Chapter 658: Father-in-law's Biography
"Adulterer**, you hooked up and raped, and hurt my brother, I can't spare you!" Liu Mang saw a sturdy man with a height of more than eight feet, jumped up with hideous eyes, and grabbed a middle-aged man of the same height, but who looked hippie and capable on the other side. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The white-faced man also had some ability, and when the strong man grabbed him, he jumped up and dodged the blow of the strong man against the bench next to him.
"Hmph, okay, there are two brushes, worthy of being a Simon dog thief, but if you meet my Wuer, I will definitely not spare you! Kill! The strong man came prepared, and a long pu knife in his hand directly fought towards the white-faced man.
Takeji Ximen? Liu Mang's eyes widened, big brother, what are you doing? This filming, Liu Mang and a few accompanying classmates went to Hengdian, a film and television base in China, and went to the toilet, and when they came out, several classmates disappeared, and Liu Mang saw the drama in front of him after the disaster.
"Wu Er, you are so rampant, you are easy to provoke when you are a certain Simon! Your filthy brother has a three-foot body and a five-inch nail, why does he have a golden lotus, and he doesn't look at the bronze mirror to see what kind of thing it is! The white-faced man is not easy to mess with, and his face is also full of anger.
"Arrest, Simon dog thief, my eldest brother is marrying Ming Media,"
"Ming Media is getting married? Joke, if it weren't for the fact that the big family couldn't get Jin Lian to use such a trick, would he be cheaper for this five-inch nail? If it weren't for Jin Lian's gambling father, who coveted your family's hundreds of dollars, his five-inch nail would have been able to touch Jin Lian? ”
"I don't care, Simon Dog Thief, you and this Golden Lotus slut killed my brother together, I will definitely avenge my brother, take my life!"
"Good, good!" Liu Mang stood aside and couldn't stop applauding, because this scene was so good.
Between the two sides, you come and go, slashing and stabbing, very refreshing, and the tables, chairs and benches are flying sideways, which makes Liu Mang very enjoyable. Liu Mang was about to take out money from his arms to reward, but when he turned over his body, he found that he had changed into an ancient man's robe in order to experience this ancient style, and he had spent a deposit of 1,000 oceans on Liu Mang, and his wallet was also with his classmates.
The more Liu Mang watched it, the more fascinated he became, this Hengdian is worthy of being China's film and television base, he Liu Mang is also lucky, there is such a big drama as soon as he comes, Liu Mang is a little proud now, those pit goods, let you go to the toilet and don't wait for me, hehe, I can't see it now.
"Simon Dog Thief takes his life!" I saw that the strong man roared, and Ke Fei took the long sword in the hand of the white-faced man over there, and the sword fell in his hand, and a good human head rose to the sky.
"I'll go, and I'll have special effects magic, cut off my head!" Liu Mang was relatively close, so he was splashed on his face by the blood all of a sudden.
"And blood? It's made with ketchup! Liu Mang subconsciously licked twice. Kindness? Why does it have a bitter and salty taste? Liu Mang was still stunned, and the strong man over there suddenly turned his head and glared at Liu Mang.
"Look, look at what I'm doing!" Liu Mang wondered in his heart, did this actor blame himself for not giving money for watching the play, Liu Mang was stared at enough by this strong man, and the hideous gaze made Liu Mang a little frightened, "Big, big brother, this, I didn't have cash on me, that and that swipe, can you swipe the card." ”
"Swiping a card? What nonsense are you talking about, I still don't understand my hatred when I kill Simon's dog thief, I will kill the yin woman, and say, where did Pan's ** go! This strong man came towards Liu Mang.
"Pan's**?" Liu Mang was stunned for a moment, and then he laughed, it turned out that this was an interpretation of Wu Song's killing of Ximen Qing. There's still an interaction.
Liu Mang smiled, "This big brother, didn't this Pan family have already been killed by you!" ”
"Killed by me? How do I not know? ”
"En" Liu Mang didn't understand, what was clearly said in this Water Margin was that Wu Song would find Ximen Qing after killing Pan Jinlian. Why did this Wu Song say that he didn't kill Pan, this script is wrong.
