Chapter 441: The Exclusive Battlefield of the Divine Donkey
"The man said, "I'm going to make you donkey's meat and burn it." Pegasus said.
"It's okay, it's okay, you look at his little body, he can't stand our hooves. The master once said that if you are strong, you must have a little consciousness of the strong, and the consciousness of the strong. Cats and dogs on the side of the road come and bark at you, and if you get angry, you lose. A mad dog, you let it have a few points, it doesn't hurt the peace, it doesn't hurt, everyone is happy. Besides, when we go out, we can't cause trouble for our master. After all, if there is an incident, if it is a trivial matter, everyone will laugh and laugh and pass. But if something big happens, do you think the master can fall out with someone for a donkey meat fire?" said Shenjun Donkey.
The Pegasus girl listened and said, "I can't see it, you have studied human knowledge quite thoroughly." ”
Shenjun Donkey said: "Yes, since Lizhuang has a tractor and a car, I don't need to go back and forth." When you go out hunting, I'm reading when I'm idle. ”
The Pegasus girl grinned: "Donkeys who read books are really rare." ”
Shenjun Donkey smiled: "I've read a lot of books, and donkey meat also has a sour taste of literati, and the master doesn't want me in the future, so I guess I won't be made into donkey meat, haha." ”
The Pegasus girl said, "Your master is a good man, and he doesn't lack your donkey meat." ”
Shenjun Donkey said: "I know, I was joking just now. You see, originally, I was an ordinary little donkey in Lizhuang. There are not as many oxen as the cart, and the run is not as fast as the horse. But the master of the family will never abandon me, give me cultivation, and let me know you. Originally, I was good at pulling people, but now that Lizhuang has a tractor and a real car, I don't need anything. What should I do? The master once said that it is not the way to sit and eat honestly, and we must actively seek transformation. Oh yes, we must eliminate backward production capacity, actively seek transformation, and change from barbaric and extensive production to refined production. So, I have to read, and there may be some place in the future where I can use my super-literate donkey. ”
The Pegasus girl exclaimed, "You are such a self-motivated donkey, compared to you, I feel like a waste." ”
Shenjun Donkey smiled: "That's different, like you and me." Don't look at the master who has given me so many cultivations, but I can't beat you now. Look at the master, he doesn't have any cultivation, and the lady is already a top powerhouse. So, what kind of master there is, what kind of donkey there is. ”
The handsome donkey and the Pegasus girl are walking side by side on the road, the handsome donkey is quite tall and mighty, although it looks like a donkey, but because it is too strong, it is a hero among donkeys. Wherever they went, everyone took a few more looks. And the Pegasus girl is even more incredible, Pegasus is extremely rare, a few Pegasus can only be controlled by the people of the Heavenly Maiden Pavilion, and now I actually see a Pegasus and a tall and mighty donkey walking side by side on the street, it is simply a spectacle.
The donkey carried two large bags on its back, which contained bulging things. Underneath Pegasus' crippled wings hangs a giant sword more than two meters long, with twin girls carved into the hilt. Seeing this sword, some people who have paid attention to the rights and wrongs of the rivers and lakes basically understand what is going on.
However, in this world, not everyone pays attention to the affairs of the rivers and lakes.
Walking and walking, a convoy appeared in front, I don't know which wealthy family it was, there was a family in front of the road, followed by several big cars, and there were bodyguards on horseback next to the big cars. Generally, horseback riding is not allowed in the city. However, in this upper capital, who is not related to the palace if he is a little capable? What's more, this place is far away from the palace, close to the city gate, and surrounded by ordinary people. As long as there is no big incident, the patrols in the capital basically turn a blind eye, stay a line, and see each other in the future.
At this point, the problem arises.
The donkey itself is very large, and there are bags hanging on its body, which is very wide. On the side, the Pegasus girl herself is very tall. With a giant sword hanging by his side, he naturally needs a certain amount of room for action.
Although this combination of donkey and horse has stepped aside in an attitude of not causing trouble. But it still occupies a lane.
One of the main roads leading into the city gate here is about three lanes wide, in fact, as long as the convoy on that side gives way a little, it will pass.
However, the family who opened the way in front of him saw that a huge donkey and a Pegasus were blocking the way, although he didn't know who it was, but this big family naturally had no reason to make way for a donkey - even if the donkey was really too big.
"Where did you get the wild donkey!, don't get out of the way!" shouted one of the housekeepers in front of him, drawing his whip.
"First of all, I must say that I am not a wild donkey, I am a family donkey, and my master is ......"
Syllable!
Before the donkey had finished speaking, the whip had already been whipped in the face.
