21. This is not King Adi

The early autumn morning still seems a little cool, especially for people like Tang Xiaoshi who have been lying on the park bench all night, his hands and feet are numb from the cold, the sun is shining obliquely on his body, a burst of warmth for no reason, like a lover's hand, Tang Xiaoshi's brain is blank, and the situation he sees is completely inconnected with the memory in his brain. What a wickedness.

Obviously fell asleep in the video hall of Wangjiatian vegetable field, but woke up on the bench in the park, although the vegetable field and the park are not very far apart, but there are also several streets and a river in between, do you have a problem with sleepwalking, the day before yesterday in Lingyan Mountain was also inexplicably asleep, can't, I have been very normal before, it is strange to say, I have not been lying in bed for two consecutive days, but there is no feeling of discomfort, lying on the cold bench all night, and there is no sign of cold and fever, Tang Xiaoshi actually decided that he must find a rope to tie himself when he goes to bed tonight, otherwise it will be too weird, normal people can't stand it, and no one wants to sleep in a warm bed, but when he woke up, he found himself lying in the garbage heap.

Walking on the street, Tang Xiaoshi's stomach growled, he was hungry, he vaguely remembered that he ate a bowl of instant noodles last night, and there was nothing left after soaking his urine, looking at the hot soup dumplings and noodles on the roadside early, Tang Xiaoshi sped up his pace, and there was only one voice in his heart: Go back to the dormitory, go back to the dormitory, there is still half a pack of biscuits in the cabinet in the dormitory, let's talk about it first, and then borrow something to eat, my aunt will send the living expenses soon, but her hand unconsciously reached into her trouser pocket.

Tang Xiaoshi suddenly hung there, there was a roll of hard things in his pocket, not toilet paper, and when he took it out, it was actually money, and eight red bills were lying quietly in the palm of his hand.

Is it a dream? Tang Xiaoshi bit his hand, it hurt, and there were two big tooth marks, not a dream! Is it a counterfeit? Rubbed it with his hand, it felt good, he looked at the sun, the great ** smiled brightly at Tang Xiaoshi, it was not a counterfeit banknote!

God, earth, which angel sister is angry for me, flying a windfall, and it is a huge amount of money, is there a kind person who secretly stuffed himself to himself when he saw the destituteness of lying on the bench, I can't be annoyed, anyway, it is not stolen or robbed, Tang Xiaoshi rushed into the nearest noodle restaurant at a speed of 100 meters, "Boss, add two more eggs to a bowl of three fresh noodles, and a cage of soup dumplings."

At the same time, Su Laosi in the private room of Lao Wozi Restaurant scolded and said: "Damn, what kind of person is that Hong Xinghaonan, it's too ruthless, it's okay to stab me with more knives, and all the money in my pocket has been taken out", Chen Ya, who had a cold expression, said helplessly: "Fourth brother, no way, you were held hostage yesterday, if you don't give money, he may have to stab you, yesterday the kid said that you were stabbed a hundred times, you have a total of five hundred and forty-seven yuan, a total of eight stabs, three hundred are made up by brothers, I am fifty, and the artillery is one hundred, Fat two hundred, tiger fifty, you see when you are convenient you also know that this is almost the end of the month".

Su Laosi scolded and said: "Fart at the end of the month, I was attacked by a sneak attack, there is no way, what are you guys eating, why don't you stop him?" What about forty-seven pieces? ”

"I took it all for him, I can't stop it, the kid ran too fast, the tiger was stabbed if he wanted to stop it, and the kid also said that if the knife is given, he won't charge money."

Mei Wu, Zhu San, and Duan Qileng are there, such sharp and shameless people! After a long time, Mei Wucai recorded it in the notebook: Hong Xinghaonan, about eighteen years old, short hair, dark green schoolbag, fast, good skills, strong right hand, and a new one was added later: love money, greed, love to take advantage of small advantages, and don't let go of odds.

Tang Xiaoshi, who was full of food and drink, slowly walked out of the noodle restaurant, it feels good to be rich, I used to eat a bowl of shredded meat noodles at most and didn't dare to add eggs, but now I eat three fresh noodles and add two eggs and ask for a cage soup dumpling, I don't know where the money came from, I can't be annoyed, anyway, I didn't steal or rob, count carefully, in addition to the eight red tickets, there are two coins of twenty and two ten, and two of five coins, six noodles and two eggs, two soup dumplings, and I still have eight hundred and thirty-five yuan on my body, a lot of money, come on, Tang Xiaoshi looked at his sneakers that leaked two holes and decided to buy a pair of sneakers, wearing this pair of double planet shoes with two holes was always laughed at by others, and recently I heard in the advertisement that the sneakers of the Adi ace are very good: Since wearing the Adi Wang, I have grown taller, my body has become stronger, and I score 100 points in the exam every time. And I heard others say that there are only seven pairs of genuine Adi King on the whole earth, but no one has found a pair so far, if you can collect seven pairs of Adi King, you can summon the dragon to complete your 3 wishes, I don't know how many people died on the way to pursue the seven pairs of Adi King.

