In fact, this can't blame Lin Xiangnan, Lin Xiangnan has never seen a reed since he was a child, mainly because there are no conditions, first, Lin Xiangnan has never gone to college, most people watch reeds, either after going to college, or after entering society. Second, the home environment does not allow it, even if Lin Xiangnan has a film, do you dare to sneak it at home? This has to be caught by Lin Sanpin, and he must not be beaten to death by a random stick?

Therefore, for Lin Xiangnan, who has never seen the reeds and is still a chick, just stayed in the hotel, as soon as he turned on the TV and flipped through two channels, he popped up a spicy and exciting film, and it was strange that Lin Xiangnan could look away!

Just when Xiao Pingtou decided to yell at this obscene agent No. 1, he told him, stupid, look at your current situation, why do you still have the heart to watch reeds?

But before he could roar, Lin Xiangnan first turned his head excitedly, then looked at Xiao Pingtou and the six bodyguards beside him, and said excitedly: "You guys find a place to sit by yourself, I have to say, your Oriental TV program is wonderful, I have watched TV in Huaxia for so many years, and there has never been a TV station that has broadcast such a wonderful program." You find a place to sit.,You're welcome.,Standing and watching how tired it is.,Sit down and watch together.,You said the male protagonist's posture.,It's too good.。 Oh, by the way, Xiao Pingtou, these people don't know Huaxia, you can help me translate. ”

“……”

If Xiao Pingtou just felt that Lin Xiangnan had no discipline, then at this moment, the feeling in his heart was like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping by.

Seeing that there were so many people on the other side, the fool understood that he was here to find trouble, but this agent number one even asked them to sit down and watch the reeds with him?

me!

What kind of logic is this?

Also, we don't have such a heavy taste, okay!

Wait, Xiao Pingtou was suddenly stunned, what did this Huaxia dog say just now, you Orientals?

Thinking of this, Xiao Pingtou's face changed sharply, the other party said this, and his posture was so relaxed and calm, obviously knowing that he was not Chinese, but Oriental. And I had long expected that they would come to the door, that is, the other party had already seen through him, but how did this guy see through him?

"What did he just say?" At this time, Toyotomi He Xiu also walked in and questioned Xiao Pingtou with a frown.

“……”

Xiao Pingtou was still irritable, when did Lin Xiangnan see through him, but at this time, Toyotomi He Xiu's question made Xiao Pingtou feel that the day was over, how could he translate?

Xiao Pingtou thought for a while, and then said very tactfully: "Your Excellency Toyotomi, he said, let's find a place to sit for a while, and wait for him to finish watching this film." ”

Toyotomi He Xiu couldn't help but be stunned, and immediately, he looked at Lin Xiangnan in surprise, he didn't expect that the taste of Huaxia No. 1 agent was so heavy.

"How many minutes are left in this film?" After a short period of surprise, Toyotomi He Xiu frowned slightly and asked Xiao Pingtou.

“……”

Xiao Pingtou instantly felt that this translation work could not be done!

Haven't you seen our Great Oriental reeds? The men and women are banging, and they can play for three or four hours without stopping, okay? How the hell do I know it's been a few minutes now?

Go ask Lin Xiangnan?

Xiao Pingtou felt that he couldn't afford to lose that person!

Xiao Pingtou thought for a while, and then said cautiously: "I guess there are still two or three hours." ”

Xiao Pingtou tried to say that the time was longer, in this case, Toyotomi He Xiu would be impatient, and after being impatient, Toyotomi He Xiu would make a move on Lin Xiangnan, so the next thing would not be his business.

"Yaga!" Sure enough, Toyotomi He Xiu was very angry and scolded angrily.

"Yo hey, little Oriental devil." Lin Xiangnan didn't do it anymore, and stood up, he felt that this Oriental devil was too unkind, such a wonderful film, kindly invited you to sit down and watch, if you don't appreciate it, forget it, and scold people.

Lin Xiangnan looked fierce and vicious, pointed at Toyotomi He Xiu and scolded: "I'm cǎo, you are an eight-generation ancestor, do you think I don't know that Yaga is scolding?" Who are you scolding? Can you be a little plain? You think you're ugly enough to squirt feces all over your mouth? ”

After speaking, Lin Xiangnan looked at Xiao Pingtou angrily and yelled: "You stupid person hurry up and translate my words to him word for word." ”

The head of Xiaoping looked at Lin Xiangnan dumbfounded, what did this have to do with him. But in an instant, Xiao Pingtou understood that this guy must have done it on purpose.

How does this make him translate?

If he really translated Lin Xiangnan's words word for word to Toyotomi He Xiu, and Toyotomi He Xiu was angry and slashed him with a knife, who did he go to reason?

Why not split the forest to the south?

People are the Chinese masters who crippled Ito Kikura, Toyotomi He Xiu is light, how can he use a knife to split the forest to the south?

The duel between the masters is all cautious.

Therefore, Toyotomi He Xiu will never be impulsive, just desperate with Lin Xiangnan, so who will you find out of this anger?

You can't only find Xiao Pingtou, who let the words be translated by you.

Of course, Xiao Pingtou understood this truth, so he gritted his teeth and glared at Lin Xiangnan, then looked at Toyotomi He Xiu, and said respectfully: "Your Excellency Toyotomi, he was a little angry and said that you scolded him, so he scolded you for being a bastard." ”

"Yaga." Toyotomi He Xiu glared at Lin Xiangnan angrily, scolded again, and then he looked at Xiao Pingtou and said coldly: "You sue him, the reason why I found him is to represent Yidaoliu and duel with him." ”

Xiao Pingtou looked at Lin Xiangnan coldly, and then translated Toyotomi He Xiu's words into Huaxia word for word.

