56 The Young Bacchus
Wang Baxiong is talking and laughing, and he is more drunk than life.
Tang Bohu opened his eyes slightly, there was a mess and a bunch of fools in front of him, a 2b young man named Li Rong chattered endlessly, thinking back then, the four great talents of Jiangnan fought wine and wrote hundreds of poems, drunk and painted beautiful pictures, I couldn't imagine that I had fallen into such a situation, sad, sad, Tang Bohu felt sad for himself.
Lonely as a slur, lonely as wine, it is better to get yourself drunk, and then Tang Bohu picked up the wine glass in front of him, the wine in front of him was golden, but it was covered with a layer of white foam, like horse urine, Tang Bohu drank it all with a smile, and drank all the wind and snow for hundreds of years.
2b Young people always habitually commit 2, Li Rong saw Tang Xiaoshi raise his glass and drink again, anger rose from his heart, and evil was born to the side of the guts, and he hurriedly bit open two bottles of beer with his teeth, and came up cheaply.
"Tang Liu, right, just now Boss Li blew a bottle for you, he didn't blow it, let's blow one bottle twice, I'll go first", said and hit the two bottles, and the bottle in his left hand was heavily placed in front of Tang Xiaoshi, and he raised his head to do it, and the little hooligans who did the trouble applauded one after another.
Tang Bohu frowned slightly, there were fewer than a thousand cups of wine for a confidant, and he didn't speculate for more than half a sentence, this guy in front of him was obscene and drooling, and it was similar to Zhu Zhishan back then, but he didn't get acquainted with Tang Bohu to that extent, forget it, let's save face for the juniors, saying that he is also a few hundred years old, why bother to see this unpopular gangster.
Tang Bohu was thinking about it, Li Rong had already finished blowing, and when he saw that Tang Xiaoshi had not yet raised his glass, he couldn't hold his face anymore, and a pair of thief hands stretched out to Tang Bohu, and he wanted to force it. Tang Bohu is a must, how can he let such a layman get his body wet, he blocked it slightly, raised the wine bottle, and said: "Brother Tai is majestic, his drinking posture is chic and abnormal, and the younger brother sacrifices his life to accompany the gentleman and conspire to get drunk, isn't it happy?"
After finishing speaking, he drank it all in one go, and it took 23.42 seconds, which was much faster than Li Rongzhi's cow drink.
The crowd applauded, and the wine table was lifted for a while*.
Can this thing get drunk too? Funny, Tang Bohu secretly thought to himself, what kind of character is Tang Bohu, back then, he was in the Jiangnan literary and artistic circle, the myth of the wine country, a thousand cups were not drunk, and ten thousand cups were not poured, the premise was that the wine * was out of the body without internal strength, the 2b in front of him was dirty, miserable, and stupid at first glance, and if he didn't pour him today, he didn't even know his father, so I wasted hundreds of years of practice.
This kid is stupid! Li Rong secretly thought to himself, thinking that I, Li Rong, am also a character who has experienced a hundred battles and is not willing to die when drinking, and today I poured this idiot into a fool who didn't even know his father, and cut Chen Yu's face well.
The two of them each had a ghost, and they coincidentally picked up another bottle.......
It is said that Chen Yu, who is the most tragic today, returned to the private room after soaking in urine, and saw that a piece of the room was poured, and Li Rong was lying in the middle of a pile of beer bottles with underwear left over his body, and the onlookers were stunned one by one, but Tang Xiaoshi was nowhere to be found.
There was a little brother with earrings who woke up in extreme shock just now, and said weakly, "Boss, do you want to call an ambulance for Li Rong, these two animals, drank 30 bottles, and finally Li Rong couldn't drink anymore, Donald said that he drank a bottle, and Li Rong took off his clothes..."
Chen Yu felt a chill in his heart, he couldn't imagine that Tang Xiaoshi still had this hobby, it was too disgusting, looking at the beer bottles all over the ground, thinking about the small amount of RMB in his pocket, and scolded: "Call him by, throw this stupid * outside, check out and leave", and staggered out of the hotel with a group of little brothers, and the beautiful waiter chased him out: "Alas, get that drunk pig away, we're going to get off work"
Everyone was speechless, they were almost drunk, no one wanted to take a drunk naked man to run naked on the street, Chen Yu frowned, and a clever little brother next to him hurriedly came up and whispered a few words, Chen Yu was overjoyed and commanded a few words.
