Chapter 206: Brother, I'll get you a double eyelid
In the mansion arranged for Yuan Yao in Xu Duzhong.
Xiahoudun and Yuan Yao sat opposite each other, with two cups of tea on the table, still steaming, and the two were discussing their illness in the room.
Zhong Liang ...... Brother Zhong Liangxian, you ...... Can you really heal my eyes? Xiahoudun was so excited, he couldn't even speak, and because he was too excited, Xiahoudun was directly inferior, just now Cao Cao called Yuan Yao a nephew, and now Xiahoudun directly called Yuan Yaoxian's brother.
He has been blind for several years, and he has to hold his stomach every time he fights, he is the main general, and he has to be scolded, but the scolding really makes him unable to refute.
The most important thing is that in the first two years, because he, the main general, affected the appearance of the army, and even caused the army's morale to collapse directly.
In later generations, there are chengguan in the appearance of the city, there is no chengguan in this Han, but there is the morale of tens of thousands of soldiers and horses of the enemy army like a rainbow of scolding, so that the momentum of their own side can not help but weaken, as soon as the momentum is weak, the army's heart will be chaotic, and the army's heart will be chaotic, then it can only be defeated.
Throughout the battle of our general Xiahoudun, in the history books of later generations, he was robbed by the rebels in Puyang, Gao Shun broke in Xiaopei, and Liu Bei was defeated in Bowangpo.
This is different from his younger brother Xiahou Yuan, the cavalry in the hands of General Xiahou Yuan is not blown, what he is best at is to run thousands of miles, and he has a deep grasp of the combat laws of the cavalry, it can be said that Cao Wei's Liangzhou rivers and mountains are mostly beaten down by Xiahou Miaocai.
But Cao Cao still trusted him, so good that he wore a pair of pants, and among the legends of the princes in later generations, the first one was none other than our General Xiahoudun.
Although he secretly took charge of guarding one side alone, respected scholars, cultivated tuntian, repaired water conservancy, respected scholars, and gathered his heart, he never lost a city or a pond to Cao Cao, but he was invincible.
So Xiahoudun is very humiliated.
So in the end, Xiahoudun commanded the soldiers and horses and basically did not fight, or did not give the opposite side a chance to fight at all, but went directly into battle, and used his coquettish demeanor of rushing to kill the enemy camp with one eye to make the soldiers under his command boil.
Thinking of this incident, the corners of our Xiahou Dan's children's shoes are twitching, he was born a member of the Xiahou family, and is the descendant of Xiahou Ying, the founder of the Western Han Dynasty, can be said to be the second generation of officials, the Xiahou family is a powerful family, at the age of fourteen, Xiahou killed a student who was not used to the teacher, and his temperament was as strong as a knife.
Therefore, you must not bully the teacher, otherwise maybe one day you will respect the teacher and wear you small shoes, of course, the teacher teaches you things, you must not repay the virtue with resentment.
How could such a strong character stand the bullying of others, Xiahou hated it to death.
He couldn't wait to cut Lu Bu with a thousand knives, he couldn't wait to divide Zhang Miao's five horses, and he couldn't wait to dig that Cao Xing out of the cemetery and whip his corpse.
But his eyes can't come back.
In the past few years, and even in the war that followed, he would live in the shadow of one eye.
Hearing the words of Yuan Yao and Cao Cao just now, Xiahoudun was directly boiling, if he could show a little coquettish eyes again, then he would be able to reproduce the fierce demeanor of the past.
"General Yuan Rang, do you think I might deceive Cao Sikong?" Yuan Yao smiled softly and said to Xiahoudun, "You also heard the words between me and Lord Sikong just now, Wu Anguo's broken wrist that was picked off by Lu Bu was renewed by me. ”
"But ......" Although Xiahoudun is a child of the scholar clan and has a lot of knowledge, he still doesn't believe in this kind of conflicting senses, and now Xiahoudun is in a state of contradiction, not only does not believe it, but also hopes that what Yuan Yao said is true.
"Yuan, let the general not worry, I believe I can cure your eyes." Yuan Yao swore to Xiahoudun and said.
