Tang Bohu's left hand and two fingers went straight into Tang's father's eyes, and his right foot kicked up and kicked Tang's father's crotch.

Father Tang's right hand was surrounded by a dagger, and he stabbed Tang Bohu in the back of the heart.

The two of them were separated at once, Tang Bohu was still in place, but Tang's father flew straight back, stumbled a few steps and finally stood unsteadily, sat on the ground with a butt, the dagger in his hand was also thrown aside, and the items in his arms fell to the ground scattered, and the dagger was still faintly glowing with blue light, which was obviously highly poisonous.

Tang Bohu's right foot kept kicking people, and he was still unsatisfied, so he smashed it and said, "Father, how can you have a knife in your hand?" ”

Tang's father's eyes were blue, his left hand covered his crotch, and a trace of blood appeared at the corner of his mouth, and said: "Actually, I am an artist, the recent financial crisis, the economic downturn, for my father often carve some flowers and plants moonlight treasure boxes and the like to subsidize the family, just waiting for you when you haven't finished carving, you came, I was excited, I forgot to put the knife away, this explanation is quite reasonable, right?" ”

Tang Bohu slowly retracted his legs and said, "I fully understand, it's very reasonable, but what is that round barrel, with bright colors and a bird feather, could it be that the legendary Peacock Feather, the overlord of the Hidden Weapon Realm?" And what's written on that bottle? What kind of wind is sad, oh, it's sad and crispy. Wow, there are a lot of good things, rainstorm pear flower nails, leopard fetus Yijin pills, and there are actually lost soul destroyers in the rivers and lakes Oh, hey, there is also a bottle, wow, this time it is developed, it is actually a limited edition of the strange and obscene Hehuansan, father, how do you explain these? ”

Father Tang foamed at the mouth, and when he heard the strange and lewd joy, his rare old face turned red, and he wanted to answer, but there was a burst of applause outside the venue.

"What a merry and talented Tang Bohu, strong in martial arts, courageous and knowledgeable, worthy of being the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, he has been admired for a long time." Before the words fell, a middle-aged scribe stood in the middle of the scene, dressed in brocade clothes, handsome, with peach blossoms in his eyes, he must have been a lustful lord when he was young, but his eyes were lustful and evil, and he had a more resentful look.

Tang Bohu took out the chicken wings from his arms, took a bite, and said: "Okay, you did everything possible to lead me here from Suzhou, what advice do you have, let's say it first, this son is a performer and not a person."

The middle-aged scribe looked resentful and said patiently: "In the west of Zhejiang, Tang Jieyuan is polite!" ”

"Oh, you also have the right surname, who is the first person in the past and present to vomit dozens of taels of blood from the pair in the Huatai Mansion?"

"That's my brother."

"Yes, yes is just a pastime and entertainment, Brother Piercing Intestine can vomit dozens of taels of blood, it is really unprecedented, could it be that you recruited me here, because Brother Piercing Intestine is not convinced, please come back to the field, I told you last time, there is no matter how big or small the competition is, in this case, please come out, right", Tang Bohu saluted with both hands, with a solemn expression.

"Tang Xie Yuan is only eight buckets high, I am naturally not an opponent to the pair, I dare not take the humiliation on myself, I invite Tang Xie Yuan to come over today, I want to invite Tang Xie Yuan to conspire with each other, this matter is big, although there is a slight risk, but it is a great wealth to Tang Xie Yuan, I don't know if Tang Xie Yuan has heard of the Emperor Alliance."

Emperor Alliance? Tang Bohu secretly said that it is not good, this emperor alliance is a mysterious organization that has recently risen in recent years, the power is intricate, distributed in all corners of the Ming Dynasty, it is said that even the great Confucian Fang Zishan of the current dynasty has an inextricable relationship with it, but it has always been with the Tang family's well water does not violate the river water, and now take the initiative to find yourself I don't know what is the purpose? Don't bother to pay attention to him, first find out where those flowers, plants, and moonlight treasure boxes and "Righteous Path Collection" formulas come from, if the few people in front of them really have the slightest disrespect for their father's tomb, they really don't mind killing their whole family.