"Big brother, you didn't read the script wrong! This Pan was indeed killed by you. ”
"Wrong script? What does this mean? ”
"Hey, why are you such an actor so unprofessional, let me tell you, you returned to this house from out of town, saw your brother, Wu Dalang's spirit card, and listened to the words of your neighbors, it was the Pan family who poisoned your eldest brother with Ximenqing, you killed Pan Jinlian first in a fit of anger and then went to the restaurant to find Ximenqing and kill Ximenqing, this is the correct script."
"What nonsense are you talking about, I went back home to see my brother's spiritual position, but I didn't find that Pan **, so I came to the house of the Ximen dog thief to find the Ximen dog thief, this Ximen dog thief was killed by me, there is only one Pan left, say quickly, where is this Pan family? If you don't say that the big knife in your grandfather's hand doesn't know you. The strong man said viciously to Liu Mang.
"Cut, you can still kill Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has told you, Lao Tzu has no cash on him, you can swipe the card, you can give you a reward if you have a pos machine, if not, get out of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu still has to find classmates!" Liu Mang rolled his eyes at this strong man, this scene is good, but it's not good to get in front of others to give a reward.
"Who are you guys!" The anger on the strong man's face came up again.
"What's the matter, Lao Tzu is your Lao Tzu, your Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu, do you have an opinion?" Liu Mang shouted at this strong man with his head held high, what is it, if you are a star, my brother can still ask you for an autographed photo, right, an ordinary actor dares to call himself grandpa.
"Ang Ang Ang, I'm going to kill you, and then I'm going to find that Pan! Simon Dog Thief killed my eldest brother, I want his family to be buried with me! The strong man was furious, and the big knife that was still dripping blood in his hand was brandished.
"Come on, slash at Lao Tzu's neck, what's the matter, you still want to kill people with your prop knife, what about the stage owner, Made, Lao Tzu wants to complain." Liu Mang was not polite to the strong man.
"It's inside, it's inside, hurry up, Dong Zhutou, that Wu Song's thief is in this room!" Suddenly there was the sound of human voices and footsteps outside the mansion, and there were quite a few people listening to the footsteps.
"Hmph, you thief is lucky, the government is here, I haven't avenged my eldest brother and can't be arrested, so I'll leave you with a dog's life and take it later, and I'll go." Saying that, the strong man went directly in the direction of the backyard, and suddenly crossed the beam, and Liu Mang was a little dumbfounded, this is still a martial arts actor.
Soon, a group of people poured in behind him, and the head of the person was dressed like a housekeeper and shouted at Liu Mang, "Uncle, uncle, what about the Wu Song thief, I have already called the county government Dong to catch the head, Wu Song's thief, I must not let him escape." ”
Another black-faced man on the side hugged his fist towards Liu Mang, "Gongzi Chen!" ”
This scene is also a full set, although Liu Mang wondered why he called himself Chen Gongzi, but he still followed the fist and said, "Dong Zhutou, that Wu Song has already run away from that backyard." ”
"Someone is coming after me." Dong Zhutou was about to lead someone to chase him out, when suddenly a catcher shouted loudly, "Dong Tou, here, here, there is a corpse." "The table and chair were already in a mess, and if you didn't look closely, you really couldn't see it, and the body was lying under the table and chair.
"Eun headless corpse?" Dong Zhutou frowned.
"Head, this way, this way!" I saw a catcher and pointed to the other side and shouted in a little panic, only to see a big head fall on the ground.
"West, West Simon Official!" Dong Zhutou was frightened.
"Sir, sir. Why did you die so miserably? The man who was the housekeeper over there, Mo Yang, fell to his knees and cried loudly beside the headless corpse.
found Ximenqing's body, things are a little easier, stitch the body together, and then find a good coffin to put in, the county government is also easy to handle, everyone knows who the murderer is, that is Wu Song, the second eldest of the martial arts.
The entire Qinghe County moved to search for Wu Song, the murderer.
In the main hall, a group of women from the Ximen family were kneeling and burning paper and crying, and the guests who came and went were offering incense to our Ximen officials.
And in the backyard, a teenager is not calm.
"It's not true, it's not true, I'm dreaming, I'm really having nightmares!" Liu Mang sat alone on the chair and held his head, comforting himself, coming to Hengdian to experience the general deduction of the base, how do you know that when you go to the toilet, you will be a person after you come out.
