Chapter 904: This Girl Is Special
Jiang Louyue, Emperor Jiuchen and Emperor Yucheng said to leave, and after a little tidying up, they took Ruan Qing to 'force' him to tell him the whereabouts of the Eight Array Banners while hurrying.
I haven't been able to go back to Daqian for a long time, and this time I went back, in order to keep a low profile and not attract attention, Jiang Louyue and others dressed up a little and appeared in Daqian Wangcheng.
Di Jiuchen wore an animal skin 'flower' hat, a Yuan BMW armor, and a black 'colored' mustache, like a businessman with a solid family.
Jiang Louyue had her hair coiled up, and she was dressed in gold and silver 'jade' ornaments, standing next to Emperor Jiuchen.
Emperor Yucheng was holding a horsewhip and wearing a gray 'colored' earthen jacket, driving a carriage, and in the carriage sat Ruan Qing, who was smeared with blush, blue jacket and red skirt, and a thick pigtail on his head.
Ruan Qing is not good-looking, such a man pretending to be a 'woman' is even more ugly, and a rare 'woman' in the world who can't bear to look at it at a glance has appeared.
"I said Xiao Jiu and Lou Yue, what do you mean by letting your uncle pretend to be a groom, your uncle is richer than you, it's okay to be a groom, what does it mean to dress Ruan Qing as your uncle's 'daughter', if your uncle's 'daughter' looks so ugly, my uncle will commit suicide by jumping into the river!"
Emperor Yu City kept complaining.
"Since you were careless and let Ruan Qing take advantage of the loophole to steal the Eight Array Flags, you should be responsible, so the matter of guarding Ruan Qing will be 'handed over' to you."
The carriage rushed to the bottom of a restaurant, which was at a busy intersection, and people came and went.
Di Jiuchen glanced at the plaque on the restaurant, "Golden Wing Restaurant".
"It's been a long time, let's go in and eat before we go back to the palace." After speaking, He Jiang Louyue walked in first.
Diyu City parked the carriage, and the shopkeeper saw that the person who came was a rich and noble person, so he hurriedly greeted him and prepared to help Ruan Qing in the carriage get out of the carriage.
As a result, when he looked inside the car, the frightened Xiao Er took three steps back and muttered to himself: "My good man, I'm not mistaken, there is such an ugly 'girl' in the world." ”
There was a snap, and Di Yucheng 'whipped' in his hand.
"I said, how do you talk, do you think my girl's 'girl' is ugly?" Emperor Yucheng had a very serious attitude and acted decently.
"No, no, no." Xiao Er didn't admit it, but muttered in his heart, such an ugly 'woman', the whole Daqian can't find a second one.
Di Jiuchen saw that Uncle Seventeen hadn't come in for so long, and thought something was wrong, but when he came out, he found that Di Yu City was 'tricking' Ruan Qing.
Emperor Jiuchen 'touched' his mustache and said: "Yucheng Guanjia, you and I are also a little old, there is no merit and hard work, the man should marry the 'woman', and your 'daughter' is not small, it's time to find a man for her, this little second is good, I'll talk to the shopkeeper and set a marriage." ”
Xiao Er was panicked when he heard this: "Guest officer, don't joke, your coachman's 'girl' is so beautiful, I really don't deserve Xiao Er." ”
Di Jiuchen took out a bag of gold coins: "Xiao Er, as long as you nod and agree to this marriage, all the gold coins are yours." ”
Xiao Er looked at the gold coin, and his saliva was about to flow out, and he couldn't make so much money as a junior for most of his life.
couldn't help but look at Ruan Qing in the car, but this time, he confessed again, and said with a painful "look" on his face: "Forget it, you should eat." ”
It's not that I don't want money, it's really that the 'woman' in the car is ugly and loses her life at a glance!
