A note on life on the construction site
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I've been working on my hometown construction site for the fourth day now, and I thought about dropping the jaws of the folks in our village who know me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info uses the Internet drama in a sentence that they "never expected". My king and second hammer can endure hardships! Hmph, I just said that the old man's name is 'hardship'!
Working in our village, because they are all villagers, many of them are related to each other, so they are very particular about seniority, which is not a joke in the village! People in our village call it a joke and call it nonsense.
Because our village is a large village of nearly 4,000 people, and there are more surnames in the village, this generation can be exquisite, as far as I know, the surname Yang is four generations higher than my highest generation, and five generations lower than my lowest! Because my surname is Wang, I call those surnamed Yang who are two generations higher than me and more than two generations to shout 'grandma' (mom is not divided into men and women), but I have a junior high school classmate from our neighboring village, married to our elementary school classmate, she is four generations lower than me, this unlucky child also has to call me 'grandma'!
There are a total of 10 people working with me, some of whom I call cousin, some call uncle, some shout 'grandma', and only one calls me uncle, but that guy is close to 50 years old, and he is a well-known 'difficult to marry household' in our village, according to rumors, his IQ value is not very high, but he works very hard, I must tell his story. Because I can only mess around with him there, woo, low seniority kills the baby!
His name is Yang Zekuan, and he has an older brother named Yang Zerong, who was my teacher in elementary school. He loves to listen to dramas, and he has a wide tube, and he likes to 'chatter' about everything, but his kind of chatter is definitely not the annoying kind, but it makes you feel funny and ridiculous. For example, he said that I am a fourth uncle, who is also a construction site worker: "Fourth master, what are you doing (what are you doing standing there), don't you hurry up and move bricks!" "The rest of us who work together all know each other and smile, which makes our fourth uncle a little embarrassed!
There was another thing that almost made me laugh out of my belly, and I did things with him (also known as moving bricks). I asked him, "Kuanxiao, is Mr. Zerong still teaching and learning, did he take your father's class to teach at the age of sixteen?" ”
Ren Zekuan replied: "It's still teaching, if it weren't for my exam at that time, it would be his turn!" ”
"How many points is missing, Kuanxiaoer?"
"Seventy or eighty points, the teacher didn't tell me, let me go home and pull it!"
"But I'm deeply educated, much more powerful than Zerong!"
I laughed helplessly!
"Don't believe the second uncle, I know "Little Erhei Gets Married", "The Pretty Widow Goes to the Grave", "Little Cangwa", "The Horse", "Meng Jiangnu Crying on the Great Wall", Zerong doesn't know, uncle: Do you know?"
Me: "Oh, oh, it's very knowledgeable!" ”
"That's, otherwise it's Ze Rong's turn to teach you!"
"Alas, let's move the bricks, Xiao'er, or the big worker should say that we are patronizing (chatting)!"
"Well, uncle, let's go to the show!"
"Oooh! Uh-huh! ”
Those villagers who work on the construction site are rough people, and their speech is relatively rough, that is, they are swear words and swearing, what Nima is next door, my day your third aunt pulls, those words, if there are female compatriots, I will definitely not be able to stand it, but my brother likes it! Because they don't scold me, I'm still relatively low-key in the village in this regard! I rarely suffer outside, but I often suffer when I meet relatives and friends, alas! me!
Working on the construction site, Zekuan because he doesn't have a wife, and I'm often not at home, so if you chat while working, we're definitely talking about it, rub, that's not what my brother wants!
It's eight o'clock in the evening, and I'm watering the ground! I'm so busy here! Bye-bye see you tomorrow!
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