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"Hah!"

Ji Chendong couldn't help laughing, and when An Jing saw this, he took the opportunity to tell Ji Chendong a few more jokes about her and An Ying when they were children. (hua.advertisement)

"I remember when I was about 10 years old, my mother took me and An Ying to a friend's house of hers, who lived in a town below the city, and had a big yard with flowers and plants, and several large vats. I asked, what is the water in the tank for, they said it was for watering flowers, and then my mother and they went into the house, only me and An Ying were left in the yard, and the two of us didn't know what was going on, so we started to play a water fight, one person guarded a few cylinders, holding the cylinder head as a shield, splashing water on each other, splashing and splashing, I retreated to a very corner place, and I caught a glimpse of a round vat, I didn't think about it, opened the cylinder head, scooped a scoop of water out, and splashed towards An Ying, at that time An Ying was also quick to react, I dodged it all of a sudden, and I saw that in the scoop of water that was splashed out, it seemed that something was flying in the air, and then it fell to the ground with a snap, and An Ying and I were stupid. ”

Speaking of this, An Jing turned his head sideways and said to Ji Chendong: "What do you guess?" ”

Ji Chendong was also excited when he heard it, and when he heard it, he asked rhetorically: "What is it?" ”

An Jing glared and said, "It's a fish!" Such a big goldfish! ”

An Jing stretched out his hand to compare, the goldfish was as big as half a palm of his hand, and An Jing still looked palpitating when he thought about it now. hua.

When Ji Chendong listened, he couldn't help but widen his eyes slightly, and said funny: "Then what?" Did you throw the fish out? ”

An nodded: "Yes, at that time, An Ying shouted loudly, sister, look at it, fish!" I ran over to take a look, the fish had fallen and didn't move much, I wanted to throw it back into the tank, thinking to see if it was still not saved, but An Ying was bolder than me, she grabbed the fish and threw it outside the yard, saying that the fish would not survive, and it would be found if it was put back in the tank, so it was better to pretend that it didn't know. ”

Ji Chendong said: "It seems that your sister is much smarter than you." ”

An Jing said: "Don't mention it, I remember that incident for a long time, from feeling sorry for others, and then I couldn't help but mention it to my mother, my mother told me that not long after we came back, her friend greeted her, saying that a fish was lost, it turned out that they had already known about it, but they were embarrassed to tell us." ”

Ji Chendong looked at An Jing with an aggrieved and embarrassed look, he held the steering wheel with one hand, rubbed An Jing's hair with the other, and said with a smile: "It turns out that my housekeeper was also a Chaos Reborn King's Landing in the Otherworld when she was a child/23488/Quite cute." ”

An Jing pushed Ji Chendong's hand away, straightened his hair, and then frowned, "What do you mean?" Am I not cute now? ”

Ji Chendong said: "Now...... Fortunately, it's a little worse than when I was a child, unless you tell me a few more jokes from when you were a child. hua.”

Although An Jing's eyes were white, he still couldn't help but say: "I don't remember this matter, but my mother said that I was still very naughty when I was a child, once I played alone with An Ying, in winter, there is an oven in the house, very short kind, I grabbed candy with her, but accidentally, I pushed her to the top of the oven at once, my mother said that she was pushing open the door at the time, and when she saw this picture, her heartbeat stopped in fright, but fortunately, An Ying reacted quickly and bounced off the oven at once, At that time, she was only more than three years old, but she was already wearing dead crotch pants, and a big hole was burned out behind her buttocks, and even the cotton was exposed, but fortunately, her ass was fine. ”

Ji Chendong had a strong sense of the picture in his mind, and he said with a smile: "In this way, your sister is big enough, if there is some mark on her buttocks, who do you say you can't marry?" ”

When An Jing heard this, he raised his eyebrows and said: "Actually, I also helped her carry the black pot, I remember clearly, once when I was a child, I don't know if it was the child next door or whose family sent it to our house, let my mother help watch it all night, when I went to sleep, it was me who slept with An Ying and him, and when I slept in a daze in the middle of the night, I only felt that someone was up, but I squinted and saw that it was the little boy!" ”

Speaking of this, Ji Chendong interrupted: "What? Boy? How old is that? ”

An Jing knew what Ji Chendong was thinking, she frowned and said, "I'm not eight years old, he is younger than me, how old do you say?" ”

Ji Chendong said: "Then you can't sleep with a strange opposite sex." ”

"My mother let me, so you want to go to her?"

When Ji Chendong heard this, he pursed his lips and said loudly: "You continue." ”

An Jing said: "The little boy got up at night, probably because he wanted to pee, my mother prepared a jar for him, put it by the window, the little boy got up and finished urinating, just about to put the jar down, but An Ying raised his legs, I saw that the jar fell on the bed, you don't know at the time, I, and the little boy, we were both stunned, and I swear, An Ying also woke up, but the three of us were stunned for five seconds, tacitly, we all closed our eyes again in a low-key way to sleep, as if nothing happened." ”

Ji Chendong was already overjoyed, and he said with a smile: "What about the next morning?" ”

An Jing said: "The next morning, my mother came to take a look, the bed was half wet, I was by the window, naturally blamed me for accidentally kicking the jar down in the middle of the night, I didn't refute, I said that I had been sleeping, and I didn't know, I carried the black pot for An Ying." ”

An Jing mentioned things when she was a child, and she was always able to say a lot of things unconsciously, and from between the lines of her words, it is not difficult for Ji Chendong to find that An Ying was still a lively and active child when she was a child, if it weren't for the mutations in the family and all the burdens in the family when she grew up, she would not have become silent and cautious.

Along the way, An Jing told Ji Chendong a lot of jokes, each of which made Ji Chendong very happy.

Ji Chendong even named An Jing the title of 'King of Duan', saying that he would be unhappy in the future, so he asked her to tell him two of her childhood jokes.

As he spoke, the car soon drove to the cinema, the two walked in hand in hand, and came to the ticket office, the two raised their eyes and looked at the movie guide on the screen, Ji Chendong said: "Which one do you want to watch?" ”

An Jing didn't have any special preferences, but said, "You can see whatever you want." ”

After Ji Chendong glanced at it, he said loudly: "Then I want to watch "The Man in the Mirror". ”

An Jing's scalp was inexplicably numb when he heard this name, and when he looked up, he only saw the words horror and horror marked on the other side.

She immediately retreated and said, "Horror movie? I don't want to see it! ”

Ji Chendong said: "You don't dare to look at An Ying together, but I'm bold, I'll protect you." ”

An Jing watched a movie with Ji Chendong for the first time, and he didn't want to touch him, so in the end he could only nod in compromise: "Okay then." ”