Chapter Eighty-Eight: Self-Palmed Mouth
"Damn, which bastard stretches his leg to trip me."
was tripped by Zhang Zucheng and fell to the ground, the two were very angry, and they scolded loudly when they got up.
"Who are you scolding!" Zhang Zucheng reacted quickly.
Who knows that the other party's reaction is not much slower than Zhang Zucheng's, "Bastard scolded you!" ”
Hearing this, Zhang Zucheng spread his hands and behaved very innocently, "Oh, it turned out to be a bastard scolding me!" ”
As soon as these words came out, everyone around them laughed.
Everyone laughed like this, and the other party also felt that they couldn't hold it on their faces, and said, "What are you laughing at, what's so funny!" ”
"Brother, he said you were a bastard." Another guy who fell reminded him, thinking he didn't understand Zhang Zucheng's words.
The other immediately became angry, "I know, I don't need you to remind me." ”
Seeing the funny double cross talk of the two, everyone was happy again, and felt that these two people really shouldn't be civil servants, but should enter the cross talk world.
"Alright, both of you shut up for me, come over for me, and don't be embarrassed there!" The captain said angrily.
After being scolded, the two walked over with a sad face, and one of them also glanced at Zhang Zucheng, full of anger.
The captain looked at Zhang Zucheng and couldn't see anything unusual about the young man in front of him, and he couldn't dress up on the stage.
"What are you, do you have a part in your talk?" The captain said disdainfully, and seemed to feel that it was an eyesore to even look at Zhang Zucheng more, "Acquaintances go away quickly, don't disturb us to enforce the law!" ”
"Humph!"
Zhang Zucheng snorted coldly, and said righteously, "Enforcing the law? What kind of justice you serve, what kind of law you hold, I think you are bending the law for personal gain! ”
As soon as Zhang Zucheng opened his mouth, he received a response from everyone, and they all aimed the spearhead of the incident at the captain.
Even the reporter on the side was involved, "May I ask you that this shop uses stinky meat, but what conclusive evidence is there?" ”
"You go away!"
The captain said impatiently, blaming Zhang Zucheng for all his anger, "Okay, you little thing, today I will let your kid know what kind of law Lao Tzu is doing!" ”
As he spoke, the captain waved his hand, "Give it to me, teach this guy to the Public Security Bureau, and sue him for obstructing law enforcement!" "Said to the other people, "You guys will go in and search for me, Lao Tzu wants this store to close today!" ”
Zhang Zucheng sneered, I've seen a stupid guy, but I've never seen such a stupid guy say something like that in front of the director of the public security bureau.
"Hit them!"
Seeing that the other party's people wanted to be strong, Fu Xiao was also cheerful and cheered for Zhang Zucheng, not afraid of making things big at all.
Just like Fu Xiao said, how could Zhang Zucheng keep his hands on these guys, if it weren't for so many people around him watching, he would have already put these little ones on the ground.
Dealing with such a few guys who can only eat and be lazy every day is as simple as taking a chick for Zhang Zucheng.
After a while, several of them were lying on the ground, and the captain comrade was even more twisted by Zhang Zucheng's arm, very embarrassed.
"Damn, little thing, let go of me, if you know each other, I'll find someone to smash your place!"
"Huh." Zhang Zucheng sneered, "I'm afraid you don't have this ability!"
The captain was just about to open his mouth to say another nonsense, but at this time, a young man in a suit and leather shoes walked over and handed out a mobile phone, "Your director is looking for you." ”
This young man of Sven, Zhang Zucheng remembered that he came with Brother Fu Jiaqi, thinking that Old Man Fu was afraid that he would cause some trouble on the spur of the moment, so he gave instructions.
Zhang Zucheng couldn't help but sigh, he is not that impulsive person!
At this time, Zhang Zucheng let go of the hand that was holding the other party, and in disbelief, the other party answered the phone.
Originally, the other party still had a suspicious face, and said that if he lied to him, he would die, but as soon as he answered the phone, he immediately became a dog.
"Hey, Yo, Director, it's really you...... Hey, it's me ......."
The more he answered the phone, the more ugly the other party's face became, and he glanced at the stage from time to time, thinking that he knew that the identities of these people were very expensive, and it was not something that he could provoke as a small captain.
Zhang Zucheng pricked up his ears and heard that the director on the other end of the phone was like scolding his grandson, very violent.
It can be seen that at this moment, even Comrade Captain knows how stupid he is, and he has offended almost the famous characters in the entire county.
"Yes, yes, yes... Managing director... I know... You can rest assured... Good... Goodbye, Director. Hanging up the phone, Comrade Captain also took a long breath, and after a while, the sweat on his body had soaked his clothes.
"How's that, Captain, is the Director asking us to fix these hillbillies!"
"It's just that if you don't give them a little bit of power, you really think that our group of 'tolerances' are vegetarians!"
The two of them said a word, and they were still angry about Zhang Zucheng who tripped himself just now.
"Damn you!" When the captain heard the words of the two, he gave the two of them a hard look.
Grinning and smiling, the captain returned the phone, "Hey, hey, I'm sorry, everyone, misunderstanding, misunderstanding..."
After a few misunderstandings, the captain almost wanted to grin to the sky, and said to Xu Linhui, "I'm really sorry to disturb the opening of your store, I'm really sorry, I'm really damned, I should be beaten, I should be beaten!" ”
As he spoke, Comrade Captain slapped himself in the face, and he knew it hurt when he heard the sound.
Seeing that the captain suddenly seemed to be a different person, and the others were also stuck in place, at a loss.
At this time, the captain found that he was standing in place, and immediately said loudly, "Fuck, what are you doing, hurry up and admit your mistake to Lao Tzu." ”
As soon as these words were spoken, the others also followed the appearance of the captain, and raised their mouths with their palms, and for a while, there was a crackling sound, and it sounded very festive.
"Zu Cheng, why don't let them go, this is a good day, don't let them be in a bad mood." Xu Linhui opened her mouth, and so did the people next to her, even Old Man Fu opened Chrysostom, making these bastards disappear from front of them quickly.
Zhang Zucheng cleared his throat, "Several, I heard it, our old man told you to get out, don't come to grandpa's shop in the future, otherwise you won't be able to eat and walk around!" ”
When the captain and the others heard this, they were all happy in their hearts, "Thank you for the mercy of the eldest master and the little boy, let's get out, you just treat us as if we haven't come, so as not to spoil the mood." ”
"Don't get out yet!" Zhang Zucheng saw so much nonsense, and yelled again, and the other party was immediately frightened out of his soul and hurriedly withdrew from the crowd.
"Okay, everyone, this is all a misunderstanding, everyone go inside, go inside, the delicious food and drink are inside, everyone order as you like, your store is open today, there are discounts!" Xu Linhui shouted loudly and beckoned everyone to walk inside.