Text Text_Chapter 125 It's time for a concert
When Shen Monong and Shen Yuxin heard this, they couldn't help but hold their breath, waiting for the mystery that was about to be revealed.
"Actually......" Zuo Jian took a deep breath, and suddenly, he stretched out two fingers and made a V posture, his serious face turned into a triumphant smile, "Congratulations to the two beauties, you guessed it, I am Mu Yanbing's distant cousin!" ”
There was silence in the room, and pins could be heard.
The corners of Shen Monong's mouth twitched, and Shen Yuxin looked sluggish.
"What's wrong?" Zuo Jian scratched his head, "Hey, what I said is true!" Look at your expressions, what do they all look like? ”
"Humph!" Shen Monong stood up, "I'm going to cook." ”
"Cut!" Shen Yuxin stood up, "Bored, I went online." ”
"Hey, I'm really Mu Yanbing's distant cousin!" Zuo Jian snickered in his heart, with an indignant look on his face, "Why don't you believe it?" ”
"Believe you, big-headed ghost!" Shen Yuxin glanced at him with disdain, and took the laptop back to the bedroom.
Shen Monong didn't bother to pay attention to him, changed his apron without saying a word, went into the kitchen, and began to wash vegetables and cook.
"In these years, no one believes the truth......" Zuo Jian sighed and deliberately said loudly.
I have to say that Zuo Jian's move, which takes retreat as advance, is really effective.
However, this also has a great relationship with Zuo Jian's usual style - this guy's mouth is harder than a duck, and when he encounters something, he has to fight for three points unreasonably, if he quibbles and makes excuses not to admit it, then Shen Monong and Shen Yuxin, without saying a word, will definitely identify him as Mu Yanbing's distant cousin.
But the result was that Zuo Jian agreed to admit it very happily, so that since then, with their understanding of his temperament, Shen Monong and Shen Yuxin sisters, unless their brains are pumped, they will not believe his words.
Re-lit a cigarette, Zuo Jian leaned comfortably on the sofa, and thought to himself, my old Zuo is really a genius, and he can actually come up with such a wonderful method......
Shen Monong's movements were fast, but in just over an hour, a strong fragrance wafted from the kitchen.
"It smells good, it smells good!"
Shen Yuxin got out of the bedroom and hurriedly went into the kitchen, "Sister, let me taste it first......" As soon as she got in, she was driven out by Shen Monong, and scolded with a smile: "Hungry ghosts?" Go outside and wait, it'll be fine in no time. ”
Shen Yuxin walked to the living room stupidly, and when she saw Zuo Jian gloating and smiling, she rolled her eyes, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"Hehe, I laugh at you for being so stupid!" Zuo Jian glanced at her and said, "Look at me!" As he spoke, he rolled his eyes, coughed, walked to the kitchen door, opened a crack in the door, poked his head in, and asked with concern, "Is the meal almost ready?" I'll serve you the food. ”
"Well, good. You can help me bring out this plate of braised prawns. Shen Monong was busy stir-frying, and pointed to a plate of dishes on the table next to him with a spatula.
"No problem." Zuo Jian walked in, picked up the yellow and fragrant braised prawns, and got out of the kitchen, and then, picking out the largest shrimp on the plate with his hands, stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it vigorously in front of the stunned Shen Yuxin, and said triumphantly: "See?" If you want to eat first, you have to learn this trick first! ”
Shen Yuxin looked at him with admiration, and immediately, a hint of schadenfreude flashed in the depths of her eyes, waiting to see a good show.
Zuo Jian was keenly aware of Shen Yuxin's changes, and at the same time, his ears heard the sound of stir-frying in the kitchen behind him, which suddenly became a little louder, he didn't look back, his face changed, he deliberately pretended, and said loudly: "Yuxin, if you want to eat, you have to learn from your sister in the future, you smell it, such fragrant braised prawns, it seems to me that it is ten times better than the chef of a five-star hotel...... Hmph, those five-star hotels boast all day long about how delicious the food in their hotel is, and it seems to me that it is because they have never eaten your sister's cooking, and if they are allowed to eat a bite, they will definitely be so fragrant that they can swallow it even on their tongues......"
Shen Monong in the kitchen, her face showed a little smugness, although she also thought that Zuo Jian's boasting was a bit too much, but she still felt sweet in her heart, and secretly thought: Hmph, count you as acquaintance...... What is braised prawns? After you see my best boiled fish, you will know what a delicacy is!
Immediately, Shen Monong quietly closed the crack in the door that was opened, turned around, and continued to get busy seriously with a smile.
"Admire, admire!" Shen Yuxin let out a sigh of relief, and said from the bottom of her heart: "Brother Zuo, you are really thick-skinned...... You can say such a thing that makes people brag about it, I really admire you for throwing yourself to the ground! ”
"Generally average, third in the world." In the face of Shen Yuxin's ridicule, Zuo Jian didn't think so, his eyes didn't blink, but said triumphantly: "Haven't you heard of it?" Thick-skinned, eat enough! ”
"Cut!" Shen Yuxin rolled her eyes.
