Chapter 40: Haircuts

Zhao Ritian should be the only mentally ill living person I have ever seen since the mad god, from Officer Zhou's mouth, it is not difficult for me to hear his sense of justice and responsibility for this world, of course, although he can't be a policeman in this situation, it doesn't affect him to live like a normal person, after all, he is no different from ordinary people except for the delusion that he is the vanguard of justice.

My definition of this person is: even if it is mentally ill, it is a mental illness that is beneficial and harmless to this society!

The transcript went very smoothly, Zhao Ritian secretly filmed the entire crime process when the thief did it, with the evidence he provided plus our four witnesses, the thief couldn't deny it, except for the fat man who was stolen, we didn't even keep our ID card, and wrote a contact information This matter is over.

Sending us to the door, Zhao Ritian said to Bai Qi: "Uncle, I was embarrassed to say your situation in front of my colleagues just now, in fact, although your behavior belongs to righteousness and bravery, but there is also a suspicion of touching porcelain, I hope this matter will not be bumped into by me on other occasions in the future, if you use this means to break the law and discipline, then I will not be merciful to you." ”

With that look, it is not difficult to see that he didn't listen to what Zhao Ritian said at all, maybe it was because he felt that we still had a sense of justice, and when he was leaving, Zhao Ritian did not forget to give us a business card, saying that he could call him if he encountered a crime in the future......

Although I don't read much, I also know that it is impossible for the township to have a criminal police brigade, having said that, in his case, it is understandable to print anything on his business card, even if it is to print Spider-Man Zhao Ritian and Iron Man Zhao Ritian is more in line with his mental state.

Coming out of the police station, Bai Qi changed his excitement before he just went shopping, and was silent for a long time, which made me very puzzled, why he was suddenly in a bad mood.

"I said Uncle Bai, what's wrong with you? You're so excited when you visit the market. ”

Bai Qi sighed: "Hey, I thought that since this world has been unified, it should naturally be that the road is not left behind and the door is not closed at night, who would have thought that this rooster and dog thief are still so rampant." ”

I laughed: "Uncle, there are hundreds of people of all kinds, not to mention that we now have a population of more than one billion, in fact, I think, no matter what era, it is just a delusion, you think about it, there are so many people, how do you give them a unified mind and standardize morality?" ”

"Education, since we have a unified language and a unified system, why can't we instill moral ideas in people from an early age? This should be an easy thing to do, right? ”

I said helplessly: "Your idea is good, let's do the same, but is it useful?" Even if you give him a high standard of moral education, but people have selfish desires, morality is too small in front of it, because many people think that this thing is worthless, didn't you also suffer this loss back then? That Fan maggot ......"

"Fan Ju"

"Regardless of whether he lifts it up or not, didn't he kill you in the end because of his selfish desires? All we can do is to keep ourselves true to ourselves and not let ourselves fall too deep in this red dust. ”

"Hey, I killed all my life back then, just to have a peaceful and prosperous world, but unfortunately, it's sad!"

I waved my hand at him and said, "Uncle, don't be sad about this, we have talked about this topic before, you look at me, just an ordinary person, I am well fed and warmly dressed, and after you come, life is no problem, right?" Good food, right? Didn't let you freeze, did you? There is meat to eat, a high bed and a warm pillow, as long as people are diligent, it is impossible to go hungry, didn't you kill so many people back then just for today's situation? So what's so sad about that? Besides, for this goal, you almost killed our entire Chinese nation at that time, and the current situation is much better than you expected, right? So what's so sad about that? It's so hard to set off another bloody storm to unify the moral standards of others? ”

I don't have any nonsense about the high bed and warm pillow, the top bunk that sleeps in vain......

"That's right, I figured it out before, but now I'm tangled, yes, don't mention this, I'd better be a modern person." Bai Qi regained his mood and said, "Mingzi, when I first entered the market, I had something I always wanted to ask you. ”

"What's the matter?"

Bai Qi shook off the military coat on his body: "From going out with you to now, I found that although the people on the street are dressed with bells and whistles, the material and style are quite different from the one I wear, and from the point of view of the fabric, my clothes seem to be of inferior quality!" ”

Looking at his upper military coat and lower body cotton pants and cotton shoes, not even a pair of outer pants, this shape is really stupid enough, usually on the road to encounter this kind of I must think that it was a mental hospital, how can you wear it like this? But for the sake of cheapness and warmth, I can only dress him like this.

