Chapter 45: The Samurai Puppet
Four of the five drunks were already drunk, and the other was probably a local, who knew the proprietress, so he hurriedly stood in front to stop the four people, and said to the leader: "Brother Dashan, if you are drunk, go back to your room early to rest!" I have business to do tomorrow! ”
"Sixth, I, I'm going to take a fancy to that, I have to let her sleep with me tonight, doesn't she like money? How much money Lao Tzu can afford" The drunk Dashan roared, he looked at the proprietress for a long time, and now he is drunk and bolder.
"Brother Dashan! This Feng Sanniang is not easy to mess with, so forget it! When the time comes, it will be you who will suffer" The sixth child persuaded bitterly, this Feng Sanniang is famous for not being messed with here, don't look at her as a widow, but people have the ability.
As soon as Dashan heard this, he immediately snorted on the ground, and then said unashamedly: "Don't say so much, I can't even clean up a woman as a big man, so wouldn't it make people look down on me if it spreads." ”
"Yes! How can the woman that our big mountain brother fancy run away?"
"I said that you are a woman, too, and our big mountain brother is also well-known, and he guarantees that he can serve you better than your dead husband."
The people under the mountain also echoed one after another, and Chu Duan saw that the proprietress also had a trace of murder in her eyes when she heard this, but it quickly disappeared, and then saw her say to the person called Lao Liu with disdain: "Ma Lao Liu, take outsiders to the village again!" Be careful, and there is no return. ”
"Sanniang! Don't curse me, I'm counting on this to make some money, they also drink too much horse urine, so don't worry about it" Ma Lao Liu said respectfully to Feng Sanniang.
"Then get out of here with them! They are here, I am afraid that I can't help but be unkind to him" Feng Sanniang finally decided to forget it, and it is not interesting to deal with this kind of person who drinks too much.
Ma Lao Liu also immediately laughed after hearing this: "Okay, thank you Sanniang, I'll take them back to the room." ”
After saying that, Ma Lao Liu planned to help Dashan back to the room to rest, but the big mountain pushed Ma Lao Liu away, and also pointed to Feng Sanniang and said: "You woman, you dare, dare more, we are welcome, today I will let you taste the taste of a man." ”
After Dashan said this, he pounced on Feng Sanniang, and when Qing'er saw this, she also took Chu Duan's hand and said, "Shall we go and help the proprietress of the boss!" How could she be the opponent of those big men alone? ”
After hearing this, Chu Duan was also about to take action to stop it, but just as he was about to stand up, he suddenly saw a warrior puppet hanging on the roof fall, and then immediately put the knife in his hand on the neck of the mountain, Chu Duan could clearly feel the chill coming from the blade, it was an extremely sharp real knife, there is no doubt about it.
And Dashan was also startled by this puppet that fell from the sky, and his originally groggy head was also a lot more sober, he already felt that the blade had cut through his skin, and at this time he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Boss, even if I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, spare me!"
Feng Sanniang snorted coldly after hearing this, and then saw the puppet fly up and kick Dashan's chest, and Dashan's one hundred and eighty pound sweat flew straight out and smashed on the table, and the table instantly became torn apart.
Seeing this, Feng Sanniang also took out the abacus and dialed it, and said with words on her lips: "This table is pear blossom wood, see that you are also a poor ghost, just pay 5,000." ”
Seeing this, Ma Lao Liu also hurriedly pulled Dashan and bowed and said, "Thank you, Lord Sanniang, for not caring about villains." ”
After saying this, they immediately went upstairs to rest, and then the samurai puppet was newly hung on the roof.
The scene just now also made Qiao Lin and the others stunned, and Qing Dao'er also opened her eyes wide at this time: "Wow, that toy feels very good!" Also kung fu. ”
"Is this your Chinese Taoism?" Qiao Lin couldn't help but ask when he saw this.
"I don't know, Chinese culture is broad and profound! There are so many strange people and strange things," Chu Duan shook back, he didn't know if it was a spell or something, but he was still very happy to surprise this group of foreign boys.
