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The Voice of China has come to an end under various controversial circumstances, and I have found n failures!

Jia Duo Bao and Wang Lao Ji from the original what is the authentic herbal tea, and then to the can body color battle has never been won. Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info can only become something 'authentic good herbal tea, gold pot plus treasure', what a big joke! Based on my experience in the advertising sales industry, JDB and Zhejiang Satellite TV spent about 600 million yuan to create The Voice of China. But even with so much money, there are still many failures!

The cost of 600 million RMB: The invitation fee for the four tutors is about 1.2 billion! Then, according to the video I watched, it will take about 100 million to launch the auditions of 11 countries around the world. You can calculate that the naming fee of JDB this time is at least not less than 300 million. Then go to lease the bird's nest, 600 million is still relatively conservative!

Now let's talk about the failures of this Champions Night:

Failure 1: First of all, the opening song is "All-Out War", you actually invited Lin Zhiying, he is really good at singing, and even dancing while singing makes me worry, you twist so slowly, are you afraid of flashing to your old waist? Xiao Zhi is really an old demon! People in their forties, and they still look the same as ten-year-old young people, you actually said that you didn't fight any messy things, you really used the audience as a hammer, you had nothing to dry fruit, and it was a fake. It's okay to go back to Taiwan and be your second-rate star, please!

Failure 2: Are you crazy on Zhejiang Satellite TV, or do you have problems with the stylists and hairstylists you invited? Both of the women smeared me so white, it was quite unnatural, and I could only listen to the songs, and I didn't dare to look at them! You've scared me, hurry up and lose money! Yu Chengqing, Jay Chou, Wang Feng, and Na Ying's hairstyles are uglier than the other, and they cost 600 million yuan, but you still don't recognize you as a hammer when you invite such a hairstylist and stylist?

Failure 3: Zhejiang Satellite TV, you are enough, you actually recorded a video of Wang Feng signing Beibei's autograph and played it to the audience, you see which font he is ugly, and he proudly signs it for others, it is really funny to be middle-aged, shameless!

Failure 4: As a large-scale TV reality audition show, you went to the Bird's Nest to hold a concert so that the sound echoed, and the noise of the echo ran through the audience! Your sound engineer can be fired! Let me do it, I don't have a job!

Defeat five: This is about the individual, Bei Bei is fat, Bei Bei is fat, what is wrong with you, what happened, make your face so round, according to the second hammer, at least three kilograms fat! As a drafter, and your appearance is so high, you should maintain your figure with a responsible attitude towards the audience, and now I see your face so round, alas, I have blinded my titanium eyes, I have no love for you, I want to be quiet!

Failure 6: I didn't even see the images of those buried voices, what about my little Boleyn? Give it back to me! China Blue Zhejiang Satellite TV.

Failure 7: I admit that Hua Shao is a good Chinese tongue, and the smooth speed of speech is beyond my reach, but tonight's hosting is too unnatural, and it always feels weird! The director of Zhejiang Satellite TV, I used to be a sales lecturer, and the people sitting below are all sixty or seventy-year-old Chinese aunts and Chinese uncles, I am not afraid of them, do you think I will have stage fright in the bird's nest? Why don't I host it?

Of course, there are many shining points on this championship night, such as the stars singing "I Love You China" really shocked me, and the patriotic enthusiasm naturally burned under the accompaniment of the music, lingering in my heart, and I couldn't calm down! That kind of excitement is not understandable by those crooked nuts!

"Dream of a Nanshan Nan" Sister Na sang Nan Shannan is really good, and now I am still playing it on a loop, this is the best sound I heard tonight this time, Sister Na fought against Dong Chou that time, and I was amazed by the first time I tried to sing rap. Sister Na is mighty and domineering, please accept the little brother!

To say a funny thing, Jay Chou's mantra is 'pretty **' and 'good**', and he may have been warned by the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television that he can't hang his reproductive organs on the screen in the mainland, this person praised Chen Zitong and said that she was "pretty cool", that tone was so awkward!

I see my family Yiyi again, hehe! Hello Yiyi, the cookies are very good!

I like Li Xingni so much, what should I do, turn around, sleep and think, I'm under the screen, you are in the screen, although you are face-to-face, but you and I are in two worlds, this is what we often say about fate, right? Li Xingni, a good wife in China, I have a deposit of 248 now, three brick houses, a motorcycle, and two homesteads, can you think about it? Well, I'm waiting for your news! I don't mind going to Malaysia to be a son-in-law, thank you!

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