Chapter 4: Encountering the "Four"
Chapter 4: Encountering the "Four"
College life is all about pleasant days.
Some people say that university is like Mr. Lu Xun's four books: the freshman year is "Hesitation", the sophomore year is "The Scream", the third year is "Sadness", and the senior year is "Morning Flowers and Sunset".
Some people also say: If you don't study in your freshman year, you will study in SB, and you will only study in your sophomore year.
I didn't study SB in my junior year, and I didn't study in my senior year.
When I was a freshman, I said that I wanted to go to graduate school, and in my sophomore year, I tried to get a scholarship.
It would be nice to be able to score 60 points in my junior year, and to graduate in my senior year.
In Wu Chen's view, these are all extreme statements, or reflections on living a relatively failed life. Wu Chen's first day in college can actually be summed up: college is beautiful, and beauties are everywhere, but they lack a pair of "fiery eyes" to discover beauty.
Just like no matter how fierce the head teacher is, now the charm still exists, then she must have been very charming when she was young! No matter how nymphomaniac Sister Feng is, she also has a pair of old-fashioned hot intestines and rare humor cells! No matter how advanced the university class, there is still a class flower.
Wu Chen's fiery eyes scanned for a while, and he still found that the embryos of the beauties in this class still existed.
Although beauty is a rare animal, as long as you pay attention to the central character around a large number of boys, it is generally a beautiful woman.
There is a saying: The eyes of the masses are bright!
It's just that countless heroes of their true "color" have said: "There is no grass at the end of the world, my girlfriend is not looking for it in this class, and there are not many beauties in this class, not to mention that the quality is not good!" ”
It's just that most of the people who say this can't be found in this class!
For Wu Chen, none of this matters.
The key is to quickly find the clues you want, as well as the beautiful interpols and international policewomen you want to see! That's the way to go!
The study of the university really depends on self-consciousness, this morning there are only two classes of "Material Processing and Molding Technology", when the lecturer left the podium, Wu Chen packed his bags and prepared to go to the "famous" 108 dormitory.
It's just that, inadvertently, Wu Chen seemed to see an unfriendly look coming from the place where the four were sitting just now.
If the eyes can kill, it is estimated that Wu Chen at this time has been killed all over his body and is unrecognizable.
Wu Chen had a smile on the corner of his mouth, completely ignoring the gaze of others. Humming a song, he continued to run towards the 108 bedroom with great ease.
108, a good number, when Wu Chen sang KTV in the past, he often saw a 108, 208 and other eights on the door, all of which were good!
It's just that it seems that the four cheap guests who live in the 108 bedroom still don't welcome others to stay.
The Buddha blocks and kills the Buddha, the god blocks the slaughter of the god, and the person blocks and stuns with a palm!
After all, this is a famous university, no matter how bold Wu Chen is, he doesn't dare to kill, except for the occasional bubble girl with flowery intestines, Wu Chen is relatively kind.
The doors of the 108 dormitories in the three student apartments were already open at this time, and it seemed that there were people surging in the corridor next door and the back window, as if a good show was going to be staged at any time.
Wu Chen carried his bags, walked into the bedroom, looked around, and asked, "Which one is the boss Wang Chi?" ”
Wu Chen's voice is extremely loud, first to win the opponent, you must take the first voice, suppress the opponent in momentum, you must suppress it fiercely!
"Haha! This new classmate, I am Wang Chi! What's the matter? Could it be that you have taken a fancy to a few of our buddies who are handsome and want to have a love with a broken arm mountain? Isn't it, same ...... Will! Wang Chi deliberately dragged the last two words to the elders, causing the onlookers to laugh.
"The four are really cheap! Is it really as Sister Feng said, the four are cheap mouths, hands, feet, and hearts?" Wu Chen thought in his heart, but he actually praised the other party: "Oh! Wang Chi is it? The golden scales are by no means a thing in the pool, and they will turn into dragons when they encounter wind and clouds! Good name! ”
The four people on the other side in the dormitory were suddenly in a daze, what kind of tactic is this, could it be that this person took the initiative to soften? Hehe, even if you take the initiative to soften, you have to make you unable to eat, so you can walk around.
But this is definitely not the style called Wu Chen? Since he provoked the four of them through a note, isn't it soft material?
The four suddenly felt a little confused.
While the four of them were guessing, Wu Chen continued to speak, putting all his bags, boxes and other items on a bed as he spoke, and then smiled: "It's just that I think this sentence should be like this: the golden scales are definitely not things in the pool, and they will become worms when they meet Wu Chen!" Hahaha! ……”
"You!" The lady can bear it, the lady can't bear it, the lady can bear the four! When Wang He, Wang Wang, and Wang Le, who were behind Wang Chi, were about to rush up to "do a big job", Wang Chi stretched out his hand and blocked the three of them.
"Boss!" Seeing that the boss, who is usually brave and good at fighting, is so able to endure it today, the three of them are a little anxious.
"Hehe, I heard that your name is Wu Chen, and you are still in the red dust and not stained with dust, I thought that you were a fairy who did not eat fireworks in the world, why, you actually fell in love with our bedroom today?" Wang Chi is indeed not a simple character, he still wants to win Wu Chen on his lips first, and it is not too late to start.
It is not often said in the books of war that it is better to be truly convinced not only by force, but also to completely conquer him spiritually, defeat him, ravage him, and destroy him!
It's just that when Wang Chi thinks like this, Wu Chen's thoughts are the same.
"Don't worry! Even if I had a penchant for pig's horns on a broken arm, I wouldn't pick on a few of you! Average-looking, short-tempered, cheap hands, feet, mouth, and heart! Send you two words, and take your time to share the experience, that is: slut! "Wu Chen's mouth has been specially cultivated.
"Don't scream, we are the Four Musketeers on the rivers and lakes! The sword is angry! Because we are full of murderous and sword energy, we are called the Four Musketeers! Wang He retorted.
"That's fine! From today onwards, wouldn't it be more veritable for the four of you to become four? I heard that the four of you even dare to bully your classmates, you are not cheap, who is more appropriate to give the word slut? Is there anyone cheaper than the four of you? Return the rivers and lakes, I know, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, but you say it ugly, in the eyes of this young master, you are not even human! At most, it's a slut! ”
"Hahaha!" Wang Chi saw that he couldn't please him, and knew that he would encounter hard stubble today, and he couldn't fight it. There are four people on his side, and even a young man dares to laugh at himself, and if he doesn't come out with some skills, it seems that he can't control the scene! Oh, no, I can't stop the dormitory!
"Inside, please!" Wang Chi pointed to the living room behind him, thinking to himself, the four of them really want to make a move, or the living room inside is more spacious, less bumps, and more beneficial to his own people!
"Good! How did you decide to get here? Is it a heads-up or a group fight!? Wu Chen looked fearless, and then strode towards the living room!
"Hehe, since you call us four sluts, you are the one who singles out the four of us! Group beating, it's just the four of us beating you! Same anyway! But don't worry, we promise not to beat you to death, didn't you just buy insurance? Don't worry, it's okay, it's just a few days at most! ”