(876) Hand slippery
Nalan looked at his back and gritted his teeth in anger: "I can't even take care of my son when I come back, is there such a father?" Let's see, sooner or later find another father for your son! ”
Angry, Nalan knew that her husband was bent on the base, and she didn't blame him very much. I don't want Lin Jianhua to mention this matter at the moment, how can she not be angry? Because her in-laws and sister-in-law were beside her, she didn't have an immediate seizure, but just glared at Lin Jianhua fiercely.
Fu Chenxue hugged Lin Ge and came up to greet Lin Zhengyang and Yang Yan, and shouted, "Dad-Mom-"
Lin Zhengyang nodded and smiled, and Yang Yan was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth. In Yang Yan's opinion, Fu Chenxue is the old girl who can be worthy of her in this world, although this kid is a little distracted, but who made him so good? The point is that the daughter likes him, and that's enough. In the past three years, how her daughter has come over, she knows better than anyone else as a mother. Can she stop it? Can she beat a mandarin duck? There is no layman in the Lin family from top to bottom, they value honor more than life, but they have not yet raised secular etiquette and rules to a status more important than the happiness of their descendants, otherwise, Nalan would not be able to become the daughter-in-law of the Lin family.
Fu Chenxue called out "Instructor Nalan" again, and looked at Lin Jianhua again, Lin Jianhua snorted coldly with a dark face. He is like this, looking forward to Fu Chenxue's return, but as soon as he saw Fu Chenxue, he couldn't help but put up a shelf, a typical "occupational disease"!
Yang Yan was unhappy: "Jianhua, what kind of attitude do you have?" Chen Xue is now your brother-in-law, not your soldier, who are you putting the chief's shelf out for? ”
"Uh......" Lin Jianhua dared to make his mother unhappy, immediately changed his face, and said with a smile: "Mom, you misunderstood, I don't know how happy I am when I see Chen Xue, how can there be any chief's shelf?" ”
Yang Yan said coldly: "There is no best! I sue you, Chen Xue used to be your soldier, but now he is your brother-in-law, you can no longer bring the rules of the army to your home, there is only family and love here, and there is no relationship between superiors and subordinates. ”
Seeing Lin Jianhua's sullen expression, Lin Banxiang smiled: "Mom, my brother is here...... In fact, it is underdrawn! ”
"Are you ......" Lin Jianhua's face was black, and he just wanted to be furious, but as soon as he touched Yang Yan's eyes, he immediately lowered his head again.
Lin Zhengyang motioned for Nalan to take Lin Ge over, and said, "Chenxue, grandpa is waiting for you, you and Ban Makeup hurry over!" ”
"Hmm!" Fu Chenxue agreed, and walked to the backyard with Lin Banmakeup. Lin Jianhua also wanted to follow, and as soon as he moved his steps, Lin Zhengyang asked, "Jianhua, why are you going?" ”
Lin Jianhua scratched his head, "hehe" smiled: "I have an urgent need to urine, go and make it easier for ......"
Yang Yan and Nalan almost laughed out loud, can't you find a better reason for this unproductive thing? Lin Ge shouted: "Dad is a liar! Dad wants to go to Grandpa's place to spy on the military......"
"Huh?" Lin Zhengyang and the others were taken aback, this little thing can even see through the minds of adults, it's too demonic, right?
Lin Jianhua's feet were weak, he almost fell, looked at Lin Ge with wide eyes, and shouted, "Alas, is this my son?" How do I feel that he and Chenxue's little rabbit cub are carved out of the same mold? ”
Nalan was so angry that he couldn't help but shout: "Dad, Mom, listen to what he is talking nonsense?" ”
Lin Zhengyang shook his head, Yang Yan trembled with anger, "Jianhua, in front of Ge'er, how can you talk nonsense?" What will he think of you as a dad when he grows up? Also, who did you just call 'Little Bunny'? I didn't hear clearly, did you call it again? ”
Lin Jianhua knew that there would definitely be no good fruit to eat if he stayed any longer, so he hurriedly shouted: "Mom, my hands are slippery, I have to go and wash-" Without waiting for the words to finish, he fled.
Nalan stomped his feet in anger and shouted, "Mom, listen to what he said?" Hand slippery ...... Is this the reason? ”
Lin Ge said in a milky voice: "Mom, you are so old-fashioned...... 'hand slippery' is a popular Internet slang now, and Dad deliberately fooled you." ”
"Huh?" Yang Yan and Nalan were both startled, and looked at Lin Ge with wide eyes, they both often surfed the Internet, but they didn't know much about things on the Internet. Nalan shouted, "Ge'er, these ...... How do you know? ”
"On the Internet, of course!"
"Do you know how to go online?" Nalan almost fainted, during this time, she had seen Lin Ge fiddling with the computer many times, thinking that the child was curious, and she didn't care, where did she think that this kid was surfing the Internet?
"Why not? My uncle taught me last time, and it's very simple. ”
Yang Yan also felt that his brain was not enough, swallowed two mouthfuls of saliva, and asked, "Ge'er, what is on the Internet...... For example, can you understand those words? ”
"At first, I didn't know him, but then my uncle told me to look into his eyes, and touched my head a few times, and I understood."
"Your uncle touched your head a few times, and you understood?" Not only Yang Yan and Nalan, but even Lin Zhengyang felt incredible. Nalan took out his mobile phone, opened it, wrote a few words on it casually, and asked, "Ge'er, do you know this?" ”
Lin Ge glanced at it casually and read: "The dragon fights in the wild!" Without waiting for Nalan to speak, the little guy scratched his head and said, "Mom, I seem to know the next sentence." ”
Nalan's eyes widened again, "What? You...... Do you know the next sentence? ”
Lin Ge said loudly: "The dragon is fighting in the wilderness, and its blood is yellow!" ”
Lin Zhengyang and Yang Yan were so excited that their whole bodies were trembling, Ge'er was only three years old, even if Lin Banxiang, who was known as a "prodigy" back then, couldn't catch up, could it be that there was a demon in the Lin family? Lin Zhengyang hugged Lin Ge and asked, "Ge'er, sue grandpa, what do these two sentences mean?" ”
Lin Ge said embarrassedly: "Grandpa, I don't know what it means...... That's what I know. ”
"You are still young, you will know ...... when you grow up" Lin Zhengyang wrote a few words on the ground casually, confirming that Nalan had never taught Lin Ge, and the results were all read by Lin Ge without exception. Yang Yan had a whimsical idea and said a word in English casually, and Lin Ge could answer it immediately.
Nalan has learned many languages, and she has changed several Chinese dialects in a row to ask Lin Ge questions, and Lin Ge can answer in the corresponding language.
"Ahhhh......h......h
Although Nalan was overjoyed, she did not lose her rationality, she said, "Dad, Mom, don't you think this thing is weird? ”
Yang Yan didn't think too much about it, with Sun like this, it was the luck of the Lin family, she couldn't be happy, how could she think of going somewhere else? Hearing Nalan's words, he couldn't help but be stunned and asked, "What's weird?" ”