Actually, my dad still wanted to ask, but I didn't think about any surprise for the two of them now, and I had to go on talking, and I quickly hung up the phone. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

What to do? Surprise! What to surprise them?

Tell them that your son is on the job and is a security captain?

This is obviously unrealistic, you are not admitted to the civil service and have a establishment, just me, the security captain, five insurances and one housing fund have not been settled, is it a surprise?

Some time ago, there was a surprise, I sent a bomb to Heavenly Court, and the Jade Emperor was surprised, I won't concoct it according to the law, let's send one to our family......

I couldn't think of any tricks after thinking about it for a long time, so I couldn't do anything but finish what I was looking for in advance, Li Du and the two old men would still be drunk, so I had to send them back to the warehouse to rest.

On the way home, I kept thinking about how to make the second elder happy, rolled down the window, I kept smoking, Huang Shuhe looked at me with a sad face, and said on the side: "Something?" ”

I spat out the smoke: "How do you know?" ”

Huang Shuhe smiled: "With your expression, there are generally two situations, one is that your girlfriend is pregnant, and the second is that the debt collector comes to the door, which situation do you belong to?" ”

I smiled wryly and sighed: "Don't make trouble, I'm really depressed." ”

"What's there to be depressed about? Say it, buddy help you think about it. ”

Putting out the cigarette butt in the ashbox, I slowly spit out the remaining smoke and depression out of my mouth, and then told him all about fooling my father, Huang Shuhe laughed after listening to it: "I think it's a big deal, isn't it just a surprise?" Simple. ”

Hearing him say this, I was busy saying to the sidelines, "What, you have a way?" ”

"That's a must!" Huang Shuhe looked joking: "In this way, I found someone to pretend to be a traffic police officer to call your family during the day, and said that there was a car accident on the road just now, and I picked up a phone from the deceased and asked if there was a person named Jiang Xiaoming in your family...... Is this surprise big enough? Let me tell you, just this surprise, the cerebral thrombosis may be able to pass with a bang......"

I didn't think much about it, as soon as he said this, I was a cannon flying foot at this grandson, which made this product cry all the way, until he returned to the warehouse, he was still teary-eyed......

Sending Li Du and the two old men back to the house, I kicked Huang Shuhe on the buttocks: "Get out, disappear from Lao Tzu immediately, and make this kind of joke with me in the future, I will make your ogre widow, do you believe it or not?" ”

Rubbing his head that was bruised and swollen by me, Huang Shuhe cried with a sad face: "You T.M are really black now, this is beating me to death...... Just kidding, as for ......."

I pouted: "I'm dying of sorrow, are you kidding me?" No wonder your grandson is not welcomed, don't say anything else, just say Liu Stuffy, you give people a red envelope when your mother dies! Six hundred and sixty-six! I don't even know if what you're saying right now is true or a joke......"

"That's different, who let Liu Mizi's grandson mess with my wife?" Smashing his mouth, Huang Shuhe continued: "No kidding, you said you wanted a surprise, I really have a ......"

Afraid that he would repeat his old tricks, I raised my slap and wanted to beat: "You want me to beat you up all at once today, right?" ”

This kid was beaten up a lot tonight, and he hurriedly raised his arm to block: "Don't fight, don't fight, I'm not joking this time, it's a serious ......"

I frowned: "If you have a fart, let it go." ”

He smiled: "I said, isn't it a big surprise that you got along with Huang Simeng?" You don't want to think about it, in order to let you fall in love, your family seems to have built a special love foundation, listen to my father, your old ginger has let out his words, saying that whenever Jiang Xiaoming falls in love, he will immediately give 30,000 yuan for the activity fund,, our old Li is pregnant with my dad and gave 20,000, how happy you are! ”

When he mentioned this, I suddenly remembered, why didn't I notice this stubble before?

Oh, yes! I'm with Huang Simeng now, and my family doesn't know about it, what a surprise this is!

I hurriedly took out a cigarette from my pocket and saluted Huang Shuhe: ", you reminded me in a timely manner, I forgot about this stubble......

Huang Shuhe took the cigarette with a smile, and smoked it with a good taste, watching the smoke from his mouth rise from side to side, my thoughts became a little fluttery like the wisp of smoke at this time......

After sending Huang Shuhe away, I quickly took out my mobile phone and flipped out Huang Simeng's phone, taking advantage of her that she hadn't gotten off work yet, I had to inform her quickly.

The phone rang and was connected, the music in the venue was still deafening, and it seemed that the show was not over yet, so she asked me to wait a while, and then found a secluded place to call me back.

On the other end of the phone, Huang Simeng's voice was slightly tired: "Aren't you home and haven't slept yet?" ”

I snorted, "You haven't slept yet, can I sleep first?" ”

Huang Simeng's voice was stagnant, and he was silent for a while: "Okay, you Jiang Xiaoming, make a special call at night to come and play hooligan......"

I smiled: "Less, I said that I haven't touched a finger of you for so long in love, have you ever seen such a hooligan?" ”

"Okay, okay, don't talk useless, let's get down to business, you can call me in the middle of the night, there must be something."

"You guessed it right." I cleared my throat: "That's the case, can you rest early today?" Accompany me on a long trip tomorrow. ”

Huang Simeng is a person who is extremely responsible for his work: "This is not over yet, how can I leave so early?" Do you want to use a car? If you want to use a car, I'll arrange a driver for you tomorrow, won't it be over? ”

I was speechless: "Tomorrow is my mother's birthday, I am thinking about bringing you back to surprise her, you said that you arranged a male driver for me, how can I explain to them when I get home......"

Huang Simeng was shocked after hearing this: "What! You...... You're going to take me to meet your parents? ”

After she said this, she fell silent, I waited for a long time and didn't wait for her next step, I was also anxious, I wondered: "What, you...... You won't want to......"

"Don't talk." Huang Simeng's tone was not good, and he scolded me directly: "I'm thinking about what clothes to wear with you tomorrow......"

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The first update arrived, the second watch was around six o'clock, and today I was still running the physical book, and I didn't have time to send it at noon, and someone in the book review area asked if the entity had a higher income, and it was indeed higher, but the key was not sure......