Chapter 245: Farce (1)
The colonel groaned, and his cheeks seemed to be on fire, and the fire was burning.
There was a wave of anger in his heart, he couldn't suppress it, he finally stood firm and rushed over: "What's the big deal about Tianlong Babu, Lao Tzu will teach you a good lesson today!" ”
He had just rushed to Wang Xiaoshi's side, Wang Xiaoshi lazily raised his hand and slapped the colonel again.
The colonel's body staggered back, and suddenly his waist loosened, and his pants slipped to the crook of his calf, and he pounced, tripped over his pants, and fell to the ground on his back.
At this moment, all the people, including some of the sword special forces, burst out laughing.
The colonel is usually majestic, he governs the army very strictly, his own martial arts are strong, he is the sharpest first sword in the sword special operations team, and his martial arts cultivation is one line higher than Li Mingjun, and he is infinitely close to the level of dark energy.
But who would have thought that in front of such a large group of old men, this sword captain was not only beaten, but also lost his pants.
All his usual majesty, all his momentum, is gone.
The Yaksha Special Brigade is even more happy, as a special force under the command of Guoan, it is different from the special forces of various military regions. My shared wife 245
As the elite of the elite, Tianlong Babu is generally used for anti-terrorism and riot control, or infiltration and espionage intelligence, and perform special tasks.
The three major special forces of the military region are generally used to deal with local conflicts along the national border, and the scope of their activities will not exceed the scope of China.
Although each has its own duties, every three years, these two units hold a big contest, from sniping to fighting, from jungle warfare to offensive and defensive drills.
The special forces drill is different from the general military drill, it is much more cruel, and every time the drill is conducted, the superior leader gives the disability index.
Therefore, every time the drill is conducted, the smell of gunpowder is very strong, and disabling accidents occur from time to time.
The leaders of the military regions of the two sides are also not in harmony, and they will pinch each other as soon as they meet for the sake of military subsidies or something.
Several veteran generals, who are more than 300 years old in total, are all "sexual" people who are hot and thunderbolts, and they almost started to do so at the representative meetings of the members of the Central Military Commission several times.
The upper beam is not correct and the lower beam is crooked, and the top is like this, and the soldiers and generals of the several special operations brigades below will of course not be polite and respect each other.
Tenryu Babu each
In a fight with the three major special forces, if he wins, the old chief often scolds him and confines him, but the smile on his lips can't be covered, and his mouth is grinning to the root of his ears.
In the evening, the guys who are fighting often add a few good dishes to their meals, which are much more sumptuous than the comrades outside.
If he loses the battle, the old chief will hold back a fire in his heart, and scolding him is a trivial matter, and he will not even be confined to it.
The old chief will definitely have a black face and ask the chief instructor to train the fighting troops to death, until everyone is paralyzed on the ground, and the food is also tightly buttoned, and it would be good to have cabbage to gnaw on.
Therefore, when Tianlong Babu fights with other troops, every fight is sure to win, and after a long time, it will raise a large group of proud soldiers.
In the words of the old chief, even the turtle grandsons of the sword, fangs, and Changfeng can't do it, how can Lao Tzu expect you to deal with terrorists? I don't even deserve to pee while standing! My shared wife 245
Wang Xiaoshi had already arrived, he arranged for Li Chao and Chen Shaoyong to escort the Hou Ye of Tsing Yi, although he had thousands of instructions and instructions, but he was always uneasy in his heart, and secretly followed behind with the Yaksha brigade.
It's just that although Cui Fierce is silent, he is an extremely smart guy, and he chose to do it here, but he blocked the three passages by using car accidents, rallies, etc., so Wang Xiaoshi was one step late.
Before he got out of the car, he saw the situation here, and the old fox burst into a foul mouth: "It's these bastards again, paralyzed, every time Lao Tzu performs a task, when it's about to be finished, these grandsons rush out to grab the credit." ”
Wang Xiaoshi didn't understand the situation, the old fox sulked while explaining the contradiction between the Tianlong Babu and the three special forces, Wang Xiaoshi smiled when he heard it: "So, these grandsons, can we beat them?" ”
The old fox was so depressed that he made a gesture of beating him and whispered: "Don't look at the old chief's repeated orders, we are not allowed to fight, but as long as we win, we can say anything." ”
Wang Xiaoshi smiled and walked forward.
He used the electronic communication car, received the video of the scene, and looked at the other party's captain of the colonel, arrogant and domineering, and looked at him very unpleasantly.
And this guy is talking wildly, saying that everything about Tianlong Babu is a wreck. Wang Xiaoshi deliberately gave him a little look.
slapped him twice in succession, and tore off the colonel's belt by the way, everyone laughed, Wang Xiaoshi especially laughed loudly, and his left eyebrow "hair" raised up: "What's the matter, bite me, stupid!" ”
The colonel's lungs almost exploded, he stood up wolfly, lifted his pants, and waved his hand violently: "Sniper, prepare to 'shoot'!" ”
In a fit of rage, he actually used a headset to inform the snipers hiding in the tall buildings on both sides, although he didn't necessarily dare to shoot, but he also wanted the other party to be afraid, and he naturally had the upper hand in momentum.
