Chapter 1 Spending less on campus
Chapter 1: Spend less on campus
Kingdom of China.
September 4, 2099 A.D.
Sunny to cloudy.
It is advisable to break ground and bury, and it is not suitable for marriage or schooling.
Mississley NBKD (Cow Bi University of Science and Technology), which is a century-old school.
NBKD is located in the northwest region of the Kingdom of China.
Directly northwest of the school is the Dali Mountain Range, a 100,000-strong mountain, which is lush and densely wooded, and is a barrier specially cultivated by the government to block the large desert ahead.
To the northeast of the school is a large river, the Liusha River, which has a large water flow and a large sediment content throughout the year.
Directly south of the school is the city of Mississi.
It is a northwestern border city, but it is prosperous and lively.
There are beautiful women here, and occasionally wild beasts will jump out from the depths of the mountains, and I heard that there are also shemales here.
Beauty, monsters, and shemales are all normal species here.
The famous NBKD campus is surrounded by mountains, waters, and cities in a triangle.
Triangle Center, Office 308.
"Your name is Wu Chen?" A middle-aged female teacher in her early forties asked, looking at the young students who walked into the office with their bags on their backs.
"Yes, Koutian Wu, you are in the dust of red dust and not dust!" The student named Wu Chen looked at the teacher with a smile on his face, and then asked, "May I ask you always?"
"Am I old?" The female teacher asked by rubbing her freshly dyed reddish-brown bangs with her hand, and then said with a slight mockery: "Is it not dusty in the red dust?" Can you do it? As for me, I am Mr. Huang, the head teacher of the 2099 freshman class of your automatic mold design department! Why are you here today? Where did you go in the first three days? Hope I can be given a reasonable explanation! ”
It turned out to be Mr. Huang, although he is no longer young, but the charm is still there! She's the head teacher! I see, no wonder he is aggressive, full of momentum, and overwhelms the audience! Ahem, it seems that the audience is just by himself! Wu Chen looked around, and the entire office was alone! No, there is also Huang Laoshi in front.
Wu Chen also put his hand on the handsome flat head on his head, and asked weakly, "Do you have to give a reason?" ”
"It must be explained! The other students came here three days ago! In our nationally renowned university, you are three days late for no reason! Teacher Huang continued to show his might, staring at the young man in front of him, thinking: Give you a dismount first, otherwise you don't know how powerful the old lady is! looks like a playboy, with a handsome appearance, arrogant eyes, promoted posture, and strong muscles, alas, why didn't he meet such a handsome guy in the first place?
"Lao Shi, I have a reason, but that involves my personal ** problem, can you guarantee that after I tell you, can you keep it secret for me?" Wu Chen looked at Teacher Huang seriously and asked, but Teacher Huang was already looking at Wu Chen and still distracted. "Teacher Huang!"
"Oh!" Teacher Huang came back to his senses and smiled: "What else do you have for a little kid!" You say! ”
"As I said, you can't be indignant and angry, teacher! Okay? Otherwise, I'll not say it! Wu Chen looked like he wanted to speak and stopped, not to mention, he was very handsome!
"That's it! Say! "Handsome is handsome, but there is no need to be more verbose than me, the head teacher, Teacher Huang is a little impatient.
"Good! My first reason for being late was that I was going to break up with my first girlfriend, but she just wouldn't say yes! I talked so badly, and it took a day of persuasion to convince her! ”
"Break up! The result? Teacher Huang was slightly angry, this is actually the reason! It seems that it is indeed a playboy!
"The result! I didn't have a result with her, but my second girlfriend and I accidentally had a result, and then we had no choice but to have an abortion! No, the second reason is to comfort the second girlfriend! Wu Chen continued.
"You! How many girlfriends do you have? "Less flowers! It is indeed an unreliable flower! It seems that handsome is unreliable! Fortunately, my man is reassuring, and the product is good! Teacher Huang was even more angry in the face of a picture of Wu Chen, who was about to break up in a high-sounding manner!
"Eggs, eggs! Teacher, you said that you are not indignant and not angry! ”
"Your grandma's eggs!" I still want the teacher's eggs, do I have eggs? Mr. Huang really wanted to scold, but as a university teacher, he had to pay attention to his image, so Mr. Huang took a deep breath and slowly calmed himself down.