If it was said that he was acting before, then what did that Ximenqing's corpse say? The human head model is not so detailed, and Ximen Qingcai still has body temperature on his body, and blood flows out of the broken neck, and he wades to the ground, what the hell is this! I want my mother, I want to go home. Liu Mang wanted to cry without tears.
"Uncle, uncle, He Zhi County is here." The housekeeper ran in and said to Liu Mang.
"He Zhi County?" Liu Mang was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, uncle, He Zhixian came to mourn for our master." The housekeeper over there said to Liu Mang, and Liu Mang also recognized being called his uncle, because they said that they were the son-in-law of the Ximen official Chen Jingye, who no longer knew where to go, and Liu Mang could only be this door-to-door son-in-law in a daze.
"Huh?" It turns out that this He Zhi County came to the door to mourn for his colleague Ximen Daguan, how do people say that they are also parents and officials, come to your house to mourn, you also have to come to entertain personally, Ximen Daguan is dead, there are a bunch of female streamers left, Chen Economy, that is, our Liu Mang children's shoes are the only male owner in this family.
Liu Mang followed the housekeeper and walked out, only to see He Zhixian, who had a fat head and big ears, talking to a young woman in the front hall with a puffed stomach, and while talking, he also poked the salty pig's hand towards the young woman's body.
Liu Mang's brows immediately frowned, and he hurriedly walked over, interrupted by a shout, the salty pig hand of our parents.
"Lord Zhixian!" Liu Mang stepped forward and hugged his fist towards He Zhixian.
"Yes!" He Zhixian was in a state of shame and anger, he was about to touch the hand of this little lady of the Pan family, but he was interrupted by a thing that did not have long eyes, he just wanted to see which thing it was that did not have long eyes, and then he raised his head and saw that it was Liu Mang.
"It turned out to be Chen Xian's nephew!" He County Commander smiled at Liu Mang on the side, that is a real smile, why is this, that is, the death of the Ximen official, although He County Order has one less entry, but He County Order is happy when he thinks about it, that is, Ximen Qing is finished, so can he keep such a large amount of family wealth from the widows of the Ximen family?
Isn't this cheap He County Order, for these beautiful wives of our Ximen officials, He Da's parents have been coveting it for a long time, He County Order said in his heart to the Ximen officials who stood up above the mourning hall, my Ximen brothers, you died so miserably, you left these orphans and widows, you can rest assured, this official will definitely help you use this ten thousand family wealth, help your Ximen family inheritance, and will not make these little ladies lonely and uncomfortable.
He Xianling doesn't care at all about the son-in-law of the Ximen official in front of him, your family is dead, and you still care about such a son-in-law as you. Liu Mang didn't want to care about these things, but looking at the few widows and little maidservants over there looking at him in fear, he could only sigh, the greedy look in the eyes of this He Zhixian Liu Mang could see it clearly, the greed for the wealth of the Ximen family, and the greed for the beautiful wives left by the big officials of the Ximen.
Now he is counted as the only male of the Simon family.
"I don't know why Lord Zhixian came to my Ximen Mansion!" Liu Mang asked at this He County Order.
"This official, come to this mansion, one of them, this Ximen Xian brother and this official were originally brothers and sisters, knowing the tragedy of Ximen Brother, I feel very sorry and hated for my brother, so I came to give Ximen Xian a stick of incense." He Xianling looked grief-stricken, he was simply born in acting.
"Someone bring incense and candles!" Liu Mang said to his housekeeper.
Soon someone brought the incense candle and handed it to our He County Order, who picked up the incense candle and pretended to be a certain example to give this live incense.
"That's the second one!" He Xianling said again: "This Wu Song thief, even hateful, I have already sent an official document, as long as there is news of this Wu Song, he will definitely be arrested and punished on the spot!" He Xianling said to Liu Mang on the side.
This is not the purpose of He County's order, Liu Mang just looked at this He County's order quietly, sea fishing is looking for a needle in a haystack, it is useful, Wu Song has been caught a long time ago, and it will be until now?
"This third" Our He County Order finally saw the dagger, and his pair of mung bean eyes began to shine "This third, that is Wu Song's thief, it is too hateful, the ferocity is unbearable, and it is possible to come back at any time, this virtuous nephew might as well take his sisters-in-law to my county office, this time, this official can easily take care of the widow of this Ximen virtuous brother, can you also ensure your safety."
