Chapter 13: You Think Too Much
But then again, a generation of Tianjiao is a generation of Tianjiao, and the ability to comprehend is indeed extraordinary, when he learned that several people in front of him were famous generals of the Three Kingdoms, he immediately began to reflect in his mind, and after a while, he was a little suspicious: "Death and resurrection, is it possible, Ben Khan is in the Eastern Han Dynasty at this time?" Could it be that Ben Khan has crossed! ”
He actually said the word crossing without a teacher, and I 'poofed' and laughed: "Wear it for sure, but you don't wear it forward, you wear it backwards......"
"What do you mean?" Temujin looked confused. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"You've been dead for almost eight hundred years......"
After listening to me, Temujin was stunned: "What! Now 800 years later? ”
I nodded: "Almost, more than 700 to 800 years." ”
Temujin frowned: "That...... And what about the territory I conquered back then? ”
I lit a cigarette: "It's long gone, but you're pretty good. Forced, hit so many places. ”
I don't say anything about his ass, it stands to reason that when he was alive, he really didn't fight down many places, the Western Xia didn't get through, and the Southern Song Dynasty was still there, although the Western Expedition had already gone to Europe, but it was not the largest territory.
The reason why he can obtain such a respected position in history is that his descendants, the so-called golden family, made good use of the huge energy accumulated during his lifetime, and achieved so much through decades of crusades and westerners, just like Qin Shi Huang, everyone shouted that Yingzheng was the first emperor to unify China, but in fact, if there was no foundation laid by several generations of monarchs of Qin, the position of the first emperor may not have much to do with Yingzheng.
Temu is really good is the origin of that most bullish era, so he is the pride of the sky!
Since he knew that the empire he had worked so hard to build had been pulled by someone, it was conceivable how lost he was now, and he was silent for a long time before he said: "Ben Khan wants to ask, who is sitting in the current country?" ”
I don't know what he asked for, so I replied, "Of course it's a total of . Give birth. Party. ”
"Total. Give birth. Party? Temujin was confused: "What tribe is he from?" ”
A group of people in the room laughed, and I said: "This party is not a tribe, but a whole of 56 nationalities, any nationality can enter, the whole country is now managed by them from top to bottom, the general leader is surnamed Xi, and the power is similar to that of your emperor and Great Khan at that time, but he is not hereditary, and he will be replaced after a few terms, understand?" ”
"Then which ethnic group is this surname Xi from?"
I took a puff of my cigarette: "It must be Han." ”
After hearing this, Temujin slapped the table directly: "How is it possible, how can the Han people beat us Mongols." ”
As soon as he finished saying this, a group of people in the room stood up at once: "What are you talking about? Do you want us to send you back? ”
As soon as Temujin arrived, the tendon in his brain couldn't turn around, and he didn't know what was going on when he saw a group of people surrounding him inexplicably, and his face was cute: "Where are you going?" ”
"Of course, you fought back and forth, didn't you just die......" I hurriedly calmed everyone down and sat down, and then said to Temujin: "I said big brother, don't say anything that is not conducive to national unity in the future, there are many powerful people in our family." ”
Temujin saw that this posture had finally come to his senses, and glanced at the crowd that was glaring at him, and he nodded again and again: "That's right, that's right, it's not the same time now." ”
Look at people's attitudes, there are many changes!
That's what makes it a great deal! can bend and stretch, he must also know that there is no soldier around him, and he is not comfortable with it? Don't look at him so big, you really have to be anxious, there are few in this room that he can fight, not to mention anything else, Zhang Fei, Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Li Cunxiao, just take out any one and take a picture of him in minutes......
"Little brother, I see that you have a dragon and a crouching tiger hidden in this house, presumably, you are afraid that you also have some identity in that party, right?"
In order to alleviate the previous embarrassment, Temu Allah moved to find a topic, I snorted my cigarette, and said: "Thinking about you too much, where am I qualified to join the party?" I'm just an ordinary person. ”
He looked incredulous, looked at the historical generals around him, and said: "Impossible, there are so many famous generals in your family, if you want to mix up an official and a half-job, it's still a piece of cake!" ”
I sneered: "Let's put it this way, you are all people who have died once, that is to say, there is no such thing in this world, but for some special reasons, you all come to live with me for the time being, and I will send you away in a few days, eh! I said, why are you asking so strangely, didn't King Li tell you anything before he came? ”
"Li Tianwang, who is Li Tianwang?"
What he said shocked me: "You don't even know King Tota Li! That's what sent you. ”
"Oh, he's there." Temujin suddenly realized: "Isn't he a worker? ”
I made him confused: "Workers! How did you come up with this idea? ”
"He looked very anxious when he brought Ben Khan, and he said, 'Send you over quickly, I have to go back to repair the temple when I'm done.' , Ben Khan thought, he should be a worker, he never thought, he was actually a god. ”
I suddenly realized, it seems that the bomb a few days ago was quite powerful, this heavenly court is estimated to have blown up enough, waved my hand, I said: "Okay, let's not talk about his identity, you just need to know a little bit anyway, in my place, there is food and drink and don't make trouble, after all, I am an ordinary person, my ability is so great, I can't hold back if something happens to you." ”
After listening to me, Temujin couldn't help but shake his head and sighed: "Hey, it's a pity, there are many talented people in this small city, you don't know how to make good use of it, and you have to look at people's faces everywhere. ”
After listening to Zhile: "You are quite ambitious, do you think that with your IQ, as long as you use our brothers well, you can bring down the world?" ”
Temujin can be said to be full of confidence: "Of course, I want to have the assistance of the martial saint and the god of war, and I will already unify the world." ”
I twisted the fart in the ashtray and said, "Okay, in this way, I will give you a debut question, if you can answer it, I believe that you have the ability to conquer the world." ”
What a proud man Temujin! Hearing my excitement, he immediately said, "Okay, Ben Khan will meet you." ”
"Listen up." I think it's funny to see him look like Lao Tzu is invincible in the world, and it just so happened that there was a question on the Internet that was particularly interesting, so I said: "Anyway, there is a very tall coconut tree, and there are four kinds of animals below, orangutans, apes, monkeys and King Kong, these four animals have to climb the tree to pick bananas, which one do you think they will pick first?" ”
Temujin was stunned when he heard this, he didn't know what King Kong and the ape were, so he could only reply uncertainly: "Monkeys are good at climbing trees, I think...... I think it's a monkey. ”
After listening to Zhile: "Just like you, the police station can kill you, and what about the monkey, why does it go up the trunk?" ”
"Didn't you say banana picking?"
Yang Jian was speechless when he looked at it on the side: "Pick your sister's bananas?" Have you ever seen a banana growing on a coconut tree......"
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After finishing the work, thank you for your support and trust in the old wine, and I received a lot of blessings and comforts today, thank you