"A few months ago, I was nominated as a candidate for governor of New York against Mr. Stanwalter Le Wolfford on behalf of the Independence Party. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I always feel that I have a significant advantage over these two gentlemen, and that is that I have a good reputation. It is easy to see from the newspapers that if these two gentlemen also knew the benefits of caring for their reputations, that was in the past. In recent years, it has become clear that they have taken all sorts of outrageous crimes as a matter of course・・・・・・"

Seeing the beginning of Chen Ze's article, netizens were stunned.

Governor of New York? Independence? Campaign?

What the hell is this? What does this have to do with Chen Ze? But how is this in the first person?

Netizens were stunned for a long time, and then someone reacted: "This article should be written by Chen Ze in a virtual first-person tone, and it seems to be about the US campaign for governor, by the way, it is the election for governor, which is the same title as his article." ”

After seeing the explanation of the first person who reacted, everyone understood what this article was. Everyone immediately became interested, knowing that this was Chen Ze and those public knowledgeable people who had just gotten up.

Didn't those people say that he didn't understand the United States and democracy, so he would write an article about the U.S. election campaign for everyone to see if he understood the United States and democracy.

Therefore, everyone immediately read it to see what the article was about next.

Continuing to watch, everyone gradually understood what kind of story this article is, it turned out to be the story of a man named Mark Twain running for governor of New York, so how will he run?

Just when everyone thought that Chen Ze would write about how this man named Mark Twain ran for governor, the next article stunned them.

"Perjury, that is, in 1863, in Wakahuak, Cochina, 34 witnesses testified to the perjury of Mr. Mark Twain in attempting to encroach on a small plot of banana plantation, the only resource on which a poor widow and her group of orphans lived・・・・・・"

"I was horrified to see such a report, there was such a cruel and merciless accusation, I had never been to that place, I had never even heard of any vakavak・・・・・・ I was going crazy, but there was nothing I could do. I didn't do anything that day, and I let the days slip by. The next morning, the newspaper said nothing but this sentence: meaningful, and everyone will notice that Mr. Twain was unanimously thought-provoking silent about the accusation. ”

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Seeing the article here, everyone was stunned, isn't this article about Mark Twain's campaign? What's going on here? And this is obviously a blatant frame-up, what is this article about?

Netizens continued to read, and some laughed, and everyone finally understood what Chen Ze was writing in this article.

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"There is another thing that the new gubernatorial candidate needs to explain to his compatriots who are anxious to vote for him, and that is that when he camps in Montana again, his fellows who live in the same tent with him often lose small things, which are later found on Mr. Twain or in the box."

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"The lie has been debunked, and it has now been confirmed: Mr. Mark Twain's vicious claim that the grandfather of our noble leader, John T. Hoffman, was hanged for a roadblock, is a gross and unfounded lie."

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"Someone saw a man who was drunk last night and staggered into the hotel where Mr. Tubwen was staying. The onus is on the Independents to prove that the drunk is not Mark Twain himself. ”

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Finally, the party's shameless persecution of me reached its climax, when nine children of all colours, dressed in all kinds of tattered clothes, who had just learned to walk, rushed to the podium of a popular meeting, hugged my legs tightly, and called me a father・・・・・・

So, I present my withdrawal from the candidacy, and sign my name with bitter heart: Mark Twain, your faithful friend, who was once a decent man, is now a perjury, a thief, a kidnapper, a drunkard, a bribe-taker, and a blackmailer.

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After reading this article, many netizens laughed, they all felt very funny and ridiculous, a person who usually has a very good reputation and is considered a good person has been named so many ridiculous crimes because of the campaign, and he can't get away with it.

This, this, this is just a little hilarious. Many of the sins in it are a little too ridiculous for a fool to believe it.

While laughing, more netizens gradually understood Chen Ze's intention in writing this article, he just wanted to use this article to tell everyone the inside story and shortcomings of the so-called US election campaign.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, Chen Ze's absurd novel is really funny and interesting, a good old man was accused of so many crimes just because he wanted to run for governor."

"Not only is it funny, but this article is simply telling everyone what Chen Ze thinks is the shortcomings of American-style democracy, if it is really written according to Chen Ze, then this so-called democratic election system is really like that."

"Is what Chen Ze wrote true or false, I can't believe it, is it just for the sake of the election to slander a person like this? So who will be chosen in the end? ”

Netizens said that everyone likes Chen Ze's article very much, but they are skeptical about what Chen Ze wants to express in it, after all, the US election has been too hot in the past two days, and the US election has been blown too perfect on the Internet.

And those public intellectuals on the Internet, after seeing Chen Ze's article, were angry to death.

"Chen Ze, you are blatant slander, with such a mature political civilization in the United States, how can such a thing happen."

"Chen Ze, don't write blindly if you don't understand, what are you writing here? It's all your own will. ”

"That's it, Chen Ze, have you ever been to the United States? Do you know anything about the United States? You simply don't know what the United States is like at all, and you dare to write such an article. ”

The public intellectuals were furious, they didn't expect Chen Ze to dare to speak at this time, and he wrote such an article, which was really unbearable for them.

Many people returned Chen Ze when they posted this Weibo, and Chen Ze also replied to a few of them, but there was a well-known and particularly active Chen Ze, and in the end, Chen Ze couldn't bear it anymore and replied to him: "Shut up, we are discussing democracy." (To be continued.) )