"Huh!" Liu Mang smiled sarcastically in his heart, go to your mansion? Go to your mansion above this Ximen family's wealth will become your He County Order's money, and this is also the widow of the Ximen official, I'm afraid that in the blink of an eye, it will become your He County Order's fifth and sixth aunts.
No wonder this housekeeper pulled himself out, this He County Order is a local parent official in Qinghe County, the Emperor of the Soil, this housekeeper is naturally afraid of this He County Order, so he can only let his fake son-in-law come out.
Liu Mang didn't want to care about this matter, he can't protect himself now, he doesn't know what kind of bullshit place he is in, he can play through the toilet, isn't this funny! The affairs of this Ximen family have something to do with him Liu Mang.
But seeing the panicked look at himself, the only male in the Ximen family, that kind of look called hope made Liu Mang hesitate.
After thinking about it, Liu Mang still gritted his teeth, "Thank you Lord He for the dead Lord Taishan, thank Lord He for taking time out of his busy schedule to worship Mount Tai" Liu Mang has not dealt with officials, but he has seen the officials on TV, you come and go, the only thing that has remained unchanged throughout the ages is the politeness between officials.
"Where, where! These are all things that this official should do! He Xianling touched his beard and nodded, as long as Chen Economy agreed, then his He Lord's package would have to be at least doubled, and with all this money, he He could bribe Shangguan to get promoted to make a fortune.
"But!" Liu Mang suddenly turned around: "This widow who takes care of Taishan, the burden of the mother-in-law and adults is still not bothering the adults, after all, my family is not without men." Liu Mang looked at He Xianling and said with a glittering eye.
"Nephew, have you thought it through?" The smile on He Xianling's face was embarrassed on his face. The little mung bean eyes narrowed.
Liu Mang panicked in his heart, after all, being watched by such an old oilman in the officialdom, Liu Mang was naturally a little afraid in his heart, but everyone on the side was watching, if he retreated, wouldn't he become a turtle?" Liu Mang continued.
"Virtuous nephew, your surname is Chen, not Ximen, this Ximen family is not his own family for the virtuous nephew." He Xianling looked at Liu Mang and said with a smile. "Could it be that the virtuous nephew has taken a fancy to this family wealth!"
"Hehe, my lord laughed, I am the son-in-law of Lord Yue, isn't this Chen family Ximen family all family! As for this Wanguan family wealth, hehe, to put it mildly, Lord Taishan has no heirs, and this Wanguan family wealth will not be surnamed Chen sooner or later! Liu Mang didn't give in to He County's order.
"So the virtuous nephew won't let the widow of Ximen's virtuous brother live in my mansion?"
"No need to go!"
"What if Ben-sama is really hospitable?" He Xianling's tone had already begun to get heavier, and the meaning of the threat was beyond words.
"Hehe, my lord's hospitality is too much, and I may have to run to the northwest for a while.!" Liu Mang also sneered.
"Oh, then I'd like to see how to go to the northwest!"
"Adults are casual, my father Chen Hong is also as hospitable as adults, and he may be waiting for adults to go in the northwest.
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In the third year of Jian'an in the Han Dynasty, outside Xiapi in Xuzhou, "Brothers, I am a man in the state, but I have ever been afraid!" "A man with heroic eyes and a strong killing intent revealed all over his body.
The body was also stained with blood, and the cloak behind it had long been dyed dark red, but only one Fang Tian painting halberd was spotless, exuding a faint cold light that made people feel frightened.
"No, never!" A group of men in battle armor below shouted loudly.
"Okay, now that the army of my state is in crisis, the Cao thief and the Liu thief are forcing me to wait very quickly, although the city of Xiapi can only do the battle of the trapped beasts, they think that they will eat me Lu Bu, but they have never thought about who I Lu Bu is!"
"Wolf God, Wolf God!" The man who approved the battle armor below roared.
"What should the wolves of the steppe do when they face the enemy!"
'Fight, fight! “
"Okay, I'll ride the wolf in the state, pass on my military order, and fight with me, I will definitely make that Cao thief and Liu thief regret coming here and open the city gate!" Lu Bu took the lead and led the wolf riders of Bingzhou, who were only less than a thousand horsemen left, out of the fortified city of Xiapi.
Outside the city, the army was lined up, and Cao Cao and Liu Bei each led an army to look at Xiapi.