However, Sun Hao showed disdain at this time, and then said in a tone that he had already seen through the truth: "Isn't this a puppet technique?" It's just a matter of controlling the puppet's actions with a line. ”
"Do you see where the line is?" Qing'er felt uncomfortable when she heard what he said, so she immediately fought back.
Sun Hao also smiled contemptuously when he heard Qing'er's words, and then said: "You still don't believe that you are stupid, how can this line be so easy to see?" ”
"You" Qing'er also stood up at this time, and her eyes were about to erupt with fire.
Qiao Yu saw that the two of them were about to pinch up again, so he hurriedly got up and persuaded: "You two should say a few words!" You can't make a noise, it's better to be too peaceful. ”
Qing'er also sat down when she heard Qiao Yu's words, but after she sat down, she pinched Chu Dui's body, as if she wanted to vent her anger, Chu Duan also hurriedly said to her, "Girl, why did you pinch me?" ”
"Hmph, your woman was bullied by others, and you didn't come out to help, are you still a man" Qing'er pouted and said.
"Who, who bullied my Qing'er?" Chu Duan also asked in a bluff at this time.
Everyone else laughed when they saw this, and after chatting for a while, they were ready to go upstairs to sleep, and when they went upstairs to see that there were only a few rooms left, Chu Duan counted them, and there were only three rooms that no one lived in, so they discussed, Sun Hao and his girlfriend lived in one room, Qing'er and Qiao Yu slept in one, and he and Qiao Lin Dapeng squeezed one room.
At this time, Dapeng also came to Qiao Yu and said, "Qiao Yu, do you need a janitor at night!" I'm sure I'll be able to adapt to the position so well that I can't even fly a fly. ”
Chu Duan saw that Dapeng was playing treasure again, and hurriedly pulled his ear and said, "We also need a doorkeeper in our room, so you can sleep at the door tonight!" ”
"Don't wood, I'm a brother who is closer than your own brother! Can you bear to let me sleep at the door? Fa Peng instantly changed his sad expression and said.
After lying on the bed, Chu Duan found that the sound insulation effect of the room did not seem to be very good, and the voices of Qing'er and Qiao Yu next door could be heard, and at this time Qiao Yu began to ask Qing'er questions again: "Qing'er, are you and Chu Duan really boyfriend and girlfriend?" ”
"Yes! Aren't we like that?" replied Qing'er honestly.
"It's not like it, it's that you're too young, have you two had a relationship?" Qiao Yu asked curiously.
After hearing this, Qing'er immediately remembered the embarrassing picture on the computer, and immediately shook her head to say no, Qiao Yu was even more curious when she saw this, and then continued to ask: "That's impossible!" You're so beautiful, it's a miracle that you weren't eaten by him! It can't be that he can't, right? ”
Dapeng and Qiao Lin next to Chu Duan immediately laughed when they heard this, and they were still staring at Chu Duan up and down, their eyes were definitely doubting whether he could do it, Chu Duan also secretly said in his heart when he saw this: Liu Xia Hui is really not easy to do!
After hearing this, Qing'er immediately said good things for Chu Duan: "It's not, it's because people are too young, so we don't have it, but he can do it himself!" I often see him in the toilet. ”
"Haha, I'm laughing to death, the wood is really hard for you, we will never say that you can't do it anymore, if you can't do it, you won't go to the toilet" Dapeng also immediately laughed after hearing it.
As soon as she heard Qing'er say this, Chu Duan also muttered in her heart: Girl, I'm not happy if you are not black! I'm not doing it for the sake of it.
Qiao Yu heard that Chu Duan would solve it by himself, and she also thought that he was a good person and would not mess around, and then she began to count Lin Qiao again: "It would be nice if my brother was Chu Dui, he often secretly watches those pornographic movies at home, and he also called some girls to come to the house, but the girl left within a few minutes of entering the house, it is better to solve it by himself!" Save money on waste. ”
Chu Duan and Dapeng also looked at Lin Qiao sympathetically after hearing this, there was no trace of ridicule in their eyes, only deep sympathy, as men, they all understood the sorrow of being a fast gunner, Lin Qiao saw them like this, and also whispered: "If I say that I just asked those girls to come to the house to play, do you believe it?" ”
"Faith, Absolute Faith"