Chapter 14 The Quarterly Tax Crisis

As soon as the words fell, a middle-aged man with a big belly, with two mustaches on his mouth, paced in square steps, accompanied by two men and two women, and walked in one by one.

"District Chief Gu, don't come unharmed!"

When Gu Hongbo saw the comer, his face was as frightened as ashes, and the body that had just stood up fell back on the sofa again, he naturally recognized this person, because this person was Liu Fugui, the tax collector in charge of the fifth district.

Originally, he planned to take advantage of Liu Fugui's lack of arrival to arrange for Zhang Yuntian and Gu Wanting to slip away quietly, but Ding Hao had already reached this point and actually picked him up.

"You, you, you.!" Gu Hongbo said three times in a row, and then he was so shocked that he couldn't speak anymore.

Liu Fugui glanced around the room, and finally his eyes fell on Gu Wanting, "District Chief Gu, you know the rules here, since I'm here, either you pay all the taxes and fees for this quarter, or I can only get some valuable tax deductions, as for whether it's enough or not, I will definitely give you a fair explanation!" ”

If it was just Ding Hao, Gu Hongbo wouldn't have any worries, just with the two bodyguards around him, he could solve it by himself, but now there is one more Liu Fugui, the two people next to him are more than one meter nine tall, wearing a suit with a look, wearing black sunglasses, with a solemn expression, and his chest muscles are about to tear the clothes on his chest.

Liu Fugui dared to run rampant in various zombie occupation areas, just by virtue of this, he knew that these two people were by no means mediocre, and if they started, they would definitely not be able to get any benefits.

Liu Fugui pulled the chain on his hand, and a girl behind him staggered forward a few steps and walked to his side, "This girl is the daughter of District Chief Li, and the other is one of his wives, how about it?" Figure, looks, right? I gave him an estimate of the high price of the two lily potions, so you can rest assured of me! ”

He pointed at Gu Wanting and said, "I think this girl is very good, she can directly deduct your taxes, what do you think?" ”

Zhang Yuntian noticed that although the two women were neatly dressed, they had a leather collar around their necks, with an iron chain attached to it, which was firmly held in Liu Fugui's hands.

Gu Hongbo was so angry that he trembled, it was the first time he had encountered such a predicament in his life, he couldn't beat it, and he couldn't escape, he was now a livestock to be slaughtered, just waiting for the butcher's knife on the opposite side to fall, if his daughter really had any accidents, he might as well die!

Thinking of this, he secretly reached under the coffee table, if there was no room for things to turn around, then he could only fight with them.

Ding Hao's eyesight is fast enough, he has suffered a loss here before, so he hurriedly made a color, and the bodyguards on both sides immediately drew their pistols and pointed straight at Gu Hongbo, "District Chief Gu, don't do stupid things!" For the sake of our love for many years, I will give you another chance to marry Wanting to me, and I will help you pay all the taxes! I'm sure you're not being held like a dog like your daughter! ”

Gu Hongbo's eyes were on fire, but he was helpless, now that Ding Hao occupies the absolute initiative, does he still have a choice?

Gu Wanting bit her lip for a while, then suddenly stood up and looked at her father with a firm gaze, "Dad, thank you for giving my daughter life and giving me so many happy years, now it's time for my daughter to repay!" ”

She paused, and turned her gaze to Ding Hao, "If I am willing to marry you, will you be able to help my father keep the position of district chief?" ”

Ding Hao saw that the treacherous plan was about to succeed, so he couldn't close his mouth, and quickly nodded and said, "Of course, of course, it's for sure!" After you marry me, District Chief Gu will be my father-in-law, how can I bear to watch my father-in-law be deprived of his noble status! ”

"I want you to swear a poisonous oath! Otherwise, I'd rather die than marry you!" Gu Wanting quickly pulled out the pistol from under the coffee table and aimed it at her temple.

Gu Hongbo burst into tears, his heart full of emotion, anger and remorse.

Zhang Yuntian held back beside him for a long time, and finally couldn't help but interject: "Hey, hey!" How many of you sing and harmonize, and you completely treat me as air? ”

He stood up, slowly walked to Gu Wanting's side, and snatched the pistol down, "This thing is going to go off the fire if it doesn't matter, what if it hurts you, isn't it, dear?" He glanced at her and motioned for her not to act rashly.

Gu Wanting didn't know what kind of medicine Zhang Yuntian was selling in the gourd, she looked at him with a stunned face, and when her gaze collided with Zhang Yuntian's confident gaze, a wave of emotion inexplicably welled up in her heart, and with it, there was a strong sense of security: What is going on with this powerful self-confidence? Does he have a way?

She soon dismissed her childish idea.

How so? Although Zhang Yuntian can solve the problem in an instant, and he can also conjure delicious and fresh biscuits, presumably his ability will end here, if he has something worth five hundred nutrient mixtures, why don't he take it when he goes to the city to pay taxes? Do you have to be a slave to be bought and sold?