Soon, Shen Monong cooked the meal.
There are four dishes and one soup, the four dishes are braised prawns, boiled fish, stir-fried wheat vegetables and spicy stir-fried pork.
These four dishes, there are meat and vegetarian, red and green, which make people look pleasing to the eye and have a great appetite.
"Not bad...... Not...... Delicious. Zuo Jian quickly stuffed the food into his mouth, and didn't forget to take the time to praise, "...... I didn't see it, Mo Nong, you can really go up to the hall and the kitchen, and you are two short of the standard of modern women...... Well, I'm going to have another bowl. ”
"What's missing?" Shen Yuxin interjected curiously and asked.
"Hmm...... Wait a minute. Zuo Jian tried hard to swallow the food in his mouth, and facing Shen Monong, who was also curious, he cleared his throat and said seriously: "Haven't you heard of it?" There are four standards for modern women, they can go to the hall, they can go down to the kitchen, they can fight with the juniors, and they can beat the hooligans! Only if you meet these four rules can you be considered a standard modern woman. ”
With a snort, Shen Yuxin couldn't help but squirt out the rice in her mouth.
"I'm sorry to ......" Shen Yuxin covered her mouth and quickly slipped out.
Fortunately, Shen Monong didn't have food in her mouth, otherwise, she would have to be embarrassed, she leaned back and smiled: "Please, next time you tell a joke, can you tell us first, hehe." ”
"Annoying Brother Zuo......" Shen Yuxin was in the bathroom, carefully wiped her face clean, remembered the embarrassment just now, her pretty face was a little red, she stomped her feet, and secretly thought in her heart, this is a shame.
At this moment, suddenly, her phone rang, took it out and looked, there was a ecstasy, the two eyes were instantly round, and she had already forgotten everything that had just happened, and hurriedly rushed to the bedroom, opened a website on her laptop, took a closer look, and suddenly let out a cheer, rushed to the restaurant, and said in surprise: "Sister, sister, good news, there is important good news......
"What's wrong?" Shen Monong was taken aback by her excited appearance, and asked hurriedly: "Don't worry, you speak slowly." ”
Shen Yuxin's face turned red with excitement, and she shouted and jumped and said, "Sister, Mu Yanbing is coming to Zhongzhou Tianhe Stadium for a concert......
"What?" Shen Monong was stunned, and immediately, her breathing became short, and she said excitedly: "Really fake?" How do you know? ”
"My roommate in my dormitory, sent me a text message, I just checked it on the Internet, and sure enough, five minutes ago, Mu Yanbing's personal Weibo and the official website of the contracted company announced the news at the same time!"
"Really?" Shen Mo stood up suddenly, and walked to the bedroom excitedly, "I'll go see if it's true!" ”
"Can this still be fake?" Shen Yuxin shouted excitedly: "Sister, this is Mu Yanbing's concert, hurry up and call and inform your secretary to hurry up and book tickets...... I want a VIP seat in front of me...... If it's too late, you'll be robbed! ”
As soon as the two sisters got into the bedroom, Zuo Jian noticed the phone in his pocket and vibrated wildly.
"Uncle, I'm coming to Zhongzhou City for a concert next week, hehe, do you want to come and see it? If you come, I can give you an exclusive VIP ticket so that you can watch my concert in the first row! ”
It was a message from Mu Yanbing.
Are you kidding. Zuo Jian pouted, now the whole world is looking for his mysterious distant cousin, at this time, it is too dangerous to go to the concert by himself. In the hot and yellow land, there are too many bullish people, maybe any sharp-eyed person can identify themselves just by those few photos.
From the posts of the god-like netizens on the Internet, Zuo Jian came to a conclusion that the master is in the people!
Besides, now is on the cusp of "the whole people are looking for their cousin", if someone is in a large court and a crowded place, he suddenly shouts, "Look, the back of the person in front of you is exactly the same as the distant cousin!" A group of people swarmed over and surrounded Zuo Jian inside, looking at it rarely, I am afraid that it will not be so easy to leave at that time.
Therefore, it is better to try to keep a low profile at this time.
"Well, thank you for your kindness, Uncle has been very busy lately, and I guess I don't have time to go to your concert." Zuo Jian replied quickly.
Seeing Zuo Jian's reply, Mu Yanbing, who had just finished rehearsing and was resting in the lounge, was so excited that he instantly became extremely disappointed.
There was a clang, and the door to the lounge was pushed open.
Aunt Chen pulled a face and walked in from outside, "Yan Bing, I want to tell you something, Qin Feng wants to be your concert guest!" ”
"What? Qin Feng? Mu Yanbing's eyes widened, and he blurted out: "Aunt Chen, do you mean that ladyboy wants to be my concert guest?" ”