The clever little brother ran into the hotel, took out a large roll of transparent tape after a while, and everyone tied Li Rong firmly to the telephone pole next to the hotel with transparent tape.
A passer-by took a photo and uploaded it to meager, WeChat, QQ, a good brother in China, famous all over the country, this is a later story.
The owner of the restaurant was shocked when he cleaned up the private room, several people drank a pile of beer like a hill, it seems that Chen Yu and others have improved their alcohol consumption again, but they don't know that most of the pile of beer was eliminated by Tang Xiaoshi alone......
Tang Bohu had already walked to the bank of the Chu River at this time, it was almost late at night, the willow bank, the wind and the waning moon had a different artistic conception, but Tang Bohu didn't know where the road was, and the time of appearance was completely irregular, just like playing an online game, two strangers playing one number, and no one knew when they would suddenly go online and push another person down. Although Tang Bohu has been reborn for nearly a month, the online time is too short, he still has no systematic understanding of the new world, and he is bored, and he has not yet figured out how to take advantage of this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to enjoy this former Huahua world.
The cold wind blew, Tang Bohu became more and more sober, and the more he drank, the more he sobered up, it was really a very boring thing, but unfortunately, that kind of opponent, how could he make Tang Bohu drunk, there were several lonely lamps in front of him, it seemed to be a wine shop, Tang Bohu walked over.
On the bank of the Chu River, there are several tents, a stove, a few tables and chairs, and the shop sells some side dishes and simple meals, which is the favorite place for sailors and fishermen who are tired of a day's work.
Tang Bohu walked into a house at random, and there was already a burly man sitting in the tent, a simple plate of side dishes, pouring himself a drink, frowning, and seemed to be full of concern.
is the same as the end of the world, why should we have known each other, although the big man is full of dust, he has his own down-and-out heroic temperament, which is more in line with Tang Bohu's taste than Li Rong and others, smiled slightly, raised a glass and invited wine.
The store's self-brewed liquor is like a knife in the mouth, and when you take a sip, it burns your chest and abdomen like a raging fire, and it is very refreshing.
The big man frowned, seeing that Tang Bohu was dry, he seemed to be quite moved, and he was also dry, his eyebrows gradually stretched, he smiled, but sat over with a wine bottle.
Why should we have known each other when we met, two men with stories sat together, drank, and didn't ask each other where they came from, but they had a good heart, and they drank with a glass.
The owner of the hotel here is surnamed Li, secretly snickering, the big man is a person with a great background, no one knows at the south gate, the young man opposite is drinking with him, isn't it playing a big knife in front of the public gate, and he has the intention to dissuade him, but he remembers that the big man has returned for a few days and frowns all day long, it is rare for someone to be able to look at the moon with the wine, relieve the depression in his heart a little, and he does not speak, and secretly makes a sobering soup for the young man.
How to solve the worries, only Du Kang, the weak young man in front of him, the amount of alcohol is amazing, the two of them have nearly three catties of liquor, the young man's eyes are getting brighter and brighter, interesting and interesting, the big man is curious, the rivers and lakes have a newcomer, the young man in front of him, what is the origin.
The big man has no words, Tang Bohu is also speechless, more and more appreciate the big man, thick eyebrows and leopard eyes, full of dust, but there is a heroic temperament between the glasses, saying that since the rebirth, the most ancient style of the people, is the big man in front of him, and between the eyebrows of the big man, it is very similar to an old man of Tang Bohu, although Tang Bohu knows that the sea is floating clouds, and the old man hundreds of years ago has already done the ancient, but between the two of them, there is the pleasure of chivalry and righteousness together in the rivers and lakes.
It's another pound of liquor, Tang Bohu is already half drunk, seeing that the big man is also self-supporting, he laughed secretly in his heart, young master, I have been soaking in the wine vat since I was a child, and when I was one of the four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River, I had no wine every day, and I had already practiced a lot, and the wine of the Ming Dynasty was all pure grain brewing, and the degree was so high that it was several times stronger than the wine blended with alcohol in the present world.