Tang Xiaoshi didn't notice that his appearance of counting money like an upstart was noticed by some well-intentioned people.

It is said that the early bird has worms to eat, Maimaiti feels that the Chinese language is really profound, early this morning, Maimaiti was carried out by Uncle Eric, started work, these years with Uncle Eric walked a lot of cities, today is the first day of work after arriving in Tangyi, Maimaiti is eleven years old this year, but he is a veteran with three years of work experience, his hands are as light as snow-white cotton, and as fast as a rabbit on the grassland, fast to the point where his hand passes through your pocket, Your wallet will say goodbye to you forever, and he is a beautiful child, snow-white skin, brown slightly curly hair, tall nose, in the face of police interrogation, he will be shy and red-faced, and said in impure Chinese: "I'm not you Han, I don't understand what you're talking about", even the police can't do anything about him, he was released after a few days, and he was arrested again, and the business became more and more familiar, and since the age of ten, he has never been arrested.

Maimaiti saw Tang Xiaoshi from afar, wrong, it was Tang Xiaoshi's eight red bills in his hand, and the people who came out early in the morning to exercise to buy vegetables didn't seem to be rich, Maimaiti just got a wallet from an old lady who bought vegetables, and when he opened it, there were only three coins in it, which was not enough for himself and Uncle Erik, Uncle Suketi to have breakfast, and he just threw away the wallet and saw a stupid-looking child with a dark green schoolbag holding eight hundred bills and smirking there, Maimaiti gave Uncle Eric a look and followed.

Tang Xiaoshi was very excited, thinking that the legendary King Adi combat boots were about to be worn on his feet, and he didn't care about the danger of appendicitis and walked quickly to the direction of the Yangtze River Road, the east-west Yangtze River Road is the most prosperous commercial street in Tangyi, with many shops, and the crossroads formed by Yan'an Road in the north-south direction are full of merchants, and a famous poet in Tangyi once had a poem to praise: The shops on the Yangtze River Road are like Yan'an caves, one hole after another; Cars on Yan'an Road are like the Yangtze River rushing waves, wave after wave. Speaking of the prosperity here, the newly built Jinning Plaza is even more splendid, attracting many famous brands.

Tang Xiaoshi was disappointed after walking around on the first floor of Jinning Plaza, and did not find the store of Adi Wang, Tang Xiaoshi thought to himself: "Although Tangyi is not bad, but after all, it is still a small city, and there is not even a famous brand like Adi Wang, it is all double stars, Buick, Anta or something, no, I'll look for it again." Tang Xiaoshi's attention was focused on King Adi, and he didn't notice that Mamat had been behind him for a long time.

On the second floor, I saw a huge "adidas" trademark from a distance, and a person who looked like an Arhat in Shaolin Temple on the huge advertising cloth grinned and smirked, and later knew that he was the most valuable star in the NBA called Garnett, also known as the Wolf King, and there was a line of English letters on the side of the advertisement, with Tang Xiaoshi's English level, he barely understood, nothingisimpossible! (No impossible), Tang Xiaoshi was completely shocked.

Tang Xiaoshi took two deep breaths, and walked in step by step with the mood of pilgrimage, as if the most devout believer walked towards the Mecca in his mind, and was shocked again as soon as he entered the door, luxurious decoration, a pair of shoes representing the aristocratic atmosphere stood quietly on the shelves, and looked even more noble in the soft light, looking down on all beings proudly, as if mocking silently, can you afford it?

Tang Xiaoshi looked at a pair of blue and white basketball shoes at first sight, his eyes were gentle as if he was looking at his girlfriend for the first time, what kind of shoes was that, blue is the blue of the deep sea, as if blown by a salty sea breeze, white as a cloud in the sky, it is an elegant and soft white with an aristocratic atmosphere, streamlined shoe body, dark blue cushion soles, everything is so perfect, Tang Xiaoshi couldn't help but stretch out his hand.

"Don't touch it if you don't buy it!" A voice stopped Tang Xiaoshi, a beautiful shopping guide lady walked out from behind the table, looked at Tang Xiaoshi's old-fashioned hairstyle, cheap clothes, and sneakers with two holes, and hummed a voice in her nose: "These shoes are very expensive, don't touch them if you don't buy them", since coming to Tangyi, Tang Xiaoshi seems to have been accustomed to the discrimination of others, and did not refute, but his eyes did not leave for a moment, and his eyes unconsciously revealed a look of longing.

