Coming out of the mourning hall, I couldn't avoid being complained by Huang Shuhe all the way. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"Fuck, in addition to not being born by the same mother, the relationship is more porcelain than many brothers, you actually turned your elbow outward just now, and you didn't say to come up to help."

I glanced at him, then lit a cigarette and said, "Can you still blame me about this?" Other people's dead people, no matter how much you don't have to accumulate some virtue, fortunately, he's still a little afraid of us, and before you put it, people won't split you into an Ultraman......"

"Didn't he collect protection money? This kind of person shouldn't give him face, I tell you,! I can't swallow this breath, and when I go back, I have to ask Lao Li to help me find a place. ”

I showed a look of disdain: "Look at your girl's appearance, you were beaten and asked your wife to help you find a scene, you are really capable, besides, he collected protection money and his wife confiscated the protection money, just now you were scolding a dead man who has nothing to do with it, I tell you, this matter is over, there is no need to make extraneous branches." ”

"Yes, his wife confiscated the protection money, but the son is not the godfather...... A loving mother is a loser, and his son is so bad, he must be less in charge of the family, so no matter how much I scolded her just now, I was not wronged at all. ”

As we spoke, we arrived at the treasury of Lao Li's house, although Huang Shuhe was still chattering, it was still a little smoother than before, at least he didn't mention the stubble when he saw Li Chenghui.

"How did you get out? Aren't you waiting for us in the treasury? As soon as the car entered the community, we met the ogre at the door, Li Chenghui smiled bitterly: "You said that today is not unlucky, I don't know what the situation is, you will be gone for half an hour, there will be two people who have an awkward relationship, this is good, now the man has gone to the rooftop, it seems that he is looking for a short time." ”

"Does this have anything to do with us? Now that you're pregnant, you should move around less, you know. ”

Li Chenghui showed a hint of emotion, but this expression was fleeting: "Pull it down, it's only been a long time, and my current situation is similar to a roundworm growing in my stomach......"

The two of them are also a good match when they talk, and they are quite lacking in heart......

"Actually, I don't want to come out, I'm afraid that the man will jump down from above and smash the door of our warehouse."

Huang Shuhe was shocked after hearing this: "What are you talking about, smash the door of our warehouse!" Where did he jump off the building? ”

"We're upstairs."

"it!" Huang Shuhe secretly cursed: "You said that this is stupid.b is not good at jumping, but choose the door of our warehouse." ”

I nodded: "Yes, that's too unlucky." ”

"Let's not talk about it first, the rain shelter at the door of my warehouse has just been installed, and it cost almost 300 yuan to add labor, this Nima wants to jump down and won't destroy it for me?"

I was speechless, his focus was actually here......

Entering the community, it is really crowded, here are all six-story old houses, Huang Shuhe their warehouse is on the first floor, the second floor is full of residents, and the guy who jumped off the building is just with Huang Shuhe, and the possible drop location is just the door of the warehouse......

The scene has been surrounded by the police, a seemingly leading policeman is holding a shouting microphone across the six floors to appease the emotions of the jumping people, the surrounding residents are also pointing at the roof, the firefighters are arranging an inflatable cushion, but the gas is not yet good, Huang Shuhe is angry when he sees that the door is blocked, and without saying a word, he points upstairs and is ready to jump off the building, and the buddy shouts: "Hey! I said, is it fun for you to stand so high early in the morning? ”

The upstairs man's expression was also almost crazy at this time, and he shouted hysterically: "What are you playing, didn't you see me jumping off the building?" ”

"Are you jumping up or down?"

", I'm going to jump down......"

"Damn, can't you do something good when you're going to die? If you really want to jump, can you change your position? I just installed this canopy, who will pay for it? ”

"I'll pay for it!" jumped off the building with a loveless expression: "I'm going to die anyway, it's useless for me to take the money, how much is your canopy, I'll give it to you." ”

"Three hundred."

Jumping off the building nodded: "Okay, you can come up and get it." ”

"I'll come up and get a hammer, you smashed my things, it's only right to lose money, and now you have to let me run a trip, why are you so good.b?"

The man nodded: "That's right, then how do you say I will give you this money?" ”

"Nonsense, how else can you give, you throw it down for me."

