98. The best sliver in history
"Brother Nan, wake up, it's time to get to the place", Tang Xiaoshi was sleeping Zhengxiang, was woken up, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that it was Qiu Qiu's big garden face, Nima, didn't I date Duanmuting in a café? Now where is this?
Looking through the car window, Nima had already arrived at the door of Tangyi No. 1 Middle School, Tang Xiaoshi got out of the car in a daze, and just took two steps, he saw the fat man chasing after him: "Brother Nan, Brother Nan." [Ran^Text^Library] []www。 xs520。 com
Tang Xiaoshi was startled, didn't I give money in the car, I turned around and ran away in fright, Qiu Qiu was in a hurry, floating on the water with light skills, and a few ups and downs overtook Tang Xiaoshi and stopped in front of him: "Brother Nan, what are you running?"
"You chased me, of course I ran away"
"Uh...", Qiu Qiu touched his head, this goods are starting to go crazy again, what was said in the car just now, this goods are now starting to be loaded again, forget it, everything will wait for the left protector to come back, take out a whistle from his pocket and hand it to Tang Xiaoshi: "This is the letter whistle of the Rongtian Fund, also known as the assembly whistle, I know that you are good at martial arts, in case of a special situation and a crisis, you blow the whistle, and the Rongtian brothers within a radius of ten miles will rush to support."
Tang Xiaoshi stuffed the whistle into his schoolbag, turned around and ran towards the school gate, Nima, what time is it, it's getting dark, and the school gate is about to close.
A black-faced doorman was waiting at the door, and when he saw Tang Xiaoshi panting and running over, he stretched out his hand to ask: "Where's the pass"?
Well, Tang Xiaoshi didn't know why he was here, and said strangely: "What pass"?
The black-faced janitor pointed with his hand, and a new announcement was posted on the notice board next to the school gate: In order to strengthen management and maintain campus order, from now on, day students must show a pass to enter and exit the school gate, and those who do not have a pass will not be allowed to enter the campus. The payment is made by the Registrar's Office, and the time is on the same day.
Tang Xiaoshi shook his head and asked, "Master, what day of the week is today?"
The doorman thought to himself, you kid is too stupid, I don't know what day of the week is today, and said angrily: "Today is Sunday."
Tang Xiaoshi thought for a while, that's right, he and Duanmuting were in Phoenix Mountain Park at about 9 o'clock in the morning on Sunday, then went to the café, and then fell asleep by himself, and then woke up and came here... Where did the ten hours go?
"Do you have a pass?"
"I have", Tang Xiaoshi touched a piece of paper from his schoolbag, shook it, and immediately rushed to the school gate.
"Stop", the black-faced doorman grabbed Tang Xiaoshi with one hand, snatched the paper with his hand, and then spoke into the phone: "Director Qi, Director Qi, I am the gate, a student forged a pass and wanted to enter the school and was caught by me, you come over."
Tang Xiaoshi was dumbfounded, he originally wanted to get through the trick, but he knew that this doorman was so strict.
It's also Tang Xiaoshi's stupidity, people's passes are the size of ID cards, with photos on them, class names, etc., Tang Xiaoshi wants to get through the test with an A4 paper, and his IQ is a hard injury.
The late master was not late this time, and appeared at the gate after a while, and when he saw that it was Tang Xiaoshi, he said in ecstasy: "It's you"!
"It's not me", Tang Xiaoshi covered his face in horror.
The black-faced doorman is a distant relative who came late, and he was belated to arrange to enter No. 1 Middle School as a doorman, and he was complacent at this time, and he could finally behave in front of the director, "Hehe, it finally fell into my hands, and he forced himself to storm the school gate without a pass, which is one sin; Forged pass, this is the second crime, not I said you, forgery also costs a little money, take an A4 paper and want to be a pass, IQ is a hard injury, ouch, there are words written on the A4 paper: there is a student of our school, Tang Xiaoshi, with excellent grades, excellent character and learning, to win honor for the school, it is specially allowed to .........", teeth fight, I can't read it.
I'm in a hurry, what's going on, grab the A4 paper and take a look: there is a student of our school, Tang Xiaoshi, with excellent grades, excellent character and learning, and won honor for the school, and he is hereby allowed to have all his activities in the school freely, and no one is allowed to obstruct it, so I hereby encourage! The inscription is Xie Mushan, the handwriting is Xie Mushan's own handwriting, and there is a red name tag at the end, which is Xie Mushan's private seal, which has been seen belated, and it cannot be fake.
Tang Xiaoshi lowered his head and waited for the belated lecture, he didn't see the belated movement for a long time, and when he looked up, the belated expression was puzzled and his face was full of shock, what is the situation?
Late finally came to his senses, my day, what does this thing have to do with the principal? The thing in my hand is equivalent to a holy decree within the scope of a middle school, and I thought about it for a long time, the person who can make Xie Mushan write such a note must be either rich or noble, and I can't offend him, and I want to have a good relationship with him from today on.
From Tang Xiaoshi's point of view, he saw Chi Lai's face full of shock, and then slowly moved the A4 paper up, covering the whole face, and moved away after thirty seconds, the old face smiled like a chrysanthemum, politely handed the A4 paper to Tang Xiaoshi, and said gently: "The dormitory is about to close, you go back quickly, the street lights over there in Wenhui Building are broken, you should be careful when you walk"
I wipe, the belated master learned the trick of the king of changing faces, there is a conspiracy, thirty-six plans to move the position, Tang Xiaoshi stuffed the a4 paper into the schoolbag, turned around and ran.
The black-faced doorman asked with a puzzled face, "Director, what was that just now?"
Chi Lai said angrily: "Don't inquire about things that shouldn't be asked, don't inquire more, take a good look at the gate", and left with his hands behind his back.
Tang Xiaoshi ran all the way, still a step late, the electric door of the dormitory was slowly closing, and the old man looked at Tang Xiaoshi with a wicked smile, I won't open the door, see what you do?
Tang Xiaoshi was angry and anxious, and he was only a few tens of seconds away, and if he didn't open the door, I would ask Xu Mu to find someone to beat your grandson tomorrow, and your grandson would not be in the first grade of the experimental primary school opposite.
I was really depressed, suddenly I had a flash of inspiration, patted my head, took out the magical A4 paper just now from my bag, looked down at it by the door lamp, and was immediately ecstatic, ouch I'll go, which angel sister put it in my bag, it's too powerful.
In the future, I can really walk sideways.
Paste the word on the door guard glass of the dormitory, and the word rushes inside, and after a while, I saw the iron door open, and the old man who watched the door greeted him with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, my own people, my own people, misunderstanding, misunderstanding", said a cigarette, Tang Xiaoshi took it arrogantly, the old man at the door respectfully lit the fire, Tang Xiaoshi carefully put the A4 paper into the schoolbag, grabbed the cigarette with fire from the old man's hand, and strode towards the dormitory, leaving the old man who was the gatekeeper still and smiled bitterly, I've seen hooligans, but I've never seen hooligans who pick the door like this.
As soon as Tang Xiaoshi entered the dormitory, he heard a voice shouting: "Stupid Tang Xiaoshi, what are you doing, Lao Tzu has been looking for you for a day", eh, it was actually Ye Qiu, this guy didn't take off his shoes, lying on Tang Xiaoshi's bed, and shouted angrily: "Your mother is better, Lao Tzu's diary is two less, did you take it..."