I just had a plan in my heart, the "Tang Father" who had his eyes crossed and Xiao ** who was kicked by Xiao ** finished his work, jumped up, and said angrily: "That's right, Tang Bohu, today's hatred for this kick is not the same as the sky, if you know each other, you will do it honestly, otherwise, don't blame me for turning my face and being ruthless." ”

When Tang Bohu heard this, he immediately jumped up, "Turn your face, turn your face, you think you are a crotch coverer, I'm afraid of you, I just kicked you, young master, I think the whole body is comfortable, and even constipation seems to be much better, you come over and kick this young master twice to cool it again." ”

Xiang Baiting desperately grabbed "Father Tang", and smiled at Tang Bohu: "Tang Jieyuan is not strange, maybe you kicked him just now, the kick was too heavy, and he didn't know what he was kicking, but he has profound internal skills, and can even change his personal temperament, his acting skills are exquisite, and he has a very professional disguiser, so he should have no flaws at all, I don't know how Tang Jieyuan can see that he is fake."

Tang Bohu laughed, his nostrils turned to the sky, and after brewing for a long time, he finally sneezed very loudly, with a satisfied look, and said with a frivolous and arrogant expression: "I shouldn't have said it, he is not my biological son, why should I teach him to be smart, but seeing that you are quite pleasing to the eye, I will tell you, my father and his old man generally call me a bastard, a thief, an idiot, an imbecile, but he never calls me by name, Bohu, white tiger, how unlucky, and I, I generally call him an old thief, an old man, an old immortal, an old miscellaneous hair, I've never called my father, just now this idiot actually called me by my name directly, I was suspicious, and then called him my father, and he dared to respond, so, hehe, my Tang Bohu's cheap is not so easy to stand on, and there is ah,"

Saying that, he hooked his fingers a few times, laughed very lewdly, hesitated to Baiting again and again, and finally attached his ear, only to hear Tang Bohu's weak voice, "You also know, my Tang family's smile is the world's first strange poison, some time ago, I spent a little time researching and improving it, and now it is silent and tasteless, as long as you inhale it a little bit in the air, hehe, you know, and I accidentally sneezed just now, in fact, my brother is not sneezing"

Hearing this, Bai Ting's complexion changed greatly, and he flew back and turned over more than a dozen heels, standing still, reaching out and pointing at a few big points on his body, and then took out a bunch of antidote drugs from his arms, and stuffed them into his mouth.

Tang Bohu laughed again, laughing treacherously and slippery, lewd and: "Brother Baiting, why are you so panicked, the little brother has not finished speaking, the little brother I am not sneezing, it is lonely, it's just that"

Baiting's old face was flushed, pretending to be Tang's father's nostrils to smoke, and he desperately suppressed the anger in his heart to Baiting: "Tang Jieyuan, don't talk about it, I came by order to invite Your Excellency to join us, Your Excellency is the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, like the leader of the Jiangnan Youth Literary Circle, and strong in martial arts, the first master of the young generation, and my Emperor Division League is now gradually turning from dark to bright in order to achieve great causes, it is the time to urgently recruit talents, Tang Jieyuan, you are both civil and military, if you join our alliance, you will be like a tiger with wings, if not, in the future, above the court, In the rivers and lakes, Tang Xie Yuan will definitely become the biggest enemy of our alliance, rather than fighting to the death in the future, it is better to make a decision today. The alliance leader is clever, the so-called taking advantage of your illness will kill you, Tang Jieyuan has been working hard for three meals every day recently, and the state is naturally not the best, and this one next to me, the people in the rivers and lakes are called Soul Chasing Xiucai, and Xiucai's Soul Chasing Knife ranks third in the weapon rankings, so if Tang Jieyuan insists on not complying, he will have to fight for the tiger, hehe, this Lingyan Mountain Banshan Temple has a beautiful scenery, which is the burial place of your Tang Bohu. ”