The beautiful shopping guide lady rolled her eyes, and was busy doing her own thing, Tang Xiaoshi was the first guest, just opened for business, there were a lot of things, and the ground had not been dragged yet, and when the saleswoman finished dragging it over, she found that the rural area (this is the positioning she gave Tang Xiaoshi in private) still maintained her original posture, and her eyes stared at the shoes with great fanaticism, "I don't have money to look at anything, I look at it as a native old hat from the countryside, don't buy it, don't touch it, don't affect me mopping the floor", The salesman muttered quietly while rudely dragging the mop towards the place where Tang Xiaoshi was standing, "Let me go", his voice stiff as if his father and mother were dead.

Tang Xiaoshi frowned, to be honest, Tang Xiaoshi is quite delicate, if he dresses up, it will definitely be much more pleasing to the eyes than the boys in the school who dye their hair and wear earrings, and when he frowns, the temperament of the whole person is different, he looks a little melancholy, and there is a faint sadness in it, just like the actor in Hong Kong who always has melancholy in his eyes.

Tang Xiaoshi took out the money from his pocket, and the eight red tickets were displayed in the wind, which immediately attracted the eyes of the beautiful salesman, hey, this old hat seems to be quite rich, it won't be a nouveau riche in the countryside, these people don't know how thick the sky is when they have a little spare money, and the first business today fell on him, so he threw the mop at the moment, took the initiative to take out the shoes that Tang Xiaoshi fancied, and handed them over respectfully.

Tang Xiaoshi took the shoes a little uncomfortably, and the saleswoman said gently: "If you like these shoes, try them, these shoes are very suitable for you", the voice was sweet and greasy, and she gently pressed Tang Xiaoshi on the chair, and bent down to help Tang Xiaoshi change her shoes, completely ignoring the large piece of spring that leaked from her chest when she bent down and lowered her head.

From cold words and cold faces to gentle and enthusiastic, the difference between before and after is so big that Tang Xiaoshi was startled, and it was also thanks to Tang Xiaoshi's training in the school face changing master, otherwise he would have to make a fool of himself on the spot, but seeing the salesman who was covered in fragrance half-kneeling to help him try on shoes, especially from top to bottom through the gaps in his clothes to see the snow-white skin and deep grooves on his chest, Tang Xiaoshi still trembled.

Put on the shoes, the whole person immediately got up, tried to walk a few steps, fluttering as if walking in the clouds, the inferiority of the old-fashioned rural nouveau riche was gone, in his place was a gentle and melancholy gentleman full of aristocratic atmosphere, Tang Xiaoshi looked at the shoes, and then looked at himself in the mirror, smiled and nodded.

The beautiful shopping guide laughed coquettishly: "You are so handsome in these shoes, this Adidas Wind Shadow basketball shoes are the latest technology, good breathability, full foot air cushion, high-strength wear-resistant bottom, shock absorption system can effectively prevent sports injuries."

Tang Xiaoshi stopped arranging his shoelaces and asked astringently, "What did you say?" ”

"You're so handsome in these shoes."

"The latter sentence?"

"It is the latest technology, good breathability, full foot air cushion, high-strength wear-resistant bottom, shock absorption system can effectively prevent transportation injuries"

"Middle sentence"

"This Adidas Shadow Basketball Shoes"

Tang Xiaoshi raised his head slowly, his eyes were blank, and his voice was hoarse: "This is Adidas, this is not King Adidas?!" ”

The shopping guide's high head immediately lowered, like a defeated rooster, her face turned red, and her voice was as thin as a mosquito: "Yes, this is not King Adi."

Tang Xiaoshi's face immediately turned red because of anger, his eyes burned with blazing flames, he didn't say a word, he raised his head again, but his face was like ashes, his heart seemed to be shattered, that kind of inner resentment, the pain of being deceived was like you had a crush on a pure mm for a long, long time, and finally mustered up the courage to send her a text message: Who do you guess I am? She replied: Who introduced you? 500 at a time, 1000 for a night.

"This is not King Adi, this is not King Adi, you lie to me, this is not King Adi, I am so naΓ―ve, Adidas, Shanzhai, I want the symbol of nobility - King Adi". Tang Xiaoshi staggered out, never looking at it again, and his back looked very lonely.

The beautiful shopping guide lady stood stupidly with her head on her head, not knowing what to think.

A voice seemed to sound in the sky, King Adi, i'ing!