Chapter 095: I'm Not Pure Anymore
"Kaguya, can you explain what the hell happened?"
**The treatment of the temple was undoubtedly successful, but when it was time for Kotori to recover, there was a situation that he did not expect, and after a glance at Kaguya, he gave up all his efforts.
Kaguya, what the hell did you do?
Although the situation is a little better now, the piano has also changed from gray and white to a darker tone, but hiding in the corner and drawing circles, and then from time to time raise his head and whisper in a strange tone.
"It looks like someone is hiding something."
"Hahaha."
Turning around with a dry laugh, Kaguya looked for the third person who didn't exist.
"Tell me, what else have you done?"
"Actually, I've watched more than one anime."
"What else?"
"Double ponytail, I became double ponytail." Kaguya whispered.
My God, ** Temple is also speechless, right hand on forehead, let me be quiet first.
Is that an animation that people watch?
This is an anime that will cause huge spiritual pollution to the double ponytail, especially the red-haired double ponytail.,It's hard for you to think about dropping off the san value in the piano.,And then become a witch?,She's a human with the power of elves.,And it's not a magical girl!
Kaguya, who knows that he is at a loss, still has some things that he hasn't told **Temple.,For example, in the ear of the piano, this double ponytail looks like you or something......
It's no wonder that even if he enlightened the Qinli, it was only equivalent to a mental problem from the level of pneumonia to the level of a severe cold, and although the symptoms and severity were reduced, it was not a normal state.
If "Dating Wars" is a question about her world, then "I Became a Double Ponytail" is a denial of herself, the cute red-haired girl with a double ponytail is a man, and I don't follow this result!!
Therefore, the temple turned around and left, not dragging mud and water at all.
"Wait!" How about you are gone, I am good at other things, and after this incident, I learned that I am definitely a crooked pollution master in terms of psychological talent, Kaguya gave up on solving the problem by himself, and now the only talent is gone, how can I do it.
Kaguya, who flew up, literally hugged the thigh of the ** temple.
After being dragged for several steps, the ** temple still turned back helplessly.
"You can't give up on treatment!"
Hey, who's going to give up treatment!
Never mind.
"I'm just going to cook something to eat, I haven't eaten for a day out, I'll help you later."
Kaguya, who stood up again, shook his head and said, "Solve this first, and I'll solve the problem of dinner." “
"You?"
There was a thick question in his eyes and tone, and the distrust on his face fully showed that he was about Kaguya, Kaguya's cooking or something, something completely beyond human imagination.
"Really, I'm the best cook on the moon back then, except for Yonglin."
"It's totally unimaginable."
"That's good, if you can't eat what you make, I'll kill myself on the spot."
Kaguya patted himself on the chest and made a promise that sounded great.
But for the people of Penglai, does this kind of thing make sense, it will be resurrected the moment the seppuku is completed, and if the hand speed is fast enough, it is not even painful, can this kind of thing really be used as a punishment?
Looking at Kaguya, who ran quickly to the kitchen, for fear that **Temple would regret it, **Temple fell into silence, and he also lowered his body and touched the place where Kaguya had touched it just now.
It's not the softness of the chest brought by sticking too close to the nostalgia of Kaguya, and it's not something like a girl's body fragrance.
Kaguya itself has no smell, and the whole person is as clean as moonlight, because of the power of eternity, there is no need to use sandalwood or anything like it on clothes.
In fact, it is bad to have a fragrance, just like a well-known person with his own fragrance in the Celestial Empire next door, according to the rigorous research of scientists, the real cause turned out to be aromatic armpit odor (covering the face).
So the truth of the world is often too cruel.
Far from it.
Don't you care about being hugged by Kaguya, what are you thinking about?
"Weight."
Yes, the first two steps haven't been reacted to yet**Temple has taken a few more steps, so taking Kaguya is like strapped to an oversized sandbag, and Kaguya's weight can be easily calculated according to accurate induction and rigorous calculations.
Anomalous, absolutely anomalous.
Even the clothes that are definitely not light on the body are only less than forty kilograms, that is, not counting, Kaguya's own weight is only about thirty kilograms, which is too light for a normal woman, and it is difficult to maintain the weight even to survive.
But Kaguya is still alive and well, should I say that I really deserve to be the princess of the moon?
Let's listen to what is being said in the piano first, and I always feel that the problem will not be as simple as it seems.
The ** temple that approached finally heard the complete words in the slightly moving lips of the piano.
"I'm no longer pure."
……
In the kitchen, Kaguya rummaged through the cabinets to find the ingredients, and the wide kimono was very inconvenient when cooking, so she changed into civilian clothes, the uniform of the female students of Tiangong City Metropolitan Lai Zen High School, in order to give Kaguya a feeling of closeness to the five rivers Qinli is also quite hard.
Similarly, in order not to fall into strange places when cooking, Kaguya also tied a double ponytail.
But when the preparation process is done, what should be cooked?
Kaguya scratched her head in some distress, radish?
