Chapter 110: Where did you come from, a miser?
"You're enough! I've been with you for so long and haven't found a suitable house, do you want to live in the world? The whole morning has passed, but I am very busy, and I am only halfway through today's patrol, and I will not work until midnight for the rest. "If the gaze is lethal, I believe that the ** temple has been burned into charcoal by Fujiwara Mei at this time.
**Temple in the recovery of the thousand stone Nadeshiko put forward a request to Kaguya to go out and live on his own for a period of time, people who have been staying under the wings of the Eternal Pavilion will not grow, and the life of the Eternal Pavilion is too comfortable, occasionally Kaguya will bring new things, requiring all kinds of problems.
But it's not enough, for the ** temple that likes accidents and likes non-everyday things, this kind of life is a little too uninteresting.
So he came out and prepared to open a office to solve all kinds of problems in the name of Forever Pavilion.
"Are you still bothered by the fact that the person next to your pillow is not good-looking? Still worried about not being able to find a boyfriend? Even if you have a long lifespan, there are still many things that you can't get, and love, friendship, and family are like this. But now it's different, and with the House of Everything, everything is different. ”
"Whether it's assassination, stalking, catching () rape or ——, uproar - no problem, as long as you get here, even if you are a thousand-year-old goblin who has become an old aunt, or an undead creature who pretends to be tender and failed, we will dress you up beautifully, even if we use fraudulent means, we will solve your life's affairs, even if you look ugly, we will help you find a groom back by kidnapping, what are you waiting for?"
Such radio waves, such brain holes, incomprehensible words, and thinking about how many places I don't know, is the masterpiece of Princess Kaguya, something that took a full ten seconds to come up with, and it is definitely eye-catching.
perfectly fits his own temperament, and perfectly adds the ridicule to the advertisement, which is really worthy of the magical existence that even his teammates will mock.
It's definitely deliberate, and absolutely no one will come to the door.
Let's not mention the plagiarized things like Wanshiwu, even the foreshadowing advertising words are enough to scare interested people away.
Coming in here, isn't this just a direct admission that she is not good-looking enough, and she is an old woman?
For Gensokyo, where women occupy the most dominant position, this is definitely the most powerful black advertisement.
The black is natural, and the black is reasonable......
What a ghost!
Let's just say that how could Kaguya let go of someone who is so interesting and capable that he owes a few fat beatings to the ** temple, no wonder he promised so easily before, it turned out that he was all waiting here?
Looking at Kaguya with a bright smile on her face, **Temple knew that if she objected to her proposal, this cute face that I was very good at talking to would definitely become a demon from hell, and the dignity of Her Royal Highness the princess would not allow blasphemy, and when something interesting happened, no one dared to stop Kaguya who fell into a state of frenzy.
So the name has been decided, and the advertisements have been put out without finding a place to build a house, just above the Wenwen Daily, where lace news dominates and a certain unscrupulous reporter has infinite brains.
According to Kaguya, she spent a lot of money, but as a reporter who was honest and honest, did not accept bribes, and only liked to record the facts of the incident truthfully, Shotimaru Fumi, was very reluctant to publish this advertisement in the most inconspicuous corner.
Obviously, the money spent is enough to buy this tengu!
However, Kaguya doesn't care about such a trivial matter as money, and he hasn't formed a correct or ordinary view of money, **Temple wants that strange advertisement even more and no one finds out.
"By the way, the location hasn't been decided yet."
Kaguya suddenly realized, but that look I knew I was still doing it on purpose, but the expression that you couldn't do it to me was really infuriating.
His eyes opened and closed, his right hand was slightly clenched into a fist and slammed on his head, and then he stuck out his tongue with a prank on the found expression.
"It's okay to decide where it's okay a long time ago, there's no better place than the human world, where there are not only a lot of empty houses, but also the largest flow of people in Gensokyo, whether it's humans or youkai with heads and faces, they all like to go to the human world."
In Kaguya, you tm tm teasing me, when did you find a place in the angry expression ** Temple said lightly.
"What about the money, don't tell me that you still take a lot of private jobs!"
In response to Kaguya's somewhat angry question, it was **Temple's surprised eyes, feeling as if he didn't know something, but it was definitely not the result he wanted, and Kaguya felt that what this guy was definitely going to say was not a good thing.
Really.
"A house on earth doesn't cost money, both in the past and in the present. This regulation is intended to attract the largest number of wandering human settlements, and it is also a provision for maximum damage to outsiders. “
"Now the population of the human world has decreased, but the size of the human world as a place of human activity has not changed under the activities of all parties, so there are many empty houses, and it is not difficult to find a suitable one."
"And the most important thing is that when the world fell into a food crisis before, it wasn't the Eternal Pavilion that saved them, compared to His Royal Highness Kaguya, who definitely didn't mind his own people and enjoyed the treatment of being grateful."
was pitted, and was pitted by this guy and Fujiwara Meihong.
