Thirty. Boudoir Love Stories Super Creature Master
Lu Yang and Fang Lan warmed up in the boudoir for a while, Fang Lanqiao's face was slightly red, leaning on Lu Yang's chest, unconsciously drawing circles on it, and asked softly, "Lu Yang, how long are you going to stay when you come back this time?" ”
"As of today, I have five days of vacation left!" Lu Yang wrapped his arms around Fang Lan's small waist and smiled.
"Then you came back yesterday, why didn't you call me?" Fang Lan pouted and complained in a non-angry tone.
"Originally, I didn't plan to come back, but something happened at home, and I had to come back to deal with it!" Lu Yang explained.
"Something happened at home? What's the matter? Fang Lan straightened up and asked urgently.
"It's okay, it's settled!" Lu Yang didn't plan to tell Fang Lan, although he knew that if he told Fang Lan, the matter of the third uncle would be easily solved, as long as her father said a word, where would the people in front of him dare to make things difficult in every way, but Lu Yang didn't think about relying on the relationship of outsiders, and he was now in Fang Lan's parents' inspection period, if he asked too much, it would inevitably lower their impression of himself.
"No, tell me quickly, what do you treat me as you?" Fang Lan shook her head firmly and continued to ask.
"Of course I think of you as my girlfriend, my daughter-in-law!" Lu Yang didn't think about it, and blurted out directly reflexively.
After hearing Lu Yang say that she was his daughter-in-law, Fang Lanqiao's face turned red, her heart was inexplicably sweet, and she said angrily: "Isn't that it?" Say it! ”
"This ...... Okay, here's the thing...... "Lu Yang couldn't resist Fang Lan, so he had to tell the matter roughly, Fang Lan's face turned blue and purple for a while, and she looked indignant, and her changeable expression made Lu Yang secretly amused. нéiУāпGê
After Fang Lan heard the ins and outs of the whole matter, she was so angry that she pinched Lu Yang's shoulder, "Lu Yang, something so big, why didn't you come to me?" I also caused two uncles to be hospitalized, I don't think you think you think I was your girlfriend at all! After speaking, Fang Lan's eyes couldn't help but turn red, and she looked like she wanted to cry, which provoked Lu Yang to appease him again and again, and kept apologizing!
"I hate you to death, you wait for me, I'll go and tell my dad and let him take care of this!" Fang Lan glanced at Lu Yang, stood up and was about to walk out the door, but was quickly stopped by Lu Yang's eyes.
"Lan Lan, don't bother Uncle Fang, I've already solved this matter!" Lu Yang shook his head at Fang Lan.
"No, those corrupt officials won't have a long memory if they don't punish them severely!" Fang Lan didn't listen to Lu Yang's words, and was still stubborn.
"Lan Lan, if you still treat me as your man, just stay honest with me, have you forgotten the promise I made in front of your parents some time ago? Doesn't it clear that I'm incompetent? Then how can I still be with you openly? Lu Yang's expression was serious, Fang Lan's steps forwarded paused, and he had to lie back in Lu Yang's arms stupidly.
"Okay, tomorrow I'm going to Yancheng County with you to see the two uncles!" Fang Lan retreated and asked for the second, Dao.
"Okay!" Lu Yang responded casually, and in a second, he thought that there were still two rumored girlfriends Wen Li and Liu Ya in the ward at this moment, his expression was nervous, and he stammered, "Still... It's still not necessary, my dad and the third uncle are fine, and it is estimated that they will be discharged from the hospital tomorrow! ”
"No, I have to visit them, it's a matter of etiquette, and Uncle Lu treats me well, Xiaowen and I are also very close!" Fang Lan did not give in at all on this issue, Lu Yang had no choice but to rely on her, so he had to think of another excuse to spend Wen Li and Liu Ya.
Lu Yang looked at the late night outside the window, looked at Fang Lan, and said with a wicked smile: "Lady, it's late at night, let's go to bed!" ”
"You... You..."Fang Lan saw the corners of Lu Yang's mouth raise an evil arc, her heart was like a deer crashing, burying her head, and said nervously, "Don't mess around, otherwise, you better go home and sleep!" ”
"Really? It's so late, and you can't bear to let me go home alone? Lu Yang made a pitiful look, Fang Lan knew that he did it on purpose, but when she came, she couldn't say a word of refusal.
"It's... This... Okay, then you'll stay here tonight, but only this once, not an example! Fang Lanqiao's face was already as red as the sky was full of red clouds, she lowered her head, her voice was like a mosquito and a fly, and then she opened a little distance from Lu Yang a little, took a bear rag doll next to the bed and put it between the two of them and said, "This is the 38th line, when you sleep at night, you are not allowed to cross this line, otherwise I... I'll ......" After speaking, Fang Lan raised her small fist and demonstrated in front of Lu Yang's eyes, looking threatening.