I was thinking about how to perfunctory him, there happened to be a newspaper stall next to him, and the newspaper on it had a page reporting the news of Jin Sanpang, and he was wearing a windbreaker to inspect the work, I picked up the newspaper and pointed to the dialogue of Sanpang and said: "What is inferior?" Look at this man in this dress, and then look at yours, does it look like? ”

Bai Qi nodded: "Well, it's quite similar, it's all as long." ”

"Do you know who he is?"

Bai Qi shook his head: "Who is he?" ”

"He is the king of another world, and you see that even he wears you like this, so the value of your clothes can be imagined."

"Oh!" Bai Qi had a suddenly realized expression: "I see, you kid is really bothered, by the way, why is he a little thinner?" ”

I patted the newspaper and said earnestly, "Why are you suddenly confused?" Thin clothes are not as warm as yours. ”

Put the newspaper back in its place, under the strange gaze of the newspaper stall owner, I led Bai Qi to turn around and leave, Bai Qi listened to my introduction and increased his confidence, only to see him straighten his chest, striding on the street, as if the mighty god of killing through the ages has been resurrected again, he is using the military coat as a dragon robe......

"Oh, we're just a little old Baixin now, won't it look too high-profile in this dress?"

As soon as Bai Qi asked, I shook my head like a rattle: "No, no, your identity is worthy of this clothes......"

"Haha, Mingzi, you're really good at talking, by the way, I still have a question, I see the people around here, their hair is all old and short, should I be like everyone else, make my hair shorter? Do as the locals do! ”

"What, you want a haircut?"

"Haircut! What is a haircut? Bai Qi showed a blank face.

I made a scissor shape with my hand and said, "It's just to cut your hair short with something, we call it a haircut." ”

"Oh, like that, would you? Why don't we go back and get it? ”

I smiled and pointed to a hair salon next to me, and said, "What's the need to go back and get it, isn't there a place for haircuts?" Let's go, I'll take you in and cut your hair. ”

As soon as he entered the hair salon, a small worker greeted him, and said with a smile: "Welcome, haircut?" ”

I pointed at Bai Qi and said to him, "Yes, give him reason." ”

The little worker hurriedly stepped forward to greet Bai Qi and said, "Uncle, how are you going to get this hair?" ”

Bai Qi didn't answer him, but whispered to me, "There's something wrong with this place." ”

He said this inexplicably, I looked into the hair salon, and found nothing wrong: "What's wrong?" There's nothing wrong with that. ”

Bai Qi pointed to the place where he washed his hair, and whispered: "Did you see it, there is a young man sleeping, I just saw the woman next to him milking his head, this place should be a place to hide dirt and dirt." ”

"Damn, don't make trouble, people squeeze shampoo......"

I gave him a rough explanation, and Bai Qi came back to his senses, patted his head and said, "Haha, my brain hasn't kept up yet, and I almost made a joke." ”

The little worker didn't know what we were muttering about, and when he saw that we were done talking, he said again: "Guest, do you still pay attention to this hair?" ”

"Reason! Why don't you ignore it" I beckoned Bai Qi to sit down on a chair and said to the little worker: "You can get him a flat head, be more energetic." ”

"Howler!" Xiao Gong said as he pulled out his gray hair, and said, "Just cut your head flat, let's take off the uncle's wig first." ”

After the little worker finished his throat, he grabbed the white hair and lifted it up, but it was real hair, how could he mention it?

The first time he didn't mention it, the little worker was slightly embarrassed, and said, "Heh, uncle's wig is really glued, I'll do it again." ”

I was about to stop it, but it was already a step too late, and the little worker grabbed the white hair and lifted it up violently, and this time the little worker really put his strength into it, and pulled the white eyelids upward......

I grabbed the little worker's arm: "Don't pull it, if you pull the Tianling cover again, you will be lifted out, he is real hair." ”

Xiao Gong looked surprised, and before he could speak, he turned his head to me and cried with a sad face: "Do you have to take boiling water to scald it before plucking?"