The only reasonable explanation at the moment is that Zhang Yuntian is playing tricks and delaying time.

The flame of hope that Gu Wanting had just ignited was extinguished again in an instant: there is no way, in this case, unless there is a miracle, no one can do it.

Ding Hao saw that someone came out to make trouble at such a critical moment, if he delayed for a while, Gu Wanting changed her mind, then she would fall short, he couldn't help but shout angrily: "You? Hmph, a bought slave deserves to stand in front of me and speak? Just because you're a wreck, you dare to claim to be Wanting's boyfriend? Someone, break his knees, and see if he dares to make trouble here! ”

"Wait!" Liu Fugui waved his hand, "Let's listen to what this little brother says, it's not too late to do it again!" ”

Liu Fugui is not stupid, he is here to collect taxes this time, and he is not robbing houses, only if each district can stabilize the tax, the entire fifth district can stabilize the development of dìng, and he will not do such a thing as killing chickens and taking eggs, the reason why he came here first is completely because of the benefits of Ding Hao.

Although he didn't think that Zhang Yuntian could come up with anything valuable, since people had spoken, he had to give him a chance, and he couldn't tell the truth and say that he had expropriated and extorted money, which would affect the reputation of the Wanshi regime.

Zhang Yuntian glanced at Liu Fugui gratefully, and said with a smile: "Isn't it just taxes?" It's just 500 nutrient mixtures, what's the difficulty? ”

Ding Hao hated it so much, but Liu Fugui was next to him, without his permission, he didn't dare to act rashly, if he offended this great god, even if his father couldn't eat and walked around.

"Wow, it looks like you're still a rich lord! It's better like this, let's make a bet, if you can't get something worth five hundred nutrients, not only Gu Wanting and I will marry you, but you have to strip naked and crawl around the city, and you have to learn to bark! ”

Zhang Yuntian looked at Ding Hao calmly, and said with a smile: "No problem, if I take it out, then what should you do?" ”

"If you take it out, I will go around the city naked to learn how to bark dogs, and I will never step into the Gu family again in the future! What do you think? Fair and reasonable, right? The tax collector is here, and he can be a witness! Whoever breaks the contract will be sent to the corpse cage and fed to the zombies! ”

The so-called corpse cage is to capture fifty zombies, locked in a large pit in the open air, covered with barbed wire, the person who made the mistake will be thrown into the pit, lock the entrance, let the zombies bite, the tortured person will watch his flesh being torn off piece by piece, and the zombies will be dismantled in pieces, which is a very cruel punishment.

"Okay, I accept!" Zhang Yuntian and Ding Hao high-fived and swore an oath, while Liu Fugui witnessed on the side.

Gu Hongbo shook his head as he watched from the sidelines, is Zhang Yuntian crazy? How dare you make such a bet, isn't this a clear humiliation?

Zhang Yuntian was bought back from the auction by himself, and he had inspected his belongings during the transaction, and there was only a small hammer in the whole bag that was rusted very badly, and there was nothing else, and the biscuits he took out yesterday should be his last food.

Although he may have a hidden source of food, it will take time to get it, and now that the tax collector is here, how can he get you out of his sight? It's definitely over.

"Zhang Yuntian, you hurry up, this is my Gu family's business, and it has nothing to do with you!" Gu Hongbo knew that the general trend had gone, there was no need to take another person, and he would not send a favor at such a time, and when Zhang Yuntian developed in the future, he might be able to help himself again if he thought about today's love.

"Huh? Where is District Chief Gu talking about, our gambling contract has been completed, and there is a tax collector to do notarization, how can it be said that it will be abolished? ”

Ding Hao was unrelenting on the side.

Zhang Yuntian sneered in his heart, Ding Hao, Ding Hao, this is your own death, then I can't blame me, he turned to look at Gu Hongbo, pretended to be surprised and said: "District Chief Gu, you have played too much in this role, I thought that you father and daughter, playing Ding Hao will be over, why are you all here, do you still want to hide it?" ”

Everyone present was confused when this sentence was said, especially the Gu father and daughter, when did they make a scene, it was obviously a catastrophe, what did Zhang Yuntian mean by this? The two looked at Zhang Yuntian with puzzled faces, this expression may not be able to be so full even if it is an actor.

Zhang Yuntian laughed and said: "Forget it, forget it, you continue to act, I won't play with you anymore, if it goes on like this, the tax collector should be angry!" District Chief Gu, you put all the grain in the warehouse in my room last night, have you forgotten about this? ”

Ding Hao observed Gu Hongbo's expression suspiciously, wanting to see some clues from him, obviously he sent someone to confirm the goods last night, and then burned the granary, why is it in Zhang Yuntian's house now? What the hell is going on?

Zhang Yuntian gently took Gu Hongbo's hand, and said to Liu Fugui with a smile: "Please also move to my residence to have a look, District Chief Ding, think about it, in the end, do you take off your clothes and climb around the city first, or learn to bark first?" But either way, I'm actually looking forward to it! ”