Who knows, he just roared, four or five small red dots, appeared in his temples, chest and other vital places, there was a small red dot, but it was nailed to the middle of his crotch in a wicked way.
This kind of small red dot, everyone present knows that it is emitted by the infrared sight of the heavy sniper, which means that there are at least five heavy snipers, aiming at the colonel.
"Hahahaha, laughing dead, what are you going to 'shoot' and attack, I think you are preparing to 'shoot' **?"
Wang Xiaoshi and the old fox laughed crookedly, the old fox's mouth was almost to the root of his ears, and his heart was very happy.
The colonel in front of him, called Liu Zhijing, has strong martial arts and deep thoughts, and during the last exercise, the Yaksha Special Brigade was lost in his hands.
This son of a bitch, regardless of military regulations, forcibly opened fire, so that the two members of the Yaksha Special Operations Brigade almost died.
This breath, the old fox has been holding back, originally planned to find a place in the next competition, but he didn't expect that he would be planted so badly in Wang Xiaoshi's hands.
In Liu Zhijing's headset, there was no response, and the sniper of the other party stared at him instead, cold in his heart, knowing that the sniper on his side was probably subdued by the other party.
There was no firepower support in the air, and the opponent's skills were ridiculously high, and Liu Zhijing suddenly had no idea.
Wang Xiaoshi slapped him twice, he was extremely angry, he didn't feel anything at first, but now that he thinks about it, he finds that the other party's techniques, strength and angle are extremely weird, even if he has defense, he can't change anything at all.
Even if their fathers, including Uncle Ada, don't have this kind of ghostly skills, if they want to slap Liu Zhijing, they will have to overwhelm themselves with at least ten moves later, with strong strength and fists, and then they can do it.
But the young colonel in front of him was relaxed and comfortable, stretching out his hand and slapping him twice, as natural as eating and drinking, but Liu Zhijing was still unavoidable, and there was no way to hide.
Who the hell is this guy?
Wang Xiaoshi didn't bother to explain anything to him, and pointed to Liu Zhijing's front door: "This mission is a yaksha, and the idler dodges, otherwise."
If you do, Lao Tzu will tie you up now and let the leaders of the General Staff go to Lao Tzu's military camp to apologize, do you believe it or not? ”
His arrogant middle finger pointed at Liu Zhijing, and the contempt in his eyes was not hidden at all, which made Liu Zhijing angry, but he didn't dare to come out, and he couldn't hold back: "This errand was sent to me by the superior leader, why did you let me leave?" ”
Wang Xiaoshi snorted: "Liu Ruding was caught by Lao Tzu, and the plan to lure the snake out of the hole was also formulated by Lao Tzu himself, why did you 'interfere' with it?" Don't talk about bullshit as the head of the General Staff, even if it's the No. 1 chief, you have to be reasonable, don't you? ”
Liu Zhijing was sprayed with saliva on his face, and he couldn't hold back anymore, and was furious: "Soldiers take obedience to orders as their duty, what are you yelling about?" ”
"The head of the General Staff has the consideration of the chief, today you don't let Lao Tzu take people away, tomorrow Lao Tzu will send you to a military court and shoot you with one shot."
Wang Xiaoshi's eyes flashed with a dangerous look, and he suddenly looked behind Liu Zhijing, with a look of surprise: "Old chief, you are finally here, you have to support me to fight this time." ”
Liu Zhijing was taken aback, the head of the Eight Divisions of the Heavenly Dragon, but the lieutenant general, is not something that his small colonel can compete with.
He turned around and looked behind him, and at a glance, there was no old chief behind him.
He knew in his heart that it was not good, and he just wanted to turn around, but suddenly his eyes were dark, his head was covered by a coat, and then there was a sharp pain below, but he was kicked in the ball.
This kick made Liu Zhijing cry in pain, although it didn't break the egg, but this feeling of egg pain made him paralyzed in an instant and lost the strength to resist.
The special forces of the Sword Brigade, seeing that the captain was instantly overwhelmed by the guys of the Yaksha Special Operations Brigade, everyone hit the black fist and put down the black hand, and suddenly blew up the nest, roared, and rushed towards the Yaksha Special Operations Brigade.
The Yaksha Special Operations Brigade was ready, and seeing the Sword Special Brigade rushing over, he also had a tacit understanding to drop his gun and rush towards the Sword Special Operations Brigade.
On the other side, Cui Fierce and Liu Liancheng were both pointed at the guns of the Black Hole Hole of the Yaksha Special Operations Brigade, and on both sides of the tall building, there were more than five super snipers staring, and the two of them did not dare to escape, but they became spectators of this farce.
Cui Gong watched Wang Xiaoshi hide in the crowd, and swung Wang Ba punch at Liu Zhijing, whose head was wrapped, slapping black bricks, kicking flying legs, and having a good time.
He smiled bitterly in his heart, with this guy's skills, even one
People, can also pick the entire sword brigade, but they like to mess around like this, and this kind of demon in the underground world is also an anomaly.
With the support of the old fox and Wang Xiaoshi, the Yaksha Special Operations Brigade has a clear advantage, these two guys are a colonel and a major general, both of whom are not afraid of the sky and the earth, this kind of farce is their favorite