Two hammer funny show some time ago on the bus, I saw a girl next to me wearing a beggar's suit, which white flower's knees leaked outside, as an obsessive-compulsive disorder, I really can't help but twist up the edge of the hole, ready to cover, I am really kind, I don't want this girl to have arthritis, who knows that this girl has a look that I have long known, look at me for a full minute and then yell: "You hammer, touch it, why do you still pick the old lady's hole?" "When I met such a female man, I got off the bus ahead of schedule with a red face before I arrived at the station!

The other day I went to play at a friend's place and he invited me to show his colleague palmistry! I watched there for a while, and casually talked about it, but I was actually learned by a girl inside, and she was a second person who specializes in seeing if people are cheating!

My friend is either getting married, or the child is waiting to be born, she doesn't care, just a little bit of signs, just say that people will cheat!

That summer, I was alone at home, and suddenly there was a sound of changing watermelons on the side of the street, I was lazy and greedy, and I couldn't stand the cool shouting in the hot summer, so I casually carried more than a dozen catties of wheat to exchange for watermelons, and they all weighed watermelons and wheat at that time, but when the watermelon seller was about to pour the wheat grains I mentioned into his public bag, his face was wrong: "Brother, look at your wheat, there are stones and kola in it!" ”

"You pick and choose, is there any wheat in it?" At that time, I was stunned by the sentence that changed watermelon!

I took the watermelon and left!

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