14. Level 3 clearance
In that era when Internet cafes did not appear, large and small video halls flooded the entire Tangyi County, anyone, for three yuan can stay in the dark and dilapidated video hall for a day and a night, as long as you don't leave, no one will drive you, students, hooligans, sisters, gangsters, migrant workers, thieves, prostitutes, murderers, all kinds of people are messing around, passing the boring time, here is a hotbed of crime, fights, brawls, *, **, theft, drug abuse, extortion, Countless heroes have killed their own piece of the sky from the video hall, such as Ye Qiu. ―――――― "The Legend of Ye Qiu"
The billboard is about one meter five high, and the white paper reads: "The latest Hong Kong gunfight erotic film, three yuan per person, exciting, exciting", Tang Xiaoshi thought for a moment, and finally walked in, no matter what, homeless people need a place to shelter from the wind and rain, even if this place is very dirty, messy and dark.
Walked fifty meters deeper along the alley full of garbage, and finally saw the words of the video hall on the second floor of an abandoned warehouse, the tattered light box swayed in the autumn wind, and the faint lights flickered on and off, and the air was filled with a disgusting stench, if it weren't for the fierce gunshots and fights coming from the room, Tang Xiaoshi would almost have escaped. Stepping on the creaking iron staircase to the second floor, lifting the black curtain, under the dim light, there was an old man with white hair sitting behind the counter, "three yuan for one person", collected the money, handed over an aluminum sign, and said coldly: "Find your own seat", and talked to the people behind him, fast and urgent, using the dialect of Tangyi, Tang Xiaoshi noticed that there was a simple small bed behind the black counter, and a young man with long hair was lying on the bed looking at the ceiling, with his hands casually pillowed behind his head, One leg was knocked directly on the old man's stool.
The screening hall is rebuilt from a warehouse, it seems very empty, it may not be the reason for the golden hour, there are a few people sitting sparsely, Tang Xiaoshi stood for a long time to adapt to the light inside, and slowly touched the last row to find a position against the wall and sat down, the soles of his feet seemed to have been slipped by something halfway, and took a closer look with the slight flash on the screen, a long balloon (condom) was lying quietly in the aisle, there was still some white liquid in it, and the air was filled with a smell of rotting wood and mold, but Tang Xiaoshi felt quite satisfied, three yuan for one night and there was a video to watch, if there was no here, he would have to sleep on the street today.
There is a shootout movie on the screen, a lewd man who seems to be the protagonist is fighting with a group of people, the group of idiot villains fought for a long time, but they didn't even touch a single hair of the protagonist, once again proving the truth of the invincibility of the protagonist in film and television works, what is even more excessive is that the bullets in the protagonist's broken pistol seem to be infinite, and he doesn't need to change the bullet for half a day, does this director let the door clip his head, or did he drink too much milk powder in Sanlu when he was a child, Tang Xiaoshi thought evilly, at this time another person came in, Tang Xiaoshi had already adapted to the light inside, and vaguely saw the long-haired young man who was talking to the old man at the door just now sitting down in front of him, lit a cigarette, and saw bright or dark red dots flickering in the dark, like the stars twinkling in the night sky when the threshing floor of his hometown was cool in summer, Tang Xiaoshi changed his comfortable posture and fell asleep unconsciously.
Half an hour later, the obscene male protagonist on the screen finally shot the villain boss to death unharmed, the boss changed the film, and a * man with an upper body appeared on the screen holding dumbbells, his muscles were well-proportioned and tangled, a dragon with teeth and claws hovering over his shoulders, with a handsome appearance and a cold expression, long hair covering his eyes, and a frowning brow with an evil charm, and a few bright red characters appeared on the camera: 98 The Dragon of the Troubled Boy.
Tang Xiaoshi's eyes suddenly opened, the essence light flashed out, and it was hidden in the darkness, "Damn, I'm not mistaken, what kind of place is this, it's smelly and black, and there are actually rats, doesn't he know that I'm afraid of the dark?" I'm afraid to say it when I sleep alone at night", Tang Bohu complained while looking around and preparing to get up, there was a loud noise in the sky, and Tang Bohu appeared on the stage.
How do you know that you are shocked when you move, you can't move a toe below your waist, what are you laughing at? I haven't seen a master cramp, the master can't cramp, this is just the wishful thinking of you little citizens, according to the latest authoritative research of the mentally handicapped master of the Shaolin Temple Dharma Academy, because of the long-term overload, the martial arts master suffers from various joint and tendon diseases after the age of fifty, which is forty percentage points higher than that of ordinary people, and it does not include the guy who did not live to be fifty years old and was dismembered by the enemy.
Tang Bohu was helpless, only luck, and wanted to use the true qi to get through the qi and blood recovery action of the lower body, who knew that after a fortune, it was a complaint, I*, Tang Xiaoshi, the unlucky child, never exercised and took a plane every morning, noon and evening, there was no foundation at all, the whole tendon was more powerful than the traffic arteries blocked when he got off work, and the whole body was everywhere, Dantian, he is also called Dantian, soft like a balloon, and the shadow of the empty real qi in it can't be found, although Tang Bohu himself is a master among the masters, But it has long been wiped out, and now a wisp of divine consciousness is attached to Tang Xiaoshi's body, and he immediately stops cooking, and he can't even exert his success on weekdays.
