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I'm a rough guy, huh!

The reason why I expressed my personality at the beginning of the article in the first place has something to do with what I am going to talk about next! What a sad ......

I wanted to surprise my wife! Leaving Shanghai with nearly twenty kilograms of luggage, no express delivery was chosen. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info an oversized suitcase, and went to the airport stupidly. Because I chose a special fare, I departed in the morning, and stayed near the airport the night before. When I arrived at Pudong Airport, I said that there was a special car transfer from the hotel.

The hotel didn't lie to me, and the chauffeur contacted me early, and I listened to the music of Longjing rap and waited silently at the airport at night.

At about 10:20, an Iveco stopped in front of me, there were already three people, two women and one man, they were also catching a morning flight, going to Kyoto, Japan early tomorrow morning, five days and four nights of play!

Because they were both young people, they quickly became acquainted. When they introduced each other, they heard that I was a "brick mover", and they began to 'crazy' to add me on WeChat, can you imagine the feeling of three people around you scanning your WeChat? At that time, I seemed to be living under the spotlight anyway, and I instantly felt like a star, a little tsundere.

Everyone was funny, and I was only responsible for listening, because they were a team, and I inserted it stiffly, which was a little embarrassing.

The driver was very nice and carried my luggage into the car and sorted it out. I thought I would go to the hotel soon and take a hot shower, but ~ but the driver was very willful and drove around the airport in circles, oh! It turned out that it was not a few of us, and when the driver turned to the third lap, the 'special car' that picked me up was stuffed with luggage and passengers! In an instant, it became a 'luggage cart'! Everyone was obedient and joking, "Is the master still going around in circles?" "Turn, the car's fuel tank is full anyway!" There was a cold voice in the corner, and everyone laughed!

Gossip all the way, everyone arrived at the hotel, I went to the small shop next to me to buy beer, because of insomnia, I relied on alcohol to anesthetize myself! I took a shower, drank wine, imagined the scene of meeting my wife, slowly fell asleep, and called the front desk at half past four in the morning and said: Sir, get up, there is a car to the airport at five o'clock.

When I arrived at the airport, because I had large luggage, I had to go to the counter to check in, and it was my turn because the name on the temporary ID card did not match the ticket, and I queued up to go to the counter to change the name. It's hard to get better...

He also said that my luggage was 12 kilograms overweight, and I had to pay more, so I paid 200 yuan for my willfulness. Paid for the luggage to go through the security check, the security inspector said that there is a problem with my luggage, I must open it for inspection, okay, okay, let's check! I took out all the things that I had organized, and the security inspector also helped me rummage, only to know that there was a lighter in the clothes I changed out of yesterday. I'm also drunk. Toss! Toss!

Waiting for the people to pass the security check, which crowd of people I seemed to be in the sea of people~ Ocean, I checked my backpack in the flow of people, and quietly gave a lighter and a box of matches to the airport staff next to me to maintain the team. But when it was my turn, I suddenly found that I had two power banks in my backpack, because when I went to Guangzhou in July, I knew that I couldn't bring more than 20,000 mAh power banks into the airport, and I was ready to throw them away at any time! But the staff ignored my power bank. I scanned it with a scanner very carefully and carefully for my person, and it was definitely aimed at me, because the person in front of me was quickly completed in twenty or thirty seconds, and I took two minutes, when the scanner swept to my waist and made a warning sound, the female security inspector actually lifted my clothes and looked at it, in public, I was naked~ and was molested! When I saw that it was my belt that was doing the trick, I wanted to take it off and lift my pants and go to the plane.

The power bank was not confiscated, which made me very happy at the time. But you bad guy security inspector, why did you take my eight-treasure porridge, woo, that's my breakfast! I got on the plane and said that it would take off at a quarter past seven, and it didn't take off! Alas! I can't complain about the punctuality rate of Chinese Airlines!

When I woke up, the plane was already in the blue sky and white clouds, took a few photos of the sea of clouds, ate something, and suddenly felt like going to the toilet, it was bad, I don't know the problem of last night's appetizers and dried fish, or the beer was too cold, the stomach hurts, go to the toilet, and the diarrhea on the plane is sour, don't mention it! Because there is always a queue for toilets on the plane, I just sit in my seat for a while and then queue up to go to the toilet. I'm going to collapse when I get off the plane!

After getting off the plane to get my luggage, I was ready to appear directly in front of my wife according to the address I had given me before! I took a look at Baidu, although Taoxian Airport and the chessboard mountain where my wife lives are in Hunnan New District, but it is a big south, a big north, take the electric rail, pour the subway, change the bus and finally come to the door of her community, I can't contact her, I have a hot temper......

When the power of the two power banks was about to run out, people came to call belatedly, and a sentence frightened me so much that I had a mouthful of old blood in my chest! She said that she is now in Taizhou, Zhejiang, and asked me to find a place in Shenyang to wait for her!

I looked at the chessboard mountain, the sun above my head, and I wanted to cry without tears!

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