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After having children at home, it really doesn't stop, and adults often have problems even sleeping. Yanmo ±, because most children's sleep time is reversed, most of them sleep during the day, and then babble and play with their eyes wide at night.

But thankfully, Xiao Linglong and they didn't have this situation. From the beginning of the day, the work and rest time of these two little guys is very regular.

Otherwise, Zhang Ye alone would never be able to bring it. Even if his Imperial God Heavenly Jian had already cultivated to the level of the second-order advanced level, he could survive without sleeping for ten days and half a month in a row, he would not be able to do it.

After all, people are not iron, and they always have to rest. Once the two children have a reversed schedule like ordinary children, it will be troublesome. If you don't know, you really have to hire a babysitter.

Fortunately, these two little guys are very well-behaved, so there is no need to worry about this at all.

There is one thing that makes Zhang Ye feel more troublesome.

Because these two little guys are too clingy to him, they have to sleep with him when they sleep, otherwise they will cry all the time.

Zhang Ye tried this kind of thing several times, but all of them ended in failure, so he had to compromise in the end.

"These two ......" washed the two little ones and poured them on the bed, Zhang Ye couldn't help but smile when he looked at the two little guys.

Maybe it's because they're really sleepy, they're already sleepy when they're in the shower. When they were carried to bed, it barely took five minutes for the two children to fall asleep.

In her sleep, Xiao Linglong, who was covered with baby fat, would pout cutely, and her long eyelashes trembled and trembled. As for Feng'er's kid, it's terrible. Although he is cute when he sleeps, he drools.

And don't look at Feng'er is still sleeping next to him now, but when he gets up in the morning, he will definitely roll to the other end, holding his feet and gnawing violently.

But fortunately, it happened overnight.

It was a similar story for a while after that. Neither anyone from the dark world came to the door, nor did Jiang Rou call him to ask him to go out to play, as for Lin Lin...... All right! I haven't seen this girl for days. I think I should have traveled out, otherwise I wouldn't have seen anyone for so long.

But although these things are not, there are some things at home.

Just two days ago, Xiao Linglong's tongue gradually became sharper. This made Zhang Ye both happy and depressed. Happily, this girl can finally speak well, but depressed, this girl is too smart and tricky.

"Dad, did you sell your brother? As long as the baby! The father and daughter stood at the staircase on the second floor, and Xiao Linglong stood in front of Zhang Ye cutely with a teddy bear in her arms, looking up at her little face, and constantly winking at her father.

The cute appearance and innocent tone made Zhang Ye cry and laugh, "That's your brother, you can't sell it!" If you say that again, they will buy you to human traffickers. ”

"Traffickers don't dare to come here, and babies will hit them"

With a wave of her fist, Xiao Linglong made a very powerful appearance.

"Traffickers don't dare to ask for it, but Dad can throw you in the garbage!"

"But...... But the baby will come out on its own! ”

"Don't be too smart, girl! This annoyed Dad! ”

"Why?"

"Because it's too smart for a baby, Dad doesn't like it."

"Is it as stupid as your brother?" As she spoke, Xiao Linglong pointed to Feng'er, who was constantly tossing in the living room.

At this time, Feng'er happened to look over and saw that his sister was pointing at him, so he immediately took a step forward and trotted over.

I have to say that the situation of this little guy is the same as Zhang Ye thought. Due to his talent, this kid has only been able to walk for a long time, and he can already trot a few steps. It's almost the same as today's little Linglong.

It's just that the mouth is not very sharp.

"Baba...... ...... machine" muttered as he reached the top of the stairs.

Maybe it's because the steps are a little higher, and Feng'er has a little hard to climb up, so he has to use his limbs to climb a ladder.

"Dad, you see, my brother is so stupid, why is he still kept? Wouldn't it be nice to sell? ”

"Don't talk about it again, or Daddy will beat you in the ass!" Zhang Ye was a little naïve.

"Hmm...... That...... Then dad sell the baby! The baby is not alive! ”

"Huh?"

Zhang Ye looked at Xiao Linglong in surprise, he never thought that this girl would say such a thing.

"Girl, where did you learn this? I remember, I didn't teach you these things, did I? ”

"On TV!"

Xiao Linglong blinked.

"Damn it! If I had known that this would have happened, I wouldn't have let you watch TV. What a mess! ”

"Baba...... Baba ...... "Feng'er finally climbed to the second floor at this time.

Zhang Ye, who was standing at the top of the stairs, squatted down happily, ready to pick him up.

And at this time, Feng'er also reached out to hug.

It's just that......

What Zhang Ye didn't expect at all, and he didn't know what was going on, this kid's injury suddenly exploded with a force. Pull him forward.

At the moment when this vigorous force appeared, Zhang Ye still sighed a little, "Feng'er's strength is still uncontrollable!" ’

But then he realized that it was not good.

