Chapter 290: A Hearty Lunch
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Su Shishi subconsciously asked: "I'll help you come up with ideas?" β
"Well, yes. hua. Except for you......" Mo Yonggang said halfway, and suddenly noticed the snake on his wrist, which seemed to have a tendency to tighten again, the scarlet snake letter kept spitting, and the two small snake eyes stared at him tightly, frightened, he quickly lowered his voice and begged: "Teacher Su, please, my arm is so sore that I can't hold it anymore!" β
Mo Yonggang is a physical education teacher, and his body is much better than ordinary people. If he didn't have the snake on his wrist, he would have been able to hold his arm up for an hour, and it would not have been much of a problemβbut it was precisely because of the snake's existence that he was so nervous that he stiffened, and he used all his strength to keep his arm still.
Under such circumstances, let alone an hour, even if it was just a minute, Mo Yonggang felt as if a century had passed!
"This ......," Su Shishi came back to her senses. I felt a big head for a while. Since she was a child, she felt scared and disgusted when she saw these snakes, earthworms and other mollusks, and she didn't dare to approach at all. How did she know what method to use to avoid Mo Yonggang being bitten by a snake.
Just in the midst of the difficulty, out of the corner of Su Shishi's eyes, she caught a glimpse of Zuo Jian on the side.
This guy is there, smoking a cigarette leisurely, as if nothing happened.
"Left Jian." Su Shishi couldn't help but feel a little angry in her heart, when was this happening, "What are you doing?" Hurry up and think of a way! β
"Figured out?" Zuo Jian held a cigarette and looked stunned, "What can I do?" He was about to burst into laughter. When he saw the snake for the first time, he immediately recognized that it was actually a cauliflower snake. It is very common in the fields, in the woods.
The most important point is that the cauliflower snake is not a poisonous snake, it is not poisonous at all, even if it bites Mo Yonggang, it is not a big deal - at most, it is just a tooth mark!
The best way to deal with the cauliflower snake is to just reach out and grab it and throw it aside. (hua.advertisement)
"Find a way to deal with that snake!" Su Shishi glared at him hatefully, this guy clearly pretended to be crazy and stupid.
"Oh, that's right." Zuo Jian spewed out a puff of smoke, smiled and looked at Mo Yonggang, who was stiff and pale, dragged his throat, and said slowly: "Method, I have it......" Halfway through, he stopped, closed his mouth, and didn't continue.
When he heard Zuo Jian say that there was a way, Mo Yonggang was suddenly overjoyed, his two ears were pricked up high, for fear of missing a word, but as a result, Zuo Jian stopped after only half speaking, almost making Mo Yonggang half angry, and he couldn't wait to pounce and pry his mouth open!
"Zuo Jian, what can you do, hurry up." Mo Yonggang urged anxiously.
"Didn't you just stop us from talking?" Zuo Jian looked at him with a smile.
"Uh...... Now you say it. Mo Yonggang said reluctantly.
"Huh." A faint smile appeared on the corner of Zuo Jian's mouth, and he continued to smoke leisurely, as if he hadn't heard his words.
Seeing his appearance, he almost made Mo Yonggang angry, "Zuo Jian, what can you do, you should hurry up!" β
"Say what?" Zuo Jian looked at him blankly.
"Didn't you say you had a way to deal with this snake?" Mo Yonggang's teeth rattled.
"Oh, that's what happened." Zuo Jian patted his head with a sudden realization, and immediately, he looked careless and said, "You mean the snake...... It's as simple as grabbing it and throwing it aside. β
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"You!" Mo Yonggang said angrily: "What you said is simple! "If it were so easy, would he be so wolf?
"Zuo Jian, do you have a way?" Su Shishi was also a little angry, where is the way? This is clearly a bad idea!
"Alas!" Zuo Jian shook his head, walked over to Mo Yonggang, and muttered: "It's obviously such a simple matter, but it's so complicated by you!" β
"You, what are you going to do?" Mo Yonggang looked at Zuo Jian in horror, "Don't come here, what if you startle this snake, what if it bites me......" Before he finished speaking, Zuo Jian had already walked to his side, stretched out his hand, and quickly and accurately pinched the position of seven inches near the snake's head!
The snake was attacked, and the snake's body instantly contracted, tightly coiled around Mo Yonggang's wrist, and the scarlet snake letter frantically swallowed. [hua.
"Teacher Mo, because you are still a teacher, you haven't even heard of the phrase "beating a snake and hitting seven inches?" Zuo Jian said cool words in his mouth, and under Mo Yonggang's frightened eyes, his other hand was not idle, pinched the snake's head, and twisted it slightly, breaking the snake's head.
The blood **** came out, and Mo Yonggang, who was caught off guard, was spraying his face.
"Ah......" Su Shishi was startled and couldn't help screaming-she was frightened by Mo Yonggang, who was drenched in blood.
