"The White Lady deliberately deceived Xu Xian's umbrella in the rain, and pretended to be crazy and stupid when Yingtai was sent off. The Seven Fairies blocked Dong Yong's way, and the Cowherd took advantage of the Weaver Girl's bath to take her clothes...... These classic love stories, which have been passed down by word of mouth for generations, indirectly explain to us an iron law: at the beginning of great love, there must always be someone who plays a hooligan. ”

"My friend told me that the reason why you keep using your hands is not as hearty as love. Just because you don't know how to play hooligan. I remember these words, which is why today I have the courage to relax and be rebellious in front of you. Actually, I'm a very pure person. ”

When Xiao Zhan finished expounding these words seriously, Luo Wei, who covered her mouth and smiled, let out a heartfelt 'giggle' laugh. replied to him coquettishly: "Fallacy and heresy! ”

Just two people eat, there is no need to make so many dumplings. Luo Wei, who is in charge of cooking dumplings on the fire, seems to be very skillful. And Xiao Daguan, who uses modern kitchenware to stir-fry, is even more handy.

There is no more saber rattling just now. The two of them, who have returned to nature again, work together for this dinner party in the evening. As the main family, Luo Wei didn't feel that Xiao Zhan was 'noisy'. As a Hakka, Xiao Zhan regards this place as his own home. In fact, when the two were-for-tat, they had already opened their minds.

As for whether it will be cooperation or hand-to-hand in the future! Both of them have a pole in their hearts, and it is clear which is more important at a glance. At least tonight, the two friends are like 'old friends' who haven't seen each other for many years.

Four dishes and one soup, cadres go to the countryside. The meat and vegetables are orderly, coupled with the combination of men and women, and the work is not tiring. Before dinner, the atmosphere between the two of them had almost reached the 'boiling point'.

If this man and a woman are ordinary people. I'm going to do something 'earth-shattering' tonight. Maybe in 10 months, it will be the next generation. But unfortunately, the two are lying on the same bed, and they also have different dreams in the same bed. At least, that's how it is now.

The sum of the ingredients for the dishes on the table is only 200 yuan. But the bottle of Lafite that Luo Wei found in the cabinet immediately increased its value. Eating Chinese food and drinking foreign wine, in Xiao Zhan's opinion, always feels nondescript.

"I won't drink anymore, I'm driving!" Xiao Zhan, who pretended to cover the wine glass with one hand, looked at Luo Wei with a smile.

And the latter gently took away the other party's rough big hand. In this process, the skin between the two had an intimate contact.

"If you are not sincere, can you have sex after drinking?" Luo Wei's words are extremely provocative.

"Then you drink more, I'll wait for you to mess up. After all, I am reserved and like to ...... passively" When Xiao Zhan said this, the red wine had already been poured into the wine glass. Luo Wei, who was as charming as silk, glanced at him. Even if he didn't have lipstick, the corners of his mouth were still scarlet and raised slightly.

"Whip chili oil red candle?" When Luo Wei revealed the main props of these three queen fans, Xiao Zhan gave the other party a 'confidant' look.

The wine has been over three rounds, and the food has been over five points. Luo Wei, who had several glasses of red wine, had a crimson face. It's a charm! Slender fingers, holding the wine glass, as if telling his confidant about his bitterness, for the one in front of him, Luo Wei did not have any 'defense' at this time, at least on some issues.

Xiao Zhan is definitely a perfect listener, not staggering, and not too talkative. Only at the end of the day, the finishing touch, let Luo Wei agree again and again.

This is an 'old woman' telling her feelings to an old man, and this is also an old man, like a cheetah, waiting for the peace before the opportunity to go out. In the face of such a natural stunner, few men can really bear it.

"Actually, I just wanted to be a simple woman. There is no intrigue, no deceit, and no endless worries. I love to drink, but only a handful of times like today. In the past, in the Middle East, you had to guard against the animals around you even when you sleep, maybe they hit you with muscle stiffness needles in the next second, and then humiliated you to your heart's content. It's the kind of 'comrades-in-arms' who we are still united with the outside world during the day. ”

"Many of the little sisters chose to swallow their anger. And I chose to use a knife! For this reason, I was hunted down by the original mercenary group for a year. Until I set up my own mercenary group dedicated to women. And after killing that group of dog men...... As you inquired, 'Zhu Yeqing' has become the most famous 'poisonous widow' in the mercenary world. ”

Xiao Zhan, who smiled indifferently, got up and poured her a glass of boiled water. But she was not advised not to drink more! It seems that this kind of woman, who is used to living on the knife, knows if she can really get drunk.

Picking up the Luo Lanhua with boiled water, he looked at Xiao Zhan, and asked half-jokingly: "You won't have sweat medicine in it, just wait to carry me to bed, right?" ”

"That's the rhythm of self-inflicted death. Medusa, when you're willing to lift your skirt and remove your panties, I'll press you from the front. The words spoken by the man under the bed are a spit and a pit. Xiao Zhan used extremely vulgar language to explain a point to Luo Wei - we can be opponents, but after the fight, as long as no one on both sides can't get up, we can still be friends.

"I believe in you." After speaking, Luo Wei took a sip of boiled water.

Xiao Zhan, who was smoking a cigarette, followed the topic that Luo Wei had just mentioned. Ruo muttered meaningfully: "It is said that men conquer the world in order to conquer more women." But which women are used to conquer, and which women are used to love. The man knows it in his heart. ”

"For men, there are women who have their faces with them. Some women are by their side, and the days are warmer. For women, the simpler it is, the less simple it is. ”

'Papai ......' waited until Xiao Zhan finished saying this meaningfully, Luo Wei, who put down the water glass, clapped her hands, and the smile on her face became more sincere.

With one hand on her chin, Luo Wei looked at Xiao Zhan like this, with a little confusion in her eyes. The wriggling corners of the lips are very pleasantly desirable. Xiao Zhan looked back at the other party like this, without any behavior. But the more this happens, the longer the two look at each other......

"You said that if I kissed you, would you wipe my neck with a lancet?"

"Wouldn't you like to know if you tried it? People don't all die under peony flowers, and they are also romantic ghosts. You have the guts, but it's up to me to see if I'm worth it. Luo Wei's words were very encouraging.

He gave the choice to Xiao Zhan again. But this guy knows that if this thing is serious, it will lose. And the body that loses is incomplete!

"Beauty tricks?"

"You can try it......" When Luo Wei said this, Xiao Zhan really poked his head out. But this time, the weird bamboo Yeqing directly put the lancet on the table