"Teacher, I still have three girlfriends on September 1st, only two on September 2nd, and only one on September 3rd! As of today, the Fourth of September, there is not a single one! Wu Chen replied truthfully, as if he could show his honest duty only by giving it all out! Unexpectedly, such an answer angered Mr. Huang even more.
This student is so bad, others can only step on two boats at most, but he actually has three girlfriends! Hey, if you don't treat it, maybe you will harm more women! It's tolerable, but the teacher can't bear it! Teacher Huang was indignant and shouted angrily: "You actually have so many girlfriends! And use this as an excuse to be late and not to report? Did you know that this university is the best school in the Kingdom? Do you know how many people want to come in but can't? It's really a plaything to be late to break up with your girlfriend! ”
"That's not a thing! That's people! Besides, I have more than three girlfriends! It's just that I only allow three girlfriends at a time at most to be around me at the same time! Wu Chen muttered in a low voice, but it was obvious that Teacher Huang at this time would definitely not listen, so he had to explain: "Teacher Huang, you may have misunderstood!" It's not that I want so many girlfriends, you don't know these girls I told them, don't be my girlfriend, it's good to be an ordinary friend, they just don't want to be an ordinary friend! What can I do? Can you bear to reject people thousands of miles away? ”
"That's it! You actually use the excuse of breaking up with three girlfriends, I really have nothing to say! That's it for today! Anyway, your tuition has already been credited online, you can go to the classroom, wait a minute, I will arrange for you to live in a student apartment! Well, that Wu Chen, you just live in dormitory 108 of the student apartment! Teacher Huang had an idea and thought: I will call you crazy, call you arrogant, and arrange for you to live with the "four"! Look how arrogant you are! This is called the wicked having their own wicked grinding!
Wu Chen walked out of the office, exhaled, and continued to walk into the classroom in a majestic manner......
In front of me, the conversation between Uncle Zhang of the Public Security Department and himself appeared a few days ago.
"Wu Chen, your goal is to successfully enter NBKD, the most famous university in the country, find the two agents who have lost contact, and find out the culprit! Then we will annihilate in one fell swoop and eliminate harm for the people! ”
Wu Chen retorted: "But my dream is to enter the police academy!" I passed the physical examination, and my grades are so high, I can enter the police academy! ”
"Hey, for the peace of the whole society, for the future of our country! At the same time, for the sake of your father, you should first endure the humiliation and go to NBKD (Niu Bi University of Science and Technology)! Generally, it only takes a few months or a year or so, with your intelligence and skills, you will definitely be able to return triumphantly, and when the time comes, you will be a hero, and you can directly enter the police academy, everything is not a problem! I promise you! Director Zhang of the Police Department patted Wu Chen's shoulder and comforted him.
"If you want me to say, directly send some special police, public security, and armed police to surround NBKD (Niubi University of Science and Technology), find out evidence, and catch the parties, which will not save much trouble, time and worry! Do you want to be so mysterious? Wu Chen asked rhetorically.
"NBKD, this is the top university in our country, and it is also the country's scientific research institution and the top professional training institution! If you go directly to the siege like this, it will make a lot of noise, and the social impact will be bad! Maybe it will cause unrest! Besides, if there is no evidence, who are we arresting? ”
"Alright! I just do my best! Uncle Zhang, are there any beauties there! Wu Chen asked with a smile.
"That's a lot! I heard that the beautiful women of the aerospace department and the psychology department are famous all over the country! Director Zhang also smiled and waved his hand and knocked on Wu Chen's head and scolded: "You kid, don't change your dead nature, don't do a little less harm to girls, otherwise you will provoke the anger of the public!" ”
"Hehe, Uncle Zhang is also so familiar with the beauties of this school, are you also interested?" Wu Chen smiled cunningly, but he was thinking in his heart: It turns out that Director Zhang is also interested in beautiful women! It seems that the "color" of heroes is a universal law like Newton's laws!
"You kid, don't spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain! I'm doing it for work! Also, to tell you the good news, my country's top criminal police has once again sent a beautiful female policeman to enter your school as a student, and I heard that there are also international female criminal policemen who have successfully entered the school as an international student! If you kid have the courage to get these two beauties done, then it will definitely help you a lot in your work! Also, don't drill into the pile of beauties, you enter the automatic mold design department, there are things you want to learn, which is very beneficial for the mold company you founded! ”
Wow, police flowers! International Interpol! I love it, it's very challenging!
So Wu Chen simply packed the equipment and advanced towards NBKD......