For example, a chef with a big head and a thick neck, he has read the recipes and studied the art of war, and he has a superb cooking and knife skills, but the most critical raw materials are the same, not to mention sweating all over the table, and even a small bowl of Lanzhou ramen can't be made, Tang Bohu is very annoyed, but there is no way, he has been cowering in the lock dragon stone for hundreds of years, and he has met a few good seedlings with Qingqi bones, but people don't bird him at all, let alone chanting a few words that others laugh at me for being too crazy and so on, for hundreds of years, there is only Tang Xiaoshi alone, Reciting that particular poem at a specific time and place, and even more rarely, even the mood when reciting a poem is particularly lonely.
Speechless at the moment, silently lucky, trying his best to slowly gather the true qi scattered all over the body in one place, figured it out, life is heroic, it's a big deal to start over, Tang Bohu** can still be injured but not die after hanging for hundreds of years, and can re-perceive the flowers and plants of this beautiful world, it has been earned, and the martial arts are no longer practiced again, anyway, it has been practiced once, and it is familiar with the road.
The heart has been decided, immediately get rid of distracting thoughts, a little bit of true qi like a little tadpole looking for a mother gathered in the dantian, but the eyes are not idle, the figure in the bar on the screen is full of lights, the horse that looks like he has been drugged by Dongxing He Yong seems to have had a drug seizure, the clothes have flown out, only wearing a close-fitting corset, and twisting his waist under the crazy lights and music, watching Tang Bohu carefully plopping and jumping, although Tang Bohu was not a virgin hundreds of years ago, but at that time he was conservative after all, How have I ever seen such a passionate dance, such a bare thigh, and such a frugal underwear half-lying on the chair, commanding all the true qi gathered up and down the body, running little by little along the body's muscles and veins, one after another to impact the blocked acupoints, the only fortunate thing is that Tang Xiaoshi is still a virgin, the Tang Gate Overlord Gun, pay attention to the indomitable domineering, to the fierce and fierce, to the yang to the fierce, although Tang Xiaoshi is young and frail, not old and decrepit, but this trace of true yang has not been lost, so that Tang Bohu has saved a lot of things.
The movie continues, the two gangs of people are tense, holding each other, and they are going to fight if they don't agree, Chen Haonan and Situ Haonan finally appeared, glaring at each other like two roosters, Tang Bohu also watched with relish while exercising, yes, there is a head, thanks to my buddies, I was also a Taoist figure in Suzhou Mansion back then, and today it is also an eye-opener, it turns out that young people like to talk about it first, and then they can't talk about it, and now they find that their four talents in Suzhou and Jiangnan didn't say a word when they saw the enemy. The practice of going forward together is inferior, otherwise going out to walk the rivers and lakes in the future, the rules are wrong, wouldn't it make the friends in the rivers and lakes laugh, "Now there are two Haonan in Causeway Bay, I don't know why my father gave me this name, I don't believe I can show you my ID card, the fortune teller said that I should go to Causeway Bay to live, there is water and gold, I can't accommodate two tigers in a mountain, and there can only be one Haonan in Causeway Bay, that is, Situ Haonan", the glasses Haonan said, Tang Bohu thought disdainfully, idiot, grab the land, What are you doing with this nonsense, but also the fortune teller said, the fortune teller has a fart to say, the world's first minister Chu Buyi, enough cow *, in the end, even his own life is not good, died in the garbage heap, Haonan is just a false name, Tang Bohu is also a false name, you can be called Tang Bohu, I can also be called Tang Bohu, everyone can be called Tang Bohu, and the door of Jinling Guyun Zhai came to mind, the shopkeeper shouted: "Tang Bohu, do you want yesterday's leftovers, don't I take them to feed the dogs" scene, time flies so fast, Flutter, hundreds of years have passed, alas, one day there is a chance to go back to Suzhou to see.
"I, Chen Haonan, came out to break into the rivers and lakes, relying on three things, one is courageous, the second is righteousness, and the third is that there are many brothers, don't you want to go out?" The long-haired Haonan asked rhetorically, Tang Bohu was full of praise, he had a character, he was concise and to the point, saying that there was a hanging point for talking so much nonsense, if he wanted to fight, he had the style of the year, just look at him if he was not happy, what are you doing grinding and chirping, go up and him.
Tang Bohu was about to rush into the screen, and when he flattened his glasses, a melodious bell rang in the distance, and the bell rang twelve times, which meant the arrival of a new day, but for these rats in the video hall, twelve o'clock means something more connotative, and the bell has not stopped, and someone in the video hall shouted loudly, "Boss, boss, change the disc, change the disc, change the "* Uniform Temptation" or the "Extreme Beastliness", the old man at the door walked in slowly, holding a disc in his hand, The figure is actually very tall.
