One night later, the village at the foot of Maoshan suddenly felt that something was wrong, as if their own group of boys were surprisingly quiet this morning, and none of them shouted early in the morning to go down to the river to bathe and fish, and none of them cried and shouted to go up the mountain to find their boss.

The whole village was immersed in an eerie atmosphere, but only a moment later, countless shouts and curses rang out in the village.

"Little white dragon, you are a deflated calf, why did you kill the rooster that crows in my house, if you want to eat it, you can eat the hen, if you don't kill the rooster, the eggs laid by the hen can still hatch the chicks, you do this, the hens are hungry and thirsty, what should you do!"

"Little White Dragon, you have suffered a thousand cuts, you turned over the wall to watch me take a bath, why don't you know to come in and show me a full body physiognomy, you don't know when you will get it and come back, what if people miss you?"

"Boss, you go, let's wait for you to come back, let's go up the mountain to roast chicken!"

Needless to say, these are still the three kinds of people who greeted Lin Bai when he entered the village, carrying a small bag on his back, walking to the bend of the mountain road, Lin Bai turned around and laughed: "The green mountains do not change, the green water flows forever, prepare roast chicken and wine for me, my little white dragon, I will come back!" ”

said big words, but the speed of Lin Bai's soles was a little faster, the people at the foot of Maoshan couldn't do anything else, and the kung fu of running on the soles of his feet was a few points, if they really caught up with the revenge of yesterday, then Lin Bai really couldn't eat and walked around.

"The little Taoist priest went down the mountain to break through, and the old Taoist priest explained on the mountain: The woman under the mountain is a good product, and she must bring it back when you meet it! Walking through village after village, the little Taoist priest secretly thought: Why hasn't this woman, woman, beautiful woman come yet?! ”

Lin Bai hummed a little song while glancing at the tourists who came up the mountain to Maoshan to ask for incense. Maoshan is a famous scenic tourist destination in China, and there are many tourists, including many beautiful women. It's just that this song is really a little unbearable, and as soon as it came out, it received a lot of eyes.

"It's really **, don't explain!"

As soon as Lin Bai's song came out, those tourists under the mountain who were influenced by advanced Internet culture were thundered by this song.

Lin Bai's current appearance is really coquettish, his clothes have not been washed for a week, and they have long been hardened into lumps; Not to mention the long black hair with white in it, there is no sense of elegance, and Lin Bai's self-proclaimed sense of vicissitudes is also absent, plus the small blue cloth bag on his back, he is more like a brick movers who go down the mountain to work.

How can such a ** silk shape make these people who go up the mountain to ask for a sign to see when they can meet the rich and handsome women who are really rich.

"Damn, dare to underestimate Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will exchange money for coins and smash you to death." Lin Bai muttered, and his hand habitually touched his pocket, and found that it was empty. All the pockets on his body were turned upside down, and only a five-cent coin was found.

Lin Bai was stunned, when he went up the mountain, he still brought some money with him, although it was not so shocking, but it did allow him to prove his identity as rich and handsome, but where did all this money go now!

Looking at the five-cent coin in his hand, Lin Bai finally understood what was going on, except for the senior brother who was holding his trouser leg and crying loudly at the station, who else could have such neat skills and luck to get the money out of his pocket.

"Fuck, I was blinded by the eagle pecking all day long, Zhang San is crazy, you have been cut by a thousand knives, why did you get all my money, you can just leave me a fare for the fuck, you should be slaughtering a fat sheep!" Although he said this, Lin Bai didn't have any annoyance on his face.

Money can be made again, but the senior brother is on the mountain, and the incense that breaks the Taoist temple is almost impossible under the management of the old Taoist priest Li Tianyuan in the past few years, and it is only natural to leave some money for the senior brother to live.

"Immeasurable Tianzun, who is cursing the old Taoist ......" Zhang Sanmad, who moved a rattan chair in the Taoist temple to learn from Ruan's belly, suddenly shivered, but immediately understood something, patted his stomach lightly, and said to himself with a smile:

"Senior brother, you go down the mountain to roll in the flower world, senior brother, it's not bad for me to take some small income from you, go out to pick up girls, and find a big-ass woman finally need some silver, you won't blame me if you want to come to junior brother!"

