Chapter VII Small advertisements are not posted before the teacher is released
Chu Duan saw Dapeng from a distance carrying a small bucket and a basket, which was the glue and small advertisement he asked Dapeng to prepare, as for why he didn't prepare it himself, because if he prepared these, it was estimated that he would starve to death in advance.
Seeing Chu Duan coming over, Dapeng hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Wood, I've got everything ready, let's see if there are any ghosts around here?" ”
As soon as Chu Duan heard that he was holding this thought, he hurriedly said, "There is a hair!" It's broad daylight, where the hell did it come from? ”
Then Chu Duan picked up the advertisement produced by Dapeng again, and he was dumbfounded, before he asked Dapeng to make this advertisement simpler, don't make it mysterious, this is good, he directly wrote on it that the fifty-eighth generation of Maoshan is the heir, and Master Chu, who is capable of subduing demons and catching ghosts, personally went down the mountain to catch ghosts, and now it is a big reward, and it takes 888 at a time.
Chu Duan couldn't help but laugh when he saw this, and then asked, "I said brother, why don't you leave your phone?" Didn't you say you were going to be my broker?"
"Yes, I just want you to tell them how to catch ghosts in person, so that you can look more professional" Dapeng looked at Chu Duan with a sincere face and replied.
As soon as he heard this, Chu Duan also scolded in his heart: This grandson, how do I know how to catch ghosts! If I knew, would I still need you? ”
But since then, he can only use this advertisement, so he said to Dapeng: "This street is half pasted by one person, and we will change to the next place after pasting." ”
After Chu Duan finished speaking, he began to work, he brushed the glue on the wall or on the electric pole, and then took out a small paper advertisement and slapped it, the efficiency was leveraged, and after a while, this street was full of small advertisements.
At this time, Chu Duan and Dapeng were about to change places after pasting the last place, but at this time, a timid and cute voice sounded in their ears: "There are a large number of people with a dangerous aura coming this way."
After hearing this, Chu Duan immediately looked around and found that there was nothing! They were all passers-by, but after a while, he understood what it meant to be a person with a dangerous aura, because at this time he saw a large number of chengguan rushing over, and then he immediately threw things away, took Dapeng's hand and began to run, but how could his legs compare to so many legs! Eventually, they were caught.
"You are Master Chu! Or is it the fifty-eighth generation of Maoshan? The leading chengguan captain said that he said to Chu Duan with a small advertisement.
"No, it's just a typographical error" This is Chu Duan, who can only stubbornly find a casual prevarication immediately, otherwise they will be sent to a psychiatric hospital.
"You young people! Usually it's not good to work, so I know that if you pretend to be a ghost, you will be fined five hundred, and you will clean it up immediately" The captain of the city management team dealt with it after educating him.
Dapeng didn't react after hearing this, but Chu Duan came out, he didn't have much money on him, if he really fined another five hundred, there would not be much left, the captain saw Chu Duan's reluctant look and continued: "Is it to send you to the police station so that you can be honest?" ”
At this time, Dapeng hurriedly stood up and said: "We admit punishment, there is no need to go to the police station!" ”
After finishing speaking, the two of them tore off the advertisement that they had put up with great difficulty, but as the saying goes, it is easier to go up the mountain than to go down! They were busy until the evening to clean up the advertisements, and the two of them ate a little and then went back to their respective homes.
On the way home, Chu Duan was also very pleased with today's timid and cute alarm, he was also thinking about whether the alarm object was only for ghosts, but now it seems that it should not be, as long as it is anything dangerous to him, it will warn, and now Chu Duan also feels that he will be much safer in the future, and he can know in advance what danger there is, and he can't help laughing when he thinks of this.
The next day, the two of them continued to start the journey of posting small advertisements, but this time Chu Duan changed the advertising words, and there was not so much mystery, that is, he wrote on it to solve any worries or doubts about ghosts, try it and you will know if you believe it or not.
Dapeng couldn't help but complain when he saw this advertising slogan: "Isn't it too tactful for you to write like this?" ”
"No! It's rare that you want me to write a ghost hunting master directly, door-to-door service? Chu Duan replied directly.
Then Dapeng didn't bother with this problem anymore, the two chose to come out at night this time, so the night was relatively smooth, and the two were ready to go home after posting, and then the timid voice sounded again: There is danger on the road!
Chu Duan also stopped immediately when he heard this, and then looked to the ground, although it was a little dark at this time, but the road was also vaguely clear, and there were no sewers or anything like that, he also secretly said in his heart that he didn't want to take this timid cute to joke!
But when his right leg stepped out, he only felt that his feet were soft, and then a foul smell came, and Dapeng also covered his nose at this time and said: "Damn, you are very lucky with wood!" Actually stepped on, do you want to buy lottery tickets? Maybe you might even hit the jackpot with this shit. ”
"Die far away, believe it or not, I'll throw it on you," Chu Duan finished speaking, and then ran to the lump that became a disposal on his feet.
In the next few days, they not only posted small advertisements everywhere, but also timidly and cute often sent out some alarm messages, such as something falling from the sky! Someone wants to bump into him or something, and the timid Meng can also send a message in time, so now Chu Duan likes it more and more, and he lets it come out to tease it if it's okay, but it's still the same timid, and it won't be long outside before it will run back into the card.
A week later, Chu Duan found out that he was really bankrupt, but still no one came to him, he was also tossing around the house to see if there was anything valuable, so that he could take it out and sell it for some money, but in the end he ended up disappointed, with the only dozen yuan on his body, he came downstairs to Liu's bun shop again for breakfast, which may be his last meal, and then he had to go hungry.
The proprietress looked at Chu Duan's eyes and couldn't help asking, "Xiao Chu!" Why are you so listless today? ”
"It's okay, I just didn't sleep well" Chu Duan replied with a slight smile, he couldn't say that the meal he ate now would be his last!
"That's good, don't be too tired, young man, otherwise your body will not be able to stand it" After the proprietress finished speaking, she brought some buns to Chu Duan.
When Chu Duan saw this and was about to say that he didn't order it, Liu quickly interrupted: "It's okay, aunt invites you."
As soon as he heard this, Chu Duan also whispered two words of thanks, but it is estimated that he can hear this voice himself!
At this moment, a huge engine roar came from far and near, everyone couldn't help but turn their heads to see, a red Ferrari sports car stopped in front of the bun shop, and then the door opened, the first to get down was a pair of long legs, that pair of legs can only be described by ice and snow skin, everyone couldn't help but swallow saliva when they saw this, and then sighed: "It's so white!" ”
The last one standing in front of everyone was a beautiful woman who was one meter seven tall, wearing a small short skirt and a pair of sunglasses, and after getting off the car, the beauty walked directly to Chu Duan and said, "You are Chu Duan!" Come with me! ”
And Chu Duan somehow followed her into the car at this time, leaving only the sound of everyone talking:
"I didn't expect this kid to have such a beautiful fortune!"
"The toad wants to eat swan meat, but when he sees that kid, he doesn't have this blessing"