Di Jiuchen thought for a while and said: "If it weren't for Xiao Er, you would 'touch' the coachman's 'daughter' from top to bottom, and this bag of gold coins would belong to you." ”
This time, the shopkeeper was completely moved, and he could have money that he couldn't earn in a lifetime by 'touching', even if he had a fold life, why not!
Xiao Er took a deep breath and asked Emperor Jiuchen confirmatively: "Is it really me who 'touched' the 'female' person in the car from head to toe and you gave me that bag of money?" ”
"Do what you say, never go back, there are so many people here, they can all testify." Di Jiuchen looked around, and many people were already attracted by what was happening here.
However, the reaction of the onlookers was unexpectedly unanimous and amazed.
"Oh my mother, the 'woman' in the car is ugly!"
"Yes, compared to her, my old woman is really beautiful."
Even a young man fainted on the side of the road just because he looked twice in the car.
The shopkeeper was very brave enough to climb into the carriage in full view of everyone and 'touched' Ruan Qing from top to bottom.
Ruan Qinghe had been insulted like this, and in front of so many people, his whole heart was about to collapse, and it didn't matter if he was a 'woman', it turned out to be a man who was 'touching' his 'hairy' hands and feet, up and down.
After the shopkeeper finished 'touching', he took the money bag handed to him by Di Jiuchen with a bitter face and said: "This 'woman' is just ugly, and her 'breasts' are still so flat." ”
At this time, Di Yucheng came over and sighed, shook his head and said: "My 'girl' is uncomfortable if she is not 'touched' by a man for a day, foaming at the mouth and rolling up and down. ”
The speed of Emperor Yu City's upper road was not ordinarily fast, and it cooperated with Emperor Jiuchen.
"Okay, as long as the men who are willing to 'touch' the 'daughters' of the Yucheng management family today, each of them will be rewarded with 10,000 gold coins, but remember, the 'touch' from head to toe must not be leaked anywhere, and after the 'touch' is finished, go to the restaurant to find me to receive money."
After saying that, Di Jiuchen and Di Yucheng went into the restaurant to eat, and the people outside heard the 'touch' circle and gave 10,000 gold coins, and they swarmed into the car.
Jiang Louyue saw that Di Jiuchen and Di Yucheng had been tossing for so long before coming in and asked, "What are you two going to do, the food is going to be cold." ”
Emperor Jiuchen said with a smile: "It is estimated that when we finish eating, then Ruan Qing should be willing to 'hand' over the Eight Array Banners." ”
Di Yu Cheng shook his head: "This is not necessarily, maybe Ruan Qing is enjoying it very much." ”
Suddenly remembering something, Di Yucheng stood up and said, "It's bad, Uncle forgot that he can't be ten steps away from him in his hand, otherwise the love centipede will attack." ”
The three of them hurriedly walked out of the restaurant, and Jiang Louyue couldn't help but be stunned when she saw the appearance of the carriage.
The original brand-new carriage was already in tatters at this time, the carriage shed was nowhere to be found, Ruan Qing was sitting in the carriage, his clothes were torn, and all kinds of black 'colored' handprints were on his originally fair skin, and even his face was 'touched' black.
His eyes were blank, his tears had dried up, and he kept muttering: "I said, I said, I said everything, don't 'touch' me anymore." ”
"Where's the Eight Array Banners?"
Poor people must have something to hate, this Ruan Qing is completely to blame, so Emperor Jiuchen has no pity for him.
"It's hidden in the scabbard that hangs on the wall of my room."
"Senior sister, you and Uncle Seventeen are staring at him here, and I'll go back and get the Eight Array Flags." Emperor Jiuchen was afraid that Ruan Qing would cheat, so the soldiers divided into two ways and went back to get it themselves, and the junior sister was responsible for watching Ruan Qing.
After speaking, Di Jiuchen left.
Emperor Yucheng walked to Ruan Qing's side in the car, patted Ruan Qing's head and said, "Hey, it's okay to 'hand' over the generation early, and you won't suffer from this suffering." ”