"So you're all the same." Lin Xiangnan said with a smile: "At first, I thought you were sent by another organization. ”

"Which organization?" Xiao Pingtou asked urgently.

"Guess." Lin Xiangnan said with a smile.

“……”

At this moment, Xiao Pingtou really wanted to slap Lin Xiangnan to death.

Guess your sister!

In fact, Lin Xiangnan thought that Xiao Pingtou was sent by the Black Jiao Society, and before Lin Xiangnan came to the East, he guessed everything that might happen in advance. Lin Xiangnan went to the East, who wants to get rid of Lin Xiangnan the most, this answer is undoubtedly the Black Jiao Society.

It's just that Lin Xiangnan didn't expect that Yidaoliu would find him first, as for why Yidaoliu found him, Lin Xiangnan understood in his heart, because he had disabled Ito Kikura before.

"Actually, I have a doubt." Xiao Pingtou looked at Lin Xiangnan very unwillingly and asked, "Where did I expose the flaws?" ”

Xiao Pingtou completely forgot at this time that he should not be the protagonist, the real protagonist should be Toyotomi He Xiu and the Chinese man in front of him, so he should not snatch Toyotomi He Xiu's right to speak. But Xiao Pingtou is not reconciled, because he feels that there is no flaw in his performance, he has enough confidence in himself, and even he thinks that this agent number one is an idiot.

But now, Agent No. 1, who he thinks is an idiot, has actually seen through him a long time ago, which is tantamount to slapping Xiao Pingtou's face back.

"Because you're too enthusiastic." Lin Xiangnan said with a smile: "There is an old saying in China, the friendship of a gentleman is as light as water, and the friendship of a villain is sweet, you and I have never known each other, at most it can be regarded as a meeting in Pingshui, plus I know that my identity is special, the more enthusiastic you are to me, the more it will arouse my suspicion." Later, you took me to the suburbs, and I told you that I came to Tokyo to find someone. If you really want to help me, you should take me to a hotel in the city center to make it easier for me to find someone. Because the center of a city is the place with the most information. You must have had another purpose in bringing me to the suburbs. ”

"Now that you've seen through me." Xiao Pingtou gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "Why do you still want to stay here? ”

"Because I want to know who is trying to calculate me." Lin Xiangnan said with a smile.

"You're so daring." Xiao Pingtou sneered and said: "Aren't you afraid of people who want to calculate you, so strong that they can directly crush you?" ”

"Looking for someone as bad as you to set up, it can be seen that the person who wants to calculate me is not very strong." Lin Xiangnan also sneered and said, "So, why should I be afraid? ”

"You!" Lin Xiangnan's words undoubtedly drove Xiao Pingtou crazy.

But he couldn't argue with it, because from the beginning, he was recognized by Lin Xiangnan.

"Yaga, what the hell are you talking about?" Toyotomi He Xiu on the side, when he saw Lin Xiangnan and Xiao Pingtou crackling and communicating in Huaxia, he couldn't understand a word, and he immediately became angry and yelled at Xiao Pingtou.

Xiao Pingtou, who was originally mad by Lin Xiangnan, was stunned at first, and then he looked at Lin Xiangnan and showed a sneer.

"Huaxia dog, you will pay the price for your arrogance." Xiao Pingtou looked at Lin Xiangnan with a playful look in his eyes and said: "Because the one who is going to trouble you this time is Toyotomi He Xiu, a top master of the sword stream, much more powerful than Ito Kikura, I will watch you be killed by Toyotomi He Xiu from the sidelines." ”

After speaking, Xiao Pingtou made an extremely arrogant gesture to Lin Xiangnan to wipe his neck. Next, Xiao Pingtou was ready to provoke Toyotomi He Xiu and let Toyotomi He Xiu kill Lin Xiangnan, so as to wash away Lin Xiangnan's humiliation against him.

But Xiao Pingtou didn't know that one of his "Huaxia dogs" instantly made Lin Xiangnan's eyes extremely cold.

"Smack!"

said that it was too late, that time was fast, but I saw Lin Xiangnan's right hand shake quickly, and Xiao Pingtou was slapped firmly on the left side of his face. This slap was so hard that it directly pulled the little flat head in place and turned the top three times.

Xiao Pingtou was completely stunned, and after turning the top, he fell to the ground, and then saw that the entire left side of his face was red and swollen like a bun, and the entire corner of his left mouth was broken.

Xiaoping had a headache, and the corners of his eyes twitched uncontrollably.

Xiao Pingtou looked at Lin Xiangnan with blood-red eyes, and yelled with an extremely hideous expression: "You Huaxia dog, you dare to beat me?" ”

Xiao Pingtou never expected that Lin Xiangnan would suddenly make a move.

"Huh!"

This time, Lin Xiangnan's movements were faster!

Lin Xiangnan grabbed Xiao Pingtou's right ear, and then pulled Xiao Pingtou over violently.

"Ahh

The ear was pinched like this, the pain can be imagined, and Xiao Pingtou suddenly let out an extremely miserable scream.

But the screams were extremely short, because at the same time that Lin Xiangnan pulled Xiao Pingtou over, he raised his right foot and kicked Xiao Pingtou in the mouth with the heel of his leather shoe.

"Bang!"

The sound of the heel and the mouth of the small flat head, and the sound of hitting hard, was so muffled that it made the roots of the teeth pantothenic.

Xiao Ping had a headache, and he convulsed violently all over his body, and then fainted, at the same time, because Lin Xiangnan kicked very hard, and he grabbed Xiao Pingtou's ear, Xiao Pingtou's ear was directly torn apart, and the left side of his face was instantly blurred with flesh and blood.