Chapter 55 Don't suffer if you eat
Early morning is the beginning of the day, it should be the fragrance of flowers and plants accompanied by the cry of warblers and birds to wake people up from their sleep, and all this seems to be very far away for Zhang Zucheng, because it is not a flower and bird language that wakes him up early in the morning, but an unreasonable exclamation.
"Ah~!"
At this moment, Dong Xiaofan was shouting loudly, with shame and indignation written on his face.
"In the morning, what is noisy, and I don't let people sleep." There was also some sleepy-eyed Zhang Zucheng muttered.
And it happened that because of Zhang Zucheng's words, Dong Xiaofan suddenly felt a fire in his heart, and swung a straight fist at Zhang Zucheng's face.
Zhang Zucheng, who happened to open his sleepy eyes, saw the attacking fist at first sight, as if he had some deep enmity with himself, with extremely heavy resentment.
The body is as dexterous as Zhang Zucheng, and with a twist, he easily avoided Dong Xiaofan's attack, and at the same time, his body also sat up from the bed.
Dong Xiaofan saw that he missed the punch, and saw Zhang Zucheng sit up, so he didn't think much about it, and directly slapped his entire arm.
With a snap, Zhang Zucheng grabbed Dong Xiaofan's arm.
The arm was held, Dong Xiaofan struggled hard, but it had no effect, "Stinky bastard, you let go of me!" Dong Xiaofan said angrily.
As soon as he opened his eyes, he was almost beaten inexplicably, and now he is inexplicably scolded, even if it is a clay man, he has three points of fire, not to mention that Zhang Zucheng is still a tempered person.
"Stinky girl, you'd better explain it to me well, otherwise it's a great sin to disturb Master Ben's sleep." Zhang Zucheng said in a deep voice.
"Explain your size, the good things you did yourself, and you still want to deny it, and you actually took advantage of me while this girl was asleep, I have to teach you a lesson today!" Dong Xiaofan said sharply.
Hearing Dong Xiaofan's words, Zhang Zucheng finally understood why this girl was so angry, and when he raised his eyes, Zhang Zucheng couldn't help but sigh, "You keep saying that I took advantage of you, have you noticed that in fact, you ran to the place where I slept, not that I took advantage of you, but that you took advantage of me." As he spoke, Zhang Zucheng also shook off Dong Xiaofan's hand.
At this moment, Dong Xiaofan was completely blinded by Zhang Zucheng's words, looked back, and looked forward, only to realize that it was really he who crossed Xiaohua and ran to this side.
For a while, Dong Xiaofan felt very embarrassed, he used to sleep alone, and he didn't feel anything wrong with rolling around, but he didn't expect that his sleeping span would be so big, and how bad it was, he slept next to this guy, and even used his shoulder as a pillow, which was really a shame!
Dong Xiaofan, who felt a little ashamed, directly covered his face with his hands, but he didn't expect to make such an oolong early in the morning.
"Why, do you want to teach me a lesson now?" Zhang Zucheng asked, wanting to see what else this chick could say.
"Hum~..."Dong Xiaofan snorted, "It's me who blames you, I apologize." ”
Hearing this, Zhang Zucheng seemed to have dispelled a lot of sleepiness, he really didn't expect that this little girl who had always been arrogant would admit her mistake so simply, she originally wanted to tease her, but now it seems that she can only dispel this idea.
"Hmph, but don't think that this means that I am afraid of you, tell you, I, Dong Xiaofan, am not afraid of you, sooner or later I will let you admit your mistakes and apologize to me." Dong Xiaofan said strongly.
"Let's be honest when you go to bed." Zhang Zucheng said disapprerovingly, got off the bed, turned his head suddenly, and said, "However, through this incident, it has also been proved that even if you strip yourself naked and send it to the door, I will not be interested." ”
In this way, it is undoubtedly the biggest insult to a girl, Dong Xiaofan was angry, and the corners of his mouth twitched, and he was very unhappy in his heart.
And Li Xiaohua next to him became a little lost in his heart after hearing Zhang Zucheng's words, he was lying next to Brother Zucheng last night, but nothing happened, didn't he have any interest in himself......
In fact, last night's Zhang Zucheng was the most difficult night to fall asleep since he grew up, and he looked at a sweet delicacy next to him, but he couldn't eat it, and that feeling was something that ordinary people could experience.
The main reason is that Zhang Zucheng was still afraid that Dong Qiufeng outside would have a misunderstanding, and then he was impulsive and rushed in to fight with himself, so he had to endure the feeling of hunger and fell asleep.
After waking up, Zhang Zucheng saw that the sun had risen outside, and remembered that the matter of asking Da Zhuang to sell medicine yesterday had not yet come to fruition, so he said to Li Xiaohua and left the school and walked home.
Before he could go far, Zhang Zucheng heard a whistling sound from behind him, and turned his head suddenly, only to see a stone egg not much smaller than a fist flying towards him.
Zhang Zucheng immediately thought of Dong Qiufeng, a stinky old man, who would come with him, and there would definitely be no second person besides him.