No, it's better to say that both myself and Fujiwara Meihong have been cheated by this guy, and it's really a guy who has reached a terrible level of using what happened, and he looks like he is using his majesty to do things, and he also grabbed his character who cares about his image very much.
"Good...... All right. With a somewhat deformed formulaic perfect smile, Kaguya, who has a very good face, said with difficulty.
What a refined egoistic guy!
However, the temple will not agree with this, because human beings are self-centered creatures.
Parents take care of their children in order to be able to be supported when they are old, and society is tolerant of the elderly because no one wants to be bullied when they are old, and they will get angry when they see someone bullying the weak, not because of justice or anything like that, but because of empathy, for fear that one day they will become weak, so helping others is to help them one day.
Because of the knowledge of contact, the temple looks at the problem very calmly.
Because I haven't personally experienced the family society, the ** temple will be very rational in looking at the problem.
So it's a little cold-blooded, and it's even more pitiful.
But unnecessary pity from others will not make **Temple have psychological fluctuations, because he is right, behind the warmth of the world, as long as you think carefully, as long as you think deeply to the end, you will come into contact with those cold realities that are ignored.
Okay, coming out of the slightly gray worldview, ** Temple has already said that this is not good for Kaguya to make trouble.
Looking at the delicate face that was almost equal to his own, Kaguya had some different emotions.
Distressed?
Not really!
I really want to punch him hard, Kaguya thought.
A person who has met in the world and now has no clear position, but after the disappearance of the barnyard family, he took on a position similar to that of the village head, and he is trusted by everyone and is also very conscientious at the same time.
Looking at Mr. Kamibai Ze, who was standing in front of him and had reached the peak of his spirit, ** Temple felt that even if it was the peak of the Hakutsuki and Maki Island Holy Protector who were at their peak, the result would definitely be changed.
"**Mr. Temple decided to set up an office in the world, which is really good, there are too few people in the world now whether it is combat power or management means, and the most important thing is that there are many old people who can be reassured. Although Mr. Temple is very young, he looks very stable. ”
Teacher Huiyin bowed down and bowed, half of which was to thank the Eternal Pavilion for its help to the world, and half to thank the ** Temple for solving the problem of Maki Island Sacred Protection.
It's very troublesome.,It's not only the supernormal ability but also the intelligence that stands at the pinnacle of human beings.,But the most troublesome thing is his human identity.,Although he's already on the road of monsterization.,But until the soul was taken away by Onozuka Komachi, it didn't go smoothly.。
So even death can still be counted as a human being, Huiyin can't kill people, but no matter how heinous a human being is, she or Mei Hong can't kill it herself.
Because they are not humans, non-human races cannot kill humans themselves, which is the bottom line for non-human settlement in the human world.
Fortunately, there is a ** temple, otherwise if Mei Hong does it, Teacher Huiyin will face a difficult choice of one of the two.
Looking at the unsmiling man in front of him with grateful eyes, Huiyin said: "But you don't seem to have come to the world many times, and there are already many different places in the newly built world, so let Meihong accompany you when you go to pick a house." ”
"Me?" Mei Hong didn't know why she was involved, so she stretched out her finger and pointed at her doubts, and then said, "I'll have to patrol later." ”
The face suddenly approached, and Teacher Huiyin suddenly teleported to Mei Hong, her face was so close that she could even smell the breath exhaled by Huiyin, and if she went in a little more, she had to kiss it, hey!
But in the face of this sister Hong, she didn't have any charming thoughts, on the contrary, she was a little scared, her face was a little pale, and even her hands were a little trembling.
Is Teacher Huiyin that scary?
Shut up, you don't know what Huiyin looks like when she's angry.
Terra and Fujiwara Meihong completed a eye contact.
"Sister Hong, haven't you been patrolling, haven't you been eating and drinking at public expense in the name of patrolling a lot of times?"
It's not good or not, it's thanks to my hard work The residents of the world took the initiative to send me something, not enough to see Huiyin, whose eyes have been covered by the shadow of bangs, Meihong still chose to shut up.
If you don't speak, you won't die.
decisively ignored his friend's revelation behavior.
"Then I'll leave it to you."
"Guaranteed to get the job done."
Then it was almost a nightmare moment, there were not many people in the world, in order not to shrink the area and reduce the space for human activities, the people who were supposed to live together chose four or five families to live together as a unit and small groups, scattered like chess pieces in the world as a chessboard.
It stands to reason that this distribution has resulted in a lot of empty houses, whether you want to be lively or clean, no matter how demanding the requirements can be met.
But Meihong soon found out that she was wrong, the mistake was outrageous, but there are exceptions, and more object-oriented does not mean that it can satisfy everyone, and this guy in front of her is one of the examples.
Moreover, the reason for refusing to be the most prosperous and best renovated house in the world turned out to be that it was too expensive to afford.
Ma Dan, where else is there money in the eternal pavilion, and he doesn't take any money from you!
Where did you come from, miser?