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Even if Mo Feng didn't want to face to face with this strange existence on the way home, he still came, looking at the clearly visible fat trembling endlessly, as if even the air passing by was depressed, and there was no living space for them.
Although it is said that a manly man cannot be afraid of a woman, how can he not be afraid when facing such a woman.
This time, when Mo Feng was about a meter away from the woman, he hurriedly spoke.
"That lady, I'm here to admit my mistake." Mo Feng said with a smile.
"Is the old lady so old?" The women crossed their hands and said indignantly.
"Oh no, no, you're a big sister-level beauty, I really think you're the most beautiful and beautiful woman I've ever seen." Mo Feng simply became duplicitous, and didn't care whether he was punished or not, and began to talk nonsense, just hoping to make women happy and spare himself.
It is true that when the woman heard Mo Feng's praise, she unconsciously let go of her huge fist and gently touched her fat pig face with her fat palm, as if she wanted to be enchanting, but the sun ruthlessly reflected her beautiful antithesis.
Mo Feng saw a series of movements of the woman, and suddenly had an indescribable feeling, which he had never felt before, and unconsciously looked up at the not too clear sky, with enthusiastic tears in his eyes.
However, the woman only stopped for a moment, and then suddenly asked Mo Feng loudly, "Is what you said true?" I also know I'm pretty, but are you perfunctory to me? If you dare to perfunctory me, my fist will never spare you. ”
Hearing the woman's sudden angry words, Mo Feng couldn't help but feel a little pain, even though he was already drunk, he still said with a serious look on his face: "What I said is absolutely true, I heard that beautiful women are generally beautiful women with good intentions, I hope you will forgive me for my previous presumptuousness."
Mo Feng once again launched the praise mode, Mo Feng also believes that women like men to praise the beautiful the most, whether it is ugly or beautiful, it is the same.
Hearing Mo Feng's confirmation, the woman was not so angry, and even chatted with Mo Feng shoulder to shoulder, this scene was also very terrifying, Mo Feng was not as tall as the woman.
Liang Yu and the three of them, who were standing not far away, looked at Mo Feng and the woman who were already standing together, everyone felt in the clouds, and they didn't know what the situation was with Mo Feng and the woman.
The woman's man was standing in front of the bus, with two twin boys, helplessly looking at the two who were already smiling.
In the end, Mo Feng took Liang Yu to the bus, and the contradiction between the two sides was resolved, and when the automatic door of the bus closed, Mo Feng, who was sitting in the back, felt a solid feeling and muttered: "I hope nothing will happen again, and I can catch up for the Chinese New Year's Eve dinner." ”
At this time, Mo Yu was calling home, saying that he would definitely be able to go back in the evening.
Mo Feng and the four of them all sat in the back seat, Liang Yu was next to Mo Feng, and handed the pancakes that he had been holding for dozens of minutes to Mo Feng, and Mo Feng also ate them with Liang Yu.
Liang Yu ate the pancakes elegantly, watched Mo Feng gobble up, and said with concern: "Eat slowly, don't choke." ”
And Mo Feng looked at Liang Yu while eating, watching Liang Yu eat pancakes slowly, his mind was dizzy, Liang Yu turned into Ina for a while, eating pancakes beautifully and elegantly, Mo Feng only had such eyes, maybe he always thought that it was Ina who went home with him for the New Year this time, and Ina's voice and breath had occupied Mo Feng's subconscious.
However, due to the bump of the bus, the longing picture was shattered, and Liang Yu, who was full of doubts and had a strange look, Mo Feng said in a hurry: "You don't understand, don't you eat pancakes like you?" You have to eat it faster to get the taste of pancakes, you try. ”
After being stared at by Mo Feng's scorching gaze for a few seconds, Liang Yu felt unspeakably nervous, and when he heard Mo Feng's words, Liang Yu took advantage of this step and began to quickly eat the pancakes in his hand, and for a while the elegant lady became a gobbling woman.
Mo Feng couldn't help but laugh when he saw Liang Yu's appearance, and then turned his head to eat his pancakes, and at the same time thought silently in his heart: I don't know what she looks like eating pancakes? ”
Smiling is a little sentimental at the same time.
While Mo Feng was missing Ina, Ina was standing on the balcony at this time, and there was only one person in the huge house, and there were already firecrackers in the community, and the pairs were flying, with a joyful atmosphere, but Ina couldn't find the slightest joy or happiness on her face.
Looking at things in the distance, I don't know what you're thinking? Maybe thinking about the fluctuations of the winter wind, or maybe feeling that suddenly the world is quiet, there is no noise, no jokes, only diving into the Nile, holding the cold guardrail with both hands, gradually tightening, gradually exerting strength
At this moment, the mobile phone rang suddenly, and Ina slowly connected the phone.
"Nana, have you eaten at noon?"