"Haha, you're... What are you going to do? Lu Yang kissed Fang Lan fiercely on the face, "We haven't done anything except the last thing, what else haven't we done, aren't you trying to cover it up?" ”
Fang Lan was ashamed, "Lu Yang, you... You're necrotic!! ”
"Lady, come on, give you wide clothes for your husband!" Lu Yang stretched out his salty pig hand and was about to take off Fang Lan's pajamas, so frightened that the latter hurriedly clenched his chest and looked at Lu Yang with a wary face, "Hey, don't move your hands and feet, I sleep in pajamas, why do you want to take off my clothes, if you want to take off, take off your own!" As soon as the words fell, Fang Lan realized what she had said, but it was too late to regret it.
Sure enough, what Lu Yang was waiting for was Fang Lan's words, and he smiled evilly, "Hey, Lan Lan, this is what you said?" Without waiting for Fang Lan to stop her, Lu Yang took off her clothes, leaving only a camouflage panties on her body, seeing Lu Yang's bronzed skin and well-defined muscles, Fang Lan's heart beat faster, and then seeing Lu Yang's bulging mountain bag, she was so frightened that she didn't dare to look at it anymore, and hid her whole body in the quilt, not daring to look at it again.
Lu Yang's heart was very happy, and he quickly lifted the quilt and got in, hugging Fang Lan's soft body from behind, the latter felt Lu Yang's thick man's snort, kept exhaling in his ear, and the heat on his buttocks, Fang Lan's heartbeat intensified again, his apricot eyes were blurred, and he was about to lose himself, a pair of big hands quietly drilled into the hem of Fang Lan's pajamas, and climbed firmly to the pair of towers, causing Fang Lan to exclaim, "Lu... Lu Yang, no... No! ”
Lu Yang is very honest, the promise he made just now, he won't forget it so quickly, he knows what it means to stop in moderation, he has gone too far, and he can only be uncomfortable at that time, in order to relieve the tension in Fang Lan's heart, Lu Yang suddenly remembered a funny joke, "Lan Lan, can I tell you a joke?" ”
"Hmm... You... You said! Fang Lan's mind was all on Lu Yang's two-color hand, and after seeing that Lu Yang was placed there, there was no further movement, and the hanging heart was slightly released.
Lu Yang thought for a while and said, "The man wants to divorce his wife, but he is afraid of hurting his three-year-old daughter. So he coaxed his daughter and said, 'Mom is old and not beautiful, will you change your mother?' The daughter thought for a moment and said, 'No! Your mom is so old, why don't you change your mom! ’”
"Puff...... Fang Lan smiled, then glared at Lu Yang fiercely, "Shouldn't you learn from this man in the future?" Later, when I give birth to you, you will replace me? ”
Lu Yang was stunned, he regretted that he just wanted to slap himself, his brain was caught by the door, how could he think of saying this, reasoning with a woman, it was unreasonable, and he still argued in his mouth: "How can it?" I'm not that scumbag, no matter how old you are in the future, I won't abandon you! Really, trust me! ”
"Let me tell you another joke, on the wedding night, the groom put his hand between the bride's legs and asked, what is this? The bride replied: Party. The groom said, "I want to join the party, but no." The bride said: I understand your urgent desire to join the party, but you need to meet the following conditions: First, as long as you have a strong mind, the party's door will be open for you at any time. Second, the purpose of the party is: the party commands the gun! Third, if you join my party, you can't join other parties; Fourth, they must be absolutely loyal to the party and defend the purity of the party to the death; Fifth, it is not allowed to be full of enthusiasm before joining the party, and languishing after joining the party; Sixth, it is necessary to keep pace with the times, boldly innovate, and promote intra-party harmony from all angles; Seventh, the party dues must be paid on time and in full every month; Eighth, we must move forward bravely, not afraid of sacrifice, willing to shed the last drop of blood for the party, and never betray the party! Can you do the above eight requirements of party spirit? The groom excitedly said, I can! Do whatever the party tells you to do, and always obey the party's call! "The bride said: Then you should take the oath to join the party now!"
Fang Lan covered her small mouth, her smile trembled, and she glanced back at Lu Yang charmingly, "What have you learned in the army?" Full of crooked thoughts! Where did you learn this? When I was in school before, I couldn't beat a fart with three sticks, but now you're a scoundrel! ”
"Hehe, no way, a few of my comrades-in-arms in the recruit company often put these meat jokes on me every night when they are resting and going to bed, I don't want to listen to them, and I can't stop them!" Lu Yang smiled and successfully diverted Fang Lan's attention.
"Hmph, it's not a good thing! I warn you, dare to mess with me outside in the future, and see how I clean you up! Fang Lan looked at Lu Yang viciously, and her little hand suddenly pinched Lu Yang's body, and the latter trembled, looking at Fang Lan with a frightened face, my mother! I didn't expect my goddess to have violent tendencies?
"Giggle......" Fang Lan saw Lu Yang's frightened expression, and raised her hand proudly, "If you dare to betray me, this is your field!" ”
"My aunt, give me ten dares, I don't dare!" Lu Yang smiled bitterly, but he was worried in his heart, the goddess's jealousy was so great, what should Chen Li do? There is also the alternate Wen Li, Liu Ya will not talk about it for the time being, it has not reached that level! Do you really have to confess? In this way, Lu Yang may lose Fang Lan, thinking of this serious consequence, Lu Yang was afraid, he didn't dare to bet, so he had to take his time!