"Lu Bu is also the god of war, why is the world unhappy with this god of war." Cao Cao couldn't help but sigh, although he and Lu Bu were enemies, he couldn't change Cao Cao's appreciation for Lu Bu.
"The lord, Lu Bu, the wolf, is wild and untamable, he should be killed, the top priority should be to break the Pi and obtain Xuzhou." A thin scribe on the side said to Cao Cao, although the scribe is thin, as if the wind blows down, but don't underestimate this young and thin scribe, the battle of Xuzhou, Lu Bu's 70,000 army, was defeated by him with a word, and he couldn't bear it, otherwise Lu Bu would not have come out to fight to the death, this person is Cao Cao's first strategist Guo Jia Guo Fengxiao.
"Huh!" Cao Cao usually supports Guo Jia, but this time he didn't know why, he just smiled perfunctorily.
Guo Jia knew that his lord had fantasies again, and wanted to subdue Lu Bu, a fierce general, he loved talents too much, but you must know that wolves will never be tamed. However, Guo Jia didn't say much, and he will persuade him when he wins Xiapi.
"Where is Cao Chun?" Cao Cao shouted loudly to his men.
"The last general!" A young warrior who was somewhat similar to Cao Cao stood up and hugged Cao Cao with his fist.
"Cao Chun commanded my Yanzhou tiger and leopard iron cavalry of 3,000, and met with the wolf cavalry of Bingzhou, which is known as the first in the world, for a while, and told him that although the wolf is fierce, it is not as good as the tiger and leopard!"
"The last general commands." Cao Chun clenched his fists and ordered: "The tiger and leopard iron horse come with me." "Three thousand heavy armored cavalry ran up, and the land began to the east of the town.
"Where is Xu Huang, Xu Zhu!" Cao Cao issued another order.
"The last general!"
"With the two of you leading me to 10,000 elites in Qingzhou, give me a rearing around the city of Xiapi, block all sides, don't let the wolf ride out of the state, I want to annihilate him." Cao Cao has full confidence in himself, and his 100,000 army is here, and how many Lu Bu in the city are left?
"The last general commands," Xu Chu and Xu Huang nodded and left.
"In this way, you can get it, you can get it in Xuzhou, and you can get it in Lu Bu, the god of war." Cao Cao was laughing in his heart.
There was also a partial division of Liu Bei on the side of Cao Jun, I saw Liu Bei's eyes shining at the heavy armored cavalry fighting on the face, whether it was a wolf riding or a tiger and leopard riding in Bingzhou, it was all coveted by him Liu Bei, he Liu Bei didn't have these, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Liu Bei's eyes narrowed, "Fight, fight, one death and one injury is the best, Xiapi is mine, and Xuzhou is also mine!" ”
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"This, this, this!" Above the head of the city, Wu Chi, stared at the scene in front of him with wide eyes, under the city, tens of thousands of men and horses were mobilizing and fighting, eight hundred wolf riders in the state, and only eight hundred people were fighting with three thousand tigers and leopards under the city plus 10,000 Qingzhou elites, if it weren't for the fact that the wolf riders in Bingzhou had been lost, I'm afraid this battle situation would not be like this.
But none of this has anything to do with me.
Wu Chi wanted to cry and fall off the cliff, and even jumped over the Huangpu River Bridge when he was electrocuted, but have you ever seen the toilet crossed, isn't it that you didn't bring paper to the toilet, and you didn't flush it when you went to the toilet! Isn't it just that after squatting in the pit for a long time, his legs are congested, and his mind is dizzy, and when he stands up, he is dizzy, and when Wu Chi recovers again, it will become the scene in front of him.
"Childe, let's go, if you don't leave, you won't be able to leave!" A young man who looked like a servant on the side said to Wu Chi.
"Let's go? Where to go? Walk? Wu Chi finally knew something from this young man's mouth, this is Xiapi, is Xiapi in Xuzhou, or Xiapi nearly 1,800 years ago, the young man opposite him is his Wu Chi's scholar, surnamed Inexplicable. He turned out to be the son-in-law of Lu Bu, the god of war who fought in the city, of course, he was not married yet. Lu Bu took the initiative to meet the battle with eight hundred wolf horsemen, which was to give everyone in the city a chance to retreat.