"You, what are you doing!" Mo Yonggang touched his face indiscriminately. Seeing the blood on his hand, a wave of anger suddenly rose in his heart.
Zuo Jian said in astonishment: "I'm sorry, Mr. Mo, I splashed the blood on your face, oops, go wash it." As he spoke, the corners of his mouth curled up into a small smile.
"Humph!" Mo Yonggang turned around and walked quickly towards the lake with a hesitant face, how angry he was in his heart-he had already guessed that Zuo Jian must have known that the snake was not a poisonous snake, but he didn't tell himself, causing himself to be embarrassed and embarrassed in front of everyone.
"Ah......h
The little fat man who was digging his ass and struggling to carry the stones to build the stove, saw the appearance of Mo Yonggang with a bloody face, and was so frightened that he almost threw the stone in his hand on him.
"What's the ghost called?" Mo Yonggang scolded angrily.
"Teacher Mo?" The little fat man heard his voice, patted his chest with palpitations, and muttered softly: "I thought it was a murderer......
"Ladies and gentlemen, be careful."
Su Shishi looked at the headless snake corpse in Zuo Jian's hand with palpitations, "Don't meet the snake ......"
"You can rest assured, Mr. Su." Meng Xiangang interrupted her and said with a grin: "We won't be as stupid as someone. β
"Hehe, it's okay." Zuo Jian grabbed the snake corpse, walked over, and said with a smile: "This snake is called a cauliflower snake, it is not poisonous, even if you are accidentally bitten, it is not a big deal, at most there is only a small wound." β
The students gathered around one after another, looking curiously at the snake corpse in Zuo Jian's hand. Meng Xiangang was bold, reached out and touched the slippery snake corpse, feeling quite curious.
"I'm sick to death." Su Shishi frowned, far away from Zuo Jian, and couldn't help but say, "Zuo Jian, you quickly throw it away." β
"Throw it away?" Zuo Jian looked at her strangely, "What did you do when you lost it?" The soup is a first-class delicacy! He couldn't help but smack his mouth.
"Snake soup?" Su Shishi's hairs stood on end, and she took a few steps back, "You mean, you want to eat it?" β
"yes." Zuo Jian nodded and said: "Snake soup soup has the effect of circulating qi and blood and replenishing weakness, this is a rare great tonic!" Wait a while, you drink more......" Before he finished speaking, Su Shishi interrupted him, frowned, shook his head and said, "I don't drink!" When she saw the slippery snake, she imagined the soup boiling in her heart, and suddenly felt a surge in her stomach.
"Okay, whatever you want." Zuo Jian probably guessed her thoughts from her face, smiled slightly, and said non-renoitically, secretly thinking in his heart, it's just right not to eat, this snake is not enough for me to eat myself.
Meng Xiangang took the students and continued to look for mushrooms, while Zuo Jian continued to wander around the woods with the headless snake corpse and Su Shishi.
Along the way, Su Shishi always kept a distance of five steps from Zuo Jian, frowning, and glanced at the snake corpse from time to time. Open your mouth, stop talking.
Zuo Jian saw it in his eyes, and he was secretly amused in his heart.
Walking around aimlessly in the woods, Zuo Jian suddenly found that in the grass not far in front of him, two colorful pheasants were pecking on the ground with their heads down.
He was overjoyed, stopped, put his finger to his mouth, turned around and made a silent gesture to Su Shishi, Su Shishi was stunned, and immediately understood what he meant, standing still, a pair of beautiful eyes turned around flexibly, and soon, she also found the two greedy pheasants.
Zuo Jian took two steps forward slowly, one of the pheasants was more vigilant, pecked a few mouthfuls on the ground, raised his head to observe the movements around him, and found Zuo Jian with bad intentions.
The pheasant let out a cooing scream, flapped its wings frantically, and flapped for its life in the distance. Another pheasant, only then did I find Zuo Jian not far away. Flee for your life.
"Where to run!" Zuo Jian let out a loud shout and threw the stone in his hand.
Whew.
The stone thrown by Zuo Jian made a screaming sound in the air, like a strong bow and a crossbow, a meteor catching the moon, and with lightning speed, the remaining vigilant and greedy pheasant fell from mid-air in an instant.
The brightly colored chicken feathers floated in the air, and the pheasant cooed, and fell to the ground from mid-air, its wings flapping weakly, struggling desperately.
Seeing this, Su Shishi's face flashed with a look of unbearability.
"Hehe, don't struggle, be a roast obediently!" Zuo Jian walked over quickly, pinched the pheasant's neck, and picked it up.
The pheasant's head drooped and cooed weakly. seems to be responding to Zuo Jian's words.
"Let's go, roast pheasant, snake soup soup!" Zuo Jianzhi was full of pride, high-spirited, carrying the loot, and returned to the original way.