"Eat."
"Then I'll go to you later, I'll still accompany you for the New Year, and I'll accompany you for my uncle."
"Yes." Ina faintly agreed, hung up the phone, and continued to look into the distance, as if looking for something?
The bus to Shijiazhuang is driving on the road, the people in the car are eating, playing with mobile phones, making calls, are doing things to kill time, just hoping to go home sooner, women sit in the front, simply occupy two seats, have made a shocking snoring, and the people around them are casting strange eyes.
Since it is a small county town, they all start to buy tickets after getting on the bus.
The conductor came to the back to prepare to sell tickets, and Liang Yu, who had already eaten the pancakes, was quickly ready to take the money, but suddenly found that his bag was opened, and when he looked closely, he found that all the cash he was holding was gone, and he immediately exclaimed: "Where did my money go?" ”
Liang Yu's exclamation attracted the eyes of Zhang Zi and Mo Feng, who were about to pay the money.
"What's going on?" Mo Feng hurriedly asked.
"The money is gone, it's obviously there, why is it gone?"
"How much?"
"There's a few thousand left."
"Hey, I guess it was taken away by pickpockets." Mo Feng sighed and said helplessly.
Mo Feng's words made Liang Yu fall into deep thought, and Mo Yu on the side was also thinking.
While the two were thinking, Mo Feng took the lead and gave the ticket money to the conductor.
"Haven't we been together all the time? How could you be touched by a pickpocket? Zhang Zi asked suspiciously.
"Well, when Zhang Zi and I left, what happened to you? Think about it and see how you lost it? Damn, thousands, these thieves, raised by bitches, also steal the money for the New Year. ”
Mo Feng said angrily.
"It's nothing, it's just a hit." Liang Yu thought for a while and said.
"That's right, this is how pickpockets steal money, just pay attention to it in the future." Mo Feng reminded.
"That bastard guy, don't let me meet, I'll kill him if I do." Mo Yu said with a look of anger on his face.
"Okay, think of something happy, today is unlucky enough, it's really embarrassing, catch up with Wang Baoqiang." Mo Feng said comfortingly.
"If you have money or not, go home for the New Year.
It turns out that I returned home with fine clothes."
Mo Feng remembered the movie he had watched, "People Are in Embarrassment", and sang a song to make everyone happy and not to be upset about losing money.
After Mo Feng sang the familiar song, everyone sang it in response to the situation, even if there were annoying things, but they all sang this warm and celebrated song, and for a while, the somewhat chaotic bus became warm and lively.
But this warm scene only stayed for a while, not even a song was sung, some of the dilapidated passenger cars suddenly stopped, and the people who were sitting on the car and were singing loudly all rushed forward by inertia, and some people who did not wear seat belts suffered and hit their heads on the back of the front seat, and the most embarrassed was the woman sitting in the front row, because she was not wearing a seat belt, she was shot out in an instant and smashed into the corridor, and the pain sounded immediately.
"What's wrong?"
The people who came back shouted suspiciously, of course, they all asked the driver who was driving.
Mo Feng, who was in the back seat without a seat belt, also shot out of the corridor, came to a celebration after scoring a goal on the green field, knelt on his knees, and said indignantly and wonderingly: "Is it out of the fire?" ”
At the same time as Mo Feng's words fell, the driver of the car said helplessly: "The car is turned off, I'll go down and see what's wrong?" Calm down. ”
As soon as these words came out, Mo Yu in the back immediately sighed helplessly: "Brother, you are really a crow's mouth, a crow's mouth."
Mo Feng also smiled helplessly, he didn't expect that he was really a crow's mouth, Mo Feng, who stood up, looked back at Zhang Zi, who was looking helpless at this time, Liang Yu and the others, smiled bitterly.
At this time, after the woman was helped up by the man, she scolded the driver who had just gotten out of the car: "You bastard, how did you drive, you almost fell to death and hurt to death, why are you so unlucky today." ”
At this time, the driver hurriedly began to check the fault, as if he was in a hurry to get out of the car to avoid the irascible woman like a dominatrix.
After the medium-sized bus was shaken slightly by the woman's yell, it fell into a noisy discussion, all of which complained about the quality of the car, and it was already afternoon, and it was likely that it would not be able to go back.
At this time, Mo Feng was also worried that the vehicle would not be repaired well in a short time and delay the time to go home, so after talking to Mo Yu and the three of them, he hurriedly got out of the car and asked the driver about the condition of the vehicle.
"How's it going, driver? Can it be fixed? Mo Feng asked hurriedly.
"I guess it's difficult." The driver shook his head helplessly.
"What then? If it can't be repaired, send us a car as soon as possible. A middle-aged man dressed in formal clothes said eagerly.
"Where are there cars at this time, I guess you have to figure it out yourself."
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