Chapter 0061: Farce in the Toilet

Wang Shiyun looked at this scene, she was also a little stunned, and she didn't know what was wrong with this brother, since she was so loyal to this Ye Tian, Khan, she couldn't see anything special about this Ye Tian? And the strength is still mediocre. [774] [buy].

Huang Shiyun thought about it and deliberately took a look at Ye Tian's strength, but she was surprised, it was still level 2 a few days ago, how could it be level 3 now. The speed of this upgrade is not as fast as usual, so I started to be a little curious.

During the meal, Huang Shiyun suddenly felt uncomfortable in her stomach, so she got up and went to the toilet. When he got to the toilet, he hurriedly took off his pants, because he knew that he had a period, and his underwear was already dirty, and she should have expected to come back in the next two days, but forgot to prepare toilet paper.

Looking at the paper towels in the toilet, she could only take some and clean them up. But these pants must not be worn like this, because they are wearing a purple miniskirt, and they must be clearly printed when they are put on. So after thinking about it before and after, I didn't know what to do, so I could only wait anxiously.

At this moment, Ye Tian was purring in his stomach just now, and he was anxious to urinate, so he quickly went to the toilet. When he came to the toilet door, he found that he was not locked, so he "swished" in. It turned out that because Huang Shiyun knew that her eldest aunt was coming, she couldn't take care of it a lot, and she forgot to close the door after entering.

"Gah?"

As soon as Ye Tian entered, before he could open his trouser chain, he found a person cleaning up with his naked body. A touch of spring light came into his eyes, he was stunned, Shiyun was also stunned, she never thought that she didn't close the door.

But after all, Huang Shiyun was a cultivator above the supreme level, and her reaction was extremely fast, and she came to her senses after a while, and hurriedly blocked the crotch with her hand.

"You, you, are you still watching?"

Huang Shiyun was so ashamed that she couldn't help it, but seeing that Ye Tian had been staring at her, she couldn't help but say.

"Huh?"

Ye Tian finally reacted, and instead of doing anything else, he turned around and closed the door. Because he was afraid that people outside would see the situation inside, Huang Shiyun misunderstood, "You, what do you want to do?" ”

As he spoke, the strength in his body burst out.

"Nima, two paragraphs?"

Seeing this strength, Ye Tian hurriedly explained: "Wife, uh, no, Shiyun, I didn't mean that just now, I was afraid that people outside would see you now, so I closed the door." Alright, I'll turn around now, and you can get dressed. ”

Saying that, Ye Tian really turned around, how dare he not turn around, he will provoke this chick, and he will be cleaned up with one move.

But after a long time, I still heard a sassy voice behind me, and suddenly a voice came, "That, Ye Tian, I....I'm here for that?" I can't wear pants now, can you help me buy that....hygiene...."

"Huh? Which one? Ye Tian was also stunned, and suddenly heard Shiyun say this, and he couldn't remember.

"That's it? I got it... It's time for a period. Shiyun was about to cry.

"Uh, menstruation?? What's the stuff? ”

Ye Tian is from the countryside, and not everyone is proficient in this kind of synonym of modern people, you see, he doesn't know what this means.

Huang Shiyun is so angry, do you say that you are pretending not to understand or really not understanding, or are you brain-dead? Otherwise, it's aliens. But he still calmed down and said, "That's it, that's it, come to the eldest aunt?" You hurry up and help me buy toilet paper. ”

"Gah? The great aunt is also here, I'll go! Didn't that Huang Tao say that he only brought a sister and a buddy, even the eldest aunt brought it too ruthlessly. ”

When Ye Tian was thinking wildly, he suddenly felt that something was wrong, "Aunt is here, why did you ask me to buy toilet paper?" Yes?? Could it be....?"

At this time, in order to confirm his thoughts, he looked back, but unfortunately Huang Shiyun also raised her head, looking at each other, her already pink face was beating with incomparable tenderness.

Suddenly, Huang Shiyun said, "Still watching?" ”

So she glared at Ye Tian, Ye Tian smiled bitterly and said, "Okay, I'll buy it for you, you wait for me for a while." ”

After saying that, he opened the door and looked out of the door like a thief. Of course, if you want to probe and be seen by others, then it will be a big misunderstanding and you can't say it clearly.

Ye Tian saw that there was no one, so he went out, and then told Ruting that he was going out to answer a call, so he quickly went to find the supermarket.

Ye Tian went to the supermarket alone for the first time at this time, but this time the task was very important, since he was helping a woman buy that thing, he felt hot when he thought about it.

He entered the mall, cut directly to the theme, and came to a special price area for women's sanitary napkins. But instead of going straight to buy it, he walked around and only then pretended to pass from there.

Ye Tian finally walked over and saw all kinds of sanitary napkins around, and he was a little dizzy. Of course, he didn't know which one was better, so it depended on which one was more expensive.

Just when he thought he had done it seamlessly, an aunt suddenly shouted, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Ahh

Ye Tiangang wanted to say, I'm here to buy this. But suddenly I thought I was a man, and I was embarrassed to speak, and said, "I thought these were napkins, so I came over to take a look, but it doesn't seem to be, ha." ”

Ye Tian turned around and left, and the aunt smiled and said, "You silly boy, the things that women used at that time, napkins were over there." ”

As he spoke, he pointed in the other direction, Ye Tian had to deliberately go over there in order not to reveal his purpose, and he kept looking at this and that, pretending to be selecting.