"Then Brother Zhongliang, my left eye depends on you." Xiahoudun is not hypocritical, he is not used to what kind of person Yuan Yao is, as long as he can cure his eyes, it is excellent.
"By the way, Brother Zhong Liangxian, how long will it take for my left eye to be treated?" Xiahoudun asked seemingly unintentionally, but this is the most important thing.
"General Yuan let not worry, I will be able to make your left eye see things in no time." Yuan Yao said softly, in fact, he still wanted to see our Xiahou Xuan's reaction.
"Immediately?" Xiahoudun stood up all of a sudden, and the tea was rippling in the cup, and then Xiahoudun calmed down and looked at Yuan Yao suspiciously, "Brother Zhongliang is not teasing me?" ”
Tease you? Is it good to tease you? Yuan Yao pursed his lips, "General Yuanrang, you listen to me first, whether it's okay or not." ”
"Huh? I'm not done yet. Xiahoudun coughed lightly twice to calm down his mood, and then sat down speechlessly.
"If I want to see it, I can be cured in a moment, but this may leave sequelae, do you understand the sequelae?" Yuan Yao put on a look of lofty knowledge and explained to Xiahoudun.
"The sequelae means that even if you can see it, I still have to continue to treat you, otherwise, within three or five months, your eyes will probably be blind again." Yuan Yao was alarmist.
Only in this way can he live well in these three or five months, and Yuan Yao is still very clear about this kind of thing.
"Sequelae." Xiahoudun thought for a moment, and then asked Yuan Yao, "Then Brother Zhongliang, how long will it take for my eyes to fully recover?" ”
"You're fully recovered." Yuan Yao thought for a moment, he Yuan Yao was in this Cao camp, at most he could take it for five or six months, because as soon as the Guandu War started, he was going back to participate in the Runan War, so Yuan Yao shook his head for a while, and then said to Xiahoudun, "It should be about half a year before he fully recovers." ”
"Half a year?!" Xiahoudun's eyebrows furrowed, half a year's rest time was too luxurious in this troubled world. Xiahoudun will never allow himself to be idle for half a year.
"General Yuan let not worry, although it is a cure, but it does not hinder your actions." Yuan Yao laughed softly, "If I can accompany you after the war starts, and you can treat it when you return from the war." "Who is Yuan Yao, after so many years of observing words and feelings, and then considering the straightforward temper of this kind of general, Xiahoudun pouted his ass Yuan Yao knew what kind of fart he was going to put out, at this time, Xiahoudun's eyebrows furrowed, and Yuan Yao continued.
"That's fine." Xiahoudun was completely tricked by Yuan Yao, and then nodded vigorously and laughed, "This is very good, very good." ”
"Since that's the case, then trouble Brother Zhongliang to treat me." Xiahoudun couldn't stop laughing, and then asked Yuan Yao to treat him quickly.
"General Yuanrang, it's okay to diagnose and treat, but general, you have to close your eyes first." Yuan Yao said very solemnly.
"Close your eyes?" Xiahoudun was a little puzzled, diagnosis and treatment, acupuncture and acupuncture, what is the purpose of closing your eyes? Xiahoudun had a cold sweat on his face, and when he saw Yuan Yao's sneer, he suddenly felt that Ju Yao was in pain.
"Yes, if you don't close your eyes, the blood flow in your body may not be smooth, and it will not be able to flow from the large arteries inside the heart to the whole body, and then your eyes will not be able to grow back due to ischemia, which will lead to the failure of the operation, and then you will continue to become blind." Yuan Yao talked solemnly, although he didn't know what he was talking about.
"Blood, heart, aorta, capillaries, surgical ......" Our Xiahoudun children's shoes were suddenly confused, what is this talking about, it is simply a person's life, but the last sentence, Xiahoudun children's shoes are heard clearly, if you don't close your eyes, you will continue to be blind.
Xiahoudun didn't want to be blind, so Xiahoudun closed his eyes very honestly.
"Hehe, fight with me." When it was used by Wu Anguo and Lei Shu, it was all because the other party wanted to serve him, and he couldn't bear to scare them, but this Xiahoudun didn't matter, so Yuan Yao was extremely close to the essence of thick black learning, so scared that our General Xiahoudun really didn't dare to open his eyes.