Tang Bohu looked at it coolly, and suddenly the screen went black, I don't know if the fight was fought or not, I want to be mad, the real qi is running at a critical moment, I can't move at all, I scolded in my heart, a group of rotten sweet potato stinky bird eggs, especially the old man who changed the dish, when my kung fu recovers, you have to put that disc to show me, after scolding, he glanced at the screen, but his mouth stayed there, almost stupid over there.
The disc that the boss changed was a famous one-quarter of the men in China who had seen it, one in eight had seen it more than twice, one in sixteen had seen it more than three times, and one in thirty-two still had the video called "The Girl Who Didn't Button Up" in their computers.
When Tang Bohu watched it, he happened to see the scene at the beginning of the film, where Li Lizhen walked to the living room naked and greeted the so-called feng shui master after taking a bath. Who is Li Lizhen, you ask? I can only say, friend, go back to Mars, the earth is very dangerous), the curvy, extremely sexy, pure face, and angry figure, together bring a very strong visual impact, not to mention the conservative level of appreciation in the Ming Dynasty Tang Bohu, at the moment, two nosebleeds rushed out, like a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding, out of control.
Tang Bohu's luck at this time is really to the critical moment, the whole body muscles are hindered, many places are like blocked sewers, slow down the garbage waste, his poor true qi in addition to cleaning up the garbage to repair the tendons, but also to push to the muscles and veins that have not arrived, learning is like sailing against the current, if you don't advance, you will retreat, the same is true for practice, if you can't run through it in one go, it will take several times more effort to practice in the future, and the true qi of the whole body is gathered at one point, although it is slow and smooth, a wisp of true qi slowly dredges the divine way, to the yang, Tianzong, The door of life is all over the big acupoints, but when he arrives at the waist Yang Guan acupoint, he is stuck there, he is in a dilemma, he can't move, the true qi gathers but he can't rush over, the more he gathers, the more he gathers, he can't vent, he runs around, his whole body is numb like electricity, Tang Bohu's face is red, his head is white, and he is bitter in his heart. The second is that ordinary people practice in a very quiet place, they are too big, they are actually distracted and dual-purpose, watching movies while exercising, although there are lessons learned hundreds of years ago, but when I saw the pure and sexy beauty on the screen, the sexy and seductive beauty slowly took off her underwear, the ancient well that had been silent for many years was still full of waves, and the heart of the ape was up, and the two people on the screen had already seen each other frankly and stirred together, only to see a piece of flesh and light, the jade body was horizontal, the ivory bed was blowing the flute, and the pink tent was shaking, The flower path has never been swept by guests, and the pengmen has been opened for you from the beginning. Tang Bohu's pitiful heart liver also fluctuated with the two points on Li Lizhen's chest, and finally couldn't hold it, and shivered violently, and the true qi was immediately sensed, no matter how much he urged, he couldn't stand up, he couldn't rush over, and he was in a dilemma in the waist Yang Guan acupoint.
Li Lizhen on the picture is pure and sexy, like a ripe peach seductively picked, her hair is like silk, her eyes are blurred, her red lips are like fire, her sexy twin peaks, her flat abdomen, and a piece of grass looming between her legs, so perfect that she is like an angel, but she specializes in seducing men to hell.
At this moment, Tang Bohu is all supported by a breath of true qi, as long as the true qi is vented, the true yuan that is easy to get together will immediately scatter, and go crazy, although the skill is still low at the moment and will not burst the blood vessels and die, but it is inevitable that the whole body will be paralyzed and the meridians will be retrograde, and it will be even more difficult to cultivate in the future. After a few passions, he finally let out a high-pitched and passionate moan, Tang Bohu suddenly felt a burst of warmth rising under the dantian, and a scorching pure yang true qi was actually born from under the dantian, and the new force was injected into the tangled true qi in the early stage, and the other true qi was absorbed one by one with the momentum of sweeping thousands of troops, and broke through the waist acupoint in one go, from top to bottom, in one go, Shangxian Point Acupoint, Liuhua Moxibustion Acupoint, Fengmen Acupoint, Anointing Acupoint, Zhimuro Acupoint, Shoulder Outer Yu Acupoint, Jiyin Yu Acupoint, Sanjiao Yu Acupoint, Guan Yuan Yu Acupoint The power is like a broken bamboo, Actually broke through one by one, since then the true qi runs for a week, immediately refreshed a lot, the muscles and veins in the body are like a long river flowing, running freely, endlessly, eyesight, hearing, smell are much more sensitive than before.
In ancient times, Yun Chang scraped his bones to heal his wounds, and then 007 watched a film to take the warhead, today I Tang Bohu watched the third-level film to break through the entrance, not to lose the ancients, how sharp!
The men and women on the screen fought together, and another wave of true qi rose out of thin air in the square inch of land under his dantian, Tang Bohu's heart was ecstatic, and he couldn't wait to absorb it and secretly thought: This is okay, watching the third-level film can actually improve his internal strength cultivation, and increase his true qi with blank whiteness, assuming that he is in retreat in the video hall for half a year, how can he recover to half of his level back then.