"Brother, you and I hit it off at first sight, so clear and waning, drunk heartily, it's better to make a wine order, he will become a good story one day"
Dahan's heart is determined, the amount of wine in front of the young man seems unfathomable, but he suddenly learned to speak the ancients, although most of the crepe did not understand, it must be because he was drunk, although he is also the end of the strong oar, and then insist, he has been undefeated in the wine country for many years, and he does not necessarily lose to the hands of a young man, and he played haha at the moment, and said: "Young man, I can't do the wine order, but I see that you are brilliant, I will write a new poem, please taste it", took out a blank piece of paper from his arms and handed it to Tang Bohu.
Tang Bohu took the paper and looked at it, and the dragon and phoenix danced on it, like poetry and words.
I wanted to stand tall and stand alone in the world, but I endured humiliation and hid in the mud; I am determined to dominate the storm, and I have no choice but to wait for the opportunity.
The dragon flies for nine days, how can you be afraid that Kanglong has regrets?
Turn around and climb to the top, and ask who dares not to be surprised;
If I want to be ambitious in the world, I am afraid that one misstep will become a thousand laughs; I intended to swallow up the heavens and the earth, but unexpectedly, the heavens and the earth were destroyed!
I originally wanted to quit the rivers and lakes indifferently, but I was not willing to waste this life; I want to be comfortable and contented, but I have no choice but to make a contribution.
If you want fame and power, you might as well ask for money!
With the power of life and death in hand, who can be disrespectful!
I am determined to be the foundation of eternity, famous in the world, born in peace, and die silently!
(Excerpt from Wen Daxia's "Speaking of Heroes, Who Are Heroes!") 》)
Tang Bohu was shocked, although this word lacks neatness, but a heroic spirit is born naturally, it is clear that a hero has a self-written mind, swallows the world, is arrogant, bold and ambitious, and has far ambitions, which is beyond Tang Bohu's reach, in other words, Tang Bohu himself is also a lazy character, and it is difficult to show his face below, if the paper is romantic, Tang Bohu is not afraid of anyone in the world, but when it comes to the momentum of this word, Tang Bohu is afraid that he will be thrown off a few streets.
Seeing Tang Bohu's face was embarrassed, the big man was overjoyed, this word was written by his boss himself, and he sneaked into Tangyi this time to find an old man surnamed Chu, this word is the identity certificate, take it out at this time, it really has the effect of breaking the earth, the young man in front of him is embarrassed, and the boss's poem is really excellent.
Tang Bohu was speechless for a long time, picked up the wine glass, and if it was a good word, he should float three whites to express his admiration.
The big man laughed, waited for the young man to go down with three glasses, and fell to the ground after the strength of the wine.
But looking at the young man, three glasses down, his expression did not change, he shook the empty wine bottle, and shouted: "Boss, two more catties of liquor", the big man was dizzy for a while, and fell to the ground at the moment, and he didn't know who was there.
The owner of the hotel looked up and saw that there was already a person lying on the ground, and the young man was still sitting upright, but it was the big man who fell to the ground, and he was shocked.
Tang Bohu laughed dumbly, although the big man was rough, but there was no lack of cute side, and read the word carefully, but he loved it very much, dipped his finger in the residual wine, drunk the book on the table, finished the book, took it out of his arms for a long time, but did not take out the seal he carried with him, and suddenly realized that things are not people, and he was no longer the four great talents of the year, and he was stunned and left silently
The owner of the hotel, seeing that Tang Xiaoshi had been in his arms for a long time, did not take out his wallet to settle the bill, he was already angry in his heart, and he remembered that Dahan had been a regular customer for many years, and he did not stop Tang Xiaoshi's evasion, took out his mobile phone and dialed a number: "Sister Rose, the snake boss is back, he drank too much at my place, he has been back for several days, and he has not let me tell you, well, he is drunk now, or I will send him to you"
The boss cleaned up the mess, Dahan and Tang Xiaoshi, a total of 11 catties of liquor, and the teenager drank six catties without pouring, such a amount of wine, Tangyi will be able to call God, he is a new generation of young wine gods.
Since then, there has been a legend on the bank of the Chuhe River that the young god of wine and 6 catties of liquor are free.