As we all know, when people are squatting, the center of gravity is not stable, and as long as there is a force acting on the body, it will definitely cause leaning forward or backward.

Feng'er's power is forward, so Zhang Ye naturally leans forward. If it's somewhere else, it's something that can be restored by holding the ground with your hands.

It's just that......

Now the staircase! After squatting down, he leaned forward, especially when he was caught off guard, and instinctively stretched out his hands to find a support point.

But here's the staircase! The support point is in Xiamian, which is more than ten centimeters shorter than other places.

"Oops! Ouch ......"

At first glance, he heard Zhang Ye scream, and then he actually stretched his body like this and slid down the stairs. During this time, I changed several postures, but I couldn't stop at all. I can only roll all the way down in a mess.

"Poop?" Feng'er was small, and although he was taken around by Zhang Ye, he stopped at the third staircase, and there was nothing wrong with him. But when he saw that his father had gone downstairs in a strange way, he was taken aback.

Dad is just different! So you can go downstairs!

"Oops! Worst! Bad brother, Dad was killed by you! Little Linglong hugged the teddy bear and screamed, accusing her brother.

"Even ...... Doll wood has ......"

Sister's words startled Feng'er, and he shook his head while holding his head.

"And said no, look at Dad, he doesn't move! Didn't you fall to your death? This sucks, are we going to change a dad? Xiao Linglong's eyes widened, full of uneasiness. How bad it would be to change a father! It's better for this dad!

"Dead girl, if you say it again, Dad is really dead."

Zhang Ye was like a dead fish, lying on the staircase of Xiamian. It's not that he doesn't want to move, it's because his whole body hurts so much. Due to the severe pain, it causes muscle spasms, and it is not easy to control the body. And that's the case with him now.

"Yikes! Dad, you haven't been thrown to death yet! Xiao Linglong was very happy, and then she carefully walked downstairs step by step.

And at this time, Feng'er saw this and followed her sister down. But he went downstairs upside down.

"Daddy...... Daddy......"

Xiao Linglong walked up to Zhang Ye, threw the teddy bear in her hand aside, and kept tugging at Zhang Ye's clothes, as if she wanted to pull him up.

"Girl, don't waste your efforts, you don't have this ability, unless it's your brother who comes." Zhang Ye didn't have hope for Xiao Linglong's strength, but he was more confident in Feng'er's strength.

"Daddy...... Do you drink milk? ”

"Do you think Daddy needs milk now?"

"Didn't Dad say that you have strength after drinking milk? If you have the strength, you can stand up! ”

"......" Zhang Ye held back for a moment, and then said, "You can keep the milk!" Dad will be able to stand up after a while. ”

Fortunately, it was only some soft tissue contusions, and it didn't hurt the muscles and bones, so it didn't take two spells to let Zhang Ye recover.

Standing up, Zhang Ye glanced at Feng'er, who was still rubbing on the stairs. Thinking of the original choice, he felt more fortunate than that.

Fortunately, I chose a support class instead of a combat class, otherwise it would be strong in combat, but if it's a child, it's useless to have strong combat power, so it's impossible to do anything with them.

If you can't do it, you can only bear it. But if they toss like this, I'm afraid it won't be long before they lie in the coffin.

That is, with children...... No, it should be said that taking a baby dragon will be in danger of life, if the survival ability is not strong...... Hum...... Prepare early!

This made Zhang Ye a little really didn't know what to say. Who can be so dangerous with a child? If you don't move, you will hurt your muscles and bones, and if you don't do it, you will directly become a high paraplegic.

"Daddy! My brother is so bad! Sell your brother! "Xiao Linglong is very cute, but what she said made Zhang Ye very speechful.

"If I say this again, I'll beat you in the ass!"

"Daddy is bad!"

This trick has a little effect on Xiao Linglong, this girl immediately picked up the teddy bear, hugged it on her back, and stuck it on the little fart. strand back. Then he stared at Zhang Ye with big eyes and blinked.

The cute expression is telling him that the baby is ready, let's fight!

"You ......" Zhang Ye watched Xiao Linglong's movements with a smile and a smile.

"Daddy doesn't hurt you anymore! Daddy loves my brother to go! ”

turned around and walked up the stairs, and picked up Feng'er, who had already climbed most of the stairs slowly.

"Bad brother, come down, you've only got that!" Xiao Linglong stretched out her little thumb and said to her younger brother. This is a reminder to him that you only have a little bit and can't cross the line.

"Mine! It's mine! It's all mine. ”

Feng'er is not stupid. What bother? hugged Zhang Ye's neck and kept yelling.

But his strength was a bit big, which made Zhang Ye grin. I almost couldn't help but throw this kid on the ground.

"Brother let go, otherwise Dad will be strangled to death by you!" Seeing this situation, Xiao Linglong shouted.

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PS: Okay! Starting today, the little ones are starting to get naughty!

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