Chapter 45: The Classic Combination of Bad Fate

Today's second update, Happy National Day.

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"I said junior brother! Why are you lying dead again. Next to the hospital bed, Lu Mingfei looked at Mo Ao, who was wearing a hospital gown and a bandage on his chest, and complained.

"Fell." Mo Ao answered without looking back, burying his head and playing with his PSP.

You go and show me the penetrating wound in your chest again!

Lu Mingfei's heart was broken at this time, he had just received the news that his junior brother had been discharged from the hospital, and it was rare for him to have a junior brother who had an appetite for him, and he was saying that he would go to celebrate him the next day, but it turned out to be a hospital visit again inexplicably.

"If you don't believe us, we can't help it, who calls us unlucky? It's you, senior brother, why do you have time to come here? Mo Ao made a pretense and directly changed the topic. You can't say to him, "We went yesterday and just went to face off with your little devil!" ”

This time, Lu Mingfei choked, what is he here for? He just wanted to come to celebrate his junior brother, his feet were cured like that, isn't it worth being happy? So we should have a lively party! Call the beautiful junior sister, Chu Zihang Fingal, and everyone go out to play all night and forget all the sad things

Damn it again

Lu Mingfei shook his head, and the lingering marriage proposal in his mind was in his mind.

"That's it! Senior Brother Lu, I want to ask you something. Mo Ao suddenly put down the PSP and said.

"Huh?" Lu Mingfei looked back.

"What the hell does that ordinary love look like?"

"Tragedy!" Lu Mingfei said casually.

Then his head lowered, realizing that love is not a tragedy, it is a tragedy to end before it has even begun, and the real tragedy is nothing more than blurting out this sentence.

Just like admitting defeat, a gambler who always loses cards is asked what game it is to play cards, and involuntarily says, "Lose money." ”

"What do you want to say, junior brother?" Lu Mingfei looked at Mo Ao with some vigilance, if some news was known by this jumping teaser, the consequences would be unimaginable!

"Ordinary love! Ordinary love! It's similar to the kind of love that I agreed to get married when I was in kindergarten, passed a note in elementary school, was assigned CP by the whole class in junior high school, started early love in high school, and got married after graduating from college! ”

"Wait, wait, wait." Lu Mingfei hurriedly interrupted Mo Ao. "Are you sure you're talking about normal love, not some third-rate romance novel? Or written by a male author! ”

"Isn't that so? What does that look like? Will you kidnap the princess who is not familiar with the world and let her experience new things? ”

"Definitely not!"

"Will you pretend to be mysterious to attract the other person's attention, and then place the play and wait for the opportunity?"

"Are you sure it's a relationship?"

"Isn't this the occasion of the other party's life and death, standing up and dying?"

"Is there any common ingredient in this?"

Lu Mingfei suddenly became irritable, and he found that everything now reminded him of Caesar and Nono.

Kidnapping the princess? Didn't Nono just run under the boys' dormitory and kidnap a prince to take her to Chicago?

"If you have something to say, let it go, go around these bends." Lu Mingfei's face was dark, but he still softened his words halfway through, after all, Mo Ao was still lying on the hospital bed.

"Okay, I just want to ask, how can an ordinary person identify that he likes someone?" Mo Ao straightened his body with a serious expression.

"Why do you want to bite the 'ordinary' factor so much? And what is the standard of so-called 'ordinary'? ”

"Ordinary is that I haven't been in love!"

"What prerequisite does it take to like someone? To like it is to like it. Lu Mingfei waved his hand irritably.

"So how can you clearly identify that you like someone?"

"Only the devil knows. Originally, you didn't care about anything, you were happy, you were eating hot pot, singing on the train, out of the city, suddenly the train was overturned into the water, you got out of the car, drenched, opened your eyes and saw a girl with a thin waist and long legs, long hair and a soft face, stepping on your face, majestic, saying that this mountain is my opening of this tree, I planted it, if you want to fight this and leave it to buy road money, if you dare to say a word, kill it or bury it! Your heart moved, and you wanted to be a bandit with her, and you liked her at that moment. ”

"This," Mo Ao obviously couldn't fully comprehend his divine unfolding, "can you tell me more specifically, like this girl is very good to you or something." ”

"Don't talk nonsense," Lu Mingfei felt that he had a slight advantage over Mo Ao, and crossed his legs on the bed to brag to Mo Ao, "Generally, what you like is those who instruct you to do not do anything to yourself." ”

Indeed, whether it is Chen Wenwen or Nuo Nuo, they are sisters in front of him, even if she is younger than him, Chen Wenwen directs him to run around.

"I beg to differ." Mo Ao was depressed, and Yuffie didn't command him to run around, so much so that CC likes to point fingers at him. (Author: Writing this, I suddenly want to kill this bastard with a thunderbolt.) )

"If you don't believe it, isn't it just good to talk about this thing? You haven't tried, on what basis do you jump to conclusions? Can this thing be studied? ”

"Okok, I was wrong, I won't mention it." Mo Ao waved his hand. "So, the constellations are not reliable, are they?"

"It depends on what the match is."

"Scorpio with water bottle."

Lu Mingfei was taken aback, he really knew some constellations, because Chen Wenwen played this. He also knew that he remembered that Mo Ao's file that was still at the top was born on November 4th, which was a dead (HX) scorpio man! then Who is which Aquarius woman? Senior Brother Mo asked these questions, obviously not academic research, but wanted to ask some practical knowledge!

The spirit of gossip is burning, and Lu Mingfei is in spirit

"So classic! That's the end of the game. Lu Mingfei spread his hands.

"What's wrong?"

"Scorpio and Aquarius are classic mutual attraction, but in the end, they will basically be matched because of their personalities."

"Huh?"

"The Aquarius woman is the kind of person who is particularly obscure about who she likes, and will only care about you quietly; However, Scorpio is the kind of stuffy (HX) who likes to stuff everything in his heart. In terms of the classic passages in the novel, these two are the types that will not easily say the phrase 'I love you', that is, a particularly special combination of pretentiousness. If you don't say it, I won't say it, won't something happen after a long time? ”

"Oh," Mo Ao replied lightly, not looking too disappointed, "If you like anyone, do you care about the horoscope?" ”

Lu Mingfei shook his head, this thing is the same as picking petals and saying that he loves me and he doesn't love me, it's just a game.

Even if it's really Mo Ao, he won't care about joking, it's good that the constellation will work, that's the dragon king's daughter!

"It's not a horoscope, it's not a character, and it doesn't need to be nice to you, so all that's left is good-looking? turned out to be a face-watching world! Mo Ao thought for a while, then exclaimed.

Lu Mingfei thinks that this junior brother is really funny, isn't it enough to be good-looking? But in retrospect, Su Xiaoqiao is no more ugly than Chen Wenwen, but she has never thought about Su Xiaoliang.

"Why do you like Sister Nono?" Mo Ao asked.

"Because I met her when I was most unlucky, and she was so good, super stylish." Lu Mingfei said softly, "It's okay, I'll go first." ”

Lu Mingfei shrugged his head and walked to the door.

"Are you alright?" Mo Ao stopped Lu Mingfei on the spot, and he remembered that according to the plot, this thing seemed to be out of love at this time.

"It's okay," Lu Mingfei didn't look back, "I'm just not very happy, I don't even have a chance to fight, it's destined to be from the beginning."

"No one likes someone as much, does he?" He felt a bitter sourness faintly coming to avoid the shortcomings, "I don't even have a chance"