Shenjun donkey has also passed all kinds of tests in Lizhuang, whether in Lizhuang or Yannan City, most of the work of Shenjun donkey is to patrol with the Wang Wang team. The situation every day is that the Tianma sister is holding Qin Duanyu and Qin Suyan sisters, Shenjun Donkey is carrying Yaya and Huihui, and Xiaomi is flying in the sky, which causes Shenjun Donkey to often receive Yaya's private combat education. Shenjun Donkey is a herbivore, and Yaya is a wolf, and under the pressure of this natural species, Shenjun Donkey is also desperately trying to become stronger.
The result is:
In fact, this whip was whipped on the face, but in fact, the handsome donkey was not injured at all.
The Pegasus girl whispered to the side and asked, "What should I do?"
Shenjun Donkey smiled and said: "The master has educated us, no one can bully us Li Zhuang people!"
"We are not human. Pegasus said.
"Donkeys can't either!"
"Then we ......" Pegasus Girl's eyes were full of joy.
"I've got to show them what a donkey's temper is. ”
As he spoke, the handsome donkey slowly knelt down.
The whipped man on the other side saw it, laughed, and said, "Hey, look at this big donkey is quite obedient, and he even knelt down with a whip! A beast is a brute, and if he doesn't whip it, he doesn't know how to give way!"
Everyone behind him laughed.
But the handsome donkey knelt down, but there was only one reason. He needed to unload the luggage on his back, and it had no hands and could only unload it in various ways.
After unloading his luggage, the donkey got up again and came to the house.
"Brute, don't get out of here!" said the housekeeper with a laugh as he raised his whip.
Touch!
With the sound of bones cracking, the family member flew upside down, crossed the convoy, and smashed a fruit stand, causing an exclamation.
There are also a few other housekeepers next to that housekeeper, and they are specially responsible for opening the way. But for a moment, no one could see anything clearly.
Shenjun Donkey looked at the people in front of him, grinned, and said, "I'm sorry, everyone, I won't let you go this way today." Either you go around or you go back. ”
The family members were shocked: "The donkey has spoken!"
In fact, the handsome donkey spoke just now, but no one paid attention to it at that time.
A few bodyguards rode up behind and shouted, "What are you guys doing with waste? Can't you even open the road?"
A family member hurriedly ran over and said to the bearded man at the head: "Fifth master, this talking donkey blocked the way, and just now Xiao Lizi was kicked away by him." ”
"What? Kicked off?" Just now, the fifth master did see something flying over, where did he think that it was actually a person! The bearded man known as the fifth master stepped forward immediately. As a donkey, the height of the head of the handsome donkey is almost the same as that of the fifth master on horseback, and the sturdy muscles are covered with oily fur, and the tall horse of the fifth master is compared in an instant.
"Can you talk, do you have cultivation?" said the fifth master with a frown. Then, he took out a big knife, pointed at the handsome donkey, and said: "Demon donkey, I don't care where you came from, hurry up and get out of here, otherwise Lao Tzu will skin your donkey to make ejiao! stew your donkey meat for fire! cut off your donkey's head for decoration, chop off your donkey whip for barbecue!"
Touch!
There was another muffled sound, and the bearded fifth master, who had just completed his unique work, flew out on the same trajectory and smashed on the small fruit stand again, stacking on top of the previous family.
"Let's go! Let's go together! Dare to stop Mrs. Liu's convoy from returning to her mother's house and slaughter this demon donkey!" I don't know who shouted, and all the bodyguards in the convoy pulled out their weapons and surrounded a donkey and a horse. When the Pegasus girl saw this, she turned around with excitement on her face, bit the hilt of the greatsword, and bit the extremely heavy greatsword in her mouth.
Who can the Shenjun donkey be afraid of, and rushed in directly. With his huge physique and cultivation far beyond ordinary people, the Shenjun Donkey was like an armored car, rampaging through the crowd. And the Pegasus girl is even more ferocious, as long as that giant sword is wielded, no one dares to approach casually!
This was originally a convoy of the family members of the eunuchs, and they were used to flying and domineering, so how could they have thought that there would be such a show? There were no too powerful players at all, and in less than a quarter of an hour, except for those few carriages, everyone was put to the ground.
At this time, the people in the carriage were trembling, and they didn't know who had provoked these two evil stars, and what they didn't know was that they, the bodyguards who shouted at them on weekdays, couldn't even beat a donkey?
Shenjun Donkey came to the carriage, looked at the horses that were pulling the cart, and asked Ma Yu, "How many brothers?"
Those horses were just ordinary horses, and seeing that this group of people had been wiped out by a donkey, what else could they do?
"Yes, absolutely!" the horses nodded.
"Then I won't send it, you can go. Shenjun Donkey said.
"But this way ......"
"Press it over. ”
"Yes......"
Under the gaze of the handsome donkey and the Pegasus girl, several high-headed horses that usually flaunted their might pulled the carriage, pressed past the bodies of those in front of them, and pulled the carriage far away.