guy peeked at her pair of snow-white and plump sisters!

Thinking of this, Tang Zheng regretted it and was embarrassed to look at his eyes that were as warm as ice.

"Hey, what's wrong with your heart?"

Seeing Tang Zheng's appearance, Nuan Rubing seemed to think of something, and looked around:

"Tao Yao won't be here, will he?"

"Oooo

She ran to the second floor again to look, but there was no ghost.

"So she's really not there."

Tang Zheng suddenly had a black line on his face:

"Who do you think we are? Are you here to arrest your husband? ”

It's okay not to say it, at this mentions, Nuan Rubing suddenly glared at Tang Zheng fiercely:

"Don't think I don't know what she did!"

"Tell me, do you want to marry me?"

Tang Zheng was speechless, the leap of women's thinking is simply unpredictable.

"Why are you here again, we don't have any emotional foundation at all, how can we talk about marriage?"

"Then how can Tao Yao be fine?"

Warm as ice, staring at Tang Zheng with a fierce attitude.

"Huh? What happened to Tao Yao? ”

"Pretend, you keep pretending!"

Nuan Rubing looked at Tang Zheng with a sneer:

"Don't think I don't know what you've done! Since she came back from Muren Lane with you, it's like a different person, if you let her go east, she won't go west, and if you let her chase the dog, she won't pick up chickens. ”

"There must be only one reason why she is so obedient: you give her ...... Give ......"

Tang Zheng smiled:

"Gave what? You say. ”

Nuan Rubing's face was flushed with embarrassment, and when he saw Tang Zheng's grinning appearance, he suddenly became angry:

"You her! I said, what can you do with me? ”

Dizzy!

Tang Zheng is about to faint!

Watching it, warm as ice, cold as frost, clear and jade, goddess-like characters, saying the word "dry".

That kind of unethical stimulating feeling made Tang Zheng's heart flutter.

"You've got what it takes, say it again."

Tang Zheng said casually.

"Just say it! You her! You've Taoyao! You that sao goods, sao fox! ”

Warm as ice seemed to be broken and broken, and several "dry" words were said in a row.

Strange to say, after she said the words that were originally ashamed, there was no imaginary shyness, but a strange sense of stimulation.

And seeing Tang Zheng's shocked appearance, Nuan Rubing suddenly felt a burst of satisfaction.

"It's so exciting!"

Seeing the word "dry" emerge from the red lips that were as warm as ice, Tang Zheng's eyes flickered.

"Toot ......"

The towel quilt covered by Tang Zheng's lower body once again set up a high "tent".

The words that are as warm as ice are taboo and tempting, as if Monkey King is saying, "Get bigger, golden hoop stick!" ”

The small golden hoop stick on Tang Zheng's crotch, which was about to calm down, suddenly became bigger, thicker, and harder!

"Oh my God, you have a stake hidden in your quilt, why is it so big!"

Seeing Tang Zheng there with his own eyes, he set up an anti-aircraft gun, which was as warm as ice and couldn't help but exclaim.

Thinking of his bold guess, Nuan Rubing couldn't help but blush and his cheeks were hot.

How did she deal with this terrible thing?

This is not an infusion needle, such a terrible thing, if it is to be pierced into the body, won't she be torn there?

The more I thought about it, the more I breathed faster.

The more she imagined it, the more terrifying she felt.

Suddenly, she glared at Tang Zheng angrily, and asked angrily:

"Why do men have such a thing? It's so thick and big, is it going to kill people? ”

Tang Zheng was speechless.

Men have "convex" roots, not because you women have a "concave"!

His eyes purred, and he smiled and looked at him as warm as ice:

"Do you want to know why men look like this? I have a story here, would you like to hear it? ”

Nuan Rubing saw Tang Zheng's shyness and raised her eyebrows:

"I don't want to listen to anything good that comes out of your mouth."

Tang Zheng smiled:

"I knew you wouldn't dare listen."

"What don't I dare? Provoke me? ”

Nuan Rubing sneered:

"Say it, I'll listen!"

Tang Zheng pulled the towel quilt and said with a smile:

"There's a story...... I heard it from a friend, but I didn't make it up......"

Warm as ice-eyed glare:

"Are you going to say it or not?"

"I say I say!"

"Legend has it that God is a careless and sloppy old man, and at the same time, he is a womanizer!"

"Are you talking about yellow jokes?"

Tang Zheng's eyes widened:

"I'll tell you about that? I'm talking about philosophical, speculative things, and I ......"

"Tell a story!"

"Okay! It is said that God, a careless old pervert, only created women with the most obscene thoughts when he created the human race. ”

"The woman he created was beautiful, dignified, gentle, generous, with a good figure, a good personality, a good temper, and a good job of housework."

"The advantages of the world are concentrated in women."

Hearing this, his face was as warm as ice, revealing a hint of pride.

That expression clearly said that we women are the most beautiful in the world!

Tang Zheng sneered:

"Then you listen - God, this old pervert, sloppy and careless, who wanted to make the most perfect woman in the world."

"Who would have thought that when he created a woman, he accidentally left a loophole in the woman."

Tang Zheng smiled at Nuan Rubing, his eyes swept over her lower body.

The vigilance was as warm as ice, and he suddenly covered his hands:

"What are you looking at, tell your story!"

"Hehe, this loophole in a woman's body will leak a woman's precious blood every month and bring endless pain to the woman."

"But the lazy and careless God is too lazy to bother to fix this loophole."

"So, to close this loophole, God created the man."

"Made a man?"

Nuan Rubing's face changed.

Tang Zheng continued:

"But all his enthusiasm has been used up when he made women."

"So, he casually created a man."

"Men are rude, aggressive, irritable, swearing, don't love cleanliness, and all the bad things are concentrated on men."