Chapter 2 [Iron Mouth Straight Break]
Saying that, Qin Feng staggered over and played the game of "Eagle Catching Chicken".
The "spoiler" of clinker did not relent: "This girl, you can't move." β
"Huh! Hey! Why can't Lao Tzu move? Paralyzing! Are you looking for a smoke......" Qin Feng's eyes rolled, and several die-hard friends suddenly surrounded him, and four or five hands pushed and scolded Guo Xiaozhou.
Guo Xiaozhou slowly retreated, raised his hands to show that he had no malicious intent, and still smiled and said: "I have no malicious intent, I am worried that you will be harmed......"
Qin Feng suddenly laughed, "Spicy and paralyzed!" Lao Tzu is hurt? Ha ha! You're right, JJ is going to be hurt tonight......"
His nemesis burst into laughter.
"Looks like we're all going to get hurt......"
"Sister paper! Please hurt me hard! β
"Little sister! Brother is not afraid of being hurt by you, be cruel to my brother, and be ruthless......"
Guo Xiaozhou smiled faintly, and looked directly at a rich second generation with gold-wire glasses, "You saw blood the day before yesterday and almost lost your life." β
Then he turned to another white fat man, "Your family suffered a disaster last week, and you lost your wealth!" β
The golden silk mirror sighed, "Who are you...... How do you know? "The day before yesterday, he was racing in Phoenix Mountain and Wujiang, and overturned at the corner, but fortunately, the safety of his car was strong, and he only scratched a little skin on his hands and legs, because he lost to the two girls, he didn't sue anyone.
The white fat man's face changed: "What the hell are you talking nonsense, this set of pit meng abduction has long been outdated, how many do you want to Meng Ge?" There are no doors. "His family was indeed patronized by the 'Liang Shang Gentleman' last week, and suffered heavy losses, and the community called the police, but his father rushed back and said that it was a misunderstanding, saying that he went home by himself to get something, and did not tell his family, and later persuaded the police who rushed to him, and closed the door was a scolding, and warned them that no one can say anything about this, and they should be able to avoid disasters. Well! His father is the executive deputy director of the Garden Management Bureau in charge of project approval.
But several of his sworn friends were a little suspicious. The reaction of the golden silk mirror proved that it was true, and the white fat man was grounded for three days last week, and no one could contact him.
In fact, Guo Xiaozhou has such a god, he is just because he is at the forefront of Guanghan information and is a reporter at the mouth of politics and law, and the amount of information he is exposed to every day is amazing.
For example, in the case of the golden wire mirror drag race, he watched the video playback of the traffic police department, and was about to do a traffic safety program at that time, which was later won by Deputy Director Liu Jingping.
And the theft of the white fat man's house was overheard when he went to the criminal investigation team to interview another case.
Of course, the main thing is that these sons are too famous in Guanghan, he knows them, and they may not know him until they die.
At this time, a tall and arrogant young man approached Guo Xiaozhou, his eyebrows and eyes were full of disdain, and he stretched out his finger and stabbed Guo Xiaozhou's chest, "Fortune teller?" Give me a calculation, I have a reward, uncle, you are ready to go to the shelter to move bricks. β
"This ......" Guo Xiaozhou looked embarrassed.
Qin Feng snorted coldly: "What, don't you dare to count?" Afraid of revealing stuffing? I sue you, you're in a big deal......"
Guo Xiaozhou smiled and said, "Okay! I'll do the math for you. Your Excellency has the body of a dragon and tiger, and the three generations of your ancestors will produce successful people, businessmen and nobles......"
"you, tell sΓΉ don't play tricks and kidnapping, look at your brother, who is not like a successful person? Which one doesn't have a businessman? β
"Good! Then I'll be more detailed. Numerology has always asked the rich in the nose, from the point of view of numerology, people's wealth palace contains the ability to make money on the bridge of the nose, the amount of wealth in the head, the financial management techniques of the nose and the attitude of consumption in the nostrils. Your nose is a pig gall nose ......"
His companion couldn't help but laugh out loud, and teased: "Huang Zhan, he scolded you for being a pig-nosed......"
Huang Zhan's face was angry, and he scolded: "You are paralyzed and don't convince Lao Tzu today, Lao Tzu wants you to look good." β
As soon as Guo Xiaozhou heard that his surname was Huang, and he had repeatedly said that he would be locked up in the detention center, he immediately knew who his father was, and the "pit meng abduction" would also be able to continue normally.
"The nostrils of the pig's gall nose are not high, and the wings of the nose are commensurate, your father must be rich and noble, and he is a man of officialdom." Guo Xiaozhou said with a calm expression: "If I guessed correctly, Your Excellency recently made a small fortune?" β
Huang Zhan was stunned, and said suspiciously: "I only earned more than 100,000 yuan, which is also considered to be a fortune?" My friend's that is a lot of money......"
"Of course!" Guo Xiaozhou said: "The same fortune also depends on how you grasp it." Luck is like a tinder, you can light a candle, a torch, or even an ammunition depot. When luck comes, your friend goes all out, so he makes a fortune, and you don't take it too seriously, so you make a small fortune. β
Huang Zhan touched his head and stared at Guo Xiaozhou, "It's really ......"
The three girls who hugged each other gradually stopped sobbing, and their eyes fell on the "spoiler". They didn't know at this time whether Guo Xiaozhou was their lucky star or a disaster star.
