Chapter 0020 Cooking? Well, I won't.
In the afternoon, at meal time, the cousin from the provincial hospital had already gotten off work, and the next moment she would come to Liu Xuemei's house.
In the kitchen.
"What are you doing?" Liu Xuemei's eyes widened.
"You told me to cook noodles!"
"You, you, you're cooking noodles?" Liu Xuemei pointed to the pot full of water. The noodles had already been dropped in the water, but the bottom of the pot had not yet lit the fire.
Boiled noodles in cold water.
Wu Tian said lightly: "What, is there something wrong?" ”
Liu Xuemei was so angry that she was suffocated, and her chest was blocked, like a big stone pressed on it.
"You've been working in the back kitchen for four months, and you've never seen noodles cooked? During the time you were learning to cook and practice knife skills, had you ever seen noodles cooked? Growing up, didn't anyone in your family cook noodles? Liu Xuemei asked a series of urgent questions.
Wu Tian shook his head honestly: "No!" ”
Liu Xuemei suffocated again, her face was pale, and her chest rose and fell! Her eyes widened so wide, and her mouth opened into an O-shape!
"I had eaten noodles when I was working in the water platform, but I had never seen a master make noodles, and I had never been in the kitchen before today." Wu Tian said honestly, "Before working in the Shuitai Department, I had never eaten noodles and had never seen noodles. ”
It took a while for Liu Xuemei to utter an 'ah' word. Ah, after that, she said in as calm a tone as she could, "Get out." ”
"Yes!" Wu Tian walked out of the kitchen and stood at the door of the kitchen.
"Let's go watch TV." Liu Xuemei endured the anger in her heart. This fool said that he would do the cooking and washing dishes, which made her excited, but as a result, this guy should know nothing.
There is no doubt that a handsome man with a sweet mouth is unreliable!
"Sister Xuemei, how do you turn on the TV?"
"You can't turn on the TV?" Liu Xuemei heard her voice high and high-pitched.
"No!"
"You've never seen a TV before you came to the hotel?"
Wu Tian heard that Liu Xuemei was angry, and his face was apologetic.
"Okay, Wu Tian, then you use the washing machine to do laundry, vacuum the floor, microwave toast, sterilize the sterilizer, basically can't do it?"
"I'll learn quickly." Wu Tian hurriedly said in a loud voice.
Liu Xuemei lit the fire on the stove with a loud voice: "Wu Tian, aren't you from the earth?" Did you come from Mars? Or, are you a robot who has traveled from the future? Are you an accomplice of Megatron, a Transformer who has lost his memory? ”
Wu Tian shook his head blankly, but his eyes were thoughtful, obviously digesting Liu Xuemei's words that popped out like bullets.
"I'm not from Mars." Wu Tiandao, "Sister Xuemei, I'm not a robot either. Look at the little wound on my hand, it's red blood coming out, I'm just like you, I'm human. ”
"You've never watched TV before?"
"Nope!"
After a while, Liu Xuemei said in a calm tone: "Oh, this way, the TV is good-looking, there are all programs in it, and in the news channel inside, it is very likely to see news related to Wan Xiaohan, do you want to watch it?" ”
"I really want to!"
"Do you know how to turn on the TV?"
Wu Tian shook his head, his expression was serious, and he was by no means funny.
"Go downstairs and buy a hammer, smash it the TV screen, and the TV will turn on. Choose from a variety of good-looking programs freely, with hundreds of channels. ”
"Really?"
"Really!"
"I don't need a hammer, I can smash the TV with my hands." Wu Tian said.
Liu Xuemei was startled, and hurriedly jumped out of the kitchen, and heard a loud noise, she was frightened, but she saw Wu Tian with a bad smile on his face, on the wall of the living room, the LCD TV was fine.
Wu Tian said with a smile: "Sister Xuemei, I have indeed never seen TV or cooked noodles, but I am not stupid, the strength of this TV, I know that as soon as the hammer is struck, it will break." ”
Liu Xuemei gritted her teeth angrily: "Then how did you get the uproar just now?" She looked left and right, everything in the living room was fine, so how did the loud noise come from?
"Oh, it's coming out of my mouth." Wu Tian said with a smile. Before the words fell, there was another loud bang, like the sound of a heavy object smashing metal.
"Ventriloquist?" Liu Xuemei's suspicious eyes. This Wu Tian always makes her feel unexpectedly surprised, but there is always ignorance that makes her crazy.
"Yes, ventriloquism!" Wu Tian learned a new term.
"So it's mysterious, what will you do besides not knowing how to make noodles?"
Wu Tian thought about it, in the demon realm, he burned most of the meat and tiger tendons, boiled mostly spiritual ginseng and fairy grass, and was proficient in the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, as for the vegetables, rice, noodles, oil, and salt in the mortal world, he really knew very little. As for the various dishes and pastries, it is even more pure layman.
"I'm basically, nothing." Wu Tian honestly admitted.
"I don't know anything, how did you learn the knife skills?" Liu Xuemei's brows furrowed, and wrinkles appeared.
"My sword skill is a kind of martial arts, a kind of supernatural power. It's not just a simple cooking skill! ”
Liu Xuemei sighed: "Okay, I can't say you anyway, people with amnesia have the most reason, but you really don't know how to cook?" ”
"No, it won't."
"Then how can you smell that Liu Xiaozi's fish soup is not fresh enough?"
"Oh, the taste of the fish and the taste of the soup are two smells that can't be fused, and there is a big difference, so I can know that Liu Xiaozi's roasted puffer fish is not the original river boiled original river fish."
"If the original river fish is boiled, there will be no deviation between the umami of the fish and the soup?"
"Yes!"
Liu Xuemei shook her head: "Wu Tian, you are really a weird person, if you want to say that you are a chef, you don't know anything, if you want to say that you are not a chef, you know that Yuanjiang boiled Yuanjiang fish, and you have good knife skills, your amnesia is a little strange." Wait a minute, my cousin is here, you are not allowed to be strong, cooperate with her to help you see, analyze and analyze. ”
"Sister Xuemei, I'm really not sick!" Wu Tian shrugged his shoulders.
"I know you're not sick, but you don't remember anything you should remember, and you know everything you shouldn't remember. My cousin, who graduated from Capital Medical University and interned in a foreign clinical practice, is a brain scientist despite her young age. ”
"Uh, then, okay!"
"Okay, don't watch TV, you won't use the remote control anyway, come to the kitchen and learn how to make Yibin noodles with me."
"Good!" Wu Tian immediately agreed.
As long as he learns cooking, he will be energetic.
It's summer, and my cousin Tang Xuemei likes to eat cold noodles, especially Yi-Bin Burning Noodles, and Liu Xuemei went to Yi-Bin to learn the top-secret production method of this burning noodles.
Liu Xuemei has been looking for a good location and is preparing to open a Yi-Binran noodle restaurant by herself.
Working at Yipinxiang is not her goal in life.
Her goal in life is to find an honest man who is willing to listen to her words to marry, and then open a husband and wife noodle restaurant - husband and wife noodles.