If you want to explain that the emperor is unreliable, you can form a combat squad when you pull it out, from Zhu Yuanzhang's establishment of the Ming Dynasty to Zhu Youzhen's self-benefit of the coal mountain, more than 270 years of rule, speaking of unreliable, pouting your fingers, two hands may not be enough......

Seeing that the conversation between me and Li Jing didn't mean much respect for him, the emperor didn't get angry, but smiled innocently: "I thought I was casual enough, but I didn't expect you to be more casual than me. ”

I glanced at him, didn't pay attention to him, but said to Li Jing: "Gotcha!" Uncle Li, let's talk about heavy diǎn, what do you say that way is? ”

Li Jing pretended to yell at me mysteriously, and then 'brushed' a small piece of bamboo from the back of his butt and shook it in front of me: "Do you know what this is?" ”

I shook my head: "I don't know......"

The emperor was sharp-eyed, he looked up and down at the bamboo piece, and interjected: "This thing shouldn't be a toilet chip, right?" ”

I was very curious to hear him say this, you know, since the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, the princes and nobles have used toilet paper, although the toilet paper at that time is similar to the current grinding wheel, but the bad people use paper, he is an emperor of the Ming Dynasty, how did he know the toilet chip?

Seeing that I was at a loss, the emperor snorted: "I know what you want to say, but I am different from those mediocre people who only sit in the palace and don't know the suffering of the people. ”

I was speechless: "Uncle Li, is this really a toilet chip?" ”

Li Jing glared at the emperor: "Why are you listening to him, how can there be such a long toilet chip?" No matter how long it is, it can be used as a sword...... This is called the Flood Ruler. ”

"Flood Ruler!"

That's a name! can fall into such a name, presumably it should be an artifact in the fairy world, I can't help but be curious, I copied the ruler in the past, Li Jing is not stingy, let me grab it in my hand to play.

I looked at it carefully, this thing is about thirty centimeters long, it looks like a piece of bamboo, but it doesn't feel like a piece of bamboo when I touch it in my hand, but it looks like a copper plating that has faded over time, except for a few oracle bones ↗in ↗↗↗ the middle, .∞.o♀s_ (); text, everything else is blank, and I can't see anything special at all.

"Uncle Li, what the hell is this thing for? I don't think it's anything special......"

"It's not special, then it's not special." Li Jing took the desolate ruler back from my hand and said, "Jiang Xiaoyou, do you remember what I told you when we first met?" ”

"Promise me a lot of money?" Li Jing must have his intentions to bring the Hong Huang ruler, thinking of the fact that I asked him to help me find funds before, I estimate that this ruler should have something to do with my future life.

Li Jing shook his head: "Don't be so snobbish, your mouth is money, how vulgar is this." ”

I picked at my head: "Can it be good, so many people point to me for dinner...... By the way, the first time we met at that time, in addition to talking about building a prison, you also fooled me into becoming an immortal, and nothing else seemed to be gone. ”

"Think about it again."

This Li Jing is really good at amusing, I talked about so many topics at the time, and now let me think about it, how can I remember it after almost a month......

"Uncle Li, don't sell it, if you want to tease me, then I can only call your little son down, let's have fun together......"

"Don't call him, I say." Li Jing also blushed when he saw that I had made a killer move: "Do you remember that I told you at the time that I wanted to let them live for a year to relax?" ”

I diǎn diǎn head: "That's what I said, but does this have anything to do with the flood ruler?" ”

"It's a big deal." Li Jing's face was solemn: "With their status before their death and their grievances after death, how can they reduce their grievances so casually just by living with you for a year and a half?" In fact, the earliest plan of Heavenly Court was to let them live with you for a year, and then send them back when their minds were calm and they adapted to the ordinary life, and then take a look at the absurdity of their previous lives, so that they could really let go of their grievances and reincarnate with peace of mind without regrets. ”

"Ahh After listening to Li Jing, I was directly stunned: "Listen to what you mean, this desolate ruler shouldn't be used to travel through time and space, right?" ”

"You're not stupid, you're right, this is the magic weapon used to travel through time and space." Li Jing smiled with relief, and then told me all about the plan of the earliest Heavenly Court.

It turned out that when Li Jing found me, he didn't tell me all about the original plan of the Heavenly Realm, in fact, the earliest plan of the Heavenly Court already included this Honghuang ruler, but I had just changed from an atheist for two days, and they were afraid that I would not be able to accept such a large amount of information for a while, so they were ready to postpone the matter of the Honghuang ruler to tell me, Li Jing had been hiding this from me until I discovered the secret of his colorful exquisite tower, and he couldn't directly help me get money, so I made this idea, I applied for the flood ruler in advance.

"If it's really like what you said, then wouldn't the great god after using up the ruler be reincarnated directly? Why wait a year? ”

Li Jing stroked his beard: "Logically speaking, this is the case, because of the use of this ruler, that is to say, there is nothing to regret now, and of course he can choose to reincarnate if he puts down the burden in his heart, but this is only a statement in principle, it depends on themselves, if they want to live for a while longer, it is not impossible, after all, the limit given by the heavenly court is one year." ”

Although Li Jing has said in detail enough, I still haven't understood how time and space travel can be related to making money: "Uncle, although I know the purpose of this ruler, does this have anything to do with making money?" Do you want me to send them back for a walk in advance, and then reincarnate after the resentment has subsided, so that shortening their stay in the mortal world will help me save money, right? ”

Li Jing's expression was speechless to the extreme: "Why are you so donkey, you can send them back, you don't know how to bring back the diǎn susutés......"

"Ahh I was shocked by Li Jing's words: "You shouldn't let me go to ancient times to steal things, right?" ”

"How can you use the Flood Ruler like this, we are immortals, stealing things so much? You can't get things off the line, but you can buy them! ”

I was confused: "Which dynasty circulates the RMB?" ”

"None of the dynasties will have your current currency in circulation." Li Jing was so angry with me that he stomped his feet, and finally couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "I can't buy your mother with money, you don't know how to barter yet, ......" (to be continued.) )