Qin Feng forgot to pretend to be drunk and crazy, and stared at Guo Xiaozhou in a daze. He also knew about Huang Zhan, Huang Zhan's cousin speculated in futures, and sued Huang Zhan last month to let him speculate in oil, but Huang Zhan didn't take it seriously and threw 100,000 yuan into it, which nearly quadrupled in four days. Huang Zhan was very depressed about this, and shouted regret to his brothers.
The reason why Guo Xiaozhou knew about this was because when he went to the financial office the day before yesterday, a financial reporter was gossiping about it, saying that the eldest son of Director Huang's family of the Public Security Bureau was stupid and had no financial luck.
The crowd of onlookers also pointed at Guo Xiaozhou. Amazing in the mouth!
Standing at the front of the audience, Chen Zhihe, who has been ready to save people at any time, although he disagrees with the trick of his dead friend, a pair of clenched fists secretly loosened. He knew that Guo Xiaozhou was already in control of the situation. When he was in college, Guo Xiaozhou liked to pretend to be a ghost, and he also fooled many people.
Guo Xiaozhou continued: "You are lucky, you can't stop it!" It stands to reason that nothing goes wrong, but be careful, don't fight with people with the same strong luck, two tigers fighting, there will be double injuries! It's like a diamond ring can't rub against a diamond ring. β
"Uh-huh! Makes sense, you continue, continue to ......" Huang Zhan unconsciously used honorifics.
Qin Feng suddenly glanced at Luo Wei and thought, where is this? Got into play with a half-psychotic and forgot about business? He couldn't help but say, "Could it be that they are also people of righteous luck?" β
Huang Zhan and his companions nodded in unison, feeling that Qin Feng had asked a good question.
Guo Xiaozhou's eyes fell on Luo Wei, and he slowly shook his head, "No, some of the three of them are going unlucky." If a lucky person bullies a bad luck, the good luck will not only not last long, but will also infect the bad luck ......"
"Bad luck, how do you know that they are bad luck, you can be blind......" Qin Feng said sarcastically.
Guo Xiaozhou's eyes fell on Luo Wei again, "Her family is full of bad luck today, and one of her parents will suffer." β
Before Qin Feng could be shocked, Luo Weijiao scolded angrily: "You...... What nonsense, my parents are fine, you, you charlatan......"
Guo Xiaozhou said lightly: "I guess you didn't bring your mobile phone today." β
Luo Wei said lightly: "You...... By the way, I came out in the afternoon and forgot about it......"
"If you had a mobile phone, you wouldn't be in a nightclub now, but at home with your mother." Guo Xiaozhou said solemnly: "If you go out, it is the continuation of bad luck!" β
This time, even Qin Feng was stunned, Luo Zhiguo's shuanggui incident happened in the afternoon, and few people knew about it, but this "charlatan" knew that it was really a demon......
Huang Zhan opened his mouth and asked, "According to what you say, we can't be happy today?" β
"Yes. Absolutely not, the more people are lucky, the more humble and restrained they must be......" Guo Xiaozhou said, and suddenly saw several colleagues from the Ministry of Information secretly erecting cameras, he smiled and said to Qin Feng: "If you don't believe us, make a bet, if you dare to touch a single hair of them, your trouble will come, and it will be endless." β
Qin Feng was still thinking about whether to let Luo Wei go for the time being today, a group of friends were stunned by this charlatan who was killed halfway, and it was difficult to be in the mood to be happy again, but although he was not drunk, he had already drunk to the point of excitement, and was anxious by Guo Xiaozhou's words, and immediately turned his face: "Lao Tzu doesn't believe in this evil!" Tonight, Lao Tzu still wants to play with this bad luck girl and see what he can infect Lao Tzu......"
Guo Xiaozhou leaned slightly, so that the camera could secretly capture Qin Feng's face more clearly, "You can be atheistic, you can have no faith, but you can't ignore the law!" β
"The law? In Guanghan, Nima's legal surname is Qin, do you know ......" Qin Feng seemed to be inspired by his heroic words, stepped forward and grabbed Luo Wei's wrist, and dragged him out. ββ¦β¦ Go with Lao Tzu! β
Just then, a group of police officers rushed in.
Guo Xiaozhou slowly retreated in the direction of Chen Zhihe, his task had been completed.
Chen Zhihe quietly gave him a thumbs up.
"You're so sinister!"
Guo Xiaozhou took a deep breath and said quietly: "Look at the right person." β
"Flash or continue drinking? Today I please. Chen Zhihe said with a smile.
Guo Xiaozhou grinned, and glanced at the noisy crowd, "Wine is the spice, and liveliness is the staple food." The show has just begun! β
"Isn't it? I've noticed that you've made a leap forward in your pretending to be a ghost...... Crack it to hear? β
"Nope." Guo Xiaozhou shook his head resolutely.
"I'll treat you to three more meals, won't you?"
Guo Xiaozhou smiled faintly, "Do you know how the magic word of magic is written?" The top one is a paralyzed and careless hemp, and the bottom is a ghost. The audience is paralyzed, and the magician can play tricks below. O man! As long as you get serious, everyone is a magician. β
"Seriously, have you ever been serious?" After Chen Zhihe finished speaking, he suddenly realized that he had said the wrong thing.
Both fell silent at the same time.
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