In your previous life, whether it was on the Internet or in reality, you must have heard others boast about their sexual ability, the most typical word is Seven Jiro in one night, Lu Deshuang has not tried to challenge it before, but today, Lu Deshuang is absolutely serious to tell you that the beauty of Seven Jiro in one night is absolutely fake. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It started at eight o'clock last night and didn't rest until two o'clock in the evening.

Scarlett Johansson and Lu Deshuang fought frantically for six hours, and Lu Deshuang really realized what it means to be exhausted, and the five jets directly hollowed out Lu Deshuang's body, and finally satisfied this little goblin.

"Sweetheart, get up for lunch."

"I'm not going to eat, let me sleep again!"

Lu Deshuang is so tired now, really tired, I don't want to care about anything, I just want to lie in the bed and continue to sleep, it is really the achievement of five Jilang in one night last night, which has completely exhausted Lu Deshuang's spirit, especially today's weather does not seem to be very good, it is drizzling outside, and it is cold, which makes Lu Deshuang even more reluctant to get up.

"Oh my God, Scarlett, you go around me, I can't stand it!"

Lu Deshuang was woken up by his mother with a slap, and he also tried to be gently picked up by Li Bingbing, but he did not enjoy the legendary morning and evening bite, logically speaking, this is a very enjoyable thing, but in the case of Lu Deshuang, who was sprayed five times last night, the little brother who had begun to be sad could no longer withstand Scarlett Johansson's toss, so Lu Deshuang hurriedly sat up.

"Hmph, then hurry up!" Scarlett Johansson finally pinched Lu Deshuang's little brother and sneered.

Women are the ground, men are cows, the more the land is plowed, the better the cows, the thinner the cows become, Lu Deshuang has deeply realized at this moment, look at himself, he is completely hollowed out of his body, and Scarlett Johansson is full of energy, radiant, and obviously moisturized.

"I'll get up, I'll get up!"

Lu Deshuang got off the bed with a sad face, and his heart was almost like crying, what kind of sin did he suffer, there were so many big Yanmars for him to choose from, but he was cheap, because of the impression of Scarlett Johansson's future widow, he chose to pursue this little goblin.

Lu Deshuang even began to wonder if he had to go to Xiangjiang to find a feng shui master to ask the scriptures, whether he had encountered rotten peach blossoms this year, first Xu Qianyuan, and then Xu Qiongshuang, ran to the United States, and was caught by Scarlett Johansson, it really hurts.

"Scarlett, where's my cigarette?"

"I threw it away."

"Hey, you can't do that, you know, I've got to smoke in the bathroom, or I won't be able to pull it out!"

"Here, don't smoke those cheap cigarettes in the future, it's easy to get cancer, let's smoke this Cuban cigar."

Ludd looked at Scarlett Johansson speechlessly, of course he knew that the nicotine content of cigar tobacco was less than 2%, which was the lowest of all tobaccos, but there was also a disadvantage of smoking cigars, that is, cigar smoke was not inhaled, so people were not experienced like smoking.

This is also why, Lu Deshuang is obviously rich, but he still likes to smoke, instead of following the crowd and learning what cigars those in high society smoke.

"Scarlett, we've broken up, you can't control me like this anymore!"

"I had already spoken to Li before you came, and she approved of me doing so, so, now, grab the cigar and let me in!"

Lu Deshuang looked at Scarlett Johansson with a flushed face, he actually did not resist being controlled by Scarlett Johansson in his heart, he was able to get rid of Scarlett Johansson easily like other women, just because she was the same as Li Bingbing, neither of them was for fame and fortune, and they always liked to control themselves, for Lu Deshuang, who was in self-exile, it was a feeling that was difficult to express in words.

However, habit is a terrible thing, if Li Bingbing's way of managing Lu Deshuang is relatively Wenzhou, then Scarlett Johansson's way is very simple and rude, it can be said that Lu Deshuang was able to come out of self-blame, relying on Li Bingbing's help, and being able to come out of the fall is all due to Scarlett Johansson.

If it weren't for this girl who threatened herself from time to time that she had sex with her before she was eighteen years old, and kept herself away from those women who approached her with various purposes, maybe even if Lu Deshuang could finally come to his senses, his body would have been almost empty.

Therefore, Lu Deshuang can now live a healthy life, and he can still have a five-shot love affair with Scarlett Johansson, thanks to Scarlett Johansson's discipline at the beginning.

“…………”

As for Scarlett Johansson's words, Lu Deshuang didn't doubt it, because it's so strange, two people who are obviously rivals in love, the relationship between Scarlett Johansson and Li Bingbing, although it is not as good as that with his girlfriend, but he has not become an enemy, but in that depraved time, the two often join forces to restrain Lu Deshuang.

Lu Deshuang did not continue to fight with Lu Deshuang, and walked into the toilet with a cigar, because Lu Deshuang knew that even if he fought to the end, it was impossible to change the cigar in his hand into a cigarette.

When Lu Deshuang walked downstairs, he saw that the table was already full of all kinds of Chinese dishes that Lu Deshuang liked to eat, and I had to say that although it had been a few months since the breakup, some of Scarlett Johansson's habits had not changed, such as knowing that she was not used to eating Western food.

"Scarlett, where did you buy these from, is it only a few months before an authentic Chinese restaurant appears nearby?"

Compared with those Chinese foods that have been improved and suitable for foreigners' tastes, Lu Deshuang naturally likes Chinese food that can still maintain authenticity, because if you haven't tried those improved Chinese foods, you will never know how much sugar those chefs put in the dishes, and if you eat too much, it will be so sweet that you will be sick to your stomach.

"Of course not, I made it myself!"

Scarlett Johansson's face is full of pride at the moment, you must know that for this meeting, she has been preparing for three months, and she was going to give Lu Deshuang a surprise when she was promoting the movie in Huaxia, but she never expected that Lu Deshuang released her pigeons.

"Huh...... Scarlett, this joke is funny, now that I'm laughing, you can tell me, which takeaway is this. ”

Regarding Scarlett Johansson's words, Lu Deshuang directly regarded it as a joke, not to mention that when we got along before, Scarlett Johansson did cook, but those menus were either fried beef, or fruit and vegetable salad, and it was not that I hadn't tried to cook Chinese food for him, but the things that came out of the pot in the end were all black pieces, and you know how bad Scarlett Johansson's cooking skills are.

"Damn, I'm not kidding you, that's what I did!"

Scarlett Johansson now wants to strangle Lu Deshuang's heart, you must know that in order to be able to make a Chinese meal that satisfies Lu Deshuang, Scarlett Johansson not only found a chef who can make a chef that meets Lu Deshuang's taste, but even when he runs around the world, he will also borrow the hotel kitchen to practice in his spare time.

But these efforts, without waiting for Lu Deshuang's praise, were treated as a joke, how do you say Scarlett Johansson will feel? (To be continued.) )