After thinking about it, there is really no better way than to work as a street fortune teller or go out to make money for people to get money for travel. This is also a means of mixing rivers and lakes, when Lin Bai just came down the mountain, he didn't take such a thing to make a living, but in the past few years, the business has become bigger, and this old means of making a living has not been touched for a long time.

A few days ago, when Lin Bai and Zhang Sanmad went up the mountain, they happened to see a family crying and mourning at the bottom of the mountain.

In other places, the practice of exceeding the undead is generally invited monks, but since ancient times, Maoshan has invited Taoist priests on the occasion of this kind of ritual. Maybe some friends don't understand, isn't it the monk's job to overkill the undead, why do Taoist priests also go to make fun of it, isn't this a dog meddling with a mouse.

In fact, there are indeed scriptures in Taoism that transcend the dead, such as the "Lingbao Daozun Immeasurable Human Superior Sutra" and so on, which are all scriptures that transcend the undead and have no suffering and eight difficulties in the next life, and can enjoy a blessed life.

Although I haven't done this business for so many years, I still have it in my outfit Lin Bai package. Find a place on the mountain where the stream is, freshen up slightly, tie the white ponytail casually, and put on a stone blue robe, it looks like it really has a bit of fairy wind bones, plus Lin Bai's appearance is outstanding, and at this time, it is even more delicate and dusty.

As soon as this line changed, on the way down the mountain, the eyes of the eldest girl and little daughter-in-law who came to ask for a good marriage looked at Lin Bai a little more different than before.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, although the woman is beautiful and has the largest belly, the poor Dao still hurry up to find the Dharma." Lin Bai said such a flower on his lips, and the speed of the soles of his feet was a little faster, but his eyes did not stop, and the women who came and went up and down were not less commented on by him in his stomach.

The life of the mountain people at the foot of Maoshan is relatively hard, but the wind of reform blows, and the control of this kind of Shinto thing is also light, and the scenery of Maoshan is beautiful, and the beauty of the landscape has attracted many people to come to play.

As the saying goes, as soon as the road opens, money rolls in. With the increase in the flow of people, Maoshan Mountain has also become prosperous, and it is full of people every day, and it is even more shoulder to shoulder on holidays.

At the foot of Maoshan Mountain, Lin Bai was stunned to find that his peers here were really not few.

Several fortune-telling stalls are connected together, all of which say that the iron mouth is straight and broken, and the child is not bullied. Lin Bai's face turned a little green, although he was a little white dragon in the waves, and his reputation in the rivers and lakes was quite prominent, but he couldn't stand the wolf with more meat and less meat, if this trip was preempted by these peers, then the matter of his own travel home would be even more unsettled.

A cigarette ran to the door of the funeral. This is a small three-story building with creepers, and it looks lush and beautiful in the summer. There are two stone lions squatting at the door, and it can be seen that the family background is not bad, but it is obviously the first seven, and the gate is locked, and no guest comes to mourn, which is also surprising.

Just when Lin Bai was about to knock on the door, the door suddenly opened, and then a Taoist priest wearing a cyan Taoist robe rolled out of it, in the real sense, and his body was thrown out of the house like a ball. Lin Bai looked at this Taoist priest dumbfounded, dumbfounded, it didn't seem to be like this.

"If you don't have real skills, don't take this diamond, if you delay our grandson's illness, Lao Tzu will beat you to death with a stick!"

There was an old roar from inside the house, and then an old man with a white beard came out, although he was old, but he was full of energy, and chased him out with a cane and a stick in his hand, "Damn, the Taoist priests on Maoshan are all dead, and I found one to exorcise evil spirits, damn, I made a lot of offers, but you found out, but I was shocked by myself!" ”

After such a toss, there were a lot of people outside the small building, but the eyes of these onlookers who looked at the family in the house were not pitiful and sympathetic, but more or less gloating.

"Dad, why don't you prepare for Xiaoshan's funeral, if you drag it out like this, you can't find the root of the disease, and if you don't prepare at all, it's not a problem......" A woman in her thirties came out of the house, grabbed the old man's arm, rubbed her eyes, and said with tears in her eyes.

The old man bit the cigarette pouch and pot, and after squeaking twice, he sighed, threw the crutches in his hand outside, and said, "According to what you said, prepare for the third son, the boss is gone, and now Xiaoshan is like this again, Xiu'e, you must take care of your body." Maoshan, Maoshan, how did you get to this point, you can't even find a Taoist priest who can exorcise evil spirits. ”