Zhang Zucheng leaned over, only to hear a whooshing sound, and the stone and egg passed by his side, "Hey, old man Dong, don't hide it for me, come out quickly." ”
This sound really worked, and soon, Old Man Dong came out of the side of the road, his face was not very cool, and he said in a deep voice, "Stinky boy, what are you roaring." ”
"I said Old Man Dong, I respect you for being older and calling you senior, why did you sneak attack me again." Zhang Zucheng opened his mouth and wanted an explanation.
"Hmph, stinky boy, you still have the face to ask, my dignified eldest lady of the Dong family, you said that you would be a servant if you accepted it, how could there be such a good thing."
Zhang Zucheng was speechless, but he didn't expect it to be because of this, "Hey, what should I do because of this, it turns out that this is it, senior, you are mistaken, I actually did this to better protect Xiaofan." ”
"Fart, you think you're so careful, I don't know." Dong Qiufeng said in a deep voice, "Xiao Fan is used to living a good life, and he has a little temper, but he is still a kind child in general, if it weren't for the fact that you took action for the old man last night and didn't do deviant behavior at night, otherwise the old man would have repaired you a long time ago." ”
When Zhang Zucheng heard this, he smiled in his heart, this old man really didn't expect him, he stared outside all night, but why does it always feel weird, this old man looks like he is very angry, but how can I feel that it is all pretended.
"Yes, yes, then I will thank my seniors for their mercy, I still have something at home, so I won't talk to my seniors more."
As soon as he heard that Zhang Zucheng was leaving, Dong Qiufeng's face tightened, and he hurriedly said, "What's the hurry, the old man has finished speaking." ”
"Then you should say it quickly, senior, I have something to do, and I don't have so much spare time to talk to you here."
Dong Qiufeng's face darkened for a while, damn, how can this little thing have a little respect for himself, if it weren't for the fact that there is still a place where you can be used, the old man would have to smash this guy's ass.
"Ahem, that, didn't Xiao Fan just answer to be your servant, with my understanding of her, since she agreed, she won't easily regret it, you take her to live in the house for Lao Tzu."
Zhang Zucheng was stunned, is this old guy having a convulsion, he was still sneaking up on himself for this matter just now, and now he is letting himself take that girl to his home, the contrast between before and after is a bit big.
"Senior, this is not good, although I am a man, I am not a casual man." Zhang Zucheng said proudly.
"Whatever you want!" Dong Qiufeng reprimanded, "You are young and your thinking is so wrong, I will be a big scourge in the martial arts after I see you!" Looks like I'm going to have to think about whether or not I'm going to cut you down first. ”
"Cut, can't you make a joke, old stubborn." Zhang Zucheng pursed his mouth and said unhappily.
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"Okay, let's tell you the truth, I have some things to go back to deal with, and I have to leave today, but I'm worried about Xiaofan's safety, I happened to meet your kid, this manpower, don't use it in vain, in short, you take Xiaofan to live at home for me, first, in order to protect her safety, second, with you, the monkey spirit, Xiaofan can also learn a lot, and also, you can let Xiaofan do some maid things to hone her, but not too much, if you let the old man know that you bully her or have any deviant behavior, The old man is fighting this old bone, and he will also break you into pieces. Dong Qiufeng said very seriously, and it can be seen that he really loves Dong Xiaofan very much.
Hey, this stinky old man, and he wants to let himself do things for him, and he dares to threaten himself, I really think that Lao Tzu is afraid that you won't succeed, but after this old boy is gone, the mountain is high and the emperor is far away, Lao Tzu just makes some things, what can you do with me, maybe when you come back, you can hold a great-grandson again!
"Senior, let you say this, and don't ask my opinion, it seems a little too strong." Zhang Zucheng said, stretched out his hand, and rubbed it vigorously, how can there be a way in the world for people to work without paying.
"Damn, I know that you stinky boy is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and when the old man comes back, I will teach you a set of breathing methods, this is always okay." Dong Qiufeng said with a black face, looking reluctant.
"I said, senior, you always make empty checks, this is not in accordance with the rules, besides, the boxing techniques you said last time haven't been taught."
Seeing Zhang Zucheng's appearance as a profiteer, Dong Qiufeng was angry, and he was very unhappy and took out a black brand from his arms and threw it to the past, "This is my Dong family's brand, you take it, I think my Dong family also has some status in the martial arts, if you cause trouble in the future, maybe you can save your life." ”
The brand starts, there is some precipitation, and there is a Dong character engraved on it, and the style is a little simple.
Zhang Zucheng was speechless, and it took him a long time to get such a broken wooden card, this old guy is too picky, "I said senior, do you have any martial arts cheats or something, it's really not good, you can give some panacea!" ”
Dong Qiufeng's face sank, and he really couldn't stand Zhang Zucheng's mercenary appearance, and said unhappily, "No, that's it, if you don't want it, you can return it." As he spoke, Dong Qiufeng was about to reach out to get it, but unexpectedly Zhang Zucheng dodged it.
"That's not good, this thing sent out, how can there be a reason to take it back, I can't embarrass my predecessors, so I'll reluctantly accept it, and you can teach one more set of breathing methods when you go back." Zhang Zucheng said with a smile, but Dong Qiufeng had a depressed face, feeling that he had suffered a big loss this time.