After a while, the aunt walked away, and when he saw that the time had come, he immediately went over, grabbed a one called "Jieling", and stuffed it into his pocket. Then I went down to the first floor and bought two biscuits to use as targets, and hurried to the cash register.

"A total of 7 pieces of 8."

The cashier reported the data, and then Ye Tian didn't think much about paying the money directly, and was about to leave, but just after passing the security door, the door called the police, and Ye Tian thought that the door was broken? I didn't pay much attention to it, and just continued walking.

"Stop!"

Ye Tian turned around and saw a security guard chasing after him with an electric baton. Ye Tian was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked, "What's wrong?" ”

"What's wrong?! You must have something on you that you didn't pay, that is, what you stole from, call it out quickly, the door is called to the police, and you are still so calm. The security guard said fiercely.

"Gah? Stuff? ”

At this time, Ye Tian remembered something, "It's a bad dish." So he put his hand in his pocket, and sure enough, he forgot to take out the sanitary napkin he had just bought.

Ye Tian was very embarrassed, and suddenly a sentence came from behind him, "Brother Ye Tian, what are you doing?" ”

It was Xiao Yan who spoke, Xiao Yan was sent by Ruting, and when she saw Ye Tian, she didn't go back to eat, so she was a little worried and suggested that Xiao Yan go and have a look. I just saw Ye Tian's scene, and I thought that Ye Tiange took something and didn't give money? So I decided to help him.

I saw Chen Xiaoyan come over and hug Ye Tian and say, "Honey, what are you doing?" ”

As she spoke, her hand reached into Ye Tian's pocket, and then put it under the hem of her skirt. At this time, the security guard couldn't care about the lover's intimacy to be routine, so he went over directly and said, "Boy, you better search my body, I did call the police just now, if not, it may be that the door is broken." ”

As he spoke, he searched Ye Tian's body, found nothing, and then apologized embarrassedly and left.

After the security guard left, Ye Tian looked at Xiaoyan gratefully, but the next moment, he heard, "Wow, Brother Ye Tian, you are too powerful, since you still love this?" ”

Ye Tian was speechless, but it was not easy to explain, so he could only say, "This, this I plan to buy for Sister Ruting, you know, personal bodyguards, you have to be considerate, in case she suddenly comes to that one day, I am so guarded." Ye Tian broke a lot of things, but he didn't expect Xiao Yan to believe it.

"Brother Ye Tian, you are so considerate, I must tell Sister Ruting about this." She said with great emotion.

"Huh?"

Ye Tian was stunned, but his eyes rolled and he reacted, "This Xiaoyan, I want to give him a surprise, yes, it's a surprise." So you don't tell her. ”

"Surprise? Okay, well, Sister Ruting just likes surprises. After saying that, he jumped and walked back, "Two tigers ran fast and fast, one without eyes and the other without ......"

She hummed a song and walked in front of Ye Tian, who was speechless after her.

Ye Tian suddenly remembered that Huang Shiyun was still waiting in the toilet, so he sped up and came to the restaurant after a while. Ye Tian touched the sanitary napkin in his pocket, then walked to the door of the toilet with satisfaction and knocked on the door softly.

But he didn't see Shiyun come to open the door for a long time, so he leaned against the door and called softly, "Shiyun is me, I'll bring something, you open the door quickly." ”

But after a while, there was still no movement, Ye Tian pushed the door, and made sure that the door was closed, and there was someone inside? So he raised his voice, "Shiyun, I'll help you clean up ......." At this moment, the door creaked open, but the scene that appeared in front of Ye Tian's eyes made him dumbfounded.

"Gah?"

Ye Tian looked at Ruting who opened the door, her face was like fire, and she knew that she was making a big fool, but immediately pretended to be calm and said, "It turns out that Ruting is in there, I thought it was that poetry, and then I was in a hurry, haha, that urgency, too urgent." ”

"Well, I told me all about that Shiyun, and she said you went to buy that one for him, but I brought a spare, so I gave it to her first." Ruting also blushed and said, after all, she was talking to a big boy, which was weird and awkward.

Ye Tian had no choice but to follow Ruting back to his seat, and then he saw Xiao Yan covering her mouth and laughing. It turned out that Xiao Yan was called out by Ruting to find Ye Tian, but it was not because she was afraid that he would get lost, but because she was afraid that he would be embarrassed to buy this as a big man, and let her assist Ye Tian to come back quickly, anyway, everything was done, and it didn't matter if she bought it or not.

But this little weird deliberately played with the whole person, and didn't tell Ye Tian the truth.

When everyone returned to their seats, they had almost eaten, so they chatted for a while, and everyone began to leave the hotel. Everyone got into Ye Tian's car together, anyway, it was a Bentley, and it was also magnificent.

"Where are we going now? Straight back to school? After Ye Tian left the garage, he didn't know where he was going to go.

Huang Shiyun spoke up at this time, "Let's go to school first, I also want to see how my eldest brother's school is, and I will also come to college in two years." ”

"Okay then."

Ye Tian could only agree, because he hadn't fully recovered from the scene just now, and this chick was also full of concentration, and now it was as if nothing had happened, Ye Tian secretly admired.

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