The man looked around and felt in his pocket: "I don't have a wallet here......"

Huang Shuhe looked indifferent, took out his mobile phone from his pocket and said, "Is Alipay there?" Direct transfer is possible. ”

I:......

This is purely a two stunned person.,I've never seen anything like this.,This is jumping off the building.,It's like playing with TM.,As a result, the jumping goods were really ready to transfer money to Huang Shuhe.,But when he lost Huang Shuhe's Alipay account, the police squatting above took advantage of his distraction and swarmed all of them.,Directly dragged people off the rooftop.。

This is probably the most out-of-the-box jumping I've ever seen in my life......

It was half past nine when I got home after taking things from Li Chenghui's warehouse, and I was exhausted after entering the house, and I didn't stop early in the morning, I also fell into blood mold, and I was lying down on the sofa to rest, but before I sat down, Lu Bu came up: "When will the things you promised me be implemented?" ”

I was at a loss: "What's the matter?" ”

"You said you were going to take me to find Diao."

I slapped my head: "Yo! I almost forgot, so let's take a little bit of time for this, can you? Now the warehouse is also very busy, you see I went out before eight o'clock, I really can't leave, if I want to accompany you to find your sister-in-law, you have to delay at least ten days, and you have no mobile phone signal, when there is something here can not contact me, it will be troublesome. ”

Lu Bu frowned: "Mingzi, you are not authentic, you promised well yesterday, and besides, you Brother Lu and I have such a wish in this life, you don't have a good heart?" ”

I was embarrassed: "I'm really ...... something"

Seeing that I was still shirking, Lu Bu immediately said impatiently: "Okay, I don't want to keep listening to you make excuses, so let's do it, aren't you short of money now?" I was also a hegemon at our time, if you can take me back, I will help you get something when the time comes, presumably it will not be a big problem for you to support you for a year, how about it? ”

I wanted to refuse, but ......

Ay! As the saying goes, people die for money, birds die for food, my heart has actually been making excuses for myself, I vaguely remember reading a lot of travel declarations before, what 'one day, I will leave all my tiredness and ideals, take my camera and computer away from the bustle, go to the empty!' "The best trip in life is to find a long-lost feeling in a strange place!" These declarations are gorgeous and deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and I really want to use this excuse to deceive myself that I am not taking Lu Bu back to the Three Kingdoms for money.

However, the reality is cruel, it seems that although I am gradually maturing, I have never gotten rid of the fate of being a silk, to TM's soul sublimation, for me now TM is bullshit, as long as you have a burden on your shoulders, you can't be a true self at all......

Perhaps, this is the so-called life!

Under the temptation of money, I finally chose to compromise and took Lu Bu downstairs, I poured a pill from the porcelain bottle and let Lu Bu eat it in advance, and then explained the precautions to him.

He was a little absent-minded, he nodded vigorously when I said anything, like an arrow, Lu Bu showed these four words vividly.

I don't want to continue talking nonsense, after all, he can't listen to what Lu Bu tells him in his current state, although the span of history is thousands of years, but I think his soul is probably no longer here.

I took out the flood ruler, I took it out of nothing and made a blind comparison, the purpose was to make the appearance of the space-time tunnel look more cool, after the comparison, I took the ruler and pointed at Lu Bu, and then shouted the mantra loudly.

As soon as the four-character mantra came out, a yellow wall of light suddenly appeared in front of me, and I raised my neck at Lu Bu as if offering a treasure, and was about to point out the numbers on the wall, but my hand stretched out a little, and suddenly a coquettish voice came from behind: "Captain Jiang, can you two fight elsewhere?" This is the training base, what do you think if you let the actors see it? You're so unqualified. ”

it! I didn't pay attention to the surrounding environment when I launched the flood ruler just now, and I didn't think that I would be seen by others, which is too careless!

I turned around in surprise, and when I saw that it was no one else standing behind me, it was Huang Simeng, the manager of the personnel department......

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Let me tell you first.,Tomorrow's chapter is basically equivalent to the next copy.,The outline of the old wine has always been there.,But the details and jokes of the copy have to be prepared separately.,For the plot.,It may be written slower.,That is to say, there may only be one more tomorrow.,Of course,It's not clear.,What if it's also two more?

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