No, no, no, the mere touch of a radish was enough to give her goosebumps all over her body now, and in the last five hundred years, Reisen had opened her eyes to the strange theory of what it meant to eat only one thing to eat the dead.
But there doesn't seem to be any other ingredients.
Looking at some empty places, she was a little nostalgic for Lingxian who went out for treatment, after all, her essence is a doctor, so she usually has some tasks.
This time, the people who returned with the ** temple all had a lot of discomfort, it is said that they saw too many snakes so they were a little flustered, and their heartbeats were too fast and they urgently needed Reisen to stabilize them.
But he can't rely on Reisen for everything, so Kaguya rolls up his black cuffs and decides to do something.
"So that's your work?"
**Temple looked at the things that were served by the sweaty Kazuya, and said that you can't make a little more, but the instant noodles in front of you haven't even removed the cup, you have to at least put it in the pot and cook it.
Cup noodles, commonly known as instant noodles, are one of the greatest inventions of the twentieth century, and it is a delicious food that can solve the dietary problems of modern people who live extremely fast, and it is really the best choice for lazy people.
But since it's Kaguya's stuff, of course the simpler the better.
Cup noodles are such a thing as no technical content at all, as long as the seasoning is sprinkled and brewed with boiling water, but looking at Kaguya, who has symptoms of fatigue after doing such a little thing, **Temple suddenly felt a little uneasy, it can't be a strange dark cuisine.
It's different from Kaguya, who can still be alive after eating his own dark food, although it is claimed to be a beacon of human evolution, if you really eat something strange, it will really happen, especially now that Yayi Yonglin doesn't know that it's not there, and Reizen is sure that it's not there.
It's not likely, after the food poisoning, Kaguya will be frozen with eternal power and wait for the doctor to come back.
So......
"Kaguya, you take a bite first."
"Hmph." Knowing the intention of the ** temple, Kaguya was very dissatisfied, as if she was going to deliberately harm him, with a face full of unhappiness, she fiercely called most of it to her mouth with a small plastic fork.
Starve you!
Seeing that because of the deliciousness of things, the expression suddenly changed from a vicious expression to a heavenly expression Kaguya, **Temple was very surprised.
As a result, Kaguya's used fork, **Temple also tasted it carefully, it was unexpectedly delicious, very delicious, and even exceeded the limit of instant noodles. Kaguya's sentence that moon noodle cooking is the best may not be groundless.
"Hmph, I'm sorry, I'm not going to cook for you, it's troublesome."
"How?"
Obviously, the various spices were in normal proportions, and there were no additional substances added to them, and from what he knew, Kaguya knew that she was not like Pache who could use all kinds of magic magic, and even there were not many other means besides the power of time.
Looking at the puzzled appearance of the ** temple, Kaguya is very useful, and then he just doesn't say it.
Because the reason is not very embarrassing.
Being able to cook food is also a manifestation of the beauty of oriental women, and the moonlit night who is determined to create a perfect oriental beauty has even taken this into account, and the things made by Kaguya are delicious, no matter how bad the ingredients are, they can achieve the ultimate deliciousness, and even surpass the ingredients themselves.
But rather than being a blessing, the undispellable trait is like a curse, and everything is delicious, meaning that it does not have its own characteristics and cannot make its own taste.
However, the temple did not dwell on this issue for too long, after all, this is just a small episode in life.
"By the way, I've already found out all the things in the piano."
"Really?" If you understand the reason, you will know that there will be a solution to the solution, but looking at the subtle eyes of the ** temple, Kaguya always feels that something will make him unhappy.
"Let's go and hear what she's talking about."
Kaguya leaned closer to the piano and listened carefully to the very low volume of the broken thoughts in the piano.
"I'm not pure anymore."
What a situation!
Thick doubts lingered in Kaguya's heart, and now she found that her IQ was a little insufficient, and her excessive addiction to the two-dimensional world had already made her reactions less sharp than before.
"It's not the anime itself that makes her uncomfortable.,How can there be girls in the world who don't know their gender.,So this doesn't actually cause her any harm.。
So what's going on?
Looking at the more and more subtle eyes of the ** temple, Kaguya always felt as if he had pitted himself again this time.
"Because of you."
"Me?"
"Yes, isn't there always a bridge in those modern urban love stories, and many people like to pretend to be someone else to express their inner thoughts. For example, a man asks a woman, 'If a man says to you that he likes you. It usually refers to the fact that the man himself likes the woman, but it is only for the sake of face and other reasons. ”
"Since there is no doubt about your gender, as a smart person, Kotori will definitely think about your intentions in doing this. Isn't there a person who can use a double ponytail device to become a girl, besides her? ”
"So in her eyes, you are using this thing as a pervert, plus you slept with her last night, and today you probably did something like that, because she was touched by a man and felt that she was no longer pure, you must know that she likes Wuhe Shidao very much, and this kind of encounter is a big blow to the girl's reputation."
Poof-, a mouthful of old blood spurted out of the night sky, cute boy or something, she hadn't heard this kind of title since she was born.