As he spoke, Tang Bohu had a bone left in the chicken wing in his hand, still licking it unfinished, and said vaguely: "If you let me join, I will join, what is your emperor alliance for?" Who is the leader? What is it called? Where did it come from? Where to go? How many people are in the family? How many acres of land are in the field? You don't say anything, how do I know, how are the benefits after joining, is there a good career plan, don't think that you can fool people with a name of a bull, you look at the Shendaomen founded by Li Dazui, which was particularly popular a few years ago, the name is enough to hold it, and it helps hundreds of thousands, and in the end it is not a pyramid marketing organization, and ah, the third in the weapon spectrum is obviously the overlord gun of our Tang family, when will it be the turn of this show to chase what soul knife? I don't think I've heard this name before. ”

The fake Tang father finally broke out, pulled out his knife in anger, instantly shook out five knife flowers, posed, and his expression became extremely hideous: "My name is Tu Xiong, it's normal that you don't know me, but my junior brother, you must still remember, the scholar's life-killing sword, today I want to see, can you stab someone to death with a gun without a head?" ”

"I'm tortured! If there is a mistake, I will ask casually, why did you take a knife out to scare me, and ah, don't throw the scabbard around, what to do if you smash the flowers and plants, the police will come to arrest it, even if the police don't arrest it, it's not good to frighten the children, are you reasonable? ”

almost collapsed on Baiting, and had an extreme admiration for Tang's father and Tang's mother, to be able to give birth to such a superb son, he must be a superb himself, and if he has good genes, he is really good.

"The two of you are slow to act, our alliance leader has always admired Tang Jieyuan, you are a talent and martial arts, so as long as there is a glimmer of opportunity, we will go all out. If there is no way today, the kings are mediocre, and the people live in dire straits, the leader of my emperor's alliance is the first wise man in the world, and he pities the world, so he founded my alliance with great magical powers, and wants to use this troubled era as a furnace to forge the true son of heaven, and return the people of the world to live and work in peace and contentment, and be prosperous! ”

"It sounds like a bit of a headset, but most cults start with heresies and heresies, so what are the specifics?"

Seeing Tang Bohu's tone slightly loosened to Baiting, he was involuntarily teased in his heart: "The emperor's teacher, for the emperor's division, the first step of my emperor's division alliance is to spread the manpower widely, when today's various forces have been slowly infiltrated by us, King Ning has a pair of scholars who pierce the intestines and kill them, the current emperor's teacher Fang Zishan, the first assistant of the cabinet, Mei Yanqiu, and the scholars are all the elders of our alliance, and the henchmen around the civil and military ministers of the DPRK and China are eighty percent of our people. At that time, our Emperor Division Alliance will be the real emperor's teacher, and I don't need to elaborate on the glory and wealth in this. ”

"Then your alliance leader will take his place, most of them are still under the strong request of the emperor's ministers, with a look of I don't want to be the emperor, you are really naughty, you have to force me to be the emperor, there is really no way to take you, no way, for the sake of the people of the world, for the sake of the country, I will be embarrassed to be the emperor for a few years, and then make a yellow robe or something, and the Ming Dynasty will be transformed, right? Big brother, please be mature, can't you, rebellion is rebellion, what are you doing with such complicated things, okay, I didn't hear anything, I came out to make soy sauce, goodbye, I'll have tea another day. Tang Bohu turned around and wanted to leave, but Tu Xiong stopped him with a knife.

said to Baiting Senran: "Tang Bohu, since you don't know what to do, and you want to leave after hearing our secret, don't blame me for turning your face." The folding fan in his hand slowly opened.

"Turn your face, turn your face, you and I are afraid of you, just rely on the two of you rotten sweet potato stinky bird eggs, and also want to take my Tang Bohu's life, isn't it a bit of a big deal?" Tang Bohu chuckled.

laughed at Baiting, and Tang Bohu, who was laughing, was furious, obviously because of Chiguoguo's copyright infringement, and showed Tang Bohu's famous laughter in front of Tang Bohu.

"Look at the back."

Tang Bohu looked back, almost fainted, just now the empty square was full of people, there were monks, nuns, hawkers, butchers, all kinds of people, etc., all of them were not good, and surrounded Tang Bohu with a cruel smile.

"Please don't hit me in the face, I eat from it"!