"General Xiahou, you should pretend to sleep, if I don't let you open your eyes, you shouldn't open your eyes." Yuan Yao said to Xiahoudun, "And don't let anyone disturb this room, you know?" ”
"Okay, here's someone." Xiahoudun yelled loudly and called his personal guard over, "Guard this mansion well, no one can come, if the lord comes, explain it to him." Xiahoudun arranged it, and he still couldn't be too unkind to Cao Cao.
Even though Cao Cao trusted him very much, Xiahoudun still had to show his respect for the boss he had been following.
"Yes, General." The guards responded very seriously.
Then Yuan Yao began to sit in front of Xiahoudun, and pierced the silver needles in his hand casually twenty-four regardless of the acupuncture points, and our Yuan Yaotong shoes held back a smile, because he saw that Xiahoudun's face was bruised, and Yuan Yao knew that it should hurt. Yuan Yao held back a laugh, and his belly almost burst with laughter.
Take out the pit artifact Henan Nokia, our Yuan Yaotong shoes took a selfie for ourselves, of course, it was only two eyes, anyway, it is definitely not allowed to let Xiahoudun see that the weapon he relies on to survive is excellent.
Yuan Yao looked at his crystal eyes and fell into infatuation, God is still good to him, he is still a handsome guy when he crosses over, especially these eyes, they are simply beautiful.
Yuan Yao then took a photo of Xiahoudun and put his eyes on the ps, but after finishing it, I felt that our photo of Xiahoudun was still too ugly, it was simply miserable, and his beautiful eyes were added to the face of this Xiahoudun five big and three thick shoehorns, which was simply an insult.
Yuan Yao was very sad and indignant, "This is an insult to my Yuan Yao's handsomeness." ”
Yuan Yao thought about it carefully, acupuncture was inserted anyway, and Xiahou forced his eyes, so Yuan Yao began to adjust the position of the eyes, began to pose, and began to make eyes, in short, there was a mess in the setting.
But it's still too ugly.
Yuan Yao was speechless, it's okay if he's ugly, but the two eyes, damn it, are his Yuan Yao's eyes.
"Brother Yuanrang, how about I cut your double eyelids?" Yuan Yao was really powerless to complain, looking at the helpless eyeballs on our General Xiahoudun's majestic body and handsome face, he asked Xiahoudun on a whim.
"Poof......" Xiahoudun almost didn't stand up and slap Yuan Yao, he was numb by Yuan Yao's acupuncture, and as a result, this kid was still thinking about how to give him double eyelids.
Xiahoudun almost didn't get angry.
This is a doctor's question, Lao Tzu is not here for plastic surgery, Lao Tzu is here to treat eyes.
"Brother Zhong Liang, don't joke, you can watch it yourself." The corners of Xiahoudun's mouth twitched, and he endured the pain and spit out these words.
"Okay, then I'll watch it myself." Yuan Yao smiled, looking at the pouting butt of the chief general in the enemy camp, Yuan Yao suddenly had a whim to use the Meitu Xiuxiu to remove his clothes.
Yuan Yao smiled wickedly, before he could make it bad.
"Huh-" I only heard a loud noise suddenly sounded in Yuan Yao's ears, and then a foul smell raged in Yuan Yao's nostrils, at this time, our Yuan Yao children's shoes were still carefully studying this Xiahou Wei'an's buttocks, even though Yuan Yao was stunned with fright, but he was still dumbfounded.
"Zhong Liang, don't laugh, your acupuncture seems to have this function." Xiahoudun was slightly embarrassed and apologized to Yuan Yao.
"This function, what function, is the treatment of constipation?"
After being dull for a while, Yuan Yaotong finally determined one thing, this Xiahoudun was actually farting.
And it's a stinky fart that is rare to see in 10,000 years.
Yuan Yao suddenly cried and lost his face, I have to say that it is rare to have such a stinky sycophant.
Yuan Yao couldn't bear it, and finally he didn't have to endure it anymore, he almost saw a fart and sealed his throat, this grievance was simply speechless, Yuan Yao screamed, and roared angrily at Xiahou.
"Xiahoudun, my uncle is you!"
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